Sunday, January 14, 2007

I Found Myself Lying In My Own Milk

I was awoken yesterday morning at around seven a.m. when my father came into my room. I got up to take out my retainer. When I returned, I found my blanket, soaked with Blaire nipple juice. I had trouble sleeping after that point. I had been in the middle of one of the best dreams in a long time when I was awoken, and my mind kept turning to it. I managed to get close to sleep around nine, but found myself tired of trying when I noticed the big spot on my sheet under my nipple.

I illegally downloaded Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan and Jackass Number Two. They were both good, but the former was the one that was hilarious. I'd highly recommend it to anyone with two dicks.

If anyone needs to take a shit at this point, we are in the same boat.

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