New Goddamn Myspace Bulletin

Gotten laid this week? if by this week, you mean next week, no



Ever had sex in a public place? yeah, the floor



Ever laugh during sex? i laugh when i fart, so, yes



Ever cry during sex? IF SO, WHY? yes, because her pussy smelled like onions



Do you like to cuddle after sex? i love to cuddle with my victims



Ever regret sex with someone? every day



Ever faked an orgasm? i faked someone else's orgasm



Dirty talk or stfu? talk stfu



Ever have unprotected sex? never had protected sex



Ever masturbate to your friend's significant other? as long as my friend's significant other is me



Ever have a threesome? i've never had a twosome



Ever watch porn during sex? i watch cnn during sex



Ever thought of someone else during sex? jesus



Has the condom ever broke? i'm sure it's happened before



What's your most embarrassing sexual experience? the time i came all over her face and didn't realize she was a guy



How old were you when you lost your virginity? 21.



Who would you like to have sex with right now? Brandon. Or Chris Martin... :p

Do you like to 69? i just 6



Are you horny now? probably



How many sexual partners have you had? One too many



Do you like sex in the car? i like beer in the car



Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? i try not to



Ever been with a cheater? yes



Toys. Good or bad? as long as the kids put them away when they're done playing, it's fine



Lingerie? chatte rose