I know I say this a lot, but I just swung my right foot out too much when I turned into the bathroom. I didn't actually turn into the bathroom; you know what I mean. Anyway, this miscalculation led to me losing two toes. I used to make this mistake all the time when I was younger. I actually can't remember the last time it's happened. My foot hurts.
My good friend Jesse (I call him Jess. He left a comment for me yesterday under that name, but he is Jesse everywhere else on Blogger. I'm not quite sure how he managed to pull that one off.) has recently started a blog. I find this to be quite exciting. You see, Jesse will be going off to school soon and I shall need a way to monitor his movements. His blog only has one post in its current state, but it will most likely grow to several hundred in the next few months. His first post is a very good one. He describes the joy of his two new, very good friends described as "one male and one female." He has decided to keep the names classified because he feels names are pointless and all that matters is that we all support President Bush. I couldn't agree with him more, but I'd still like to share these names with you. The "boy" he writes of is none other than the late, great Nick Allen. I don't know where Jesse's fondness of Nick came from. It must have been that night Nick wouldn't drink because he had to drive home in ten minutes (Pussy! Cough!Cough! Pussy!). I just checked my medication that I haven't taken in months, and I have six half-pills left. Let me know. They're gonna go fast. The "girl" in this mysterious tale is also a good friend of mine, Zachatatl. You see, the night Nick wouldn't drink was also the night everyone else did (Cough!Cough! StrongBoy!). Zach later decided to piss all over my dad's car. This caused bad blood between the two of us. The problem with this was the fact that I already had enough bad blood from the raised prolactin levels. It was fine when I could lactate, but now I have milk coming out of one titty and Bon Jovi classics coming out the other.
My point: We need more people in power setting good examples for our youth. Jesse, being the big CEO that he is, doesn't need to go to college. He already has all the riches any man could possibly dream of. What could he possibly accomplish by going to college that he hasn't accomplished at this point? Well, I'll tell you. He's setting an example for people like Derek Weaver--people who are poor and ugly to the most extreme circumstance.
I need ice for my foot. Holla-atchaboy!
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Monday, August 07, 2006
Saturday, April 29, 2006
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Haha. I'm very funny.
Started writing for rill this time.
Might start submitting things this summer.
I would like to say I will write in here more often, but I just don't want to.
I still hate Nick.
I don't really hate him. I just like pissing on him, I guess.
Now I've got some shit on my arm.
I'm working on a new blog project.
Coming soon (just like your mom).
I beat Kingdom Hearts 2 about a week ago. I think it took about 40 hours.
Need to clean up my hard drive so I can do things again.
Have a few movies and over a thousand pictures I could get rid of.
I think that would help.
I found a guy to produce and sign my friend with the piano.
That means I should be rich rill soon.
Though, now another guy in Chicago who doesn't even have a label wants to sign her.
I'll hopefully get a million dollars or so either way.
Grrr.
That's the sound a bear makes.
No.
Dog.
Bears say Roar.
No.
I think bears can say Grrr.
Link.
Did I say I'm writing?
I had a bunch of dreams last night.
Well, it was more like one dream with waking up every hour or so.
That's what my writing is based on.
This story.
I was an amazing dream.
I wish I could understand it better.
I hope I'll be able to figure it out by writing about it.
I'll write more soon.
I think.
I like writing.
I'm not writing from my computer right now.
I would probably blog more if I had a faster computer.
Hopefully I'll be able to get that shit off there and we'll be back in business.
I'm reading The Chronicles of Narnia and a couple other things right now. Very good.
I wish I could go back to high school English and show the teachers how they should really do it.
I am so much better than I was a couple months ago.
And I plan to keep getting better.
I'll probably evolve into a Raichu very soon.
Mark my words.
As long as I'm around, you're all in danger.
I still need to call Grandfather to wish him a happy birthday.
I'd just leave him a comment, but he won't give me his myspace link.
It was his birthday days ago.
I'll remember to call him one of these days.
I'm talking about Jim.
Not Robert.
Is it Robert?
I think that's right.
People called him Bud.
I don't know why.
My dad says they call him Bud Lite now.
I guess that's kind of a joke.
He's dead, you see.
And I guess that means he has fewer calories.
Makes sense to me.
I'm getting very fat.
When I put on weight, most of it goes to my head.
The rest is in my midsection.
Except for the 70 to 80 pounds of muscle.
That's all in my huge dick, big pussies.
I can't wait for Kingdom Hearts 3, because three Kingdom Hearts games just aren't enough.
This computer works much better than mine, but the keyboard has slut all over it.
I need to wash my hands.
Let me finish.
Who said you guys could order a pizza?
I had to pee a little while ago, but now I'm fine.
I just found out everyone's gay.
I thought that figure sounded a little high, but it's pretty accurate.
This is getting ridicalus.
Bye.
Started writing for rill this time.
Might start submitting things this summer.
I would like to say I will write in here more often, but I just don't want to.
I still hate Nick.
I don't really hate him. I just like pissing on him, I guess.
Now I've got some shit on my arm.
I'm working on a new blog project.
Coming soon (just like your mom).
I beat Kingdom Hearts 2 about a week ago. I think it took about 40 hours.
Need to clean up my hard drive so I can do things again.
Have a few movies and over a thousand pictures I could get rid of.
I think that would help.
I found a guy to produce and sign my friend with the piano.
That means I should be rich rill soon.
Though, now another guy in Chicago who doesn't even have a label wants to sign her.
I'll hopefully get a million dollars or so either way.
Grrr.
That's the sound a bear makes.
No.
Dog.
Bears say Roar.
No.
I think bears can say Grrr.
Link.
Did I say I'm writing?
I had a bunch of dreams last night.
Well, it was more like one dream with waking up every hour or so.
That's what my writing is based on.
This story.
I was an amazing dream.
I wish I could understand it better.
I hope I'll be able to figure it out by writing about it.
I'll write more soon.
I think.
I like writing.
I'm not writing from my computer right now.
I would probably blog more if I had a faster computer.
Hopefully I'll be able to get that shit off there and we'll be back in business.
I'm reading The Chronicles of Narnia and a couple other things right now. Very good.
I wish I could go back to high school English and show the teachers how they should really do it.
I am so much better than I was a couple months ago.
And I plan to keep getting better.
I'll probably evolve into a Raichu very soon.
Mark my words.
As long as I'm around, you're all in danger.
I still need to call Grandfather to wish him a happy birthday.
I'd just leave him a comment, but he won't give me his myspace link.
It was his birthday days ago.
I'll remember to call him one of these days.
I'm talking about Jim.
Not Robert.
Is it Robert?
I think that's right.
People called him Bud.
I don't know why.
My dad says they call him Bud Lite now.
I guess that's kind of a joke.
He's dead, you see.
And I guess that means he has fewer calories.
Makes sense to me.
I'm getting very fat.
When I put on weight, most of it goes to my head.
The rest is in my midsection.
Except for the 70 to 80 pounds of muscle.
That's all in my huge dick, big pussies.
I can't wait for Kingdom Hearts 3, because three Kingdom Hearts games just aren't enough.
This computer works much better than mine, but the keyboard has slut all over it.
I need to wash my hands.
Let me finish.
Who said you guys could order a pizza?
I had to pee a little while ago, but now I'm fine.
I just found out everyone's gay.
I thought that figure sounded a little high, but it's pretty accurate.
This is getting ridicalus.
Bye.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
"Brutally witty. . . .
So the picture upload thing would not work last night. I'll just do this and then try again.
Thousands have taken it.......let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if it's 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!
1. Have you even been drunk? No
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? I was fourteen the first time I got high on marijuana. I think I was fifteen the first time I drank.
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? Like on the phone?
4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? I've drunk speed-dialed.
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? Not really. Wait. Yes. My sister. And my mom. And dad. And brother.
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? Once. I came home after my first time. My mom followed me into my room, because I almost fell when I took my shoes off. And I tried to take my pants off so I could take a shower. I fell into my closet. And then I took a shower. Then I played drunken Gran Turismo 3. My dad asked me if I was alright, so I tried to keep still. Zach and Stefan told me to go straight to bed, but I didn't. I did all of this.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime? No. But I would like to some day.
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? Clinton Coffey. Friday night.
9. Ever forgot their name? Yeah. I knew what it was on the last question, but I can now no longer recall.
10. When was the last time you were drunk? Friday and Saturday
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? No. I wish. Yes.
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? I don't need alcohol. I need food and water.
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? Rubbing.
14. Favorite liquor: Rubber buns.
15. Favorite beer: Deer.
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk? It's the best.
17. Have you ever swam drunk? Yes. If I remember correctly. And I probably don't.
18. What kind of a drunk are you? Fun. I like to yell at people, touch boobies and fight people.
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? I never lie.
20. Favorite drinking partner(s): Dandelo.
21. Favorite bar: Alcohol: The Movie
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? Not while I was drunk.
23. Have you ever puked from drinking? There are other things to consider here.
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? YES!!! I'm so excited. I didn't realize it had anything to do with me drinking. I thought I was just sad that Tamara was emo.
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? Yes. I like to run and hit Nick in the head. (Thaddaeus that one's for you)
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? Yes!!!
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? Kaitlyn and Ani.
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? Zach Tatlock.
29. Do you have a drunken nickname? Citizen Dildo.
30. Have you received a 'booty call"? Dad, Citizen Dildo won't come out of the closet.
31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie: The end of Vanilla Sky, when I was drunk and I watched it, because it's good.
33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know? I don't sleep.
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? No. Well, my dad.
Allow me to leave Krista Huffer's answer to number 35, because she was absolutely right.
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? someone getting really really sick (Nick lol) or someone getting in trouble
That is seriously what Krista put. You can ask her yourself if you'd like.
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress? I don't date, I write.
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Dang, I need a drink"? No. I don't talk to myself. That would be totally gay.
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? Non.
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? What the fuck did I say?
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? Vanilla Coke
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? I've been drunk on The Great Plains.
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? I'd like to think so.
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? No. Fuck shoes.
44. What's your favorite drinking game? fuck the dealer (when i'm the dealer)
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? GOD YES!!!
46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk? My spine.
47. Ever been drunk at a concert? No.
48. Is this survey getting too long? It's always been too long.
49. Are you ready for the last question? Humor.
50. Why do you drink? So I could take this survey.
Thousands have taken it.......let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if it's 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!
1. Have you even been drunk? No
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? I was fourteen the first time I got high on marijuana. I think I was fifteen the first time I drank.
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? Like on the phone?
4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? I've drunk speed-dialed.
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? Not really. Wait. Yes. My sister. And my mom. And dad. And brother.
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? Once. I came home after my first time. My mom followed me into my room, because I almost fell when I took my shoes off. And I tried to take my pants off so I could take a shower. I fell into my closet. And then I took a shower. Then I played drunken Gran Turismo 3. My dad asked me if I was alright, so I tried to keep still. Zach and Stefan told me to go straight to bed, but I didn't. I did all of this.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime? No. But I would like to some day.
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? Clinton Coffey. Friday night.
9. Ever forgot their name? Yeah. I knew what it was on the last question, but I can now no longer recall.
10. When was the last time you were drunk? Friday and Saturday
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? No. I wish. Yes.
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? I don't need alcohol. I need food and water.
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? Rubbing.
14. Favorite liquor: Rubber buns.
15. Favorite beer: Deer.
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk? It's the best.
17. Have you ever swam drunk? Yes. If I remember correctly. And I probably don't.
18. What kind of a drunk are you? Fun. I like to yell at people, touch boobies and fight people.
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? I never lie.
20. Favorite drinking partner(s): Dandelo.
21. Favorite bar: Alcohol: The Movie
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? Not while I was drunk.
23. Have you ever puked from drinking? There are other things to consider here.
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? YES!!! I'm so excited. I didn't realize it had anything to do with me drinking. I thought I was just sad that Tamara was emo.
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? Yes. I like to run and hit Nick in the head. (Thaddaeus that one's for you)
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? Yes!!!
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? Kaitlyn and Ani.
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? Zach Tatlock.
29. Do you have a drunken nickname? Citizen Dildo.
30. Have you received a 'booty call"? Dad, Citizen Dildo won't come out of the closet.
31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie: The end of Vanilla Sky, when I was drunk and I watched it, because it's good.
33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know? I don't sleep.
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? No. Well, my dad.
Allow me to leave Krista Huffer's answer to number 35, because she was absolutely right.
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? someone getting really really sick (Nick lol) or someone getting in trouble
That is seriously what Krista put. You can ask her yourself if you'd like.
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress? I don't date, I write.
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Dang, I need a drink"? No. I don't talk to myself. That would be totally gay.
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? Non.
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? What the fuck did I say?
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? Vanilla Coke
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? I've been drunk on The Great Plains.
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? I'd like to think so.
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? No. Fuck shoes.
44. What's your favorite drinking game? fuck the dealer (when i'm the dealer)
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? GOD YES!!!
46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk? My spine.
47. Ever been drunk at a concert? No.
48. Is this survey getting too long? It's always been too long.
49. Are you ready for the last question? Humor.
50. Why do you drink? So I could take this survey.
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Hahaaaa, this survey is strong boy. Thank you, goddammit.
Name:: Blere
Age:: Fitteen
Gender:: Mell
Height:: Phi sump'n
Weight:: $
Ring size:: About ten inches.
Pants size:: Most pants are too small in the penis area.
Shirt size:: Small
Shoe size:: 13-14
Piercings:: Martinings
Tattoos:: Mattoons
Hair color:: Dark One Lite
Hair length:: Let's just say if I was one of those guys, I wouldn't need to cut my hair.
Eye color:: White
Zodiac sign:: Librarian
Chinese zodiac sign:: Oxford
Body type/size:: Large/obese
Birthday:: October Sky
Birthplace:: Shelbyville, IN
Place now:: Bloomingdale, IN
Race/ethnicity:: Caucasian - German/Irish/Fetish
School and grade/year:: Native Americana University, sophomonehreome
Natural hair color:: Charlie Brown
GPA:: 3.14
Blood type:: Homomo, I forget
Hobbies:: Sleeping, music, Internet, movies, drinking, smoking, partying, chilling, let's make sure internet is capitalized
I.Q.:: I.Qu.
Do you excercise:: If walking around campus counts, then yes. If not, yes.
Are you healthy:: Sometimes...he touches me in my pants.
Fun?:: ions
Serious?:: No, it's a fake knife.
Sarcastic?:: more plastic
Funny?:: People laugh at me, but I would like a normal banana later, so yeah.
Cute?:: ip
Pretty?:: Much
Good-looking?:: Relativity
Beautiful?:: I wouldn't say so. No, but a few do
Optimistic?:: Lions
Smart?:: yar
Opinionated?:: Yes. We should s
Outgoing?:: .
Shy?:: With people I don't know how to kill.
Unique?:: Am I unique?
Sweet?:: Salty
Hyper?:: Haha, no
Talkative?:: I don't like it when people talk about nothing.
Creative?:: These bites were made for poppin.
Imaginative?:: myHummp
Gloomy?:: gloomy
Happy?:: sometimes
Depressed?:: Occasionally
Silly?:: Don't be stupid.
Loud?:: Do I look like a dumb bitch to you?
Quiet?:: Yeah
Dependant?:: defendant
Loyal?:: to the king
Truthful?:: to my god too
Clever?:: ceven
Confident?:: this movie is stupid
Annoying?:: i wish i was watching something else
Artistic?:: sidekick
Musical?:: Heavens no, Hell yeah
Poetic?:: more than you can guess
Charming?:: Not around redheads
Wise?:: always
Special?:: K
Magical?:: testicles of a newt
Sensitive?:: Yes
Lustful?:: Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I am very shiny.
Sexy?:: Beating my kids.
Horny?:: Um? Mom...
Loving?:: Yessss
Lazy?:: Haha yes
Stylish?:: I am me. I think.
Normal?:: not at all
Goofy?:: Yep
Brave?:: I don't know. Put 'em up! Put 'em uuup!
[Section 2 - This or that about you]
Righty/lefty/either:: I use my left hand when the right gets tired.
Glasses/contacts/none:: My glasses were behind the toilet the last time I was them. Contact.
Punk/goth/prep/thug/??:: All and none of the above.
Innie/outie:: It depends on if I'm having sex with a guy or a girl.
Tan/pale/average/??:: Gone where, outer space?
Freckles/none/huge dick:: none
[Section 3 - Family]
Mom's name:: Linda
Dad's name:: David
Siblings/their names/their ages:: Blair-1791
Dead family members:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Do you live with your siblings?:: Chris
Parents married/divorced/neither?:: that's morbid
Parents together/separated/dating/none?:: Dating
Do you have any stepparents?:: my medication
Ex-stepparents?:: my mom
Do you have any children of your own?:: i have other people's children
If so, what are their names and ages?:: i'll never tell
If not, do you want any?:: Never/Again
[Section 4 - Favorites]
Color:: Pink
Food:: Mac & cheese or beating my kids
Drink:: Diet Sprite
Candy:: Mr. Goodbar bites... mmmitch.
Flavor:: pizza
Movie:: You've Got Nothing
Band:: Bad Religion, The Offspring, Millencolin, Lagwagon, Fall Out Boy, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Full House
Game:: Final Fantasy IX, Legend of Zelda, Tom Spalding
Element:: Elephant
Music type:: Indie Anna Jones
Actor:: Vince Price
Actress:: Eliza Dushkukuku
Month:: Weekend
Season:: Spring
Holiday:: Summer
Shampoo/conditioner:: John Travolta's Black Brunette
Song:: Movie
Number Number Number:: One One One
Phrase:: "Fuck shoes/me, holla"
Letter:Word::Crazy:Dead
Magazine:: Electromagnetic Gothic Morbid
Restaurant:: Taco Bell
Sport:: Punching Kaitlyn in the face
Animal:: Puppy
Language:: I wish I spoke Italian.
Girl's name:: Blair
Boy's name:: I believe it's Haydn
Flower:: Wiggler
Country:: Gulf of Mexico
Weather:: Sunny, slight breeze, 98 degrees
Person:: Blair Kteve. Juuuuuust fuck around.
[Section 5 - Nothing]
Sexual orientation:: Aaron Blain
Are you a virgin?:: Sometimes. Not in the winter.
Do you like to have nothing?:: That's all a good Christian soldier like myself needs.
Do you like to have oral communication?:: Dido
Do you like to have anal nothing?:: No, but I do enjoy anal sex.
Do you like to give more or get more?:: I get more than I take.
Do you usually give more or get more?:: In terms of calories, yes.
Does size matter?:: Well, I don't want to come between you.
Do you like to kiss?:: It's fine.
French kiss?:: Never done it.
Make out?:: French kiss
Favorite position:: James LaChance
Are you more dominant?:: I suppose
Or more submissive?:: I suppose (i did not even see this one coming)
Do you look at porn?:: Who has time (for anything else)?
Do you masturbate?:: Absolutely not.
[Section 6 - Fiends]
Would you consider yourself a good friend?: It depends which me you want.
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:: One good fuck and a few supporters.
Who is your best friend?:: Michael, Mom
Do you have a lot of friends?:: Too many to count in one round
How many good friends would you say you have?:: 20 or so
Are you a good friend?:: I hate my life
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:: They've told me to get out of their closet.
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:: Ani has, but she's a stupid bitch.
Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?:: Christian
Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?:: Not all of them
Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?:: Haha, yeah.
Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?:: It happens a lot.
Do you ever get tired of your friends?:: I have scars.
Do you like to make new friends?:: Yar
Do you talk a lot?:: I can if someone has red hair.
Are you nervous when you talk to people?:: A little, if I don't know them very well
Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?:: Ani. But it's only so I can turn around and hurt her feelings later on.
Do you ever lie about who your friends are?:: I sometimes lie about being friends with The Sand Lot.
Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?:: As if I don't look too good the way it is.
[Section 7 - Love]
Do you believe in love?:: I believe in fantasy...
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Final Fantasy
What is love?:: IX
Have you ever been in love?:: If by love, you mean quicksand.
Are you now?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Have you ever told someone you loved them?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Are you married/divorced/neither?:: I'm married to my work.
Are you with someone/single/dating/none?:: I'm with Josh Lee. I believe I'm single, but I sometimes wonder if there is someone else in here. I use my datebook a lot. Some.
Do you believe in soulmates?:: Soul Caliber
Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?:: I already have. She's black.
Different ethnicity?:: Absolutely not.
Same gender?:: That would be simply hilarious.
Different political views?:: I wouldn't mind an arguement every now and then.
Do you love certain material possesions?:: Yes, the ones with emotional value city
Certain hobbies?:: I really like kicking and throwing things and playing golf in the house at my parents' area, breaking shit and watching my mom clean it up.
Your friends?:: Not really.
Your family?:: Oreo.
Yourself?:: At times.
Do you have a crush?:: A one.
Do you date people just because of how they look?:: I don't date people for anything.
Do you care how people look?:: I don't like it when people look at me. Unless I'm yelling at someone. Then it's fine.
Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?:: If they were hot
Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?:: If I wanted to get them in my basement.
Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?:: I love that kind.
Would you date someone for their money?: Yeah.
Would you use someone?:: I think that's illegal
Have you used someone?:: I plead the fifth.
Have you dated someone just for their money?:: Yeah. My dad.
Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-looking: I believe it's pronounced "wasn't."
Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?:: Yeah. That's the last time I ever date my asshole.
Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?:: I'm getting tired of these questions.
Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?:: Moby what?!
Have you?:: What? Have I what?
Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?:: Maybe to be funny. I think I would like an internet GF. Haha. You know.
Have you?:: I'm not gay.
[Section 8 - Politics and such]
Are you a democrat?:: No.
Or a republican?:: No.
Or independent?:: No.
How do you feel about abortion?:: Pro-choice
Gay marriage?:: Pro
Smoking?:: Pro
Marijuana?:: Pro
Drugs?:: Depends
Illegal immigrants?:: No
Premarital sex?:: Yeah.
Porn?:: No
Alcohol?:: Pro
Racism?:: No
Whores/prostitution?:: No
Cloning?:: No
Suicide?:: Yes
Death penalty?:: Yes
Religion in government?:: No
Our president?:: Hell no
Downloading music?:: Yes
Burning CDs?:: Burning toast.
Animal testing?:: No
School uniforms?:: Sure
One nation, under God?:: No.
[Section 9 - Religious beliefs]
What religion do you practice?:: Nature.
Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?:: I've never really been involved in anything.
Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?:: Scary.
What religion are your parents?:: Testiclehead.
Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?:: My mom seems to think, because I'm her son, I'm her.
Do they know what religion you practice?:: My mom realizes I'm not a Christian every once in a while, and gets upset about it, and then goes on pretending I am again.
Are you open about your beliefs?:: Yes
Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?:: I fucking hate that.
Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?:: These questions are bringing up bad memories.
One God?:: What?
Does God(s) have a gender?:: Does Gods know where is at?
Male/female/neither?:: Who the fuck cares?
No God?:: No God?! No food! I'm fucking hungry!
Heaven/Hell?:: Heaven
Jesus?:: Maybe
Angels/demons?:: Angels
Spirits?:: These questions are just silly.
Ghosts?:: No.
Miracles?:: Maybe.
Aliens?:: Yeah.
Love?:: No
Fate?:: Lot.
Horoscopes?:: Start Here
Astrology?:: Asstrology
Luck?:: I can't be funny all the time.
Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?:: Humans are animals.
Night and day differ for a religious reason?:: Haha. Yeah. It's because God likes it when his toothbrush glows in the dark.
Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?:: If they are of a fat ethnicity.
Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?:: Maybe. No.
Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?::
Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?:: Other
Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?:: Did Russell write these up? I'm on to you, Mr. Russell.
Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?:: I believe everyone is right. The problem is that there are too many idiots.
Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?:: I doubt your religious beliefs, Russell.
Do you believe in yourself?:: Depends.
Are you open to other religions?:: Not really.
Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?:: Somewhat.
Do you think everyone should practice your religion?:: They should think for themselves.
Are you interested in learning about other religions?:: Yar.
[Section 10 - Animals]
Do you have any pets?:: Yes
If so what are they? If not, do you want any?:: A dog, Oreo. A bitch, Ashley Megan. And one cunt, Daddy.
What kind of pet would you like to have?:: A homosexual.
What is your favorite color on animals?:: White. Blond hair, blue eyes.
Do you believe people should keep pets?:: As to eating them?
Do you enjoy animals?:: I enjoy eating them.
Do you like taking care of animals?:: Dolphins (when they get caught in those silly nets).
Do you animals keep you company?:: Maybe. Do you?
Do you kill animals?:: I touch animals in their pants.
Do you hunt?:: No.
Do you hate animals?:: Yes!
Do you like small/big/all/no animals?:: I like small animals a lot more than I am going to fuck her.
Do you think animals are treated poorly?: She kicked my dog.
Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?:: I wish I could change the way people act towards pirates.
[Section 11 - This or that]
Big/small:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Cat/dog:: Catdog
Black/white:: White
Coffee/tea:: Coffee
Pepsi/coke:: Coke (Dell)
Soda/other:: Other Soda
Wine/beer:: Pills
Pope/none:: Pulp
Scary/comedy:: They both make me laugh and kill people.
Books/magazines:: Books
Noise/silence:: The noise of my tommy gun; the silence of a thousand dead horses.
Winter/summer:: Summer
Autumn/spring:: Autumn
Summer/spring:: Spring
Winter/autumn:: Autumn
Night/day:: Day
Hugs/kisses:: Hugs
Life/death:: Life
TV/movie:: Movie
TV/book:: Book
Fruits/vegetables:: Vegetables
Meat/vegetables:: Vegetables
Cigarettes/alcohol:: They go together
Cold/hot:: Cold
Normal/different:: Different
Male/female:: That's stupid
School/none:: School
Red/blue:: Red-blue
Smart/fun:: Fart/smun
Love/hate:: Love
Salt/sugar:: Salt
Chocolate/vanilla:: Chocolate
Evil/good:: Good
Clean/dirty:: Clean
Angel/demon:: Angel
Sunrise/sunset:: Sunrise
Punk/goth:: Punk
Punk/prep:: Punk
Goth/prep:: Prep
Truth/lies:: Truthiness
Citrus/tasteless:: Tasteless
Cake/cookies:: Cookies
Sun/moon:: Moon
Rain/snow:: Rain
Piercings/none:: long hair
Short/long hair:: piercings
Brand name/couldn't care less::
Pool/ocean:: Pool
Penis/pencil::
Sports/wet pussy:: Sports
Wet/dry:: Wet pussy
Math/shower:: Math
Microsoft Worksorks/glowsticks:: Fireworks
Lick/bite:: I like to bite big pussies and lick sangwiches.
Naked/clothed:: concrete/union workers
Intercourse/phone:: phone
[Section 12 - Education]
Do you go to school?:: Dogs pee on brick walls?
Have you gone to school?:: HH
What's your level of education?:: Very Easy, Five Stock
Do you like school?:: I like wet pussy
Learning?:: to love again
Have you ever been homeschooled?:: It felt like home.
Would you rather be homeschooled or homesextial?:: Haha
Would you rather go to public or private school?:: It would be neat to go to a school for the blind.
Have you ever skipped school?:: I've left class by popular demand.
Faked sickness to get out of school?:: I was afraid of Mrs. Jackson.
Been suspended from the beam?:: Seventeen
Expelled?:: Gas
In detention?:: Only slightly
What's your favorite subject?:: Exploring
Least favorite?:: Rules
Your schedule, block/periods/neither?:: K
What are your grades generally like?:: Beeeeee good.
Do you have many classes with your friends?:: I have friends in my head.
What classes do you want to take?:: Racially Segregated
[Section 13 - What makes you]
Happy?:: Time, Dancing, Acting
Sad?:: The Future
Laugh?:: Me, fat people with retarded looks on they face
Dance?:: Huge dicks
Sing?:: Boko Baba
Horny?:: WWE Wrestling, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage
Scared?:: Death, People, The Future
Look good?:: have a huge dick
Feel good?:: Being asleep
Feel bad?:: Not being asleep
Cry?:: Watching Vanilla Sky when I'm drunk.
Jealous?:: Fiction
Envious?:: Dead people
Scream?:: Almost running into some chick at Warped.
Angry?:: My mom, people leaving, people leaving all the time
Smile?:: V
Flush?:: Going potty or BM.
Sleepy?:: Working out
Excited?:: The future
Nervous?:: People I don't know.
Hungry?:: People I am about to kill.
Thirsty?:: Hot pussies
Feel lonely?:: Knowing I'm alone. Period.
Sick?:: Not sleeping
Mean?:: Lack of sleep + people + stupid people
Want a hug?:: gs
Want a kiss?:: I don't have a mouf.
Bored?:: Mmph mmmm m uuuuuuu.
Crazy?:: Thinking. Change. Stupidity.
Feel strong?:: Beating the shit out of Nick Allen.
Feel important?:: Looking at everyone else
Quit?:: Running out of continues.
[Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are]
Friends:: 10
Music:: 10
Love:: 10
Happiness:: 0
People:: 0
Silence:: Sideways 8
Animals:: 10
Education:: ???
Religion:: 10
Life:: 0
Medication:: 0
Food:: 10
Sleep:: 110%
Health:: 0
Wealth:: -0
Nature:: 10
Shopping:: 0
Fun:: 10
Comfort:: 0
Water:: 10
Sex:: Sex
Clothes:: No clothes.
Alcohol:: Rubbing (wet pussy) alcohol
Cigarettes:: No clothes.
Computer:: 10 \Phone:: Wet/dry:: wet pussy
[Section 15 - Have you ever]
Went skinny dipping?:: Gone fat dipping (that means I fucked a fat guy)
Done drugs?:: No, but I fucked a fat guy.
Drank alcohol?:: No, but I have a huge dick.
Played strip poker?:: No, but I'd like to.
Climbed a tree?:: I wore the drapes.
Fallen from a tree?:: I scraped me knee.
Bungee jumped?:: I huwt my finga.
Been to Disneyland/world?:: Yes. (Haha! I lied!)
Been stung by a bee?:: Yar.
Pierced yourself?:: I pierced my other self.
Sky dived?:: No, but I've played strip poker.
Rolled your tongue?:: I can roll my huge dick.
Made a clover with it?:: Oh yeah.
Skiied?:: On the water.
Run into a wall?:: You know it.
Been on an airplane?:: I don't believe so.
On a train?:: Life is good.
Fainted?:: That's a made-up word, Jim.
Thrown up on purpose?:: No. Alcohol fixes what the doctors can't.
Eaten an insect?:: Not my fault.
[Section 16 - Misc.]
What color are your socks today?:: Yellow. I went potty on them.
Is that your monkey over there sneezing?:: Racist!
Do you own a spotted umbrella?:: I own a spotted nigger.
Do you like sporks?:: Yes, football.
What about chopsticks?:: Yes, hl
How many fingers do you have?:: Counting my penis, one.
Do you have any stiches?:: I give stiches; not get.
If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?:: A rock in a stream. Far away from the reach of people.
Is your mushroom broken?:: I'm afraid so.
Do you abuse/starve your sims?:: At first I thought it said anus. It doesn't; it says sims.
How many candles do you own?:: Counting my huge dick, all of them.
Do you wear scarves?:: If someone else puts them on me.
Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?:: I'd probably be sent to tell you I killed him.
Are the bunnies pink?:: Their wet pussies are.
What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green Green
What do you think about make-up?:: It's ridiculous.
Random word that starts with Q:: Qu's Marsh
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:: The past.
Do you like to be naked?:: There's nothing like it. I wish I could get the police to understand that.
My life has never been a bed a roses:: It would be really weird if has.
Munchy munchy have a taco for:: rill.
Yes that comes in:: my mouf.
I got:: here late.
Baby, life is like a ride on a:: mirrored track.
What is life?:: A chance to wonder what life is.
Age:: Fitteen
Gender:: Mell
Height:: Phi sump'n
Weight:: $
Ring size:: About ten inches.
Pants size:: Most pants are too small in the penis area.
Shirt size:: Small
Shoe size:: 13-14
Piercings:: Martinings
Tattoos:: Mattoons
Hair color:: Dark One Lite
Hair length:: Let's just say if I was one of those guys, I wouldn't need to cut my hair.
Eye color:: White
Zodiac sign:: Librarian
Chinese zodiac sign:: Oxford
Body type/size:: Large/obese
Birthday:: October Sky
Birthplace:: Shelbyville, IN
Place now:: Bloomingdale, IN
Race/ethnicity:: Caucasian - German/Irish/Fetish
School and grade/year:: Native Americana University, sophomonehreome
Natural hair color:: Charlie Brown
GPA:: 3.14
Blood type:: Homomo, I forget
Hobbies:: Sleeping, music, Internet, movies, drinking, smoking, partying, chilling, let's make sure internet is capitalized
I.Q.:: I.Qu.
Do you excercise:: If walking around campus counts, then yes. If not, yes.
Are you healthy:: Sometimes...he touches me in my pants.
Fun?:: ions
Serious?:: No, it's a fake knife.
Sarcastic?:: more plastic
Funny?:: People laugh at me, but I would like a normal banana later, so yeah.
Cute?:: ip
Pretty?:: Much
Good-looking?:: Relativity
Beautiful?:: I wouldn't say so. No, but a few do
Optimistic?:: Lions
Smart?:: yar
Opinionated?:: Yes. We should s
Outgoing?:: .
Shy?:: With people I don't know how to kill.
Unique?:: Am I unique?
Sweet?:: Salty
Hyper?:: Haha, no
Talkative?:: I don't like it when people talk about nothing.
Creative?:: These bites were made for poppin.
Imaginative?:: myHummp
Gloomy?:: gloomy
Happy?:: sometimes
Depressed?:: Occasionally
Silly?:: Don't be stupid.
Loud?:: Do I look like a dumb bitch to you?
Quiet?:: Yeah
Dependant?:: defendant
Loyal?:: to the king
Truthful?:: to my god too
Clever?:: ceven
Confident?:: this movie is stupid
Annoying?:: i wish i was watching something else
Artistic?:: sidekick
Musical?:: Heavens no, Hell yeah
Poetic?:: more than you can guess
Charming?:: Not around redheads
Wise?:: always
Special?:: K
Magical?:: testicles of a newt
Sensitive?:: Yes
Lustful?:: Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I am very shiny.
Sexy?:: Beating my kids.
Horny?:: Um? Mom...
Loving?:: Yessss
Lazy?:: Haha yes
Stylish?:: I am me. I think.
Normal?:: not at all
Goofy?:: Yep
Brave?:: I don't know. Put 'em up! Put 'em uuup!
[Section 2 - This or that about you]
Righty/lefty/either:: I use my left hand when the right gets tired.
Glasses/contacts/none:: My glasses were behind the toilet the last time I was them. Contact.
Punk/goth/prep/thug/??:: All and none of the above.
Innie/outie:: It depends on if I'm having sex with a guy or a girl.
Tan/pale/average/??:: Gone where, outer space?
Freckles/none/huge dick:: none
[Section 3 - Family]
Mom's name:: Linda
Dad's name:: David
Siblings/their names/their ages:: Blair-1791
Dead family members:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Do you live with your siblings?:: Chris
Parents married/divorced/neither?:: that's morbid
Parents together/separated/dating/none?:: Dating
Do you have any stepparents?:: my medication
Ex-stepparents?:: my mom
Do you have any children of your own?:: i have other people's children
If so, what are their names and ages?:: i'll never tell
If not, do you want any?:: Never/Again
[Section 4 - Favorites]
Color:: Pink
Food:: Mac & cheese or beating my kids
Drink:: Diet Sprite
Candy:: Mr. Goodbar bites... mmmitch.
Flavor:: pizza
Movie:: You've Got Nothing
Band:: Bad Religion, The Offspring, Millencolin, Lagwagon, Fall Out Boy, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Full House
Game:: Final Fantasy IX, Legend of Zelda, Tom Spalding
Element:: Elephant
Music type:: Indie Anna Jones
Actor:: Vince Price
Actress:: Eliza Dushkukuku
Month:: Weekend
Season:: Spring
Holiday:: Summer
Shampoo/conditioner:: John Travolta's Black Brunette
Song:: Movie
Number Number Number:: One One One
Phrase:: "Fuck shoes/me, holla"
Letter:Word::Crazy:Dead
Magazine:: Electromagnetic Gothic Morbid
Restaurant:: Taco Bell
Sport:: Punching Kaitlyn in the face
Animal:: Puppy
Language:: I wish I spoke Italian.
Girl's name:: Blair
Boy's name:: I believe it's Haydn
Flower:: Wiggler
Country:: Gulf of Mexico
Weather:: Sunny, slight breeze, 98 degrees
Person:: Blair Kteve. Juuuuuust fuck around.
[Section 5 - Nothing]
Sexual orientation:: Aaron Blain
Are you a virgin?:: Sometimes. Not in the winter.
Do you like to have nothing?:: That's all a good Christian soldier like myself needs.
Do you like to have oral communication?:: Dido
Do you like to have anal nothing?:: No, but I do enjoy anal sex.
Do you like to give more or get more?:: I get more than I take.
Do you usually give more or get more?:: In terms of calories, yes.
Does size matter?:: Well, I don't want to come between you.
Do you like to kiss?:: It's fine.
French kiss?:: Never done it.
Make out?:: French kiss
Favorite position:: James LaChance
Are you more dominant?:: I suppose
Or more submissive?:: I suppose (i did not even see this one coming)
Do you look at porn?:: Who has time (for anything else)?
Do you masturbate?:: Absolutely not.
[Section 6 - Fiends]
Would you consider yourself a good friend?: It depends which me you want.
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:: One good fuck and a few supporters.
Who is your best friend?:: Michael, Mom
Do you have a lot of friends?:: Too many to count in one round
How many good friends would you say you have?:: 20 or so
Are you a good friend?:: I hate my life
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:: They've told me to get out of their closet.
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:: Ani has, but she's a stupid bitch.
Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?:: Christian
Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?:: Not all of them
Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?:: Haha, yeah.
Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?:: It happens a lot.
Do you ever get tired of your friends?:: I have scars.
Do you like to make new friends?:: Yar
Do you talk a lot?:: I can if someone has red hair.
Are you nervous when you talk to people?:: A little, if I don't know them very well
Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?:: Ani. But it's only so I can turn around and hurt her feelings later on.
Do you ever lie about who your friends are?:: I sometimes lie about being friends with The Sand Lot.
Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?:: As if I don't look too good the way it is.
[Section 7 - Love]
Do you believe in love?:: I believe in fantasy...
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Final Fantasy
What is love?:: IX
Have you ever been in love?:: If by love, you mean quicksand.
Are you now?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Have you ever told someone you loved them?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Are you married/divorced/neither?:: I'm married to my work.
Are you with someone/single/dating/none?:: I'm with Josh Lee. I believe I'm single, but I sometimes wonder if there is someone else in here. I use my datebook a lot. Some.
Do you believe in soulmates?:: Soul Caliber
Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?:: I already have. She's black.
Different ethnicity?:: Absolutely not.
Same gender?:: That would be simply hilarious.
Different political views?:: I wouldn't mind an arguement every now and then.
Do you love certain material possesions?:: Yes, the ones with emotional value city
Certain hobbies?:: I really like kicking and throwing things and playing golf in the house at my parents' area, breaking shit and watching my mom clean it up.
Your friends?:: Not really.
Your family?:: Oreo.
Yourself?:: At times.
Do you have a crush?:: A one.
Do you date people just because of how they look?:: I don't date people for anything.
Do you care how people look?:: I don't like it when people look at me. Unless I'm yelling at someone. Then it's fine.
Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?:: If they were hot
Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?:: If I wanted to get them in my basement.
Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?:: I love that kind.
Would you date someone for their money?: Yeah.
Would you use someone?:: I think that's illegal
Have you used someone?:: I plead the fifth.
Have you dated someone just for their money?:: Yeah. My dad.
Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-looking: I believe it's pronounced "wasn't."
Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?:: Yeah. That's the last time I ever date my asshole.
Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?:: I'm getting tired of these questions.
Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?:: Moby what?!
Have you?:: What? Have I what?
Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?:: Maybe to be funny. I think I would like an internet GF. Haha. You know.
Have you?:: I'm not gay.
[Section 8 - Politics and such]
Are you a democrat?:: No.
Or a republican?:: No.
Or independent?:: No.
How do you feel about abortion?:: Pro-choice
Gay marriage?:: Pro
Smoking?:: Pro
Marijuana?:: Pro
Drugs?:: Depends
Illegal immigrants?:: No
Premarital sex?:: Yeah.
Porn?:: No
Alcohol?:: Pro
Racism?:: No
Whores/prostitution?:: No
Cloning?:: No
Suicide?:: Yes
Death penalty?:: Yes
Religion in government?:: No
Our president?:: Hell no
Downloading music?:: Yes
Burning CDs?:: Burning toast.
Animal testing?:: No
School uniforms?:: Sure
One nation, under God?:: No.
[Section 9 - Religious beliefs]
What religion do you practice?:: Nature.
Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?:: I've never really been involved in anything.
Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?:: Scary.
What religion are your parents?:: Testiclehead.
Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?:: My mom seems to think, because I'm her son, I'm her.
Do they know what religion you practice?:: My mom realizes I'm not a Christian every once in a while, and gets upset about it, and then goes on pretending I am again.
Are you open about your beliefs?:: Yes
Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?:: I fucking hate that.
Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?:: These questions are bringing up bad memories.
One God?:: What?
Does God(s) have a gender?:: Does Gods know where is at?
Male/female/neither?:: Who the fuck cares?
No God?:: No God?! No food! I'm fucking hungry!
Heaven/Hell?:: Heaven
Jesus?:: Maybe
Angels/demons?:: Angels
Spirits?:: These questions are just silly.
Ghosts?:: No.
Miracles?:: Maybe.
Aliens?:: Yeah.
Love?:: No
Fate?:: Lot.
Horoscopes?:: Start Here
Astrology?:: Asstrology
Luck?:: I can't be funny all the time.
Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?:: Humans are animals.
Night and day differ for a religious reason?:: Haha. Yeah. It's because God likes it when his toothbrush glows in the dark.
Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?:: If they are of a fat ethnicity.
Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?:: Maybe. No.
Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?::
Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?:: Other
Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?:: Did Russell write these up? I'm on to you, Mr. Russell.
Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?:: I believe everyone is right. The problem is that there are too many idiots.
Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?:: I doubt your religious beliefs, Russell.
Do you believe in yourself?:: Depends.
Are you open to other religions?:: Not really.
Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?:: Somewhat.
Do you think everyone should practice your religion?:: They should think for themselves.
Are you interested in learning about other religions?:: Yar.
[Section 10 - Animals]
Do you have any pets?:: Yes
If so what are they? If not, do you want any?:: A dog, Oreo. A bitch, Ashley Megan. And one cunt, Daddy.
What kind of pet would you like to have?:: A homosexual.
What is your favorite color on animals?:: White. Blond hair, blue eyes.
Do you believe people should keep pets?:: As to eating them?
Do you enjoy animals?:: I enjoy eating them.
Do you like taking care of animals?:: Dolphins (when they get caught in those silly nets).
Do you animals keep you company?:: Maybe. Do you?
Do you kill animals?:: I touch animals in their pants.
Do you hunt?:: No.
Do you hate animals?:: Yes!
Do you like small/big/all/no animals?:: I like small animals a lot more than I am going to fuck her.
Do you think animals are treated poorly?: She kicked my dog.
Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?:: I wish I could change the way people act towards pirates.
[Section 11 - This or that]
Big/small:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Cat/dog:: Catdog
Black/white:: White
Coffee/tea:: Coffee
Pepsi/coke:: Coke (Dell)
Soda/other:: Other Soda
Wine/beer:: Pills
Pope/none:: Pulp
Scary/comedy:: They both make me laugh and kill people.
Books/magazines:: Books
Noise/silence:: The noise of my tommy gun; the silence of a thousand dead horses.
Winter/summer:: Summer
Autumn/spring:: Autumn
Summer/spring:: Spring
Winter/autumn:: Autumn
Night/day:: Day
Hugs/kisses:: Hugs
Life/death:: Life
TV/movie:: Movie
TV/book:: Book
Fruits/vegetables:: Vegetables
Meat/vegetables:: Vegetables
Cigarettes/alcohol:: They go together
Cold/hot:: Cold
Normal/different:: Different
Male/female:: That's stupid
School/none:: School
Red/blue:: Red-blue
Smart/fun:: Fart/smun
Love/hate:: Love
Salt/sugar:: Salt
Chocolate/vanilla:: Chocolate
Evil/good:: Good
Clean/dirty:: Clean
Angel/demon:: Angel
Sunrise/sunset:: Sunrise
Punk/goth:: Punk
Punk/prep:: Punk
Goth/prep:: Prep
Truth/lies:: Truthiness
Citrus/tasteless:: Tasteless
Cake/cookies:: Cookies
Sun/moon:: Moon
Rain/snow:: Rain
Piercings/none:: long hair
Short/long hair:: piercings
Brand name/couldn't care less::
Pool/ocean:: Pool
Penis/pencil::
Sports/wet pussy:: Sports
Wet/dry:: Wet pussy
Math/shower:: Math
Microsoft Worksorks/glowsticks:: Fireworks
Lick/bite:: I like to bite big pussies and lick sangwiches.
Naked/clothed:: concrete/union workers
Intercourse/phone:: phone
[Section 12 - Education]
Do you go to school?:: Dogs pee on brick walls?
Have you gone to school?:: HH
What's your level of education?:: Very Easy, Five Stock
Do you like school?:: I like wet pussy
Learning?:: to love again
Have you ever been homeschooled?:: It felt like home.
Would you rather be homeschooled or homesextial?:: Haha
Would you rather go to public or private school?:: It would be neat to go to a school for the blind.
Have you ever skipped school?:: I've left class by popular demand.
Faked sickness to get out of school?:: I was afraid of Mrs. Jackson.
Been suspended from the beam?:: Seventeen
Expelled?:: Gas
In detention?:: Only slightly
What's your favorite subject?:: Exploring
Least favorite?:: Rules
Your schedule, block/periods/neither?:: K
What are your grades generally like?:: Beeeeee good.
Do you have many classes with your friends?:: I have friends in my head.
What classes do you want to take?:: Racially Segregated
[Section 13 - What makes you]
Happy?:: Time, Dancing, Acting
Sad?:: The Future
Laugh?:: Me, fat people with retarded looks on they face
Dance?:: Huge dicks
Sing?:: Boko Baba
Horny?:: WWE Wrestling, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage
Scared?:: Death, People, The Future
Look good?:: have a huge dick
Feel good?:: Being asleep
Feel bad?:: Not being asleep
Cry?:: Watching Vanilla Sky when I'm drunk.
Jealous?:: Fiction
Envious?:: Dead people
Scream?:: Almost running into some chick at Warped.
Angry?:: My mom, people leaving, people leaving all the time
Smile?:: V
Flush?:: Going potty or BM.
Sleepy?:: Working out
Excited?:: The future
Nervous?:: People I don't know.
Hungry?:: People I am about to kill.
Thirsty?:: Hot pussies
Feel lonely?:: Knowing I'm alone. Period.
Sick?:: Not sleeping
Mean?:: Lack of sleep + people + stupid people
Want a hug?:: gs
Want a kiss?:: I don't have a mouf.
Bored?:: Mmph mmmm m uuuuuuu.
Crazy?:: Thinking. Change. Stupidity.
Feel strong?:: Beating the shit out of Nick Allen.
Feel important?:: Looking at everyone else
Quit?:: Running out of continues.
[Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are]
Friends:: 10
Music:: 10
Love:: 10
Happiness:: 0
People:: 0
Silence:: Sideways 8
Animals:: 10
Education:: ???
Religion:: 10
Life:: 0
Medication:: 0
Food:: 10
Sleep:: 110%
Health:: 0
Wealth:: -0
Nature:: 10
Shopping:: 0
Fun:: 10
Comfort:: 0
Water:: 10
Sex:: Sex
Clothes:: No clothes.
Alcohol:: Rubbing (wet pussy) alcohol
Cigarettes:: No clothes.
Computer:: 10 \Phone:: Wet/dry:: wet pussy
[Section 15 - Have you ever]
Went skinny dipping?:: Gone fat dipping (that means I fucked a fat guy)
Done drugs?:: No, but I fucked a fat guy.
Drank alcohol?:: No, but I have a huge dick.
Played strip poker?:: No, but I'd like to.
Climbed a tree?:: I wore the drapes.
Fallen from a tree?:: I scraped me knee.
Bungee jumped?:: I huwt my finga.
Been to Disneyland/world?:: Yes. (Haha! I lied!)
Been stung by a bee?:: Yar.
Pierced yourself?:: I pierced my other self.
Sky dived?:: No, but I've played strip poker.
Rolled your tongue?:: I can roll my huge dick.
Made a clover with it?:: Oh yeah.
Skiied?:: On the water.
Run into a wall?:: You know it.
Been on an airplane?:: I don't believe so.
On a train?:: Life is good.
Fainted?:: That's a made-up word, Jim.
Thrown up on purpose?:: No. Alcohol fixes what the doctors can't.
Eaten an insect?:: Not my fault.
[Section 16 - Misc.]
What color are your socks today?:: Yellow. I went potty on them.
Is that your monkey over there sneezing?:: Racist!
Do you own a spotted umbrella?:: I own a spotted nigger.
Do you like sporks?:: Yes, football.
What about chopsticks?:: Yes, hl
How many fingers do you have?:: Counting my penis, one.
Do you have any stiches?:: I give stiches; not get.
If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?:: A rock in a stream. Far away from the reach of people.
Is your mushroom broken?:: I'm afraid so.
Do you abuse/starve your sims?:: At first I thought it said anus. It doesn't; it says sims.
How many candles do you own?:: Counting my huge dick, all of them.
Do you wear scarves?:: If someone else puts them on me.
Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?:: I'd probably be sent to tell you I killed him.
Are the bunnies pink?:: Their wet pussies are.
What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green Green
What do you think about make-up?:: It's ridiculous.
Random word that starts with Q:: Qu's Marsh
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:: The past.
Do you like to be naked?:: There's nothing like it. I wish I could get the police to understand that.
My life has never been a bed a roses:: It would be really weird if has.
Munchy munchy have a taco for:: rill.
Yes that comes in:: my mouf.
I got:: here late.
Baby, life is like a ride on a:: mirrored track.
What is life?:: A chance to wonder what life is.
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Back at Schoolio
This one's for Nick.
I'm back at school.
I wish Nick would kick my dog, so I could, well, you know.
Love always,
Nick Alien
I'm back at school.
I wish Nick would kick my dog, so I could, well, you know.
Love always,
Nick Alien
Sunday, December 18, 2005
Finding Emo
The title comes from a good convo I had with my good friend last night. I'm gonna put it in my other blog when I'm done with this.
I'm home for Christmas. My mom says she wants to take back some of the gifts she got me, because she found out I don't believe in God. This had got to be at least the eighth time she's found out. I don't know why she has to be such an idiot.
I went Christmas shopping with Stephanie and Emily the other night. I saw a lot of people there.
I left my retainer at school. I hope I'll be alright.
I get to start taking creatine again today. I'm excited about that.
Fuck SNL. It isn't funny anymore. I don't watch it anymore unless there is going to be someone good hosting. It would be a lot better if it was just that person. Cane Cook and Jack Black are much funnier than they look on goddamn SNL. There are only a few castmembers who are funny. The rest just suck. Most of the skits they do are just fucking stupid and need to be rid of. If we kill everyone who sucks on the show, and replace them with dancing Nintendo controllers, we'd be in good shape. I'm just saying.
I went to a swim meet yesterday. It was really early in the morning, and I didn't want to get up early, so I just didn't go to bed. There is a really sexy girls swim team this year. I'd have to say Nathan is the sexiest of them all. It was a good meet with lots of laughs and sluts.
Brandon sat here with Stefan once before.
After the stuff happened, we looked at the constructions of the high school.
The library.
Stefan and Nick Allen.
The hallway and student center.
Library. The computers used to be along that wall.
Here is the little room where the Mexicans used computers.
Student Center
Monkey Bars
Wall
Hole on east side of student center.
Well, that's all I really care to talk about. Except for telling Rob to give Aaron Cherry the benefit of the fist in the jaw when he was simply considering to give him the benefit of the doubt when he decided to be sick all week.
I'm home for Christmas. My mom says she wants to take back some of the gifts she got me, because she found out I don't believe in God. This had got to be at least the eighth time she's found out. I don't know why she has to be such an idiot.
I went Christmas shopping with Stephanie and Emily the other night. I saw a lot of people there.
I left my retainer at school. I hope I'll be alright.
I get to start taking creatine again today. I'm excited about that.
Fuck SNL. It isn't funny anymore. I don't watch it anymore unless there is going to be someone good hosting. It would be a lot better if it was just that person. Cane Cook and Jack Black are much funnier than they look on goddamn SNL. There are only a few castmembers who are funny. The rest just suck. Most of the skits they do are just fucking stupid and need to be rid of. If we kill everyone who sucks on the show, and replace them with dancing Nintendo controllers, we'd be in good shape. I'm just saying.
I went to a swim meet yesterday. It was really early in the morning, and I didn't want to get up early, so I just didn't go to bed. There is a really sexy girls swim team this year. I'd have to say Nathan is the sexiest of them all. It was a good meet with lots of laughs and sluts.
Brandon sat here with Stefan once before.
After the stuff happened, we looked at the constructions of the high school.
The library.
Stefan and Nick Allen.
The hallway and student center.
Library. The computers used to be along that wall.
Here is the little room where the Mexicans used computers.
Student Center
Monkey Bars
Wall
Hole on east side of student center.
Well, that's all I really care to talk about. Except for telling Rob to give Aaron Cherry the benefit of the fist in the jaw when he was simply considering to give him the benefit of the doubt when he decided to be sick all week.
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Penetration at its Best
My last real post was on the fifteenth, so I'm gonna try to remember all the highlights since then.
2/16
Had a short swim practice.
Some people were taking pictures. I think Sam Booth and Eric Byrer got the best ones. ;)
We went to Rob's house for food and stuff, and we showed Rob the pictures, and then Cody Miller showed my mom and Tyty's mom one of them. I think it scared both of them. We then watched Old School and I beat the shit out of Chris Wooten, and then we all went home.
I talked to Clinton on the internet for just a little while. We sent each other lots of smileys.
That's about all I can remember.
2/17
Some people did their society project in English. They lived in a bubble, in the ocean. They had a picture of it. They rode elevators down to the bubble from an island. I guess the island was just a big piece of land floating around on the water, and it really pissed me off.
Swimming sectional.
I beat Cherry, right?
Yeah.
He didn't do shit.
That's right.
2/18
My groups day to go in English.
I had trouble getting the printer to print my musical talents for the project.
I had to write some lyrics at lunch.
I put on my Johnny Depp Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas shirt in front of everybody in the hallway.
We did our thing.
I read my lyrics, and it didn't even matter that I had all that music, because we didn't even use it and Miss Couden didn't even see it.
We showed our video to the rest of the class. I was somewhat fearful that Miss Couden would try to kill me after seeing me naked in the video, but she just laughed along with the rest of the class.
Swim practice.
I walked over to Beavis Alert's house at approximately 5:30 P.M. We drove around for a bit. I told him many great stories. He called Amber Alert, and then we drove thru the water and got her.
We all went to Goodwill, where we saw Eric Byrer, shopping with his mother, Susan.
We looked and looked for something for me to wear to formal. Nothing seemed to fit me.
We finally found this little black skirt and this stretchy pink shirt. We got a nice purse, and we were on our way.
Beavis Alert took me home.
I drove on over to the high school.
Senior night.
I saw my Clinton, and I gave him a hug.
I saw some Lees (one of them took notice to my shirt after some time) and a Hudson and a Kuhn and a Newkirk and a Pierce and a Barlow and an Orem (he recognized the Fear and Loathing scene on my shirt right away) and I ate four hotdogs, and then we had our cross country recognition, and then I got some ice cream.
Blaire Hartman, Andrew Newkirk, Joh Lee, Josh lee (Jon comes before Josh aphabetically), Sean Hudson, Jarod Grimme, Adam Barlow, Lindsay Conner, Justin Kuhn, and Pierce Martin all went to Applebee's, where we saw Pat Creel.
It was nice seeing Pat Creel.
I was very funny.
I told Adam Barlow many interesting stories about Lindsay Conner.
We all went home.
2/19
Got up at about nine.
Got on the internet for a while.
Shaved.
Went to the high school.
Got on the bus.
Went to Center Grove for sectional finals.
Went into the locker room.
Stefan found a pencil.
Stefan tried to get pencil stuck in ceiling.
Blair found stool.
Blair tried to get stool stuck in ceiling.
Stool didn't stick.
Stool came back down.
As did a nice portion of the ceiling.
Oops!
Blair picked up some big pieces of the ceiling.
We got out of there very quickly.
We swam.
We got 45 points, I think.
We lost.
Um.
I went home.
I got dressed up for formal.
I picked up Amber Alert.
Her mom, I think, got some pictures.
We went to see Beavis Alert at work.
We headed over to Lindsay Conner's house.
We passed Bryce New on Amos.
We got to Linday's just in time to see the end of Secret Window.
Johnny Depp.
Adam Barlow was there.
Megan Allen and Lori Nigh showed up.
We all went to get Erica Cole and Derica.
We all went to Logan's Roadhouse.
We saw Pat Creel there.
What are the odds of that?
We ate.
I told Adam Barlow a secret.
Megan left her cell phone on the table, so I took it.
I called a few people from Megan's phone.
I called Sally, pretending to be Adam, and he didn't like the message I left her, and he erased it.
We went to the thing.
Everyone thought I was beautiful.
People were getting pictures of me left and right.
We danced.
A bunch of guys were wanting to take me home with them.
We went to Denny's.
A guy gave me a dollar for wearing a skirt.
I got this Oreo thing.
We left.
I went home, I think.
Wait.
I played games with Adam Barlow as we were heading down 44.
And then I led the way for a little, and then I started driving crazy, and then this cop pulled up, and I drove away very slowly.
The cop just kinda sat there for a bit, and then he went on his way.
And then I went home.
I started to write a poem about it, I think.
I think I fell asleep around 5.
2/20
Got up at about noon.
Talked to Blaine Zimmerman on the internet.
He directed me towards Paris Hilton's contacts (not the kind you wear in your eyes).
I tried many of the numbers.
None seemed to work.
I think that's about it.
2/21
Got up.
Went to the computer.
Recognized, right away, the headline stating that my new hero, Hunter S. Thompson, had committed suicide.
I spent most of the day finding links to him and putting them in my blog.
I sat around.
Uh....
Hmmm.
I found out Dragonball GT is on Cartoon Network now.
I know I'm gonna have to start watching Dragonball GT.
It's been such a long time since I've seen any Dragonballs.
It really is the best show ever once you seen it seven times.
I watched Howard Stern.
Very funny.
I watched Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Very funnier.
The fucking President's thing.
The kid, the Even Stevens guy. Yeah, him.
I went to bed.
Had lots of trouble sleeping.
2/22, Today
I added five pages to my AP music theory guy.
I stopped trying on it, that's why I was able to get so much done.
All through AP bio, I wanted to use penetration for an answer to a question Mr. Lux would ask.
About halfway through the class, Mr. lux asked a question. He said the word begins with a P and ends with an N, and I'm sure you could imagine the joy I had right then.
I gave my answer. It was the wrong answer.
Mr. Lux was really pissed off.
The correct answer was pollen.
I got my thing with my English project grade, and it was alright.
Oh, yeah, I also got a vocab guy back.
16. The fervor of the impact caused the fetus's fead to tear thru his mother's abdomen.
17. The exulting clown received a gift of charred diarrhea from his brother's spaceship to the moon.
18. Mr. Lux glowered at Mark Twain after the b's came and ate a bunch of human embryos.
19. The Chris mutinously kicked the senator in the head, causing him to get a big hug--I didn't stop laughing.
20. The Jesus malevolently ran into the bank and shot three of the hostages, and then he returned home to count the number of undesireable that's in his college essay.
And, oh, I got this marriage plan thing back.
I will marry a Christmas tree. I would want to have all family members in attendance, dead or alive. It would be in a large castle on a cliff, overlooking the Gulf of Jesus. We will join forces and defeat the evil empire. Everyone gets rice crackers and Mountain Dew. Admission will be $35 for adults, $15 for children, and 75 cents (WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CENT SIGN!) for the deceased. Instead of throwing rice at the end part, people will throw exotic animals. At the very end, the tree and I will jump off the cliff and die in each others arms on the rocky beach below, but before we hit the ground, Megan will reach down and grab us and throw up into the sky, where we will live in a city in the clouds happily ever after.
Good.
I'm glad it's done.
I ran today.
Not very long.
But I did run.
This has got to be the longest blog post ever.
2/16
Had a short swim practice.
Some people were taking pictures. I think Sam Booth and Eric Byrer got the best ones. ;)
We went to Rob's house for food and stuff, and we showed Rob the pictures, and then Cody Miller showed my mom and Tyty's mom one of them. I think it scared both of them. We then watched Old School and I beat the shit out of Chris Wooten, and then we all went home.
I talked to Clinton on the internet for just a little while. We sent each other lots of smileys.
That's about all I can remember.
2/17
Some people did their society project in English. They lived in a bubble, in the ocean. They had a picture of it. They rode elevators down to the bubble from an island. I guess the island was just a big piece of land floating around on the water, and it really pissed me off.
Swimming sectional.
I beat Cherry, right?
Yeah.
He didn't do shit.
That's right.
2/18
My groups day to go in English.
I had trouble getting the printer to print my musical talents for the project.
I had to write some lyrics at lunch.
I put on my Johnny Depp Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas shirt in front of everybody in the hallway.
We did our thing.
I read my lyrics, and it didn't even matter that I had all that music, because we didn't even use it and Miss Couden didn't even see it.
We showed our video to the rest of the class. I was somewhat fearful that Miss Couden would try to kill me after seeing me naked in the video, but she just laughed along with the rest of the class.
Swim practice.
I walked over to Beavis Alert's house at approximately 5:30 P.M. We drove around for a bit. I told him many great stories. He called Amber Alert, and then we drove thru the water and got her.
We all went to Goodwill, where we saw Eric Byrer, shopping with his mother, Susan.
We looked and looked for something for me to wear to formal. Nothing seemed to fit me.
We finally found this little black skirt and this stretchy pink shirt. We got a nice purse, and we were on our way.
Beavis Alert took me home.
I drove on over to the high school.
Senior night.
I saw my Clinton, and I gave him a hug.
I saw some Lees (one of them took notice to my shirt after some time) and a Hudson and a Kuhn and a Newkirk and a Pierce and a Barlow and an Orem (he recognized the Fear and Loathing scene on my shirt right away) and I ate four hotdogs, and then we had our cross country recognition, and then I got some ice cream.
Blaire Hartman, Andrew Newkirk, Joh Lee, Josh lee (Jon comes before Josh aphabetically), Sean Hudson, Jarod Grimme, Adam Barlow, Lindsay Conner, Justin Kuhn, and Pierce Martin all went to Applebee's, where we saw Pat Creel.
It was nice seeing Pat Creel.
I was very funny.
I told Adam Barlow many interesting stories about Lindsay Conner.
We all went home.
2/19
Got up at about nine.
Got on the internet for a while.
Shaved.
Went to the high school.
Got on the bus.
Went to Center Grove for sectional finals.
Went into the locker room.
Stefan found a pencil.
Stefan tried to get pencil stuck in ceiling.
Blair found stool.
Blair tried to get stool stuck in ceiling.
Stool didn't stick.
Stool came back down.
As did a nice portion of the ceiling.
Oops!
Blair picked up some big pieces of the ceiling.
We got out of there very quickly.
We swam.
We got 45 points, I think.
We lost.
Um.
I went home.
I got dressed up for formal.
I picked up Amber Alert.
Her mom, I think, got some pictures.
We went to see Beavis Alert at work.
We headed over to Lindsay Conner's house.
We passed Bryce New on Amos.
We got to Linday's just in time to see the end of Secret Window.
Johnny Depp.
Adam Barlow was there.
Megan Allen and Lori Nigh showed up.
We all went to get Erica Cole and Derica.
We all went to Logan's Roadhouse.
We saw Pat Creel there.
What are the odds of that?
We ate.
I told Adam Barlow a secret.
Megan left her cell phone on the table, so I took it.
I called a few people from Megan's phone.
I called Sally, pretending to be Adam, and he didn't like the message I left her, and he erased it.
We went to the thing.
Everyone thought I was beautiful.
People were getting pictures of me left and right.
We danced.
A bunch of guys were wanting to take me home with them.
We went to Denny's.
A guy gave me a dollar for wearing a skirt.
I got this Oreo thing.
We left.
I went home, I think.
Wait.
I played games with Adam Barlow as we were heading down 44.
And then I led the way for a little, and then I started driving crazy, and then this cop pulled up, and I drove away very slowly.
The cop just kinda sat there for a bit, and then he went on his way.
And then I went home.
I started to write a poem about it, I think.
I think I fell asleep around 5.
2/20
Got up at about noon.
Talked to Blaine Zimmerman on the internet.
He directed me towards Paris Hilton's contacts (not the kind you wear in your eyes).
I tried many of the numbers.
None seemed to work.
I think that's about it.
2/21
Got up.
Went to the computer.
Recognized, right away, the headline stating that my new hero, Hunter S. Thompson, had committed suicide.
I spent most of the day finding links to him and putting them in my blog.
I sat around.
Uh....
Hmmm.
I found out Dragonball GT is on Cartoon Network now.
I know I'm gonna have to start watching Dragonball GT.
It's been such a long time since I've seen any Dragonballs.
It really is the best show ever once you seen it seven times.
I watched Howard Stern.
Very funny.
I watched Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Very funnier.
The fucking President's thing.
The kid, the Even Stevens guy. Yeah, him.
I went to bed.
Had lots of trouble sleeping.
2/22, Today
I added five pages to my AP music theory guy.
I stopped trying on it, that's why I was able to get so much done.
All through AP bio, I wanted to use penetration for an answer to a question Mr. Lux would ask.
About halfway through the class, Mr. lux asked a question. He said the word begins with a P and ends with an N, and I'm sure you could imagine the joy I had right then.
I gave my answer. It was the wrong answer.
Mr. Lux was really pissed off.
The correct answer was pollen.
I got my thing with my English project grade, and it was alright.
Oh, yeah, I also got a vocab guy back.
16. The fervor of the impact caused the fetus's fead to tear thru his mother's abdomen.
17. The exulting clown received a gift of charred diarrhea from his brother's spaceship to the moon.
18. Mr. Lux glowered at Mark Twain after the b's came and ate a bunch of human embryos.
19. The Chris mutinously kicked the senator in the head, causing him to get a big hug--I didn't stop laughing.
20. The Jesus malevolently ran into the bank and shot three of the hostages, and then he returned home to count the number of undesireable that's in his college essay.
And, oh, I got this marriage plan thing back.
I will marry a Christmas tree. I would want to have all family members in attendance, dead or alive. It would be in a large castle on a cliff, overlooking the Gulf of Jesus. We will join forces and defeat the evil empire. Everyone gets rice crackers and Mountain Dew. Admission will be $35 for adults, $15 for children, and 75 cents (WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CENT SIGN!) for the deceased. Instead of throwing rice at the end part, people will throw exotic animals. At the very end, the tree and I will jump off the cliff and die in each others arms on the rocky beach below, but before we hit the ground, Megan will reach down and grab us and throw up into the sky, where we will live in a city in the clouds happily ever after.
Good.
I'm glad it's done.
I ran today.
Not very long.
But I did run.
This has got to be the longest blog post ever.
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