Where is John Kerry when you need him?

I found out a few minutes ago that Stephanie Mae is pregnant with my child.

stephgahimer: i'm pregnant!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: 4rill?
stephgahimer: yep
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it's not mine, is it?
stephgahimer: it's yours
stephgahimer: you were the last person i fuked

It seems she has already picked out a name.

stephgahimer: i already have the name picked out if it's a boy
stephgahimer: gentry lennox

She also has a name picked out in case it's a girl.

stephgahimer: and if it's a girl, she will be named elsey mae

After seeing the first ultrasound, I am convinced we are having twins. Below is an image taken from the ultrasound.

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