Cock Nugget

I would just like to start by saying I have nothing against Muslims.  My beef in the past was with Comedy Central.  Muslims acted as they do, Muslim extremists acted as we expect them to and Comedy Central acted like pussies as we expect them to, but they did it far more than they reasonably should have.  Again, I don't hate anyone, unless you want to consider Comedy Central a person.

On 200

I wrote a lot of shit here, so, if you don't want to read all or any of it, at least have a look at the videos I've posted down below..

South Park's 200th episode aired last week to high expectations.  The creators of the show had assured everyone that they would be packing every single person they have ever made fun of into a single 22 minute episode and be done with it.  This turned out to not be the case.  We were left with several cliff-hangers by the end of the episode, leaving loose ends to be tied up in a future episode.

The celebrities were all there, Tom Cruise leading the others.  South Park tends to stir up some controversy every now and then, but this time it was Tom Cruise at the heart of the problem.  After years of putting up with bullshit from the town of South Park, Tom has decided to lead all the shows victims to sue the town for everything it's worth.  But where is the controversy in that?  I'll tell you where it is.  Tom Cruise has other plans up his sleeve.  As it turn out, Tom Cruise wants to use the pressure on South Park as a means for him to get a chance to see in person someone he has always wanted to meet: the prophet Muhammad.

Muhammad seems like an obvious character to include in such an episode of South Park.  He had been depicted previously in the show, uncensored, in episode 504: "Super Best Friends."  Here he played alongside other religious figures as superheroes, whose job was to take down the evil David Blaine and his religion, Blaintology.  From that season on, Muhammad could be seen in the show's opening sequence at the beginning of every episode, even the episode in which Comedy Central censored to prevent any type of retaliation from crazy Islamic groups.  This episode was in response to both the Jyllands-Posten contoversy, after having printed cartoons of the prophet Muhammad, and comparisons the show had received to Family Guy.  In the show, the Family Guy writers have decided to show Muhammad for shock value.  Comedy central censored the image in the second part of the episode, and everything was fine.  In response to Comedy Central's decision to censor the image, the creators ended the show with Jesus Christ and George W. Bush defecating on the United States flag.  While the meaning of this seems obvious to me, I sometimes hear others talk about how random and senseless the ending is.  So, to quickly point out the obvious...

In America, we have a freedom of religion.  Despite this, many of our citizens believe us to be a Christian nation, and to a great extent, we are.  The Muslim world has proven several times to be against America, and has also shown that its ways are almost entirely incompatible with the freedom available in the United States.  Matt Stone and Trey Parker show us, despite all of the things we worship as Americans, Comedy Central is more willing to bend to the demands of our enemies than it is to care about attacks on the United States.

So, for the 200th episode of South Park, Matt and Trey brought back the subject of free speech for us, versus the ability to prevent free speech on the part of religious extremists.  The first image we get of Muhammad is a stick-figure drawing, to which one of the characters asks, "Is that okay to show?"  It seems to me that this would be offensive enough to Muslims, but South Park wasn't done.  The boys end up tracking down Muhammad, who is again censored from the show, but the characters come up with a great idea: putting him in a bear suit so he could be shown without being shown.  This is where they made a mistake.  It wasn't long until the Muslim nutcase website, Revolution Muslim (it has been down a lot lately, but if you really want to go there, Google has a cached copy), threatened (nearly guaranteed) death to the creators of South Park.  Anderson Cooper did a great piece on it last night:


Bill O'Reilly also did a little something on the subject:


So, what happens now? There is a follow-up episode due to air tonight at 10 pm. One of three things will happen on the new episode.

• Matt and Trey are going to reveal that the person is the bear outfit isn't really the prophet Muhammad, and the Muslim radicals are still going to look like assholes like they always have.
• Matt and Trey are really going to try to go all out to drive the point home.
• Matt and Trey are going to try to take the situation further, and Comedy Central is going to puss out once again and censor the show to prevent anymore madness.

The show will air in just a few hours, and we are going to find out whether the terrorists win or not.  After that, I might end up blogging about the outcome.  And I will probably go on a rant on the Muslim overlords ruling this country.  We'll see.

You can watch all of these episodes for free at http://www.southparkstudios.com/

Happy 9/11

To celebrate, southparkstudios.com has released this.

I hope everyone had a happy 9/11. We'll see you again next year.

Slap in the Mexican

Today, today was good--yes. I went sledding after practice one. Well, I came home first and ate. My parents gave me an Orgazmo t-shirt because it didn't quite come in time for BLAIREmas (I guess I showed you, didn't I Sean Hudson?). Well, Susan came over to my house with Kylie to pick me up. We went over there and met Eric Byrer, Germany, and Felps. Susan Dyke went down the hill first and hurt herself. I went down after her and about broke the spinal chords. We found a new hill and had a good time with it, then we found the best one. We went down the best one a few times, and it was nice--I like you. After that, I noticed the pond. The water was mostly frozen on the topety-bop, and I thought it would be fun to see how much it could resist, so I went out on it. After going out a little ways and jumping around, Eric Byrer decided to join me. Once we were out about to there, Eric found a huge freakin tree limb or whatever. We started hitting the ice with it to see how much. We didn't get anywheres with that, as you might have already figured out for yourself, so Felps came around to try his luck. He lifted the guy way the fuck up there in the air and slammed it right on the ice. Well, the ice didn't break, but the wooden guy did, and the top half of it bounced right off the ice and blasted Felps right in his stupid, British head. We all laughed and had a good time with that one, yes. After that was over, Eric and I finished our journey to the other side, and all was good. We found a metal thing close to the other side, so we took it, and Eric threw it over there. We walked over to the place where the water was and the ice was very thin. Eric and I were holding hands when we heard the ice cracking beneath our feet. We quickly turned and headed in the other direction, and we made it out alive. After retrieving the metal guy, i returned to the thin area. I spent the next five minutes destroying the ice and flooding the place with water. When I got tired of that, I threw the metal guy on the thinness,and as luck would have it, my right glove went with it. You see, the metal guy had jagged edges, and it was this that took my glove and yes. I was quite fearful that my glove had gone into the water, and it had, only it was the water that had flooded the ice. Yes, it was that water. I then had to go out and take back what was mine. I took Eric's hand. He stood on the somewhat thick ice as I stepped onto the thin ice. As the ice creaked under my huge muscles, I reached out for my hat, I mean glove. I managed to grab it, and Eric pulled me to safety. We all left and went to swim practice, and lived happily ever after, except for Kyle, who died from AIDS two weeks later.

Really Fuckin Pissed :)

I typed a huge fucking entry in here about an hour ago, and then when I made the South Park one, the old one suddenly disappeared. I'm gonna go ahead an retype the stuff I typed today tomorrow. I am really pissed off about that, and I swear I can smell huge dicks/big pussies right now. You guys are lucky there's a new South Park tonight, or I'd be killing all of you right about now.