Dick Ripple

On my latest outing to Broad Ripple, I ran into several people that I have known throughout my life.  It was nice to see them and hear them talk about my big penis.  I also ran into three people I didn't know.  These were the most intriguing people to talk to, because the approached me as if they knew me.  Upon investigating their intentions, I found that it was actually my penis they knew and not so much the person behind the penis.  After spending some time thinking about it, I have come to the conclusion that people are more interested in knowing my penis than they are me.  It makes sense.  My penis is far more attractive than me and has a much better personality.  It is for this reason that I have decided to start living my life vicariously through my penis.

I've Been

Sleeping better at night. I am sitting here, getting a shitload of work done. I'm not falling asleep. I feel really good. I must kill myself.

Fuck THatt

I AM: Sean Hudson
I WANT: some goddamn respect
I HAVE: a tumor. His name is Joe. I named him after Kyle.
I WISH: i had more scabs
I HATE: stupid people
I MISS: my other foot
I HEAR: an emo cunt
I REGRET: not tying her up
I ALWAYS: swallow
I AM NOT: real
I DANCE: for money
I SING: along
I CRY: when i'm an emo cunt
I WRITE: when i feel like it
I WIN: nothing important
I LOSE: track of reality
I CONFUSE: dreams with dreams
I NEED: a loan
I SHOULD: be playing nintendo at the mall with midge
I WILL: have to stop shitting in my house

[YES OR NO]
You keep a diary: in a way only jesus can see
You like to cook: um if by 'cook' you mean 'suck his dick'
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: yar
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: my watch is a thing
You believe in love: i believe in gay sex

[WHO IS]
The weirdest person you know: Other Blaire
The loudest person you know? Black Kaitlyn
The person that knows the most about you: most likely Stefan, since I've been married to him for a good ten years
Your crush: MTV

[DO YOU]
Take showers: only if it's alright with mtv
Want to get married: if nick and jessica can't make it, how will i?
Have any tattoos/where: i've got scars
Piercings/where: seven/1000s
Get motion sickness: Bond is here!
Think you're a health freak: not really
Get along with your parents: my dad, and my mom when she isn't talking or doing anything but eating florida chips
Like thunderstorms: man...i can not think of anything better

[WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF?]
Ryan: Foster
Rob: Kill
Drew: a penis
Heather: Feather
Will: you at least touch it?
Frank: Blair
Eve: Eevee
Lauren: Loren
Michael: Basic
Ricky: Lux
John: Lehe
Jane: Smith
Justin: Lee (o:
Jack: off
Lisa: Blair
Boris: Escape.


[RANDOM]
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: i don't know anymore, but it's brown
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: really dark brown
EYE COLOR: different
PARENTS: What?! You want me to kiss your brother Jake?!
SIBLINGS: Brainen, Ashley Shit and Oreo
LIVE IN: Dead

[FAVORITE]
NUMBER: seventeen
COLOR: vagina color
DAY: whichever is the gayest
MONTH: now
SONG: anything country time grill and shit
FOOD: chicken fuck
SEASON: nice season (especially morning)
SPORT: killing people with a hammer
DRINK: diet sex
VEGGIE: green beans or dick in a can
RELATIVE: Oreo

[PREFERENCES]
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: hot chocolate
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: milk
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: chocolate

[IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU]
CRIED: what is that?
HELPED SOMEONE: yar
GOTTEN SICK: i hope
GONE TO THE MOVIES: nah man. hell nah.
GONE OUT FOR DINNER: no way
SAID "I LOVE YOU": yes
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: yeah "S"
TALKED TO AN EX: i talked to blaine's ex
MISSED SOMEONE: yes
HUGGED SOMEONE: yes
KISSED SOMEONE: yes
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS: yeah, i took them both down pretty quick
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND: he's my God too

Going Back to Schoolio

If you want to have a glance at me, I'll be back in a couple of weeks for Tyler Walker.

But I'll let you know when I get there.


Love always,
Blair Christopher Michael

I've got to do this so I can get back to making new friends on the TV.

I was bored last night/this morning, so I decided to read every single available entry in my blog.

Then I decided to change how I was wearing my hat.

Then I laughed and had a good time.

Then I threw up.

Then I noticed there was someone in the wall, taking pictures of me.

And then I said goodnight to Andytheheck.

And that was my night.

Bertoli

Julia Costello
Beth Flach
University 101
10/01/05

Diversity Interview

I met Blair Hartman on my first week at Indiana State University. He was eating lunch alone in the commons, so I decided to sit with him. We really hit it off, and decided to meet every Thursday for supper, because we enjoyed talking to each other. After meeting three times, I realized I had not added Blair to my Facebook and went to do it. As I read his personal information I noticed he was homosexual. I would have never guessed. Coming from a small town, I only had two gay people in my school, and they were very open and obvious about their sexual preference. Until last Thursday I kept my mouth shut to Blair about his homosexuality. I asked him if I could interview him for my Diversity Essay.
When I inquired Blair about his childhood, he rolled his eyes at me. His early years were the hardest for him. I asked him if he had felt ashamed as a homosexual and he had. He was afraid and confused of his feelings toward boys. He knew something was different about it, but did not want to accept what he knew inside. Blair slowly started to distance himself from his family and his close friends. He did not think they would understand how he was feeling and was afraid of them being judgmental. When I asked about discrimination, he said he has not had many instances of discrimination because he does not wear his homosexuality on his sleeve. He is proud, but not loud.
When questioned about the affects of his sexual preference on his daily life, Blair said there is none. He goes about his day as any other person. Although, he admits he might spend more time in the bathroom than the average male. I then asked Blair if he had ever pretended he was not homosexual. He replied he has no reason to; he is who he is and is happy that way. Blair reminded me he has not always felt happy about it though, so I inquired if he feels his homosexuality shaped him into the person he is today. He said absolutely. He feels he can relate and help out people with any sort of problem because of his own. He wants people overcome discrimination. The Blair like most about being homosexual is he is able to be open with people.
I asked Blair when he was the proudest to be a homosexual and he said it was the day he came out to his parents. He wanted his family to be back into his life and he did not want to feel he was lying to them anymore. His parents are proud of him and that means a great deal to him. When I asked, Blair said he is not interested in changing or being a part of the majority. He feels he would not be as unique as he is if he was a part of the majority of people. He does feel that his sexual orientation can and will affect his opportunities. I asked him why he felt that way. Blair said people are not accepting enough. Everyone is too concerned with everything around them and not enough with their own lives.
I feel I learned a great deal about Blair and homosexuals. My parents raised me to be accepting of other cultures, physical differences, and other people’s preferences. Although I am accepting, I am not well informed. I feel I benefited a great deal interviewing Blair. I learned more about a good friend and got a better insight of homosexuals. I do not have near the amount of obstacles he does, and he has a better outlook on life than I. The thing that most surprised me was his honesty and openness. He was not once offended by my questions and took time to answer every one completely. He put everything out on the table and I respect him greatly for it.

Cpt. Pudsong, AT&T

Update!!!!

Ladies and gentlemans, we got him!

I'm on the left, and Sean Hudson is on the right.

It may sound weird to yous, but two people I know have birthdays todays.


Sean Hudson should be turning twenty today, but I don't know if he will. He sometimes changes his mind on that one, so it's anybody's guesses.

I hope to have a good picture of him to add to this soon.

Something Worthwhile

Crazy parallels are always popping up in my life. They occur all the away, and it makes me wonder if it happens to other people. I don't think it does. It's just something about being me.

Here's what happened yesterday. I was sitting at my computer, typing something, I think. I was either typing something to someone or for something. I was typing something about myself.

Blaire: I enjoy...
Josh: I enjoy long walks on the asphalt.
Blaire: I enjoy long walks on the water!

That is what I ended up typing. The water one. And I probably would have never thought about it again.

But I did think about it again. It all happened when I went here.

My brother created this profile just a few short hours ago. At the bottom of his interests, he notes that he enjoys long walks on the water. Go ahead, have a look for yourself. You can't make this stuff up. It's what dreams are made of.

If anyone knows what I typed this in, let me know. Be the first one to figure it out, and I will give you a reward of dinner, hot sex and possibly a long walk on the water.

My next blog needs to be about my interview and Uncle Mark. Don't let me forget.

Blaine's Hat

And that's the end of that story.

This Shit's Fast Now...Ah Yeeah

Stefan: I put my other ball in my pocket so I wouldn't lose it.
Blair: I've got one ball in my pocket, and the other one is smoking a cigarette.

Stefan: Yeah. I was that much AHEAD of you.
Alex: Blair, if you would've had an erection, you would've beaten him.
Blaire: Yeah, I could've just pole-vaulted that last stretch.

Blaire: Hey, Shannon is running.
Stefan: Yeah.
Blair: I hope she can count laps.
Stefan: Haha.
Bleward: Haha.

One of the Parents: Alex.
Blaire: It's because he's a dick.
Will Brunner's Mom: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Blair: Hey.
Stefan: Fuck you.
Blair: Fuck you.
Stefan: ...

Mr. Lux: We're studying plants.
Blair: Is that what we're studying?
Mr. Lux: No. We're studding animals.
Blair: Oh.
Mr. Lux: ...

Stefan: It's not a frog, it's an amphibian...fuck you!