Chinese. Japanese. Peyronie's. Check it Out.

I don't want to type a lot. It's not what I'm here for, so suck my dick (and I don't have Peyronie's Disease, it just rhymes).

I hope a giant whale jumps out of the depths of space and lands on Earth and kills us all.

Count it.

I can't wait till I get to hang out with Jason. I have a pretty good feeling I'll end up dead.