A NEW RECORD!!!!

Well, it's been a little over two months since Sony's Playstation 3 saw a release in Japan, and, wouldn't you know it, the price is already dropping. Is it because Sony has found a more efficient way to produce them? No. According to this, Sony has nothing to do drop. Retailers are just trying to get whatever they can for the 20GB model of the console, which the article claims "PS3 sales in Japan haven't cooled off, they've frozen."

Now this doesn't really seem like much of a surprise to us. Sony seems to be seeing the same problem here in America. Go into any game retailer, and you can see the PS3s just sitting on the shelves, not going anywhere. You can't even get retail price for them on eBay.

So, if you've already purchased a PS3, I'm sorry. And if you haven't, wait a month or two, and you'll have the opportunity to buy the cheapest Blu-ray DVD player/toilet on the market.

What sounds better to you? A Blu-ray DVD player at the high price of $1,000? Or a Blu-ray DVD player/toilet for $50? Do the right thing.

I Found Myself Lying In My Own Milk

I was awoken yesterday morning at around seven a.m. when my father came into my room. I got up to take out my retainer. When I returned, I found my blanket, soaked with Blaire nipple juice. I had trouble sleeping after that point. I had been in the middle of one of the best dreams in a long time when I was awoken, and my mind kept turning to it. I managed to get close to sleep around nine, but found myself tired of trying when I noticed the big spot on my sheet under my nipple.

I illegally downloaded Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan and Jackass Number Two. They were both good, but the former was the one that was hilarious. I'd highly recommend it to anyone with two dicks.

If anyone needs to take a shit at this point, we are in the same boat.

(Chris) Tucker Max

It looks like our old pal Tucker Max has been busy getting ready for Comedy Central on the television and writing a new book, Asshole Finish First. Tucker has had these (this and this) things to say about things. Personally, I don't know if the show would be that great, but the book is looking pretty good.

This Guy's Name is Frosty

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He's not a schoolteacher," said Frosty Hardison, a parent of seven who also said that he believes the Earth is 14,000 years old. "The information that's being presented is a very cockeyed view of what the truth is. ... The Bible says that in the end times everything will burn up, but that perspective isn't in the DVD."


I'm just glad we have nutjobs like this guy to help destroy today's yoots.

So I guess what this guy is saying is as long as we have global warming, we will have a lower percentage of oxygen, and without sufficient oxygen, God's flames will die out quickly, leaving us to reap the benefits and retire early.

Thank you, Frosty. Now give me back my goddamn magic hat before you scare any more children with your shenanigans.