This poster would be a lot better if it was a picture of a catholic priest.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Hahaaaa, this survey is strong boy. Thank you, goddammit.
Name:: Blere
Age:: Fitteen
Gender:: Mell
Height:: Phi sump'n
Weight:: $
Ring size:: About ten inches.
Pants size:: Most pants are too small in the penis area.
Shirt size:: Small
Shoe size:: 13-14
Piercings:: Martinings
Tattoos:: Mattoons
Hair color:: Dark One Lite
Hair length:: Let's just say if I was one of those guys, I wouldn't need to cut my hair.
Eye color:: White
Zodiac sign:: Librarian
Chinese zodiac sign:: Oxford
Body type/size:: Large/obese
Birthday:: October Sky
Birthplace:: Shelbyville, IN
Place now:: Bloomingdale, IN
Race/ethnicity:: Caucasian - German/Irish/Fetish
School and grade/year:: Native Americana University, sophomonehreome
Natural hair color:: Charlie Brown
GPA:: 3.14
Blood type:: Homomo, I forget
Hobbies:: Sleeping, music, Internet, movies, drinking, smoking, partying, chilling, let's make sure internet is capitalized
I.Q.:: I.Qu.
Do you excercise:: If walking around campus counts, then yes. If not, yes.
Are you healthy:: Sometimes...he touches me in my pants.
Fun?:: ions
Serious?:: No, it's a fake knife.
Sarcastic?:: more plastic
Funny?:: People laugh at me, but I would like a normal banana later, so yeah.
Cute?:: ip
Pretty?:: Much
Good-looking?:: Relativity
Beautiful?:: I wouldn't say so. No, but a few do
Optimistic?:: Lions
Smart?:: yar
Opinionated?:: Yes. We should s
Outgoing?:: .
Shy?:: With people I don't know how to kill.
Unique?:: Am I unique?
Sweet?:: Salty
Hyper?:: Haha, no
Talkative?:: I don't like it when people talk about nothing.
Creative?:: These bites were made for poppin.
Imaginative?:: myHummp
Gloomy?:: gloomy
Happy?:: sometimes
Depressed?:: Occasionally
Silly?:: Don't be stupid.
Loud?:: Do I look like a dumb bitch to you?
Quiet?:: Yeah
Dependant?:: defendant
Loyal?:: to the king
Truthful?:: to my god too
Clever?:: ceven
Confident?:: this movie is stupid
Annoying?:: i wish i was watching something else
Artistic?:: sidekick
Musical?:: Heavens no, Hell yeah
Poetic?:: more than you can guess
Charming?:: Not around redheads
Wise?:: always
Special?:: K
Magical?:: testicles of a newt
Sensitive?:: Yes
Lustful?:: Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I am very shiny.
Sexy?:: Beating my kids.
Horny?:: Um? Mom...
Loving?:: Yessss
Lazy?:: Haha yes
Stylish?:: I am me. I think.
Normal?:: not at all
Goofy?:: Yep
Brave?:: I don't know. Put 'em up! Put 'em uuup!
[Section 2 - This or that about you]
Righty/lefty/either:: I use my left hand when the right gets tired.
Glasses/contacts/none:: My glasses were behind the toilet the last time I was them. Contact.
Punk/goth/prep/thug/??:: All and none of the above.
Innie/outie:: It depends on if I'm having sex with a guy or a girl.
Tan/pale/average/??:: Gone where, outer space?
Freckles/none/huge dick:: none
[Section 3 - Family]
Mom's name:: Linda
Dad's name:: David
Siblings/their names/their ages:: Blair-1791
Dead family members:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Do you live with your siblings?:: Chris
Parents married/divorced/neither?:: that's morbid
Parents together/separated/dating/none?:: Dating
Do you have any stepparents?:: my medication
Ex-stepparents?:: my mom
Do you have any children of your own?:: i have other people's children
If so, what are their names and ages?:: i'll never tell
If not, do you want any?:: Never/Again
[Section 4 - Favorites]
Color:: Pink
Food:: Mac & cheese or beating my kids
Drink:: Diet Sprite
Candy:: Mr. Goodbar bites... mmmitch.
Flavor:: pizza
Movie:: You've Got Nothing
Band:: Bad Religion, The Offspring, Millencolin, Lagwagon, Fall Out Boy, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Full House
Game:: Final Fantasy IX, Legend of Zelda, Tom Spalding
Element:: Elephant
Music type:: Indie Anna Jones
Actor:: Vince Price
Actress:: Eliza Dushkukuku
Month:: Weekend
Season:: Spring
Holiday:: Summer
Shampoo/conditioner:: John Travolta's Black Brunette
Song:: Movie
Number Number Number:: One One One
Phrase:: "Fuck shoes/me, holla"
Letter:Word::Crazy:Dead
Magazine:: Electromagnetic Gothic Morbid
Restaurant:: Taco Bell
Sport:: Punching Kaitlyn in the face
Animal:: Puppy
Language:: I wish I spoke Italian.
Girl's name:: Blair
Boy's name:: I believe it's Haydn
Flower:: Wiggler
Country:: Gulf of Mexico
Weather:: Sunny, slight breeze, 98 degrees
Person:: Blair Kteve. Juuuuuust fuck around.
[Section 5 - Nothing]
Sexual orientation:: Aaron Blain
Are you a virgin?:: Sometimes. Not in the winter.
Do you like to have nothing?:: That's all a good Christian soldier like myself needs.
Do you like to have oral communication?:: Dido
Do you like to have anal nothing?:: No, but I do enjoy anal sex.
Do you like to give more or get more?:: I get more than I take.
Do you usually give more or get more?:: In terms of calories, yes.
Does size matter?:: Well, I don't want to come between you.
Do you like to kiss?:: It's fine.
French kiss?:: Never done it.
Make out?:: French kiss
Favorite position:: James LaChance
Are you more dominant?:: I suppose
Or more submissive?:: I suppose (i did not even see this one coming)
Do you look at porn?:: Who has time (for anything else)?
Do you masturbate?:: Absolutely not.
[Section 6 - Fiends]
Would you consider yourself a good friend?: It depends which me you want.
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:: One good fuck and a few supporters.
Who is your best friend?:: Michael, Mom
Do you have a lot of friends?:: Too many to count in one round
How many good friends would you say you have?:: 20 or so
Are you a good friend?:: I hate my life
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:: They've told me to get out of their closet.
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:: Ani has, but she's a stupid bitch.
Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?:: Christian
Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?:: Not all of them
Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?:: Haha, yeah.
Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?:: It happens a lot.
Do you ever get tired of your friends?:: I have scars.
Do you like to make new friends?:: Yar
Do you talk a lot?:: I can if someone has red hair.
Are you nervous when you talk to people?:: A little, if I don't know them very well
Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?:: Ani. But it's only so I can turn around and hurt her feelings later on.
Do you ever lie about who your friends are?:: I sometimes lie about being friends with The Sand Lot.
Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?:: As if I don't look too good the way it is.
[Section 7 - Love]
Do you believe in love?:: I believe in fantasy...
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Final Fantasy
What is love?:: IX
Have you ever been in love?:: If by love, you mean quicksand.
Are you now?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Have you ever told someone you loved them?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Are you married/divorced/neither?:: I'm married to my work.
Are you with someone/single/dating/none?:: I'm with Josh Lee. I believe I'm single, but I sometimes wonder if there is someone else in here. I use my datebook a lot. Some.
Do you believe in soulmates?:: Soul Caliber
Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?:: I already have. She's black.
Different ethnicity?:: Absolutely not.
Same gender?:: That would be simply hilarious.
Different political views?:: I wouldn't mind an arguement every now and then.
Do you love certain material possesions?:: Yes, the ones with emotional value city
Certain hobbies?:: I really like kicking and throwing things and playing golf in the house at my parents' area, breaking shit and watching my mom clean it up.
Your friends?:: Not really.
Your family?:: Oreo.
Yourself?:: At times.
Do you have a crush?:: A one.
Do you date people just because of how they look?:: I don't date people for anything.
Do you care how people look?:: I don't like it when people look at me. Unless I'm yelling at someone. Then it's fine.
Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?:: If they were hot
Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?:: If I wanted to get them in my basement.
Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?:: I love that kind.
Would you date someone for their money?: Yeah.
Would you use someone?:: I think that's illegal
Have you used someone?:: I plead the fifth.
Have you dated someone just for their money?:: Yeah. My dad.
Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-looking: I believe it's pronounced "wasn't."
Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?:: Yeah. That's the last time I ever date my asshole.
Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?:: I'm getting tired of these questions.
Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?:: Moby what?!
Have you?:: What? Have I what?
Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?:: Maybe to be funny. I think I would like an internet GF. Haha. You know.
Have you?:: I'm not gay.
[Section 8 - Politics and such]
Are you a democrat?:: No.
Or a republican?:: No.
Or independent?:: No.
How do you feel about abortion?:: Pro-choice
Gay marriage?:: Pro
Smoking?:: Pro
Marijuana?:: Pro
Drugs?:: Depends
Illegal immigrants?:: No
Premarital sex?:: Yeah.
Porn?:: No
Alcohol?:: Pro
Racism?:: No
Whores/prostitution?:: No
Cloning?:: No
Suicide?:: Yes
Death penalty?:: Yes
Religion in government?:: No
Our president?:: Hell no
Downloading music?:: Yes
Burning CDs?:: Burning toast.
Animal testing?:: No
School uniforms?:: Sure
One nation, under God?:: No.
[Section 9 - Religious beliefs]
What religion do you practice?:: Nature.
Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?:: I've never really been involved in anything.
Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?:: Scary.
What religion are your parents?:: Testiclehead.
Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?:: My mom seems to think, because I'm her son, I'm her.
Do they know what religion you practice?:: My mom realizes I'm not a Christian every once in a while, and gets upset about it, and then goes on pretending I am again.
Are you open about your beliefs?:: Yes
Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?:: I fucking hate that.
Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?:: These questions are bringing up bad memories.
One God?:: What?
Does God(s) have a gender?:: Does Gods know where is at?
Male/female/neither?:: Who the fuck cares?
No God?:: No God?! No food! I'm fucking hungry!
Heaven/Hell?:: Heaven
Jesus?:: Maybe
Angels/demons?:: Angels
Spirits?:: These questions are just silly.
Ghosts?:: No.
Miracles?:: Maybe.
Aliens?:: Yeah.
Love?:: No
Fate?:: Lot.
Horoscopes?:: Start Here
Astrology?:: Asstrology
Luck?:: I can't be funny all the time.
Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?:: Humans are animals.
Night and day differ for a religious reason?:: Haha. Yeah. It's because God likes it when his toothbrush glows in the dark.
Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?:: If they are of a fat ethnicity.
Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?:: Maybe. No.
Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?::
Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?:: Other
Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?:: Did Russell write these up? I'm on to you, Mr. Russell.
Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?:: I believe everyone is right. The problem is that there are too many idiots.
Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?:: I doubt your religious beliefs, Russell.
Do you believe in yourself?:: Depends.
Are you open to other religions?:: Not really.
Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?:: Somewhat.
Do you think everyone should practice your religion?:: They should think for themselves.
Are you interested in learning about other religions?:: Yar.
[Section 10 - Animals]
Do you have any pets?:: Yes
If so what are they? If not, do you want any?:: A dog, Oreo. A bitch, Ashley Megan. And one cunt, Daddy.
What kind of pet would you like to have?:: A homosexual.
What is your favorite color on animals?:: White. Blond hair, blue eyes.
Do you believe people should keep pets?:: As to eating them?
Do you enjoy animals?:: I enjoy eating them.
Do you like taking care of animals?:: Dolphins (when they get caught in those silly nets).
Do you animals keep you company?:: Maybe. Do you?
Do you kill animals?:: I touch animals in their pants.
Do you hunt?:: No.
Do you hate animals?:: Yes!
Do you like small/big/all/no animals?:: I like small animals a lot more than I am going to fuck her.
Do you think animals are treated poorly?: She kicked my dog.
Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?:: I wish I could change the way people act towards pirates.
[Section 11 - This or that]
Big/small:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Cat/dog:: Catdog
Black/white:: White
Coffee/tea:: Coffee
Pepsi/coke:: Coke (Dell)
Soda/other:: Other Soda
Wine/beer:: Pills
Pope/none:: Pulp
Scary/comedy:: They both make me laugh and kill people.
Books/magazines:: Books
Noise/silence:: The noise of my tommy gun; the silence of a thousand dead horses.
Winter/summer:: Summer
Autumn/spring:: Autumn
Summer/spring:: Spring
Winter/autumn:: Autumn
Night/day:: Day
Hugs/kisses:: Hugs
Life/death:: Life
TV/movie:: Movie
TV/book:: Book
Fruits/vegetables:: Vegetables
Meat/vegetables:: Vegetables
Cigarettes/alcohol:: They go together
Cold/hot:: Cold
Normal/different:: Different
Male/female:: That's stupid
School/none:: School
Red/blue:: Red-blue
Smart/fun:: Fart/smun
Love/hate:: Love
Salt/sugar:: Salt
Chocolate/vanilla:: Chocolate
Evil/good:: Good
Clean/dirty:: Clean
Angel/demon:: Angel
Sunrise/sunset:: Sunrise
Punk/goth:: Punk
Punk/prep:: Punk
Goth/prep:: Prep
Truth/lies:: Truthiness
Citrus/tasteless:: Tasteless
Cake/cookies:: Cookies
Sun/moon:: Moon
Rain/snow:: Rain
Piercings/none:: long hair
Short/long hair:: piercings
Brand name/couldn't care less::
Pool/ocean:: Pool
Penis/pencil::
Sports/wet pussy:: Sports
Wet/dry:: Wet pussy
Math/shower:: Math
Microsoft Worksorks/glowsticks:: Fireworks
Lick/bite:: I like to bite big pussies and lick sangwiches.
Naked/clothed:: concrete/union workers
Intercourse/phone:: phone
[Section 12 - Education]
Do you go to school?:: Dogs pee on brick walls?
Have you gone to school?:: HH
What's your level of education?:: Very Easy, Five Stock
Do you like school?:: I like wet pussy
Learning?:: to love again
Have you ever been homeschooled?:: It felt like home.
Would you rather be homeschooled or homesextial?:: Haha
Would you rather go to public or private school?:: It would be neat to go to a school for the blind.
Have you ever skipped school?:: I've left class by popular demand.
Faked sickness to get out of school?:: I was afraid of Mrs. Jackson.
Been suspended from the beam?:: Seventeen
Expelled?:: Gas
In detention?:: Only slightly
What's your favorite subject?:: Exploring
Least favorite?:: Rules
Your schedule, block/periods/neither?:: K
What are your grades generally like?:: Beeeeee good.
Do you have many classes with your friends?:: I have friends in my head.
What classes do you want to take?:: Racially Segregated
[Section 13 - What makes you]
Happy?:: Time, Dancing, Acting
Sad?:: The Future
Laugh?:: Me, fat people with retarded looks on they face
Dance?:: Huge dicks
Sing?:: Boko Baba
Horny?:: WWE Wrestling, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage
Scared?:: Death, People, The Future
Look good?:: have a huge dick
Feel good?:: Being asleep
Feel bad?:: Not being asleep
Cry?:: Watching Vanilla Sky when I'm drunk.
Jealous?:: Fiction
Envious?:: Dead people
Scream?:: Almost running into some chick at Warped.
Angry?:: My mom, people leaving, people leaving all the time
Smile?:: V
Flush?:: Going potty or BM.
Sleepy?:: Working out
Excited?:: The future
Nervous?:: People I don't know.
Hungry?:: People I am about to kill.
Thirsty?:: Hot pussies
Feel lonely?:: Knowing I'm alone. Period.
Sick?:: Not sleeping
Mean?:: Lack of sleep + people + stupid people
Want a hug?:: gs
Want a kiss?:: I don't have a mouf.
Bored?:: Mmph mmmm m uuuuuuu.
Crazy?:: Thinking. Change. Stupidity.
Feel strong?:: Beating the shit out of Nick Allen.
Feel important?:: Looking at everyone else
Quit?:: Running out of continues.
[Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are]
Friends:: 10
Music:: 10
Love:: 10
Happiness:: 0
People:: 0
Silence:: Sideways 8
Animals:: 10
Education:: ???
Religion:: 10
Life:: 0
Medication:: 0
Food:: 10
Sleep:: 110%
Health:: 0
Wealth:: -0
Nature:: 10
Shopping:: 0
Fun:: 10
Comfort:: 0
Water:: 10
Sex:: Sex
Clothes:: No clothes.
Alcohol:: Rubbing (wet pussy) alcohol
Cigarettes:: No clothes.
Computer:: 10 \Phone:: Wet/dry:: wet pussy
[Section 15 - Have you ever]
Went skinny dipping?:: Gone fat dipping (that means I fucked a fat guy)
Done drugs?:: No, but I fucked a fat guy.
Drank alcohol?:: No, but I have a huge dick.
Played strip poker?:: No, but I'd like to.
Climbed a tree?:: I wore the drapes.
Fallen from a tree?:: I scraped me knee.
Bungee jumped?:: I huwt my finga.
Been to Disneyland/world?:: Yes. (Haha! I lied!)
Been stung by a bee?:: Yar.
Pierced yourself?:: I pierced my other self.
Sky dived?:: No, but I've played strip poker.
Rolled your tongue?:: I can roll my huge dick.
Made a clover with it?:: Oh yeah.
Skiied?:: On the water.
Run into a wall?:: You know it.
Been on an airplane?:: I don't believe so.
On a train?:: Life is good.
Fainted?:: That's a made-up word, Jim.
Thrown up on purpose?:: No. Alcohol fixes what the doctors can't.
Eaten an insect?:: Not my fault.
[Section 16 - Misc.]
What color are your socks today?:: Yellow. I went potty on them.
Is that your monkey over there sneezing?:: Racist!
Do you own a spotted umbrella?:: I own a spotted nigger.
Do you like sporks?:: Yes, football.
What about chopsticks?:: Yes, hl
How many fingers do you have?:: Counting my penis, one.
Do you have any stiches?:: I give stiches; not get.
If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?:: A rock in a stream. Far away from the reach of people.
Is your mushroom broken?:: I'm afraid so.
Do you abuse/starve your sims?:: At first I thought it said anus. It doesn't; it says sims.
How many candles do you own?:: Counting my huge dick, all of them.
Do you wear scarves?:: If someone else puts them on me.
Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?:: I'd probably be sent to tell you I killed him.
Are the bunnies pink?:: Their wet pussies are.
What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green Green
What do you think about make-up?:: It's ridiculous.
Random word that starts with Q:: Qu's Marsh
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:: The past.
Do you like to be naked?:: There's nothing like it. I wish I could get the police to understand that.
My life has never been a bed a roses:: It would be really weird if has.
Munchy munchy have a taco for:: rill.
Yes that comes in:: my mouf.
I got:: here late.
Baby, life is like a ride on a:: mirrored track.
What is life?:: A chance to wonder what life is.
Age:: Fitteen
Gender:: Mell
Height:: Phi sump'n
Weight:: $
Ring size:: About ten inches.
Pants size:: Most pants are too small in the penis area.
Shirt size:: Small
Shoe size:: 13-14
Piercings:: Martinings
Tattoos:: Mattoons
Hair color:: Dark One Lite
Hair length:: Let's just say if I was one of those guys, I wouldn't need to cut my hair.
Eye color:: White
Zodiac sign:: Librarian
Chinese zodiac sign:: Oxford
Body type/size:: Large/obese
Birthday:: October Sky
Birthplace:: Shelbyville, IN
Place now:: Bloomingdale, IN
Race/ethnicity:: Caucasian - German/Irish/Fetish
School and grade/year:: Native Americana University, sophomonehreome
Natural hair color:: Charlie Brown
GPA:: 3.14
Blood type:: Homomo, I forget
Hobbies:: Sleeping, music, Internet, movies, drinking, smoking, partying, chilling, let's make sure internet is capitalized
I.Q.:: I.Qu.
Do you excercise:: If walking around campus counts, then yes. If not, yes.
Are you healthy:: Sometimes...he touches me in my pants.
Fun?:: ions
Serious?:: No, it's a fake knife.
Sarcastic?:: more plastic
Funny?:: People laugh at me, but I would like a normal banana later, so yeah.
Cute?:: ip
Pretty?:: Much
Good-looking?:: Relativity
Beautiful?:: I wouldn't say so. No, but a few do
Optimistic?:: Lions
Smart?:: yar
Opinionated?:: Yes. We should s
Outgoing?:: .
Shy?:: With people I don't know how to kill.
Unique?:: Am I unique?
Sweet?:: Salty
Hyper?:: Haha, no
Talkative?:: I don't like it when people talk about nothing.
Creative?:: These bites were made for poppin.
Imaginative?:: myHummp
Gloomy?:: gloomy
Happy?:: sometimes
Depressed?:: Occasionally
Silly?:: Don't be stupid.
Loud?:: Do I look like a dumb bitch to you?
Quiet?:: Yeah
Dependant?:: defendant
Loyal?:: to the king
Truthful?:: to my god too
Clever?:: ceven
Confident?:: this movie is stupid
Annoying?:: i wish i was watching something else
Artistic?:: sidekick
Musical?:: Heavens no, Hell yeah
Poetic?:: more than you can guess
Charming?:: Not around redheads
Wise?:: always
Special?:: K
Magical?:: testicles of a newt
Sensitive?:: Yes
Lustful?:: Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I am very shiny.
Sexy?:: Beating my kids.
Horny?:: Um? Mom...
Loving?:: Yessss
Lazy?:: Haha yes
Stylish?:: I am me. I think.
Normal?:: not at all
Goofy?:: Yep
Brave?:: I don't know. Put 'em up! Put 'em uuup!
[Section 2 - This or that about you]
Righty/lefty/either:: I use my left hand when the right gets tired.
Glasses/contacts/none:: My glasses were behind the toilet the last time I was them. Contact.
Punk/goth/prep/thug/??:: All and none of the above.
Innie/outie:: It depends on if I'm having sex with a guy or a girl.
Tan/pale/average/??:: Gone where, outer space?
Freckles/none/huge dick:: none
[Section 3 - Family]
Mom's name:: Linda
Dad's name:: David
Siblings/their names/their ages:: Blair-1791
Dead family members:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Do you live with your siblings?:: Chris
Parents married/divorced/neither?:: that's morbid
Parents together/separated/dating/none?:: Dating
Do you have any stepparents?:: my medication
Ex-stepparents?:: my mom
Do you have any children of your own?:: i have other people's children
If so, what are their names and ages?:: i'll never tell
If not, do you want any?:: Never/Again
[Section 4 - Favorites]
Color:: Pink
Food:: Mac & cheese or beating my kids
Drink:: Diet Sprite
Candy:: Mr. Goodbar bites... mmmitch.
Flavor:: pizza
Movie:: You've Got Nothing
Band:: Bad Religion, The Offspring, Millencolin, Lagwagon, Fall Out Boy, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Full House
Game:: Final Fantasy IX, Legend of Zelda, Tom Spalding
Element:: Elephant
Music type:: Indie Anna Jones
Actor:: Vince Price
Actress:: Eliza Dushkukuku
Month:: Weekend
Season:: Spring
Holiday:: Summer
Shampoo/conditioner:: John Travolta's Black Brunette
Song:: Movie
Number Number Number:: One One One
Phrase:: "Fuck shoes/me, holla"
Letter:Word::Crazy:Dead
Magazine:: Electromagnetic Gothic Morbid
Restaurant:: Taco Bell
Sport:: Punching Kaitlyn in the face
Animal:: Puppy
Language:: I wish I spoke Italian.
Girl's name:: Blair
Boy's name:: I believe it's Haydn
Flower:: Wiggler
Country:: Gulf of Mexico
Weather:: Sunny, slight breeze, 98 degrees
Person:: Blair Kteve. Juuuuuust fuck around.
[Section 5 - Nothing]
Sexual orientation:: Aaron Blain
Are you a virgin?:: Sometimes. Not in the winter.
Do you like to have nothing?:: That's all a good Christian soldier like myself needs.
Do you like to have oral communication?:: Dido
Do you like to have anal nothing?:: No, but I do enjoy anal sex.
Do you like to give more or get more?:: I get more than I take.
Do you usually give more or get more?:: In terms of calories, yes.
Does size matter?:: Well, I don't want to come between you.
Do you like to kiss?:: It's fine.
French kiss?:: Never done it.
Make out?:: French kiss
Favorite position:: James LaChance
Are you more dominant?:: I suppose
Or more submissive?:: I suppose (i did not even see this one coming)
Do you look at porn?:: Who has time (for anything else)?
Do you masturbate?:: Absolutely not.
[Section 6 - Fiends]
Would you consider yourself a good friend?: It depends which me you want.
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:: One good fuck and a few supporters.
Who is your best friend?:: Michael, Mom
Do you have a lot of friends?:: Too many to count in one round
How many good friends would you say you have?:: 20 or so
Are you a good friend?:: I hate my life
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:: They've told me to get out of their closet.
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:: Ani has, but she's a stupid bitch.
Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?:: Christian
Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?:: Not all of them
Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?:: Haha, yeah.
Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?:: It happens a lot.
Do you ever get tired of your friends?:: I have scars.
Do you like to make new friends?:: Yar
Do you talk a lot?:: I can if someone has red hair.
Are you nervous when you talk to people?:: A little, if I don't know them very well
Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?:: Ani. But it's only so I can turn around and hurt her feelings later on.
Do you ever lie about who your friends are?:: I sometimes lie about being friends with The Sand Lot.
Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?:: As if I don't look too good the way it is.
[Section 7 - Love]
Do you believe in love?:: I believe in fantasy...
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Final Fantasy
What is love?:: IX
Have you ever been in love?:: If by love, you mean quicksand.
Are you now?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Have you ever told someone you loved them?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Are you married/divorced/neither?:: I'm married to my work.
Are you with someone/single/dating/none?:: I'm with Josh Lee. I believe I'm single, but I sometimes wonder if there is someone else in here. I use my datebook a lot. Some.
Do you believe in soulmates?:: Soul Caliber
Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?:: I already have. She's black.
Different ethnicity?:: Absolutely not.
Same gender?:: That would be simply hilarious.
Different political views?:: I wouldn't mind an arguement every now and then.
Do you love certain material possesions?:: Yes, the ones with emotional value city
Certain hobbies?:: I really like kicking and throwing things and playing golf in the house at my parents' area, breaking shit and watching my mom clean it up.
Your friends?:: Not really.
Your family?:: Oreo.
Yourself?:: At times.
Do you have a crush?:: A one.
Do you date people just because of how they look?:: I don't date people for anything.
Do you care how people look?:: I don't like it when people look at me. Unless I'm yelling at someone. Then it's fine.
Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?:: If they were hot
Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?:: If I wanted to get them in my basement.
Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?:: I love that kind.
Would you date someone for their money?: Yeah.
Would you use someone?:: I think that's illegal
Have you used someone?:: I plead the fifth.
Have you dated someone just for their money?:: Yeah. My dad.
Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-looking: I believe it's pronounced "wasn't."
Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?:: Yeah. That's the last time I ever date my asshole.
Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?:: I'm getting tired of these questions.
Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?:: Moby what?!
Have you?:: What? Have I what?
Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?:: Maybe to be funny. I think I would like an internet GF. Haha. You know.
Have you?:: I'm not gay.
[Section 8 - Politics and such]
Are you a democrat?:: No.
Or a republican?:: No.
Or independent?:: No.
How do you feel about abortion?:: Pro-choice
Gay marriage?:: Pro
Smoking?:: Pro
Marijuana?:: Pro
Drugs?:: Depends
Illegal immigrants?:: No
Premarital sex?:: Yeah.
Porn?:: No
Alcohol?:: Pro
Racism?:: No
Whores/prostitution?:: No
Cloning?:: No
Suicide?:: Yes
Death penalty?:: Yes
Religion in government?:: No
Our president?:: Hell no
Downloading music?:: Yes
Burning CDs?:: Burning toast.
Animal testing?:: No
School uniforms?:: Sure
One nation, under God?:: No.
[Section 9 - Religious beliefs]
What religion do you practice?:: Nature.
Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?:: I've never really been involved in anything.
Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?:: Scary.
What religion are your parents?:: Testiclehead.
Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?:: My mom seems to think, because I'm her son, I'm her.
Do they know what religion you practice?:: My mom realizes I'm not a Christian every once in a while, and gets upset about it, and then goes on pretending I am again.
Are you open about your beliefs?:: Yes
Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?:: I fucking hate that.
Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?:: These questions are bringing up bad memories.
One God?:: What?
Does God(s) have a gender?:: Does Gods know where is at?
Male/female/neither?:: Who the fuck cares?
No God?:: No God?! No food! I'm fucking hungry!
Heaven/Hell?:: Heaven
Jesus?:: Maybe
Angels/demons?:: Angels
Spirits?:: These questions are just silly.
Ghosts?:: No.
Miracles?:: Maybe.
Aliens?:: Yeah.
Love?:: No
Fate?:: Lot.
Horoscopes?:: Start Here
Astrology?:: Asstrology
Luck?:: I can't be funny all the time.
Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?:: Humans are animals.
Night and day differ for a religious reason?:: Haha. Yeah. It's because God likes it when his toothbrush glows in the dark.
Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?:: If they are of a fat ethnicity.
Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?:: Maybe. No.
Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?::
Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?:: Other
Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?:: Did Russell write these up? I'm on to you, Mr. Russell.
Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?:: I believe everyone is right. The problem is that there are too many idiots.
Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?:: I doubt your religious beliefs, Russell.
Do you believe in yourself?:: Depends.
Are you open to other religions?:: Not really.
Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?:: Somewhat.
Do you think everyone should practice your religion?:: They should think for themselves.
Are you interested in learning about other religions?:: Yar.
[Section 10 - Animals]
Do you have any pets?:: Yes
If so what are they? If not, do you want any?:: A dog, Oreo. A bitch, Ashley Megan. And one cunt, Daddy.
What kind of pet would you like to have?:: A homosexual.
What is your favorite color on animals?:: White. Blond hair, blue eyes.
Do you believe people should keep pets?:: As to eating them?
Do you enjoy animals?:: I enjoy eating them.
Do you like taking care of animals?:: Dolphins (when they get caught in those silly nets).
Do you animals keep you company?:: Maybe. Do you?
Do you kill animals?:: I touch animals in their pants.
Do you hunt?:: No.
Do you hate animals?:: Yes!
Do you like small/big/all/no animals?:: I like small animals a lot more than I am going to fuck her.
Do you think animals are treated poorly?: She kicked my dog.
Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?:: I wish I could change the way people act towards pirates.
[Section 11 - This or that]
Big/small:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Cat/dog:: Catdog
Black/white:: White
Coffee/tea:: Coffee
Pepsi/coke:: Coke (Dell)
Soda/other:: Other Soda
Wine/beer:: Pills
Pope/none:: Pulp
Scary/comedy:: They both make me laugh and kill people.
Books/magazines:: Books
Noise/silence:: The noise of my tommy gun; the silence of a thousand dead horses.
Winter/summer:: Summer
Autumn/spring:: Autumn
Summer/spring:: Spring
Winter/autumn:: Autumn
Night/day:: Day
Hugs/kisses:: Hugs
Life/death:: Life
TV/movie:: Movie
TV/book:: Book
Fruits/vegetables:: Vegetables
Meat/vegetables:: Vegetables
Cigarettes/alcohol:: They go together
Cold/hot:: Cold
Normal/different:: Different
Male/female:: That's stupid
School/none:: School
Red/blue:: Red-blue
Smart/fun:: Fart/smun
Love/hate:: Love
Salt/sugar:: Salt
Chocolate/vanilla:: Chocolate
Evil/good:: Good
Clean/dirty:: Clean
Angel/demon:: Angel
Sunrise/sunset:: Sunrise
Punk/goth:: Punk
Punk/prep:: Punk
Goth/prep:: Prep
Truth/lies:: Truthiness
Citrus/tasteless:: Tasteless
Cake/cookies:: Cookies
Sun/moon:: Moon
Rain/snow:: Rain
Piercings/none:: long hair
Short/long hair:: piercings
Brand name/couldn't care less::
Pool/ocean:: Pool
Penis/pencil::
Sports/wet pussy:: Sports
Wet/dry:: Wet pussy
Math/shower:: Math
Microsoft Worksorks/glowsticks:: Fireworks
Lick/bite:: I like to bite big pussies and lick sangwiches.
Naked/clothed:: concrete/union workers
Intercourse/phone:: phone
[Section 12 - Education]
Do you go to school?:: Dogs pee on brick walls?
Have you gone to school?:: HH
What's your level of education?:: Very Easy, Five Stock
Do you like school?:: I like wet pussy
Learning?:: to love again
Have you ever been homeschooled?:: It felt like home.
Would you rather be homeschooled or homesextial?:: Haha
Would you rather go to public or private school?:: It would be neat to go to a school for the blind.
Have you ever skipped school?:: I've left class by popular demand.
Faked sickness to get out of school?:: I was afraid of Mrs. Jackson.
Been suspended from the beam?:: Seventeen
Expelled?:: Gas
In detention?:: Only slightly
What's your favorite subject?:: Exploring
Least favorite?:: Rules
Your schedule, block/periods/neither?:: K
What are your grades generally like?:: Beeeeee good.
Do you have many classes with your friends?:: I have friends in my head.
What classes do you want to take?:: Racially Segregated
[Section 13 - What makes you]
Happy?:: Time, Dancing, Acting
Sad?:: The Future
Laugh?:: Me, fat people with retarded looks on they face
Dance?:: Huge dicks
Sing?:: Boko Baba
Horny?:: WWE Wrestling, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage
Scared?:: Death, People, The Future
Look good?:: have a huge dick
Feel good?:: Being asleep
Feel bad?:: Not being asleep
Cry?:: Watching Vanilla Sky when I'm drunk.
Jealous?:: Fiction
Envious?:: Dead people
Scream?:: Almost running into some chick at Warped.
Angry?:: My mom, people leaving, people leaving all the time
Smile?:: V
Flush?:: Going potty or BM.
Sleepy?:: Working out
Excited?:: The future
Nervous?:: People I don't know.
Hungry?:: People I am about to kill.
Thirsty?:: Hot pussies
Feel lonely?:: Knowing I'm alone. Period.
Sick?:: Not sleeping
Mean?:: Lack of sleep + people + stupid people
Want a hug?:: gs
Want a kiss?:: I don't have a mouf.
Bored?:: Mmph mmmm m uuuuuuu.
Crazy?:: Thinking. Change. Stupidity.
Feel strong?:: Beating the shit out of Nick Allen.
Feel important?:: Looking at everyone else
Quit?:: Running out of continues.
[Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are]
Friends:: 10
Music:: 10
Love:: 10
Happiness:: 0
People:: 0
Silence:: Sideways 8
Animals:: 10
Education:: ???
Religion:: 10
Life:: 0
Medication:: 0
Food:: 10
Sleep:: 110%
Health:: 0
Wealth:: -0
Nature:: 10
Shopping:: 0
Fun:: 10
Comfort:: 0
Water:: 10
Sex:: Sex
Clothes:: No clothes.
Alcohol:: Rubbing (wet pussy) alcohol
Cigarettes:: No clothes.
Computer:: 10 \Phone:: Wet/dry:: wet pussy
[Section 15 - Have you ever]
Went skinny dipping?:: Gone fat dipping (that means I fucked a fat guy)
Done drugs?:: No, but I fucked a fat guy.
Drank alcohol?:: No, but I have a huge dick.
Played strip poker?:: No, but I'd like to.
Climbed a tree?:: I wore the drapes.
Fallen from a tree?:: I scraped me knee.
Bungee jumped?:: I huwt my finga.
Been to Disneyland/world?:: Yes. (Haha! I lied!)
Been stung by a bee?:: Yar.
Pierced yourself?:: I pierced my other self.
Sky dived?:: No, but I've played strip poker.
Rolled your tongue?:: I can roll my huge dick.
Made a clover with it?:: Oh yeah.
Skiied?:: On the water.
Run into a wall?:: You know it.
Been on an airplane?:: I don't believe so.
On a train?:: Life is good.
Fainted?:: That's a made-up word, Jim.
Thrown up on purpose?:: No. Alcohol fixes what the doctors can't.
Eaten an insect?:: Not my fault.
[Section 16 - Misc.]
What color are your socks today?:: Yellow. I went potty on them.
Is that your monkey over there sneezing?:: Racist!
Do you own a spotted umbrella?:: I own a spotted nigger.
Do you like sporks?:: Yes, football.
What about chopsticks?:: Yes, hl
How many fingers do you have?:: Counting my penis, one.
Do you have any stiches?:: I give stiches; not get.
If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?:: A rock in a stream. Far away from the reach of people.
Is your mushroom broken?:: I'm afraid so.
Do you abuse/starve your sims?:: At first I thought it said anus. It doesn't; it says sims.
How many candles do you own?:: Counting my huge dick, all of them.
Do you wear scarves?:: If someone else puts them on me.
Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?:: I'd probably be sent to tell you I killed him.
Are the bunnies pink?:: Their wet pussies are.
What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green Green
What do you think about make-up?:: It's ridiculous.
Random word that starts with Q:: Qu's Marsh
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:: The past.
Do you like to be naked?:: There's nothing like it. I wish I could get the police to understand that.
My life has never been a bed a roses:: It would be really weird if has.
Munchy munchy have a taco for:: rill.
Yes that comes in:: my mouf.
I got:: here late.
Baby, life is like a ride on a:: mirrored track.
What is life?:: A chance to wonder what life is.
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Porkchop Sandwiches
I went to the eating hole with Ani and Ross the other night at Ani's expense. Much to my surprise, they were serving porkchop sangwiches. I wasn't hungry, so I simply asked a young man for a picture. He agreed wholeheartedly.
"Porkchop sandwiches! Get out of the house!!" -Luke Lockridge
"Porkchop sandwiches! Get out of the house!!" -Luke Lockridge
Bride of Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris died and ended up in a doll, we'd all be fucked.
Chuck Norris is most likely the most popular 65-year-old on Earth right now. Carlos Ray was born March 10, 1940 in the small town of Ryan, Oklahoma. He is a blackbelt in Tang Soo Do as well as everything else you can think of. He is a 6-time World Karate Champion and was on "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" last night.
He traded Chuck Norris knowledge with everyone.
Everyone laughed and had a good time.
He has the whitest, most beautiful smile.
When the show was over, he killed everyone--even Stefan's black wife.
Chuck Norris is most likely the most popular 65-year-old on Earth right now. Carlos Ray was born March 10, 1940 in the small town of Ryan, Oklahoma. He is a blackbelt in Tang Soo Do as well as everything else you can think of. He is a 6-time World Karate Champion and was on "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" last night.
He traded Chuck Norris knowledge with everyone.
Everyone laughed and had a good time.
He has the whitest, most beautiful smile.
When the show was over, he killed everyone--even Stefan's black wife.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Fuck THatt
I AM: Sean Hudson
I WANT: some goddamn respect
I HAVE: a tumor. His name is Joe. I named him after Kyle.
I WISH: i had more scabs
I HATE: stupid people
I MISS: my other foot
I HEAR: an emo cunt
I REGRET: not tying her up
I ALWAYS: swallow
I AM NOT: real
I DANCE: for money
I SING: along
I CRY: when i'm an emo cunt
I WRITE: when i feel like it
I WIN: nothing important
I LOSE: track of reality
I CONFUSE: dreams with dreams
I NEED: a loan
I SHOULD: be playing nintendo at the mall with midge
I WILL: have to stop shitting in my house
[YES OR NO]
You keep a diary: in a way only jesus can see
You like to cook: um if by 'cook' you mean 'suck his dick'
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: yar
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: my watch is a thing
You believe in love: i believe in gay sex
[WHO IS]
The weirdest person you know: Other Blaire
The loudest person you know? Black Kaitlyn
The person that knows the most about you: most likely Stefan, since I've been married to him for a good ten years
Your crush: MTV
[DO YOU]
Take showers: only if it's alright with mtv
Want to get married: if nick and jessica can't make it, how will i?
Have any tattoos/where: i've got scars
Piercings/where: seven/1000s
Get motion sickness: Bond is here!
Think you're a health freak: not really
Get along with your parents: my dad, and my mom when she isn't talking or doing anything but eating florida chips
Like thunderstorms: man...i can not think of anything better
[WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF?]
Ryan: Foster
Rob: Kill
Drew: a penis
Heather: Feather
Will: you at least touch it?
Frank: Blair
Eve: Eevee
Lauren: Loren
Michael: Basic
Ricky: Lux
John: Lehe
Jane: Smith
Justin: Lee (o:
Jack: off
Lisa: Blair
Boris: Escape.
[RANDOM]
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: i don't know anymore, but it's brown
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: really dark brown
EYE COLOR: different
PARENTS: What?! You want me to kiss your brother Jake?!
SIBLINGS: Brainen, Ashley Shit and Oreo
LIVE IN: Dead
[FAVORITE]
NUMBER: seventeen
COLOR: vagina color
DAY: whichever is the gayest
MONTH: now
SONG: anything country time grill and shit
FOOD: chicken fuck
SEASON: nice season (especially morning)
SPORT: killing people with a hammer
DRINK: diet sex
VEGGIE: green beans or dick in a can
RELATIVE: Oreo
[PREFERENCES]
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: hot chocolate
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: milk
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: chocolate
[IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU]
CRIED: what is that?
HELPED SOMEONE: yar
GOTTEN SICK: i hope
GONE TO THE MOVIES: nah man. hell nah.
GONE OUT FOR DINNER: no way
SAID "I LOVE YOU": yes
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: yeah "S"
TALKED TO AN EX: i talked to blaine's ex
MISSED SOMEONE: yes
HUGGED SOMEONE: yes
KISSED SOMEONE: yes
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS: yeah, i took them both down pretty quick
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND: he's my God too
I WANT: some goddamn respect
I HAVE: a tumor. His name is Joe. I named him after Kyle.
I WISH: i had more scabs
I HATE: stupid people
I MISS: my other foot
I HEAR: an emo cunt
I REGRET: not tying her up
I ALWAYS: swallow
I AM NOT: real
I DANCE: for money
I SING: along
I CRY: when i'm an emo cunt
I WRITE: when i feel like it
I WIN: nothing important
I LOSE: track of reality
I CONFUSE: dreams with dreams
I NEED: a loan
I SHOULD: be playing nintendo at the mall with midge
I WILL: have to stop shitting in my house
[YES OR NO]
You keep a diary: in a way only jesus can see
You like to cook: um if by 'cook' you mean 'suck his dick'
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: yar
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: my watch is a thing
You believe in love: i believe in gay sex
[WHO IS]
The weirdest person you know: Other Blaire
The loudest person you know? Black Kaitlyn
The person that knows the most about you: most likely Stefan, since I've been married to him for a good ten years
Your crush: MTV
[DO YOU]
Take showers: only if it's alright with mtv
Want to get married: if nick and jessica can't make it, how will i?
Have any tattoos/where: i've got scars
Piercings/where: seven/1000s
Get motion sickness: Bond is here!
Think you're a health freak: not really
Get along with your parents: my dad, and my mom when she isn't talking or doing anything but eating florida chips
Like thunderstorms: man...i can not think of anything better
[WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF?]
Ryan: Foster
Rob: Kill
Drew: a penis
Heather: Feather
Will: you at least touch it?
Frank: Blair
Eve: Eevee
Lauren: Loren
Michael: Basic
Ricky: Lux
John: Lehe
Jane: Smith
Justin: Lee (o:
Jack: off
Lisa: Blair
Boris: Escape.
[RANDOM]
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: i don't know anymore, but it's brown
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: really dark brown
EYE COLOR: different
PARENTS: What?! You want me to kiss your brother Jake?!
SIBLINGS: Brainen, Ashley Shit and Oreo
LIVE IN: Dead
[FAVORITE]
NUMBER: seventeen
COLOR: vagina color
DAY: whichever is the gayest
MONTH: now
SONG: anything country time grill and shit
FOOD: chicken fuck
SEASON: nice season (especially morning)
SPORT: killing people with a hammer
DRINK: diet sex
VEGGIE: green beans or dick in a can
RELATIVE: Oreo
[PREFERENCES]
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: hot chocolate
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: milk
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: chocolate
[IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU]
CRIED: what is that?
HELPED SOMEONE: yar
GOTTEN SICK: i hope
GONE TO THE MOVIES: nah man. hell nah.
GONE OUT FOR DINNER: no way
SAID "I LOVE YOU": yes
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: yeah "S"
TALKED TO AN EX: i talked to blaine's ex
MISSED SOMEONE: yes
HUGGED SOMEONE: yes
KISSED SOMEONE: yes
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS: yeah, i took them both down pretty quick
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND: he's my God too
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Ah Hell Nah
| Your IQ Is Homosexual |
 Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius |
Is He a Pig? He Sure Eats Like One
| Your Seduction Style: A Bald Monkey? |
 You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. |
That's a Weird Looking Cure
| You Should Be A Cure |
 What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese |
Monday, January 16, 2006
233
That's how many pages I got when I saw the print preview for my entire blog. If you want to print it out and take it with you, it might get expensive. Don't be stupid.
Review Relapse
I started reading all I've written in here tonight, and I must say I like what I've seen so far. I've only gotten through February 2005, so I still have a ways to go.
There are a lot of typos, and I thought I had taken care of those years ago. And I always misspell laid. Anyway.
I guess I won't be drinking tonight.
Can someone tell me what I was talking about in this post when I said true or false?
I am pretty sure it was something big, but I just can't seem to remember what it was. I'm sure Eric Byrer will remember though. So it's no big deal.
I'm a pony!
There are a lot of typos, and I thought I had taken care of those years ago. And I always misspell laid. Anyway.
I guess I won't be drinking tonight.
Can someone tell me what I was talking about in this post when I said true or false?
I am pretty sure it was something big, but I just can't seem to remember what it was. I'm sure Eric Byrer will remember though. So it's no big deal.
I'm a pony!
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Today was Fine
I watched SCL Punk. It was a very good movie. I was skeptical at first. Blaine has led me wrong with movies in the past, but this time was different. Just like most times.
Um. I almost broke my back the other night when I got drunk. That was two nights ago. I skipped last night because I wasn't feeling well. I don't think I need a comma there. It doesn't matter. I'm not using one. But I plan on drinking again tonight.
I watched some good Christian programming yesterday. I spent most of the day in bed, dozing and learning Christian ethics. I took some pictures of this one program that seemed incredibly stupid until the end. Now I want to watch it again and again. I'll tell the whole story once I get the pictures developed.
I've got a picture of myself from fifteen years ago in my facebook profile. I hope Nick Conner is satisfied with it.
Listen to me.
I don't have class Monday. I think that's tomorrow, but it's good either way.
That's all I have for you today.
Good luck with school, and stay out of trouble.
Um. I almost broke my back the other night when I got drunk. That was two nights ago. I skipped last night because I wasn't feeling well. I don't think I need a comma there. It doesn't matter. I'm not using one. But I plan on drinking again tonight.
I watched some good Christian programming yesterday. I spent most of the day in bed, dozing and learning Christian ethics. I took some pictures of this one program that seemed incredibly stupid until the end. Now I want to watch it again and again. I'll tell the whole story once I get the pictures developed.
I've got a picture of myself from fifteen years ago in my facebook profile. I hope Nick Conner is satisfied with it.
Listen to me.
I don't have class Monday. I think that's tomorrow, but it's good either way.
That's all I have for you today.
Good luck with school, and stay out of trouble.
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Eric & Dylan's Excellent Adventure
So most of my new classes are good thus far. It was nice being able to choose what I got to take. I'm not in the retard program anymore, so I can now do what I want. I think the first class I got to meet was comm 101. It seems like a lot of fun. We are supposed to get up and talk about stuff. That Is something I like doing. Public speaking is the number one fear for most people, with death taking a distant second. This is why I'm going to shoot myself in the face when it's my turn to go. Everyone will love it.
The second class I had was music somethin' er other. Wait, yes, it was. We got to listen to music and talk about it, and it all seems very exciting. I want to hang out with this guy. He seems to know a lot about what I like. He kept talking about music and music theory and other such things. I need to get this book read. I also sat next to this one minority guy that I recognized from my retard class last semester. He is a good friend of mine (no, it's not what you're thinking, he can walk). I sat by him, and I think I'm better than him anyway, so let's change the subject.
Then I had PE and a PE lab. They both seem pretty stupid. The thing is, I know everyone in my PE lab, which Nick Flynn introduced me to but is not in. Joe Nippleson, Katie Adams, that runner guy I know and my minority friend are all in my group. But it still seems like a bunch of crap. Waste of my time is all it is. My God.I had computer science today. I couldn't log onto the school computer with my stuff, so the guy sent me to the computer place to get it fixed. They told me it would be a few days before the problem would be fixed, and I went back to class and did nothing. But the thing is, he said we don't ever have to come to class. We can just do all of the stuff from our own computers and send it to him.
My lastest class was psy 101, which is a human sexuality class.
It is fun and we all seem to have a good time with it. I again saw some familiar faces. Sat them around me, and said penis and vagina with the rest of the class. This is my main interest right here, but like I said.I lifted for the first time in a long time last night, and I got to boxercise tonight. Tomorrow night I might do this other thing, but I will be lifting as well. Then end.
Though I may be having a good time so far, I am extremely tired. I think it may be all those two day days I saw over Christmas break. They were fun, but they are starting to take their toll. And if we don't pay no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. Plus, I'm going to take a shower right now, because I am still very dirty.
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Just a Remainder
Don't lok at my previous post. It was stupid, and I don't know what I was thinking, doing it in such a way. Please forgive me for the precious little time it has costed you.
19 ways to win a girls heart
1. Hugs from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her Honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Be super sweet to her.
10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12.Wipe away her tears
13. Love her with all your heart.
14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her!
& DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!!
17. Take her for a long walk at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside to comfort her and hold her close
19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even "i love you"
Girls - repost this if you think it's sweet
Guys - repost this if you would do any of it
....by opening this.... you have been given bad luck for 2 months 4days and 7min, but if you repost this bulletin guys will get the girl they want and girls will get the gut they wont within 1 month from 2 day. Title it "19 ways to win a girls heart
1. Hugs in the garden from afar.
2. Grab her purse when you walk next to each minority (don't make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her bellybutton.
4. Cuddle with her uncle.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING YOU WOULDN'T FORCE YOUR MOTHER TO DO WHILE YOU WATCH.
6. Write little staves. (I hope no one gets this one.)
7. Compliment her face with a bucket of shut the fuck up.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your chambers as long as the police don't know.
9. Be super sweet to her, unless she's fat, then kill her.
10. Call her at night to fish her sweaty streams.
11. Come on her when she cries.
12.Wipe away her evidence
13. Love her with all your male friends.
14. Pick her up and tickle her feet with your dick and say it's a feather (she'll scream and say put me down but really she has no say in the matter).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the pickles).
16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 the future!
& DONT ever act difficult in front of ur friends than u r not gay when its just u and her, ya know!!!!
17. Take her for a fool at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside to comfort her and hold her clothes
19. NEVER LIFE TWO THERE!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie or just not true, even "i love you"
Girls - repost this if you think it's sweaty
Guys - repost this if you would do any of it just for kicks
....by opening this.... you have been given bad luck for 2 months 4days and 7men, but if you repost this bulletin guys will get the girl they want to eat and girls will get the guy they want within 1 moth from 2 gay. Title it "19 ways to win a girls body glove
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her Honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Be super sweet to her.
10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12.Wipe away her tears
13. Love her with all your heart.
14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her!
& DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!!
17. Take her for a long walk at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside to comfort her and hold her close
19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even "i love you"
Girls - repost this if you think it's sweet
Guys - repost this if you would do any of it
....by opening this.... you have been given bad luck for 2 months 4days and 7min, but if you repost this bulletin guys will get the girl they want and girls will get the gut they wont within 1 month from 2 day. Title it "19 ways to win a girls heart
1. Hugs in the garden from afar.
2. Grab her purse when you walk next to each minority (don't make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her bellybutton.
4. Cuddle with her uncle.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING YOU WOULDN'T FORCE YOUR MOTHER TO DO WHILE YOU WATCH.
6. Write little staves. (I hope no one gets this one.)
7. Compliment her face with a bucket of shut the fuck up.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your chambers as long as the police don't know.
9. Be super sweet to her, unless she's fat, then kill her.
10. Call her at night to fish her sweaty streams.
11. Come on her when she cries.
12.Wipe away her evidence
13. Love her with all your male friends.
14. Pick her up and tickle her feet with your dick and say it's a feather (she'll scream and say put me down but really she has no say in the matter).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the pickles).
16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 the future!
& DONT ever act difficult in front of ur friends than u r not gay when its just u and her, ya know!!!!
17. Take her for a fool at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside to comfort her and hold her clothes
19. NEVER LIFE TWO THERE!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie or just not true, even "i love you"
Girls - repost this if you think it's sweaty
Guys - repost this if you would do any of it just for kicks
....by opening this.... you have been given bad luck for 2 months 4days and 7men, but if you repost this bulletin guys will get the girl they want to eat and girls will get the guy they want within 1 moth from 2 gay. Title it "19 ways to win a girls body glove
Back at Schoolio
This one's for Nick.
I'm back at school.
I wish Nick would kick my dog, so I could, well, you know.
Love always,
Nick Alien
I'm back at school.
I wish Nick would kick my dog, so I could, well, you know.
Love always,
Nick Alien
Going Back to Schoolio
If you want to have a glance at me, I'll be back in a couple of weeks for Tyler Walker.
But I'll let you know when I get there.
Love always,
Blair Christopher Michael
But I'll let you know when I get there.
Love always,
Blair Christopher Michael
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
My Shit, My Shit My Shit My Shit, My Lovely Lady Shits, in the Back and in the Shit
I confess in 2005 that I...
(x) stayed single the whole year.
( ) got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
( ) made-out for the first time
( ) made-out in/on a car
(doubt it) kissed in the snow
(don't think so) kissed in the rain
( ) fell in love
( ) fell in love with a fool
( ) had your heart broken
(haha, yeah) broke someone else's heart
(only slightly, only slightly) had a stalker
(what kind of relationship are we talking about here?) had a good relationship with someone
(who hasn't questioned my sexual orientation) questioned your sexual orientation
(nothing new) came out of the closet
(i tried) gotten pregnant
(i wish) gotten someone else pregnant
( ) had an abortion
( ) gotten married
( ) had a divorce
( ) had a gay marriage
(andytheheck) kissed someone of the same sex
( ) dated someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
(no) lost your true love
( ) lost faith in love
( ) kissed under mistletoe
WORK/SCHOOL
( ) got a promotion
( ) got a pay raise
( ) changed jobs
( ) lost your job
( ) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss' daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
() got straight A's
(i met a few i liked) met one teacher you really like
( ) met one teacher you really hated
( ) found the subject you love
( ) failed a class
(x) cut class
(x) skipped school
( ) got into a fight with a classmate (not a physical fight)
(x) did something you were proud of
( ) discovered a new talent
( ) gave the teachers a reason to teach
(no one can prove anything) proved yourself an idiot
(everyone knows me) embarrassed yourself in front of the class
(Guell) fell in love with a teacher
(i did!) got head in the school play
( ) made a varsity team
( ) made a junior varsity team
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget
( ) got sent to the office
OTHER
( ) painted a picture
(didn't write enough) wrote a poem
(ran a few) ran a mile
(yes, i did listen to louis l'amour) listened to music you couldn't stand
(she wouldn't let me) double-dipped
(blaine and i got in the shower with jon one night) skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
( ) went to camp
( ) threw a surprise party
(i cried til i laughed) laughed till you cried
(i peed in my pants until i kept laughing) laughed till you peed in your pants
(i flirted shamelessly til i laughed so hard that i came in my pants) flirted shamelessly
( ) visited a foreign country
(yeah) visted a foreign state
(i cooked some disastrous crack) cooked a disasterous meal
( ) lost something important to you
(x) got a gift you adore
(most likely) realized something new about yourself
(everyone is on a diet) went on a diet
(i can't get much higher than 190) tried to gain weight
(x) dyed your hair
(all the time) came close to losing your life
(no) someone close to you died
(x) went to a party
(x) drank alchohol
(i drank alcohol underpants) drank alchohol underage
( ) tried drugs
(x) got drunk
( ) got arrested
(x) read a great book
(x) saw a great movie
( ) saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
(no) saw your favorite band/artist live
(four of them, and i gave one a note, and i talked to two of them, and that's it) saw someone famous in person
( ) did something you want to tell everyone
(not really, but it was really good sometimes) Enjoyed this year overall
(x) stayed single the whole year.
( ) got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
( ) made-out for the first time
( ) made-out in/on a car
(doubt it) kissed in the snow
(don't think so) kissed in the rain
( ) fell in love
( ) fell in love with a fool
( ) had your heart broken
(haha, yeah) broke someone else's heart
(only slightly, only slightly) had a stalker
(what kind of relationship are we talking about here?) had a good relationship with someone
(who hasn't questioned my sexual orientation) questioned your sexual orientation
(nothing new) came out of the closet
(i tried) gotten pregnant
(i wish) gotten someone else pregnant
( ) had an abortion
( ) gotten married
( ) had a divorce
( ) had a gay marriage
(andytheheck) kissed someone of the same sex
( ) dated someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
(no) lost your true love
( ) lost faith in love
( ) kissed under mistletoe
WORK/SCHOOL
( ) got a promotion
( ) got a pay raise
( ) changed jobs
( ) lost your job
( ) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss' daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
() got straight A's
(i met a few i liked) met one teacher you really like
( ) met one teacher you really hated
( ) found the subject you love
( ) failed a class
(x) cut class
(x) skipped school
( ) got into a fight with a classmate (not a physical fight)
(x) did something you were proud of
( ) discovered a new talent
( ) gave the teachers a reason to teach
(no one can prove anything) proved yourself an idiot
(everyone knows me) embarrassed yourself in front of the class
(Guell) fell in love with a teacher
(i did!) got head in the school play
( ) made a varsity team
( ) made a junior varsity team
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget
( ) got sent to the office
OTHER
( ) painted a picture
(didn't write enough) wrote a poem
(ran a few) ran a mile
(yes, i did listen to louis l'amour) listened to music you couldn't stand
(she wouldn't let me) double-dipped
(blaine and i got in the shower with jon one night) skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
( ) went to camp
( ) threw a surprise party
(i cried til i laughed) laughed till you cried
(i peed in my pants until i kept laughing) laughed till you peed in your pants
(i flirted shamelessly til i laughed so hard that i came in my pants) flirted shamelessly
( ) visited a foreign country
(yeah) visted a foreign state
(i cooked some disastrous crack) cooked a disasterous meal
( ) lost something important to you
(x) got a gift you adore
(most likely) realized something new about yourself
(everyone is on a diet) went on a diet
(i can't get much higher than 190) tried to gain weight
(x) dyed your hair
(all the time) came close to losing your life
(no) someone close to you died
(x) went to a party
(x) drank alchohol
(i drank alcohol underpants) drank alchohol underage
( ) tried drugs
(x) got drunk
( ) got arrested
(x) read a great book
(x) saw a great movie
( ) saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
(no) saw your favorite band/artist live
(four of them, and i gave one a note, and i talked to two of them, and that's it) saw someone famous in person
( ) did something you want to tell everyone
(not really, but it was really good sometimes) Enjoyed this year overall
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
I've got to do this so I can get back to making new friends on the TV.
I was bored last night/this morning, so I decided to read every single available entry in my blog.
Then I decided to change how I was wearing my hat.
Then I laughed and had a good time.
Then I threw up.
Then I noticed there was someone in the wall, taking pictures of me.
And then I said goodnight to Andytheheck.
And that was my night.
Then I decided to change how I was wearing my hat.
Then I laughed and had a good time.
Then I threw up.
Then I noticed there was someone in the wall, taking pictures of me.
And then I said goodnight to Andytheheck.
And that was my night.
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