Dick Ripple

On my latest outing to Broad Ripple, I ran into several people that I have known throughout my life.  It was nice to see them and hear them talk about my big penis.  I also ran into three people I didn't know.  These were the most intriguing people to talk to, because the approached me as if they knew me.  Upon investigating their intentions, I found that it was actually my penis they knew and not so much the person behind the penis.  After spending some time thinking about it, I have come to the conclusion that people are more interested in knowing my penis than they are me.  It makes sense.  My penis is far more attractive than me and has a much better personality.  It is for this reason that I have decided to start living my life vicariously through my penis.