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THE "W" SURVEY!!

**The Who's**

Who is in the house with you?:
Bread, Ash-hole, Dawn Noel, Brentie, Oreo

Who are you thinking about now?
Baby Jesus

Who did you last talk to on the phone?:
Zip

Whose house did you last go to?:
Robin K. Gahimer, C.P.A.

Whose birthday is next?
Adam Barlow has a birthday on June 9. Everyone call him and tell him to break up with Jesus.

Who was the last person you told you loved?
Fox McCloud

Who do you hope will take this survey?:
The Lord, Jesus Christ (I think I'll get drunk and beat up so)

Who is your cell phone carrier?:
I carry my own phone. I'm a big boy.

**The Whats**

What was the last thing you ate?:
Ice Creams

What was the last thing you drank?:
Melk

What color pants are you wearing?:
invisible, because i don't really have any pants on, because i'm a faggot and everyone knows this

what is the closest item to you that is blue?
a pretty pink parasol

What instant messaging service do you use?:
google talk

fav..color
pussypink

What is your most used phrase?:
i'm going as a cowgirl

What is your favorite website?:
google.com

What is your favorite shoe brand?:
pants

What song do you currently hear?:
"hate you" by the daredevils

What are you about to do?:
get some hot pussy


**The Wheres**

Where do you live?:
i like to see homos, naked

Where is your phone?
right here

Where do you sleep?:
in my boxers

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
i'm not wearing one of those either

Where did you get this survey?
why do you always assume people have clothes on?

Where is your best friend?
Rome

**The Whens**

When is your birthday?:
October 25

When did you last burn a candle?:
about the same time shawn last punched a librarian

When did you go to sleep last night?:
9:30

When was the last time you went to the mall?:
December somethingth

**The Whys**

Why does basically half the world have a Myspace?:
because the other half can't afford it

Why do we have to go to school?:
because people are idiots

Why are you on myspace right this moment?:
stalker hall

Everyone hates Shawn. I think that's funny. It's especially good when he talks to his girlfriend on the phone and she calls him fat and he cries like a little emo cunt.

Hello.

I Quit My Jobbie

Not really. But that was the plan in the beginning. Tyler Stieneker was crushed when I gave him the news. He is the one responsible for pulling me back in. So, it appears that I will be working with him and Shawn Branham awhile still.

I am sooooo tired, you guys.

I had to be at work by 7:00 a.m. I didn't sleep at all last night.

Gay.

I was going to go to Elwood and tell them I wasn't retarded enough for the job. I guess that will have to wait a few more days.


Here's the thing. I really do work with numerous handicapable people. They make up the majority of the population there. I like them. I don't like the stupid people working on both sides of me in the line deal. They are not mentally retarded; they are just fucking stupid. I hate goddamn stupid people telling me what to do. Fuck them.

And that's the word.