New and Improved Top 8 Quiz
(Name your Top 8 on your profile)
1. Stephanie Mae
2. Blaine Zimmertime
3. Amber
4. Cory Hensley
5. Volk
6. Joel
7. Jon Lee
8. Chuck
..........Now answer the following questions.........
Do 3 and 7 know each other?
maybe a little
Are you really friends with four?
yeah, i guess. i don't really know him too well, but yeah.
Have you ever liked 2 more than a friend?
i suppose you could say that
Would 1 and 5 make a good couple?
hell fuck yeah they would
Why was 3 chosen to be on your Top 8?
because no one likes her
Which one of your Top 8 have you on their Top 8?
ricci, quinn, meghann, kayla
Whats a good memory with 1:
Sex.
Name a bad memory with 3:
She kept hitting me in the head while we were watching Donnie Darko
Have 1 and 6 ever liked each other?
not yet
Is there anyone on your top 8 that doesnt deserve to be?
only all of them
Have you and 6 ever dated?
i wish
What do you like best about 5?
she's German
Who makes you laugh the most?
stephanie mae
If you could add one more and have a Top 9 who would it be?
my vagina
Who on your top 8 are you the closest with?
1
How did you meet number 1?
zach.
What is the best memory you have of number 2?
he wanted me to tell you i killed him
What is one of number 8's best qualities?
rakin' in the points
Do you live close to number 2?
not right now, but sometimes
What is number 1's favorite candy?
semens
Who is the most flirtatious?
Jon Lee. Coathangers.
How long have you known number 2?
about 1 years
Which one of your top 8 friends drinks the most or goes out?
Cory, Joel, Volk, Josh, Candy Kong
Which one of your top 8 friends is the best dresser?
Volk
If you could change something about number 6?
i'd like to change his mind
Say something nice about number 1
180
Would you hug number 1?
i'd hug her mom
How did you meet number 7?
geometry
If you had to buy number 2 any gift, what would you choose?
i wouldn't buy him shit. i'm just not feeling it.
Describe number 1 in three words.
tall, fast, erection
How many of your top 8 friends do you actually know?
seventeen
Showing posts with label Lees. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lees. Show all posts
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Monday, December 05, 2005
My Hairy Weekend
After I got my shit turned in on Friday, I came back and watched some good TV. "Grounded for Life" was first. It was good. Then it was "Gilmore Girls." The last show was "7th Heaven." It's getting to become a habit for me to sleep through the second half of "Gilmore Girls" and the first half of "7th Heaven."
I think I did something after I watched TV, but I'm not sure.
I later ended up watching Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. I ended up falling asleep somewheres during it, and was woken by my phone. It was Stephanie. You see, I had noticed what movie they were watching in Spanish on Home Alone 2. It was It's a Wonderful Life. I hadn't noticed it in the past, because I had never seen the movie, but I did watch it with Stephanie last weekend, so I did this time. When it was on, I tried to call her, but I got no answer, so I left her a message on the AOL instant messenger, asking her to call me. That's why she called and woke me up. She asked what I was doing, and I told her my story. She thought it was a stupid story, and said Home Alone 2 wasn't even a good movie. What a liar.
I wanted to go to bed early, so I decided to play Sega. I had barely got going when I received a call from Mr. Clinton Coffey. He talked me into coming to Sci-fi. Jon Lee gave me a ride over there. Most of the fun had been had by the time I got in, but it was still good to see everyone. There was a lot of blood and spinach dip. Brandon Mahan was locked out on the roof, and Clinton Coffey wrestled people. I gave hugs, and Fall Out Boy was on Fuse.
Adam Feutz drove me back to the quads around four in the mornings, and I scaled the wall to get to my chambers, where I made good use of the internets and skipped a shower.
I ended up going to bed at six.
I got up early Saturday, because I had things to do. It was either 2:00 or 2:30, depending on how well you read clocks. I lifted weights with Ross Martin at 4:10. After that, I ate breakfast in the commons with Blaine, Jon, and Chuck. I had a medium number six from Burger King. Sas showed up, and Dave and Eric followed close behind. While Sas was in line at Submarine Supreme, I flipped his reversible coats to the orange side. He was very angry, to say the least.
As my roomies and I were leaving, I played Duck Duck Goose with those other guys and some old chick. The old chick was the Goose, and she didn't even chase after me. Oh well.
When we got back, Blaine and I watched From Hell. He thought he had it figured out, but he was way off. I even had to explain to him who Jack th Ripper was after they revealed it in the movie.
When that was over, we watched The Usual Suspects. I fugued it out near the end, but Blaine didn't seem impressed. He tried to confuse me, but I did get it before they gave us the answer, which means I won, because I got it before they told it, and I had to explain it to him even after they told it, so I win.
I was going to go back to Sci-fi after SNL, because Dane Cook was hosting. It was alright, but Stephanie called me again, and we talked about things, and then I didn't go to Sci-fi, but Josh and I did go to Taco Bell, and there was a dumb guy there, and I got a new thing that I had never noticed, and we listened to Bad Religion there and back, and then I talked to Blaine and Julia for a really long time, and we all laughed, and Julia didn't have any clothes on, but it was okay, because I got to hear the story of how her dad raped a fourteen year old girl and tried to blame it on his son (Julia's brother).
When I got back to my room, I discovered me being awesome like I am. Then I talked to Amanda for a while. Then Josh came over, and we stayed up all night, and talked about things, and he kicked my ass at Marvel vs Capcom 2, and then we watched some TV. It was Halloween H2O, some "South Park" thing, and part of Hollow Kevin Bacon, and then I went to lunch with Blaine, Volk, and some black chick. Volk wouldn't trade me phones, so I made a scene.
I went to my room, and went to sleep. I awoke at 8:30 that evening, just as Volk was leaving. While I was climbing down from my loft, she tapped loudly on my door and said, I'm leaving!!!! Goodbye!!!!!!!" I put my shoes on and gave her a hug. Then I watched a thing on The History Channel on Leonardo da Vinci. I flipped to Family Guy on the commercials. Family Guy was a rerun, but I had not seen it. I flipped to it one time to see Doctor Drew with Chris. I was very excited, and couldn't wait for the credits, to verify what I had already stated.
I went back to bed when the da Vinci thing ended, which was around 12. I had trouble sleeping, but I managed to pull it off after a while. I woke up around four, and I laid for a whiles, trying to go back to sleep, but I didn't get there, so I took my first shower in ...days, and then I came back here for some Apple Jacks, and some Fall Out Boy. Then I helped Blaine with his commercials, and here we are.
I think I did something after I watched TV, but I'm not sure.
I later ended up watching Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. I ended up falling asleep somewheres during it, and was woken by my phone. It was Stephanie. You see, I had noticed what movie they were watching in Spanish on Home Alone 2. It was It's a Wonderful Life. I hadn't noticed it in the past, because I had never seen the movie, but I did watch it with Stephanie last weekend, so I did this time. When it was on, I tried to call her, but I got no answer, so I left her a message on the AOL instant messenger, asking her to call me. That's why she called and woke me up. She asked what I was doing, and I told her my story. She thought it was a stupid story, and said Home Alone 2 wasn't even a good movie. What a liar.
I wanted to go to bed early, so I decided to play Sega. I had barely got going when I received a call from Mr. Clinton Coffey. He talked me into coming to Sci-fi. Jon Lee gave me a ride over there. Most of the fun had been had by the time I got in, but it was still good to see everyone. There was a lot of blood and spinach dip. Brandon Mahan was locked out on the roof, and Clinton Coffey wrestled people. I gave hugs, and Fall Out Boy was on Fuse.
Adam Feutz drove me back to the quads around four in the mornings, and I scaled the wall to get to my chambers, where I made good use of the internets and skipped a shower.
I ended up going to bed at six.
I got up early Saturday, because I had things to do. It was either 2:00 or 2:30, depending on how well you read clocks. I lifted weights with Ross Martin at 4:10. After that, I ate breakfast in the commons with Blaine, Jon, and Chuck. I had a medium number six from Burger King. Sas showed up, and Dave and Eric followed close behind. While Sas was in line at Submarine Supreme, I flipped his reversible coats to the orange side. He was very angry, to say the least.
As my roomies and I were leaving, I played Duck Duck Goose with those other guys and some old chick. The old chick was the Goose, and she didn't even chase after me. Oh well.
When we got back, Blaine and I watched From Hell. He thought he had it figured out, but he was way off. I even had to explain to him who Jack th Ripper was after they revealed it in the movie.
When that was over, we watched The Usual Suspects. I fugued it out near the end, but Blaine didn't seem impressed. He tried to confuse me, but I did get it before they gave us the answer, which means I won, because I got it before they told it, and I had to explain it to him even after they told it, so I win.
I was going to go back to Sci-fi after SNL, because Dane Cook was hosting. It was alright, but Stephanie called me again, and we talked about things, and then I didn't go to Sci-fi, but Josh and I did go to Taco Bell, and there was a dumb guy there, and I got a new thing that I had never noticed, and we listened to Bad Religion there and back, and then I talked to Blaine and Julia for a really long time, and we all laughed, and Julia didn't have any clothes on, but it was okay, because I got to hear the story of how her dad raped a fourteen year old girl and tried to blame it on his son (Julia's brother).
When I got back to my room, I discovered me being awesome like I am. Then I talked to Amanda for a while. Then Josh came over, and we stayed up all night, and talked about things, and he kicked my ass at Marvel vs Capcom 2, and then we watched some TV. It was Halloween H2O, some "South Park" thing, and part of Hollow Kevin Bacon, and then I went to lunch with Blaine, Volk, and some black chick. Volk wouldn't trade me phones, so I made a scene.
I went to my room, and went to sleep. I awoke at 8:30 that evening, just as Volk was leaving. While I was climbing down from my loft, she tapped loudly on my door and said, I'm leaving!!!! Goodbye!!!!!!!" I put my shoes on and gave her a hug. Then I watched a thing on The History Channel on Leonardo da Vinci. I flipped to Family Guy on the commercials. Family Guy was a rerun, but I had not seen it. I flipped to it one time to see Doctor Drew with Chris. I was very excited, and couldn't wait for the credits, to verify what I had already stated.
I went back to bed when the da Vinci thing ended, which was around 12. I had trouble sleeping, but I managed to pull it off after a while. I woke up around four, and I laid for a whiles, trying to go back to sleep, but I didn't get there, so I took my first shower in ...days, and then I came back here for some Apple Jacks, and some Fall Out Boy. Then I helped Blaine with his commercials, and here we are.
Friday, November 11, 2005
This Jordan
"Boy Meets World" playing "Norm" in episode: "Band on the Run" (episode # 2.8) 11 November 1994
Happy Birthday Volk
I just saved calories by losing thirty-five points in English.
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Fiona Appleseed
I went to the movies with the Lees and Julia and that's it. We went to see Jarhead. I sat up high with Josh, while everyone else sat down by the screen. The black man was also there. It was a tremendous movie. Go see it.
Afterwards, Jon, Blaine and I went to a place to get some things. Then we went to a new movie theater to seesaw, too. It was good. Of course, Blaine managed to complain about every single thing in the movie. He knew at least four movies it copied off of, even though he was only able to list three (only one of which was anywhere near what he claimed). He kept going on and on about it forever as if we cared or wanted to hear about it.
We got back and climbed over the wall to go back to our quad. Jon likes to ask me if I can climb over the wall all the time, like having big sexy-ass muscles is gonna make it hard to do things. No matter how many times I climb over the wall, he always feels the need to make fun of me for not being able to do it. I am the best, fastest one. I will make fun of him next time.
When I got back to my room, I killed a flying thing and made some Gatorades. Then I did some things on the internet. Then I killed the fly again. Then I drank my Gatorade. Then I found the fly on my back. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I drank some Gatorade again. Then I spent an hour looking for the fly before giving up and going to bed. I watched Fall Out Boy on Hard Rock Live again sometime during all of this.
I went to bed and had some freak-ass dreams. One had to do with Miss Chittick's birthday, Zelda, and me being in the Marines.
That was last night, yes
Afterwards, Jon, Blaine and I went to a place to get some things. Then we went to a new movie theater to seesaw, too. It was good. Of course, Blaine managed to complain about every single thing in the movie. He knew at least four movies it copied off of, even though he was only able to list three (only one of which was anywhere near what he claimed). He kept going on and on about it forever as if we cared or wanted to hear about it.
We got back and climbed over the wall to go back to our quad. Jon likes to ask me if I can climb over the wall all the time, like having big sexy-ass muscles is gonna make it hard to do things. No matter how many times I climb over the wall, he always feels the need to make fun of me for not being able to do it. I am the best, fastest one. I will make fun of him next time.
When I got back to my room, I killed a flying thing and made some Gatorades. Then I did some things on the internet. Then I killed the fly again. Then I drank my Gatorade. Then I found the fly on my back. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I drank some Gatorade again. Then I spent an hour looking for the fly before giving up and going to bed. I watched Fall Out Boy on Hard Rock Live again sometime during all of this.
I went to bed and had some freak-ass dreams. One had to do with Miss Chittick's birthday, Zelda, and me being in the Marines.
That was last night, yes
First, I would just like to get to know you.
BASICS:
1. Spell your first name backwards: erialb
2. Story behind your name: i was named after some guy on the football team my mom had sex with
3. How old are you: 18
4. Where do you live: Terre Haute, Indiana
DESCRIBE YOUR:
5. Wallet: black leather with about shit
7. Toothbrush: i think it has some blue on it, but mostly white
8. Jewelry: fingernails and facial hair
10. Pillow cover right now: dark purple, i think
13. Sunglasses: i have a bill on my hat
14. Favorite shirt: damn, i don't know. i really like my stephanie shirt, but i have other shirts that make my muscles look big too
15. Cologne/Perfume: axe phoenix
16. CD in stereo right now: i don't have a stereo you son of a bitch
17. Piercings: my clit
18. What you are wearing now: boxers and socks
19. Wishing: I could find a guy that gives me "that one" feeling I used to have
20. Wanting: to have a little more time
21. After this: read or do something
22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone: hell
23. Person you wish you could see right now: chris sering
24. Some of your favorite movies: Cannibal!, Donnie Darko, Vanilla Sky
25. Something you're looking forward to in the coming week: friday
26. The last thing you ate: popcorn
27. Something you are deathly afraid of: death
28. Do you like candles: yeah
29. Do you like incense: yeah
30. Do you like the taste of blood: yes
31. Do you believe in love: if by love, you mean squid
32. Do you believe in soul mates: if by soul mates, you mean electric slide
33. Do you believe in love at first sight: if by love at first sight, you mean #1 Bestseller
34. Do you believe in Heaven: no
35. Do you believe in God: no
36. What do you want done with your body when you die: To be resurrected
37. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be: a dead banana
38. What is the longest you've ever stayed up: 40-60 hours (minutes)
39. Can you eat with chopsticks: absolutely
40. What's your favorite coin: Lincoln/Kennedy penny
41. What are some of your favorite candies: Advil
42. What's something that you wish people would understand about you: i'm not a bitch, i just have had a hard dick
43. What's something you wish you could understand better: peppermint
44. Who is someone that you really wish was still around: blaine's dad
RELATIONSHIPS:
45. Who are your best friends: James LaChance/Sean Reed
46. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: let me think about that one for a littewhiles
47. Longest relationship: 0
48. How many actual relationships have you been in: 0
49. How many people have you kissed: hmmm. on the mouth or on the dick? i think there have been at least 4 on the mouf and maybe seven on the dick
50. Are you shy around your crush: not really shy
51. Still have feelings for anyone you've been in a past relationship with: feelings for
52. Do you know what it feels like to be in love: if by love, you mean nothing of the sorts
53. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friends: yes
FASHION STUFF:
54. Where is your favorite place to shop: best buy/overstock.com
55. Have any tattoos: someday
56. What is your favorite thing to wear: hat
57. What is a must have accessory: herpes
58. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing: $17
60. Who is the least fashionable person you know: everyone
61. Do you match your belt with your hair color: the only belt i have is josh's tie, and i can't use that because my neck is too big for the shirt
62. What is the worst thing you've ever thought looked good: that pizza i had yesterday
64. How many pairs of shoes do you own: 6?
65. What is the worst trend you see today: people
RANDOM:
1. Do you do drugs: yes
2. What kind of shampoo do you use: whatever is available. right now, i have head & shoulders.
4. What are you listening to right now: all sorts of sounds
5. Who was the last person that called: Brainin Kyle, like 8 times
6. Where do you want to get married: on a mountain, where we can fall off the cliff into the ocean
7. How many buddies are online right now: 102
8. What would you change about yourself: my back
9. What are essentials in your life: cabergoline
12. Do you send out holiday cards each year: um..no
CURRENT:
1. Hair: dark-brown with semen
2. make-up: all out
3. music: Panic and the Discos
4. mood: i'm not feeling so many things right now
1. Spell your first name backwards: erialb
2. Story behind your name: i was named after some guy on the football team my mom had sex with
3. How old are you: 18
4. Where do you live: Terre Haute, Indiana
DESCRIBE YOUR:
5. Wallet: black leather with about shit
7. Toothbrush: i think it has some blue on it, but mostly white
8. Jewelry: fingernails and facial hair
10. Pillow cover right now: dark purple, i think
13. Sunglasses: i have a bill on my hat
14. Favorite shirt: damn, i don't know. i really like my stephanie shirt, but i have other shirts that make my muscles look big too
15. Cologne/Perfume: axe phoenix
16. CD in stereo right now: i don't have a stereo you son of a bitch
17. Piercings: my clit
18. What you are wearing now: boxers and socks
19. Wishing: I could find a guy that gives me "that one" feeling I used to have
20. Wanting: to have a little more time
21. After this: read or do something
22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone: hell
23. Person you wish you could see right now: chris sering
24. Some of your favorite movies: Cannibal!, Donnie Darko, Vanilla Sky
25. Something you're looking forward to in the coming week: friday
26. The last thing you ate: popcorn
27. Something you are deathly afraid of: death
28. Do you like candles: yeah
29. Do you like incense: yeah
30. Do you like the taste of blood: yes
31. Do you believe in love: if by love, you mean squid
32. Do you believe in soul mates: if by soul mates, you mean electric slide
33. Do you believe in love at first sight: if by love at first sight, you mean #1 Bestseller
34. Do you believe in Heaven: no
35. Do you believe in God: no
36. What do you want done with your body when you die: To be resurrected
37. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be: a dead banana
38. What is the longest you've ever stayed up: 40-60 hours (minutes)
39. Can you eat with chopsticks: absolutely
40. What's your favorite coin: Lincoln/Kennedy penny
41. What are some of your favorite candies: Advil
42. What's something that you wish people would understand about you: i'm not a bitch, i just have had a hard dick
43. What's something you wish you could understand better: peppermint
44. Who is someone that you really wish was still around: blaine's dad
RELATIONSHIPS:
45. Who are your best friends: James LaChance/Sean Reed
46. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: let me think about that one for a littewhiles
47. Longest relationship: 0
48. How many actual relationships have you been in: 0
49. How many people have you kissed: hmmm. on the mouth or on the dick? i think there have been at least 4 on the mouf and maybe seven on the dick
50. Are you shy around your crush: not really shy
51. Still have feelings for anyone you've been in a past relationship with: feelings for
52. Do you know what it feels like to be in love: if by love, you mean nothing of the sorts
53. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friends: yes
FASHION STUFF:
54. Where is your favorite place to shop: best buy/overstock.com
55. Have any tattoos: someday
56. What is your favorite thing to wear: hat
57. What is a must have accessory: herpes
58. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing: $17
60. Who is the least fashionable person you know: everyone
61. Do you match your belt with your hair color: the only belt i have is josh's tie, and i can't use that because my neck is too big for the shirt
62. What is the worst thing you've ever thought looked good: that pizza i had yesterday
64. How many pairs of shoes do you own: 6?
65. What is the worst trend you see today: people
RANDOM:
1. Do you do drugs: yes
2. What kind of shampoo do you use: whatever is available. right now, i have head & shoulders.
4. What are you listening to right now: all sorts of sounds
5. Who was the last person that called: Brainin Kyle, like 8 times
6. Where do you want to get married: on a mountain, where we can fall off the cliff into the ocean
7. How many buddies are online right now: 102
8. What would you change about yourself: my back
9. What are essentials in your life: cabergoline
12. Do you send out holiday cards each year: um..no
CURRENT:
1. Hair: dark-brown with semen
2. make-up: all out
3. music: Panic and the Discos
4. mood: i'm not feeling so many things right now
Friday, November 04, 2005
I Ran with Jon Lee this Morning, and I Feel Really Good as a Result.
I mighta runned about three miles, but I could be wrong. That's what Jon told me he thought it was. He ran abouts four. i felt really awake and alives and ready for lots of sex afterwards, but now I feel tired.
I already lifted two days in a row, and today will make three. I lifted last night and the night before that with Troy, and tonight I'm lifting with Ross Toss. Wait. I'm going to see a movie at 7. I'll have to lift earlier then, because we lift at seven, and that's all there is to it.
I'm getting a blister on my right foot, in the spot where I get blisters. My tummy was burning in econ. I guess that's because I lost a lot of weight from on top of my abdomen when I ran.
Tired.
I started reading Gerald's Game the other day. Justin Schmitt told me it'd be good, so I bought it awhiles back. It does seem pretty good so fat. I mean far.
I still need to take a shower. I didn't really have time to take one after my run because I had class. I didn't need a comma in that last sentence. That's something I've learned since coming here. I'm going to go ahead and take a shower and then eat lunch with some people. After that, I plan on taking a nap or something delicious like that.
Blaine, Bertoli, Jon and I watched Hellraiser: Bloodline last night. It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. In fact, it really wasn't bad at all. I got caught playing with my you-know-what a few times, but I couldn't help but do it; it was a very sexy movie.
I don't know if I blogged about it yet, but I got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze on VHS for $1.99 including tax the other night. I didn't actually pay for it. Blaine still owes me money, so I used him for it, ya know? Those really are some great movies.
I need to hurry up and get my shower now so I can get to lunch on time so I can get back and take my nap.
I went to econ all messy with my hair and my running clothes and shit. I yelled Matt's name and scared the shit out of him. I took a quiz, and did really well on it. Come to think about it, his name was...It was you. Damn.
I already lifted two days in a row, and today will make three. I lifted last night and the night before that with Troy, and tonight I'm lifting with Ross Toss. Wait. I'm going to see a movie at 7. I'll have to lift earlier then, because we lift at seven, and that's all there is to it.
I'm getting a blister on my right foot, in the spot where I get blisters. My tummy was burning in econ. I guess that's because I lost a lot of weight from on top of my abdomen when I ran.
Tired.
I started reading Gerald's Game the other day. Justin Schmitt told me it'd be good, so I bought it awhiles back. It does seem pretty good so fat. I mean far.
I still need to take a shower. I didn't really have time to take one after my run because I had class. I didn't need a comma in that last sentence. That's something I've learned since coming here. I'm going to go ahead and take a shower and then eat lunch with some people. After that, I plan on taking a nap or something delicious like that.
Blaine, Bertoli, Jon and I watched Hellraiser: Bloodline last night. It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. In fact, it really wasn't bad at all. I got caught playing with my you-know-what a few times, but I couldn't help but do it; it was a very sexy movie.
I don't know if I blogged about it yet, but I got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze on VHS for $1.99 including tax the other night. I didn't actually pay for it. Blaine still owes me money, so I used him for it, ya know? Those really are some great movies.
I need to hurry up and get my shower now so I can get to lunch on time so I can get back and take my nap.
I went to econ all messy with my hair and my running clothes and shit. I yelled Matt's name and scared the shit out of him. I took a quiz, and did really well on it. Come to think about it, his name was...It was you. Damn.
Friday, October 28, 2005
Something Worthwhile
Crazy parallels are always popping up in my life. They occur all the away, and it makes me wonder if it happens to other people. I don't think it does. It's just something about being me.
Here's what happened yesterday. I was sitting at my computer, typing something, I think. I was either typing something to someone or for something. I was typing something about myself.
Blaire: I enjoy...
Josh: I enjoy long walks on the asphalt.
Blaire: I enjoy long walks on the water!
That is what I ended up typing. The water one. And I probably would have never thought about it again.
But I did think about it again. It all happened when I went here.
My brother created this profile just a few short hours ago. At the bottom of his interests, he notes that he enjoys long walks on the water. Go ahead, have a look for yourself. You can't make this stuff up. It's what dreams are made of.
If anyone knows what I typed this in, let me know. Be the first one to figure it out, and I will give you a reward of dinner, hot sex and possibly a long walk on the water.
My next blog needs to be about my interview and Uncle Mark. Don't let me forget.
Here's what happened yesterday. I was sitting at my computer, typing something, I think. I was either typing something to someone or for something. I was typing something about myself.
Blaire: I enjoy...
Josh: I enjoy long walks on the asphalt.
Blaire: I enjoy long walks on the water!
That is what I ended up typing. The water one. And I probably would have never thought about it again.
But I did think about it again. It all happened when I went here.
My brother created this profile just a few short hours ago. At the bottom of his interests, he notes that he enjoys long walks on the water. Go ahead, have a look for yourself. You can't make this stuff up. It's what dreams are made of.
If anyone knows what I typed this in, let me know. Be the first one to figure it out, and I will give you a reward of dinner, hot sex and possibly a long walk on the water.
My next blog needs to be about my interview and Uncle Mark. Don't let me forget.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Sonikku
Yep.
So, I went home from school a long time ago. This was my first time back. It was a little while ago. While I was home, I picked up a bunch of my rare Fall Out Boy stuff, including my third copy of From Under the Cork Tree. I left my 7" vinyl there, because I don't have anything to use it with here. I remember how much fun smoking was before I was eighteen. I'm gonna hate turning twenty-one. I grabbed some books and my Sega Dreamcast. It had been such a long time since I had last played my Sega. I was expecting it to be not a lot of fun, but I was very wrong. I spent countless hours playing Sonic Adventure 2 and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. I pretty mush just blew thru Sonic, and that. I was somewhat upset because I forgot to bring Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 back with me. Then I started to play Sonic Adventure. Then I went home to get my other Tony Hawk disk. I played thru the game a few times, and then the Lees rented Tony Hawk's American Wasteland for Nintendo Gamecube. I've mainly been playing that. It's still here. It's a lot different, but classic mode has some levels from the original. That was pretty neat. I am so hungry. Just look at how hungry I am.
I noticed that my new hit counter stopped working when I looked at this shit that other night. I guess they all like to forget that I have an account on their website. Oh, well. Anyway. I've really grown to like Google. They have all sorts of helpful tools and shit.
I read The Da Vinci Code a while back. I wanted to make sure I had it read by the time the movie came out, and I have "succeeded admirably." It was great fun, and I suggest everyone read it and take it as fact. I saw the program on The History Channel. Don't tell me what I know is false.
I plan to start writing tremendous amounts of poetry again. I know Blaine will appreciate that. I also intend to find my gay rights paper and edit it, so I can post that guy on here for everyone to enjoy.
I'll be back sometime...maybe.
Holy shit.
I just realized it is my sister's birthday.
I am not too sure how old she is.
Everyone needs to call her and wish her a happy birthday.
XXX-XXX-XXXX
Ask for Ashley.
Don't call before 3:00, because she'll still be in school.
Hungry.
So, I went home from school a long time ago. This was my first time back. It was a little while ago. While I was home, I picked up a bunch of my rare Fall Out Boy stuff, including my third copy of From Under the Cork Tree. I left my 7" vinyl there, because I don't have anything to use it with here. I remember how much fun smoking was before I was eighteen. I'm gonna hate turning twenty-one. I grabbed some books and my Sega Dreamcast. It had been such a long time since I had last played my Sega. I was expecting it to be not a lot of fun, but I was very wrong. I spent countless hours playing Sonic Adventure 2 and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. I pretty mush just blew thru Sonic, and that. I was somewhat upset because I forgot to bring Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 back with me. Then I started to play Sonic Adventure. Then I went home to get my other Tony Hawk disk. I played thru the game a few times, and then the Lees rented Tony Hawk's American Wasteland for Nintendo Gamecube. I've mainly been playing that. It's still here. It's a lot different, but classic mode has some levels from the original. That was pretty neat. I am so hungry. Just look at how hungry I am.
I noticed that my new hit counter stopped working when I looked at this shit that other night. I guess they all like to forget that I have an account on their website. Oh, well. Anyway. I've really grown to like Google. They have all sorts of helpful tools and shit.
I read The Da Vinci Code a while back. I wanted to make sure I had it read by the time the movie came out, and I have "succeeded admirably." It was great fun, and I suggest everyone read it and take it as fact. I saw the program on The History Channel. Don't tell me what I know is false.
I plan to start writing tremendous amounts of poetry again. I know Blaine will appreciate that. I also intend to find my gay rights paper and edit it, so I can post that guy on here for everyone to enjoy.
I'll be back sometime...maybe.
Holy shit.
I just realized it is my sister's birthday.
I am not too sure how old she is.
Everyone needs to call her and wish her a happy birthday.
XXX-XXX-XXXX
Ask for Ashley.
Don't call before 3:00, because she'll still be in school.
Hungry.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Free Hat
I just got back from Blaine's room, where I enjoyed many great festivities. The whole thing started with me getting in bed with Blaine and his girlfriend, Amanda. We laid there for a while, talking about things such as ribs and anal sex. After a few short minutes, Blaine was on top of Amanda, playing with her titties and having a splendid time. She managed to get his pants off and forced him to have gay anal sex with her. An hour later, I was caught masturbating at the end of the bed. Amanda threw a toaster at me, and my penis got stuck in the slot, causing it to catch fire. I made a wish and blew it out. All in all, we had a good time, and I can't wait until we do it again (and neither can the Lees). Merry Christmas to all and to all, a good heterozygote.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Warped Tour
I attended the Van's Warped Tour July 20 in Indianapolis. I mainly went to see The Offspring. Fall Out Boy was my secondary interest. The Lees and I went over to the place to get some programs. I saw Millencolin in the program, and it got me really excited. If you had asked me five years ago if I thought I would ever get to see Millencolin in live life, I would say that there would have been about a three percent chance. Well, I looked up at the band schedule to find that they weren't really there. That became my secondary sadness from bands not being there. My primary sadness was Bad Religion, who had been there the previous year, when I didn't go. The first band I saw was My Chemical Romance. I had never really liked them in the past, but I really gained a liking for them after seeing them in concert. I almost bought their CD at Karma today. I think Roses are Red were there somewheres, but I missed out on that. I bought an Offspring t-shirt. I saw Fall Out Boy and realized that they were my new favorite band.
My new list of favorite Bands:
1. Bad Religion
2. The Offspring
3. Millencolin
4. Fall Out Boy
I drank a bunch of water before heading over to Mike stage to see The Offspring. Eric Byrer was sitting in the shade and I discussed the Fall Out Boy show with him. I told him where I was going, and then we went our separate ways. I passed the Fall Out Boy place and reminded myself to buy a Fall Out Boy shirt when The Offspring were done playing. I got there while Dropkick Murphys, I believe, were on stage. I liked it. Then when they were done, I ran right up to the front. I stood there forever before they came out. I was frying pretty good in the sun. Yes. I quickly became dehydrated. I thought I might pass out before they came out. But then they came out, and everyone pushed forward until everyone was suffocating. There was a guy somewhere near me that kept shouting "Rich mother-fucker!" When they started playing, I thought the guy behind me was humping me in the ass, but I decided that it must have just seemed that way since we were all packed so tightly together. I later started to think about how the place where he was humping me was the same place I keep my wallet. I checked my back pocket, and surely enough, it was gone. All I was really worried about never seeing again was a certain possibly irreplaceable picture. You guys have no idea how much I love that cross country picture. I turned around and almost punched the new guy behind right in the face, because he should have done something about it. Later on in the show, I stepped on something. It was a wallet. I picked it up and opened it. It was my wallet. Everything was in it except my $35, so I shrugged it off. A few minutes later, I saw a bunch of people picking up wallets and cards and stuff that were scattered all over the ground. I spent the rest of the time yelling and moshing. This one guy in the mosh pit looked really angry. I kept running into him, and knocking him into this one chick. It was fun, but I had to stop, because I felt so weak. I had trouble catching my breath after that. I stopped jumping around and looked for a way out. I didn't see one, so I started jumping and yelling again. Then Noodles threw his water out to someone. Then Dexter pulled a fire hose almost out of nowhere and started spraying it at everybody. Then they started playing again. Then I started feeling very light-headed, and everything sounded very loud. Dexter was talking about something after that one song, and his voice seemed to be splitting my head in two. I hoped they were done, but they started playing again. It felt like they had been playing for an hour. I wanted to surf on over to the security guards so I could go find some water, but I didn't have the energy for it. When they finished that song, they said goodbye, and the crowd became loose again. Atom broke his drum sticks and threw them out into the crowd. One went to a person right in the very front. He hit it up in the air, and it flew right to me. A bunch of people around me jumped in the air to try to grab it. The guy to my left tapped it when it was about three inches away from my hand, knocking far away. I turned around and took off in a very quick pace. Everyone was shouting for The Offspring to come back out. I knew they wouldn't come back out, and was relived when I heard all the Awwws and the Jenna awwws. I quickly walked by the Fall Out Boy stand and thought about how I would no longer be able to purchase a shirt. I continued my trek to the drinking water fountains. I looked down at my feet to see the dirty mess. I was covered in my and had the sweat of about fifty people all over me. When I got to my destination, I was relieved to see there would be a long wait for water. I almost passed out about five times, but I made it and drank about a gallon of water. I then went over to sit in the shade. There was a young couple there. The guy was on the phone with his mom, talking about how his wallet had been stolen at the Fall Out Boy show. I kept feeling worse and worse. I eventually got up and drank another gallon of water. Then I walked over to this one place and leaned over and set my head on a metal bar, and this guy there told me of a sprinkler close by. I thanked him and walked to it. It was very refreshing, but didn't help my light-headedness. I walked back over to my area where I found some Hills and an Evens. This was the part where I fell down. I was there for a while, and then I set out to find the Lees and Luke. I passed Justin and Eric and those guys, and they told me the Lees were looking for me. I went over to the one stage where Fall Out Boy had been, but they weren't there. Billy Idol was about to go on, so I waited. I saw Ben and Ross Green. They were with my twin, Blayr. I talked to them for a bit. After ten minutes, I changed my mind about watching Billy Idol. I went back around, and didn't find the Lees. Then I headed by Mike stage, and I saw Luke in the distance. I sped up and saw that the Lees were indeed with him. I got really close and ran up rill fast. Josh Lee was the first one to realize that I was walking right behind them. Everyone else noticed once he started screaming. We went over to see Senses Fail. This was the last time I saw the Justin/Eric group. Sho and Seth Berger were also at this one. I had actually seen them a lot throughout the day. When that was over, we went over to see Avenged Sevenfold. The Transplants came out instead. They pretty much suck. Clinton came to this one. As did Ross and Ashley Morrow and Truck Hogan. There were some people there giving free high fives. I didn't have enough money though, on account of it being stolen. When the Transplants were done, we waited for Avenged to come out. They took too long, so we left to beat the crowd. Josh got in the wrong lane, and we had to turn around. We went to Stake 'n' Shake. I kept talking about Jon's mom. I told Luke about his brother. He disagreed. I took my drink and left. I went home and told my dad what happened. Then I did some things. Then I think I went to bed.
That was a lot. I started writing this one at 10:16.
My new list of favorite Bands:
1. Bad Religion
2. The Offspring
3. Millencolin
4. Fall Out Boy
I drank a bunch of water before heading over to Mike stage to see The Offspring. Eric Byrer was sitting in the shade and I discussed the Fall Out Boy show with him. I told him where I was going, and then we went our separate ways. I passed the Fall Out Boy place and reminded myself to buy a Fall Out Boy shirt when The Offspring were done playing. I got there while Dropkick Murphys, I believe, were on stage. I liked it. Then when they were done, I ran right up to the front. I stood there forever before they came out. I was frying pretty good in the sun. Yes. I quickly became dehydrated. I thought I might pass out before they came out. But then they came out, and everyone pushed forward until everyone was suffocating. There was a guy somewhere near me that kept shouting "Rich mother-fucker!" When they started playing, I thought the guy behind me was humping me in the ass, but I decided that it must have just seemed that way since we were all packed so tightly together. I later started to think about how the place where he was humping me was the same place I keep my wallet. I checked my back pocket, and surely enough, it was gone. All I was really worried about never seeing again was a certain possibly irreplaceable picture. You guys have no idea how much I love that cross country picture. I turned around and almost punched the new guy behind right in the face, because he should have done something about it. Later on in the show, I stepped on something. It was a wallet. I picked it up and opened it. It was my wallet. Everything was in it except my $35, so I shrugged it off. A few minutes later, I saw a bunch of people picking up wallets and cards and stuff that were scattered all over the ground. I spent the rest of the time yelling and moshing. This one guy in the mosh pit looked really angry. I kept running into him, and knocking him into this one chick. It was fun, but I had to stop, because I felt so weak. I had trouble catching my breath after that. I stopped jumping around and looked for a way out. I didn't see one, so I started jumping and yelling again. Then Noodles threw his water out to someone. Then Dexter pulled a fire hose almost out of nowhere and started spraying it at everybody. Then they started playing again. Then I started feeling very light-headed, and everything sounded very loud. Dexter was talking about something after that one song, and his voice seemed to be splitting my head in two. I hoped they were done, but they started playing again. It felt like they had been playing for an hour. I wanted to surf on over to the security guards so I could go find some water, but I didn't have the energy for it. When they finished that song, they said goodbye, and the crowd became loose again. Atom broke his drum sticks and threw them out into the crowd. One went to a person right in the very front. He hit it up in the air, and it flew right to me. A bunch of people around me jumped in the air to try to grab it. The guy to my left tapped it when it was about three inches away from my hand, knocking far away. I turned around and took off in a very quick pace. Everyone was shouting for The Offspring to come back out. I knew they wouldn't come back out, and was relived when I heard all the Awwws and the Jenna awwws. I quickly walked by the Fall Out Boy stand and thought about how I would no longer be able to purchase a shirt. I continued my trek to the drinking water fountains. I looked down at my feet to see the dirty mess. I was covered in my and had the sweat of about fifty people all over me. When I got to my destination, I was relieved to see there would be a long wait for water. I almost passed out about five times, but I made it and drank about a gallon of water. I then went over to sit in the shade. There was a young couple there. The guy was on the phone with his mom, talking about how his wallet had been stolen at the Fall Out Boy show. I kept feeling worse and worse. I eventually got up and drank another gallon of water. Then I walked over to this one place and leaned over and set my head on a metal bar, and this guy there told me of a sprinkler close by. I thanked him and walked to it. It was very refreshing, but didn't help my light-headedness. I walked back over to my area where I found some Hills and an Evens. This was the part where I fell down. I was there for a while, and then I set out to find the Lees and Luke. I passed Justin and Eric and those guys, and they told me the Lees were looking for me. I went over to the one stage where Fall Out Boy had been, but they weren't there. Billy Idol was about to go on, so I waited. I saw Ben and Ross Green. They were with my twin, Blayr. I talked to them for a bit. After ten minutes, I changed my mind about watching Billy Idol. I went back around, and didn't find the Lees. Then I headed by Mike stage, and I saw Luke in the distance. I sped up and saw that the Lees were indeed with him. I got really close and ran up rill fast. Josh Lee was the first one to realize that I was walking right behind them. Everyone else noticed once he started screaming. We went over to see Senses Fail. This was the last time I saw the Justin/Eric group. Sho and Seth Berger were also at this one. I had actually seen them a lot throughout the day. When that was over, we went over to see Avenged Sevenfold. The Transplants came out instead. They pretty much suck. Clinton came to this one. As did Ross and Ashley Morrow and Truck Hogan. There were some people there giving free high fives. I didn't have enough money though, on account of it being stolen. When the Transplants were done, we waited for Avenged to come out. They took too long, so we left to beat the crowd. Josh got in the wrong lane, and we had to turn around. We went to Stake 'n' Shake. I kept talking about Jon's mom. I told Luke about his brother. He disagreed. I took my drink and left. I went home and told my dad what happened. Then I did some things. Then I think I went to bed.
That was a lot. I started writing this one at 10:16.
Monday, May 23, 2005
Daring to Try, to Do it or Die, I Gotta Be Dead
Friday:
I took my AP bio final. I then went to AP bio. Then I went with some of the squib people to breakfast. Then I went back to school to work on my page. Then I went home. Then I went to the track sectional. Then I ran a PR in the 4x800. I ran a 2:18.Then I went potty. Then I went to Taco Bell with Audrey, Jen, Chrissy, and Ashley Woolen. Then Eric Byrer and some foreigners showed up. Then we were all gonna go to my house, and then I went there, and everyone else just kinda decided to not show up. Then I ended up going to play basketball ( me, Stefan, Jon/Josh, Stephanie, and Matt). I kinda just stood there for a while, thinking about stuff. I spent a lot of the time looking a the tree behind the basketball goal, imagining seeing myself hanging from it. It made me feel a little better to see that the world would still be there even if I was dead. Then I took Stephanie home. Then I went to pick Stefan up from his house. Then I helped him look for his Team America: World Police special edition unrated version DVD. Then we watched the movie. Then I had some pizza, and then I went to bed.
Saturday:
I did nothing, and then I went to the movie theater and did some fun things for about and hour. Then Tyler and I shook hands. Then I went to Jim Peck's house. After a while, I drove by Adam Barlow's house to see if he was around, and then I went to the Schmitts' house, and I broke some dumb broad's back. I ate some things. We exchanged stories, then Eric Byrer left. It was about one a.m. by this time, and Justin told me he was going to bed at two. We went out into the one room, and we discussed Stephen King and some other things. Then he offered to lend me his Donnie Darko The Director's Cut DVD. I looked at the clock, and it was a little after three. I was quite surprised by this, us talking so long. It reminded me of the time last summer when I went over to the Schmitts' house and was talking to Justin and Matt Baker and ended up leaving at three a.m. So, I went home and had some pizza and took a shower, and then I went to bed at about 4:30.
Sunday:
I woke up at about 1. I had some pizza for breakfast. I went over to the Gahimers' to watch Donnie Darko. They said it was stupid, and it pissed me off. I hate when people label something they don't understand as stupid. I was pissed off even further when Stephanie turned the TV to a movie that was stupid and pretended it was something special. I went home at this point, because my head was starting to act up. I took some pills when I got home, and then I watched Donnie Darko with my brother. Then I ate some Pizza. Then I went back to the Gahimer place to watch "Family Guy." Luckily, Fox decided to play fucking stupid-ass Star Wars, so I watched "Desparate Housewives" instead. Rex died. I guess he won't having anymore problems with crying when he ejaculates. Then I watched some more TV (Bam and Rosanne). Then I went home and called Amanda. I woke her ass right up and exchanged stories with her. Then I did some more things, and that's about it.
I took my AP bio final. I then went to AP bio. Then I went with some of the squib people to breakfast. Then I went back to school to work on my page. Then I went home. Then I went to the track sectional. Then I ran a PR in the 4x800. I ran a 2:18.Then I went potty. Then I went to Taco Bell with Audrey, Jen, Chrissy, and Ashley Woolen. Then Eric Byrer and some foreigners showed up. Then we were all gonna go to my house, and then I went there, and everyone else just kinda decided to not show up. Then I ended up going to play basketball ( me, Stefan, Jon/Josh, Stephanie, and Matt). I kinda just stood there for a while, thinking about stuff. I spent a lot of the time looking a the tree behind the basketball goal, imagining seeing myself hanging from it. It made me feel a little better to see that the world would still be there even if I was dead. Then I took Stephanie home. Then I went to pick Stefan up from his house. Then I helped him look for his Team America: World Police special edition unrated version DVD. Then we watched the movie. Then I had some pizza, and then I went to bed.
Saturday:
I did nothing, and then I went to the movie theater and did some fun things for about and hour. Then Tyler and I shook hands. Then I went to Jim Peck's house. After a while, I drove by Adam Barlow's house to see if he was around, and then I went to the Schmitts' house, and I broke some dumb broad's back. I ate some things. We exchanged stories, then Eric Byrer left. It was about one a.m. by this time, and Justin told me he was going to bed at two. We went out into the one room, and we discussed Stephen King and some other things. Then he offered to lend me his Donnie Darko The Director's Cut DVD. I looked at the clock, and it was a little after three. I was quite surprised by this, us talking so long. It reminded me of the time last summer when I went over to the Schmitts' house and was talking to Justin and Matt Baker and ended up leaving at three a.m. So, I went home and had some pizza and took a shower, and then I went to bed at about 4:30.
Sunday:
I woke up at about 1. I had some pizza for breakfast. I went over to the Gahimers' to watch Donnie Darko. They said it was stupid, and it pissed me off. I hate when people label something they don't understand as stupid. I was pissed off even further when Stephanie turned the TV to a movie that was stupid and pretended it was something special. I went home at this point, because my head was starting to act up. I took some pills when I got home, and then I watched Donnie Darko with my brother. Then I ate some Pizza. Then I went back to the Gahimer place to watch "Family Guy." Luckily, Fox decided to play fucking stupid-ass Star Wars, so I watched "Desparate Housewives" instead. Rex died. I guess he won't having anymore problems with crying when he ejaculates. Then I watched some more TV (Bam and Rosanne). Then I went home and called Amanda. I woke her ass right up and exchanged stories with her. Then I did some more things, and that's about it.
Monday, May 16, 2005
Tom
This post is far from done.
Hi. I'm Blaire. This is a picture of me about eight months ago. I am holding some awards I got for my accomplishments throughout the cross country season. I am not that small anymore. I now have a nice layer of class-4 armor. My hair is now a great deal shorter as well.
That's my brother, Brandon Kyle, on the left with his tennis participation award. We are lying on the cafeteria floor at our school.
I'm here with my family.
Blaire, Alex Miller, Zach Fox, done running the race guy, good job.
Coach man was quite proud of us that day.
Stephanie and I were supposed to dance, but Stephanie acted like she needed to talk to me about something, and she just said that because she didn't want to dance, because she can't dance, so we just sat down, and she started talking about some stupid shit, and Lindsay Conner took a picture and gave it to me at school the following week.
I got this guy and a keychain. And guess what. I didn't even want one of those fuckin XXXXXXXXXXL t-shirts, so suck my balls.
I was counting some tallying some freshman survey stuff for Audrey Brown in squib (our school's yearbook) the other day, and I came across this guy. I thought it was pretty funny. Do you see it? It's funny.
This is from the senior packet we had to fill out for squib. Every senior was asked to fill one of these out. I had to make some adjustments to mine before turning it in, so I decided to scan it before i did so, so I could always remember it how it was. The answers I put. I would have gotten in trouble for having them on there. No joke. I kick ass.
Wesley Flemming. Now, there's a character. You probably won't get what is so great about this one unless you know Wesley. As a matter of fact, I saw the responses on this and thought is seemed like Wesley material. I was not at all surprised when I looked at the top of the paper and saw his name. Wesley is a very small little bitch. He has a wonderfully dry sense of humor. I could go on for days, but no.
This beautiful piece of art should really be closer to the top.
So, we were in AP bio the other day, dissecting pig hearts and stuff. While everyone was hard at work, I was fingerpainting...with pig blood. It was fun as shit. I showed it to many people. Most were scared. All were happy to know how awesome I was.
Cross Country Camp, Summer 2003. That is Zack Attack on the left. Jon Lee is in the middle, while I am on the right with my really short hair. You need to recca-nize.
Correction: This picture is from the state track meet we went--it's so fucking hot, I wish my parents believed in air conditioning--to, because Sean Hudson ran and finished fourth (?) in the 1600. He was seeded seventh and we caught about 800 cicaidas in a bottle. They died later on. I kept the bottle in my room, and it started to expand over time. Stefan came over and twisted the lid in my room, and it made the whole house smell like shit. My dad later threw the bottle away. This picture takes place about two years after my original claim. Sorry for the mix-down.
Do you guys remember this? Sectional. Stephanie came. She was just plain bad luck.
I just thought of something funny:
-do you have an umbrella?
-yeah, let me get it
I spent most of my time over there, talking about Lees and their penises and other good stuff.
Danny Nuthak bought Stephanie some popcorn, and they fell in love and had sex on the bleachers.
I ran. Josh is over there too.
Hi. I'm Blaire. This is a picture of me about eight months ago. I am holding some awards I got for my accomplishments throughout the cross country season. I am not that small anymore. I now have a nice layer of class-4 armor. My hair is now a great deal shorter as well.
That's my brother, Brandon Kyle, on the left with his tennis participation award. We are lying on the cafeteria floor at our school.
I'm here with my family.
Blaire, Alex Miller, Zach Fox, done running the race guy, good job.
Coach man was quite proud of us that day.
Stephanie and I were supposed to dance, but Stephanie acted like she needed to talk to me about something, and she just said that because she didn't want to dance, because she can't dance, so we just sat down, and she started talking about some stupid shit, and Lindsay Conner took a picture and gave it to me at school the following week.
I got this guy and a keychain. And guess what. I didn't even want one of those fuckin XXXXXXXXXXL t-shirts, so suck my balls.
I was counting some tallying some freshman survey stuff for Audrey Brown in squib (our school's yearbook) the other day, and I came across this guy. I thought it was pretty funny. Do you see it? It's funny.
This is from the senior packet we had to fill out for squib. Every senior was asked to fill one of these out. I had to make some adjustments to mine before turning it in, so I decided to scan it before i did so, so I could always remember it how it was. The answers I put. I would have gotten in trouble for having them on there. No joke. I kick ass.
Wesley Flemming. Now, there's a character. You probably won't get what is so great about this one unless you know Wesley. As a matter of fact, I saw the responses on this and thought is seemed like Wesley material. I was not at all surprised when I looked at the top of the paper and saw his name. Wesley is a very small little bitch. He has a wonderfully dry sense of humor. I could go on for days, but no.
This beautiful piece of art should really be closer to the top.
So, we were in AP bio the other day, dissecting pig hearts and stuff. While everyone was hard at work, I was fingerpainting...with pig blood. It was fun as shit. I showed it to many people. Most were scared. All were happy to know how awesome I was.
Cross Country Camp, Summer 2003. That is Zack Attack on the left. Jon Lee is in the middle, while I am on the right with my really short hair. You need to recca-nize.
Correction: This picture is from the state track meet we went--it's so fucking hot, I wish my parents believed in air conditioning--to, because Sean Hudson ran and finished fourth (?) in the 1600. He was seeded seventh and we caught about 800 cicaidas in a bottle. They died later on. I kept the bottle in my room, and it started to expand over time. Stefan came over and twisted the lid in my room, and it made the whole house smell like shit. My dad later threw the bottle away. This picture takes place about two years after my original claim. Sorry for the mix-down.
Do you guys remember this? Sectional. Stephanie came. She was just plain bad luck.
I just thought of something funny:
-do you have an umbrella?
-yeah, let me get it
I spent most of my time over there, talking about Lees and their penises and other good stuff.
Danny Nuthak bought Stephanie some popcorn, and they fell in love and had sex on the bleachers.
I ran. Josh is over there too.
Sunday, February 27, 2005
Run Away!
I went to Zach's house today. He was there with Jon Lee. He was doing stuff. Jon Lee informed the two of us that Sean Hudson had plans to run with his girlfriend, Gwendolyn Kemple, towards the boulder, so Zach and I made plans to ambush them. Jon left, and Zach and I went out to stretch. At one point in our run, a dog came out and tried to eat us, but luckily, I used my high-pitched scream to scare it away. And scare it away it did. Yessir. We ran out there really far, and Zach stopped in the road to go potty. He was facing that way, and I noticed a car coming from that direction. I said, "Hey, Zach!" Zach put his clothes on in a hurry, and we ran back the way we came. It was almost no time at all before we saw the young couple running towards us. We hid behind a bush, and when they were very close, we jumped out and killed them. Well, alright, we didn't kill them, but we did scare the shit out of them. Go Bears! We talked for a little while, and then Zach and I ran back. We stretched. I went for a drive in the country, and then I went home. While I was pulling into the driveway, I turned the radio to Quew Ninety-five. There was a good song about cocaine. I listened to the song. When the song was over, Desperado came on, and it's a really good song, and I listened to it and sang all the words and it's my favorite Eagles song of all time, and it'd been a while since I last heard it, and it's good to thin about, and so I'll put the lyrics right here:
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get
Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone
Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before it's too late.
Anyway, near the end of the song, my mom came out with the phone, but I was singing, and when the song was done, she told me Sean called and wanted me to come to his house. She said she wasn't sure if it was Sean, but she said the person had a soft voice, so she thought it must have been Sean. Sean Hudson.
It was Jon. I went to Sean's house, and I saw his dad, Mike; and his mom, Mike; and his sister, Mike, and the five of us (Sean, Gwendolyn, John, Zach, and Blaire) went to Ridder's. I rode with Jon. I took off my shorts, and I rolled down the window, and I held my shorts out there for everyone to see. While we were going down 44, I saw a cop, and I tried to roll down the window, but Jon had disabled my ability to do so. So, I kept flipping off the cop, and I pretended I was shooting him, and Jon was getting really mad. We got there and we talked about retarded kids at the river, and running the trail thing, and Zach with his bone, and Zach falling down the stairs with it, and Zach riding into a basketball goal, and Blaine Zimmerman. It was a good time. We all went our separate ways and now I'm here.
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get
Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone
Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before it's too late.
Anyway, near the end of the song, my mom came out with the phone, but I was singing, and when the song was done, she told me Sean called and wanted me to come to his house. She said she wasn't sure if it was Sean, but she said the person had a soft voice, so she thought it must have been Sean. Sean Hudson.
It was Jon. I went to Sean's house, and I saw his dad, Mike; and his mom, Mike; and his sister, Mike, and the five of us (Sean, Gwendolyn, John, Zach, and Blaire) went to Ridder's. I rode with Jon. I took off my shorts, and I rolled down the window, and I held my shorts out there for everyone to see. While we were going down 44, I saw a cop, and I tried to roll down the window, but Jon had disabled my ability to do so. So, I kept flipping off the cop, and I pretended I was shooting him, and Jon was getting really mad. We got there and we talked about retarded kids at the river, and running the trail thing, and Zach with his bone, and Zach falling down the stairs with it, and Zach riding into a basketball goal, and Blaine Zimmerman. It was a good time. We all went our separate ways and now I'm here.
My Weekend Tastes like a Napkin
Friday night--you know, Friday night--I watched some stuff and slept on my bed. After that, I went to see Stephanie. When I got to her dorm, I waited outside, and a guy came out and I was able to get in, and I went up a few levels, and I put my sweatshirt over my head and faced the wall, and she walked by and looked at me and she didn't even know it was me, and then I went after her, and she turned around, and I scared the shit out of her. We watched "The Simpsons" (my sister says she thinks you use quotation marks for TV shows, so if it's wrong, kill her and let me have my name) and ate potatoes and touched each other at Adam's apartment.
I just got done listening to Stomping Ground, an awesome album from Goldfinger. It had been like a year since I last listned to any Goldfinger. I just now started talking to my friend, Justin Schmitt, and he asked me if I've listend to any of the new Goldfinger, and I freaked the fuck out.
Then we went to (censored), and there were a bunch of birds flying around. Then we went back to the dorm-place, where we drank liquids and got on that one guy's screen name and took off our pants and traded shirts. I left, and on my way home, I saw a car behind me, and I was sure he'd come to kill me, so I started writing a poem about it in my head, and then I put some of it down on paper when I got home, and I watched Blow and drank some stuff while I did this, and then I went to bed at about four o' the clock.
I got up at about one o' the clock yesterday. I recorded some stuff on the answering machine with my sister, then I went to the high school, and ran around with Jimmy for a while. And then I spent the rest of the time hanging out with The German and Adam Barlow and Megan and Amanda and Erica and Eric Byrer and my girlfriend Elizabeth Bir, and everyone in the choir room seemed to be taking their pants off, so I started taking mine off, and everyone yelled at me and made me pull them back up, and I was wearing my new Stephanie shirt, and it was really tight on my huge muscles, and everyone kept touching me, and this one hot chick we checking me out in the cafeteria, and she smiled at me, and I made a high-pitched shrieking sound, and I guess she changed her mind, because her face changed, and she walked away. I left at about 10:30. I was walking out to my car, and I saw two guys with my blanket, and the light was on in the car, and the windows were down, and they put my blanket on the hood of the car, and they ran away. I laid myself on the hood of the car and went to sleep, and they came back , and they were Zach Attack and Jon Lee and we talked, and it was cold, so I wrapped myself in my blanket and urinated in the parking lot, and then I went home, and then Jon and Zach came over, and then we went to Taco Bell, and I sat by these people from some school, and they didn't look at me, even though I sat there for a really long time, laughing and carrying on. Then Zach, Jon, and I got up to leave, and they all said bye to me, and we went to Zach's house, and I walked down the street, and peed in the street right in front of Coach Park's house, because there wasn't much light on that part of the street. I walked back to Zach Attack's house, and he showed me swimming pictures, and we watched "Extreme Dodgeball" and then Jon and I left at about 3:15 A.M., and I followed Jon home, and I caught him, and then I went home and took a shower and went to bed.
Today I gotta do some stuff, and I might play football, and I hope that's it.
I just got done listening to Stomping Ground, an awesome album from Goldfinger. It had been like a year since I last listned to any Goldfinger. I just now started talking to my friend, Justin Schmitt, and he asked me if I've listend to any of the new Goldfinger, and I freaked the fuck out.
Then we went to (censored), and there were a bunch of birds flying around. Then we went back to the dorm-place, where we drank liquids and got on that one guy's screen name and took off our pants and traded shirts. I left, and on my way home, I saw a car behind me, and I was sure he'd come to kill me, so I started writing a poem about it in my head, and then I put some of it down on paper when I got home, and I watched Blow and drank some stuff while I did this, and then I went to bed at about four o' the clock.
I got up at about one o' the clock yesterday. I recorded some stuff on the answering machine with my sister, then I went to the high school, and ran around with Jimmy for a while. And then I spent the rest of the time hanging out with The German and Adam Barlow and Megan and Amanda and Erica and Eric Byrer and my girlfriend Elizabeth Bir, and everyone in the choir room seemed to be taking their pants off, so I started taking mine off, and everyone yelled at me and made me pull them back up, and I was wearing my new Stephanie shirt, and it was really tight on my huge muscles, and everyone kept touching me, and this one hot chick we checking me out in the cafeteria, and she smiled at me, and I made a high-pitched shrieking sound, and I guess she changed her mind, because her face changed, and she walked away. I left at about 10:30. I was walking out to my car, and I saw two guys with my blanket, and the light was on in the car, and the windows were down, and they put my blanket on the hood of the car, and they ran away. I laid myself on the hood of the car and went to sleep, and they came back , and they were Zach Attack and Jon Lee and we talked, and it was cold, so I wrapped myself in my blanket and urinated in the parking lot, and then I went home, and then Jon and Zach came over, and then we went to Taco Bell, and I sat by these people from some school, and they didn't look at me, even though I sat there for a really long time, laughing and carrying on. Then Zach, Jon, and I got up to leave, and they all said bye to me, and we went to Zach's house, and I walked down the street, and peed in the street right in front of Coach Park's house, because there wasn't much light on that part of the street. I walked back to Zach Attack's house, and he showed me swimming pictures, and we watched "Extreme Dodgeball" and then Jon and I left at about 3:15 A.M., and I followed Jon home, and I caught him, and then I went home and took a shower and went to bed.
Today I gotta do some stuff, and I might play football, and I hope that's it.
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