You guys will definately wanna check this new documentary out.
Hear the joke as told by Trey Parker.
Watch Eric Cartman thell the joke to his friends.
If you have trouble getting either of these two to pop up, try right-clicking and saving as. You'll probably wanna do that anyway.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Tommy Lee (Jones)
I saw this guy in a chain thing, and it made me laugh.
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
Now, I'm gonna rewrite this and make it better.
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "I hope I don't get killed by a drunk driver tonight."
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
Now, I'm gonna rewrite this and make it better.
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "I hope I don't get killed by a drunk driver tonight."
I Like These
50 Questions
Erase my answers & put in your own. THEN REPOST As a Bulletin.
1. What is your full name? Sean Gentry Hudson
2. What color underwear are you wearing now? Green BLueBlue Red
3. What are you listening to right now? Bloodhound Gang
4. what are the last 2 digits in ur phone number? 02
5. What was the last thing you ate? Frosted Flakes
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink
7. How is the weather right now? Fair
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Stephanie
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their Weight
10. Favorite type of Food? Meat
11. Do you drink? yes
12. Do you smoke? yes
13. Ever get so drunk you dont remember what you did? no
14. Hair color: Brown
15. Eye Color: Blue
16. Do you wear contacts? I wear one.
17. Single? Yeah
18. Favorite Month? July
19. Favorite Fast Food? Taco Bell
20. Last Movie you Watched? Fahrenheit 9/11
21. Favorite Day of the Year? birthday (Dcember 25)
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? not usually
23. Summer or Winter? Summer
24. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs if it's a guy. Kisses if it's still a guy.
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate
26. Do you want your friends to respond back? Back where?
27. Who is most likely to respond? Mike
28. Who is least likely to respond? God
39. What do you do when you wake up in the A.M? Ask myself why I'm awake in the A.M., and go back to sleep.
40. Do you still talk to your best friends from intermediate school? yeah
41. What's on your desk? computer, printer, cd player, hutch, books, pen, q-tips, picture, card, windemere 5 song demo, chewing gum
42. Rock Concert or symphony? Rock concert
43. Play or Opera? not sure
44. Have you ever fired a gun? yes
45. Do you like to travel by plane? never tried it
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Left
48. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2
49. Are you missing someone? You know it.
50. Ever hitchhiked? not today
Erase my answers & put in your own. THEN REPOST As a Bulletin.
1. What is your full name? Sean Gentry Hudson
2. What color underwear are you wearing now? Green BLueBlue Red
3. What are you listening to right now? Bloodhound Gang
4. what are the last 2 digits in ur phone number? 02
5. What was the last thing you ate? Frosted Flakes
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink
7. How is the weather right now? Fair
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Stephanie
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their Weight
10. Favorite type of Food? Meat
11. Do you drink? yes
12. Do you smoke? yes
13. Ever get so drunk you dont remember what you did? no
14. Hair color: Brown
15. Eye Color: Blue
16. Do you wear contacts? I wear one.
17. Single? Yeah
18. Favorite Month? July
19. Favorite Fast Food? Taco Bell
20. Last Movie you Watched? Fahrenheit 9/11
21. Favorite Day of the Year? birthday (Dcember 25)
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? not usually
23. Summer or Winter? Summer
24. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs if it's a guy. Kisses if it's still a guy.
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate
26. Do you want your friends to respond back? Back where?
27. Who is most likely to respond? Mike
28. Who is least likely to respond? God
39. What do you do when you wake up in the A.M? Ask myself why I'm awake in the A.M., and go back to sleep.
40. Do you still talk to your best friends from intermediate school? yeah
41. What's on your desk? computer, printer, cd player, hutch, books, pen, q-tips, picture, card, windemere 5 song demo, chewing gum
42. Rock Concert or symphony? Rock concert
43. Play or Opera? not sure
44. Have you ever fired a gun? yes
45. Do you like to travel by plane? never tried it
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Left
48. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2
49. Are you missing someone? You know it.
50. Ever hitchhiked? not today
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Someone Just Kill Me
Seven things in your room:
1. Six string
2. Computer
3. Bed
4. TV
5. Books
7. Big Penis
Top seven things you say most:
1. Shit
2. Bitch
3. Fuck
4. Goddammit
5. Tom Cruise
6. you
7. asshole
Seven Things You Can't Live Without:
1. Music
2. Big Penis
3. Computer
4. The Dark Tower
5. Sean Hudson
6. K
7. My abilities
SEVEN THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Kill myself
2. Kill my mom
3. Kill New Jersey
4. Meet all of my favorite people before anymore of them die.
5. perform oral sex on stage
6. Take turns.
7. We need to think of some secret code for this one.
Hmmm.
Let's just leave it at that.
SEVEN OTHER THINGS:
Do You:
Smoke? Sometimes
do drugs? Not in the winter.
Read the newspaper? yeah
Pray? Absolutely Not
Have a Job? yeah
Attend Church? No way
Wish on stars? just the gay ones
Have you ever:
Gone skinny dipping? yeah
had surgery? a few times
swam in the dark? Yes
Been to a Bonfire? yeah
Ran away from home? yes (for about five minutes)
Played strip poker? no
pulled an all nighter? ok
SEVEN THINGS IN LAST 24 HOURS:
have you...
Cried? nope
Sang? Yes
Been kissed? no
Felt stupid? this is all starting to sound familiar
Talked to an ex? nope
Missed someone? so much
Hugged someone? yes
1. Six string
2. Computer
3. Bed
4. TV
5. Books
7. Big Penis
Top seven things you say most:
1. Shit
2. Bitch
3. Fuck
4. Goddammit
5. Tom Cruise
6. you
7. asshole
Seven Things You Can't Live Without:
1. Music
2. Big Penis
3. Computer
4. The Dark Tower
5. Sean Hudson
6. K
7. My abilities
SEVEN THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Kill myself
2. Kill my mom
3. Kill New Jersey
4. Meet all of my favorite people before anymore of them die.
5. perform oral sex on stage
6. Take turns.
7. We need to think of some secret code for this one.
Hmmm.
Let's just leave it at that.
SEVEN OTHER THINGS:
Do You:
Smoke? Sometimes
do drugs? Not in the winter.
Read the newspaper? yeah
Pray? Absolutely Not
Have a Job? yeah
Attend Church? No way
Wish on stars? just the gay ones
Have you ever:
Gone skinny dipping? yeah
had surgery? a few times
swam in the dark? Yes
Been to a Bonfire? yeah
Ran away from home? yes (for about five minutes)
Played strip poker? no
pulled an all nighter? ok
SEVEN THINGS IN LAST 24 HOURS:
have you...
Cried? nope
Sang? Yes
Been kissed? no
Felt stupid? this is all starting to sound familiar
Talked to an ex? nope
Missed someone? so much
Hugged someone? yes
Jim Peck
axe body wash, how dirty boys get clean, i'm in the shower.
I finished reading Johnny Got His Gun this morning. It was a lot better than I had expected. It was really good, and now it's one of my many favorites, and I like it. It's Sean Hudson's, and now I need to give it back to him and talk to him about it.
I just read The Wizard of Oz. I've wanted to read it ever since read The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass. It was good, but a lot shorter than I expected and would have liked. I learned a great deal from it and am looking forward to reading the others.
I started reading My Ishmael again, and I need to keep on that, and I need to play some Final Fantasy IX.
Are you supposed to italicize video game titles?
I finished reading Johnny Got His Gun this morning. It was a lot better than I had expected. It was really good, and now it's one of my many favorites, and I like it. It's Sean Hudson's, and now I need to give it back to him and talk to him about it.
I just read The Wizard of Oz. I've wanted to read it ever since read The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass. It was good, but a lot shorter than I expected and would have liked. I learned a great deal from it and am looking forward to reading the others.
I started reading My Ishmael again, and I need to keep on that, and I need to play some Final Fantasy IX.
Are you supposed to italicize video game titles?
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Friday, June 17, 2005
Spam Sandwich
I have lots and lots of G-mail invites left. It's rediculous. Leave me a comment here if you want one.
Monday, June 13, 2005
Build Me Up, Tear Me Down...
6:00 A.M., Monday, June 13, 2005
That is when I completed my reading of The Dark Tower.
Now, give me a minute. I need to urinate and read Stephen King's message to me....
Done with the urination...
Done with the other thing.
Now.
I have spent a great number of hours of my life reading this story. I know it's gotta be somewhere between 4,000 and 6,000 pages long. Which amounts to about eighteen hours of reading. So, I'm happy to be done, and I'm excited about reading it all over again. The ending was about perfect (I already knew how it would end thanks to all of the hints throughout the story and my great sense of direction). The book had different endings for different characters (Endings isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.), and one of these was very happy and the other was somewhat depressing. The depressing one was the perfect one that I expected.
When I was in the fifth grade, my uncle, Timothy, got me a book for CHRISTmas. It was a big book and would be the first of it's kind that I would ever read all the away thru. I took me a while, but I loved it. It was Stephen King's (should be classic) fairytail novel, The Eyes of the Dragon. Previous to this book, I had lost all interest in reading as a result of an infinite supply of mindless accelerated reader books. At first I thought for sure this could be the only book in the world worth reading. I believe I read it four times before even considering the possibility of other good stories coming from the author. At the end of the story, he mentions there might possibly be another tale connected to this one somewhere down the line. I did a search on the internet for the book's villain, Flagg. I found that he was also a character in two other novels by Stephen King. One, The Stand, and the other, The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands. So, I decided to go in search of these two books. I had my dad buy me The Stand and The Gunslinger. The Gunslinger is the first volume of The Dark Tower, and I didn't want to start reading half-way through the story. I read Gunslinger, finding it to be a bit boring at first, and then loving it by the end. I was somewhat scared about reading The Stand, because it would be by far the longest story I had ever read (1,141 pages, 761 pages longer than the my previous record, and with a much smaller font, which means many more words to a page). I read it, though. I took a few breaks from it, but I did read it all. I actually read the last 250+ pages one Sunday, before reading half of Fuckelberry Hinn and the first twenty pages of a retarded fictional Native-American novel about a girl making tea with her grandparents. These other two greatly pissed me off. But The Stand was an amazing tale about people dying all over the place, and I loved it. After a while, I again read The Gunslinger, right before CHRISTmas, because I was expecting to get the next three installments as a gift from my parents. I got the books, and spent the next week reading the second and third books, The Drawing of the Three and The Waste Lands. The fourth book, Wizard and Glass, was much slower and harder to get into, but now remains my favorite of the seven. Once I got done with Wizard and Glass, I went back to The Eyes of the Dragon. I then read some other good books from varying authors, all the time wanting to read The Dark Tower. I eventually caved in and read The Gunslinger and The Drawing of the Three. I found out in there somewhere, that my good friend, Tyler Walker, was a big "tower" fan. I eventually talked him into letting me borrow his copy of Episode V: Wolves of the Calla. I took me a very long time to read, because school was sucking all of my mental energy right out of me, and I was only able to read when we had big breaks. I got it done over CHRISTmas break, right before CHRISTmas (no, wait a minute, it was after CHRISTmas), and was excited, because I was hoping to get the last three volumes. I got the last three. I quickly read Ishmael, by Daniel Quinn (also a good read) before jumping into the sixth book of The Dark Tower. I read most of Song of Susannah during our conference swim meet. I read the last fifty pages of it the next night. This was a huge difference from the time I spent on Wolves of the Calla, which I believe took me about four months (we should also take into consideration the fact that Song of Susannah was a number of pages shorter, but come on). I read about a third of the book before school again drained me. I just picked it up again about four days ago, and I have been going out to the front porch with it and some Gatorade from five to seven a.m. It's been fun. I started reading the last hundred some pages at about three this morning, and it was all a bunch of good. I liked it. It's what's been keeping me alive all this time.
I'm going to add some more stuff in certain areas of this blog if you have even cared to read this far. I like the subject. I could go on for days, but right now, I'm hungry, and I have to run in about 28 minutes. That's why I'm stopping now.
That is when I completed my reading of The Dark Tower.
Now, give me a minute. I need to urinate and read Stephen King's message to me....
Done with the urination...
Done with the other thing.
Now.
I have spent a great number of hours of my life reading this story. I know it's gotta be somewhere between 4,000 and 6,000 pages long. Which amounts to about eighteen hours of reading. So, I'm happy to be done, and I'm excited about reading it all over again. The ending was about perfect (I already knew how it would end thanks to all of the hints throughout the story and my great sense of direction). The book had different endings for different characters (Endings isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.), and one of these was very happy and the other was somewhat depressing. The depressing one was the perfect one that I expected.
When I was in the fifth grade, my uncle, Timothy, got me a book for CHRISTmas. It was a big book and would be the first of it's kind that I would ever read all the away thru. I took me a while, but I loved it. It was Stephen King's (should be classic) fairytail novel, The Eyes of the Dragon. Previous to this book, I had lost all interest in reading as a result of an infinite supply of mindless accelerated reader books. At first I thought for sure this could be the only book in the world worth reading. I believe I read it four times before even considering the possibility of other good stories coming from the author. At the end of the story, he mentions there might possibly be another tale connected to this one somewhere down the line. I did a search on the internet for the book's villain, Flagg. I found that he was also a character in two other novels by Stephen King. One, The Stand, and the other, The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands. So, I decided to go in search of these two books. I had my dad buy me The Stand and The Gunslinger. The Gunslinger is the first volume of The Dark Tower, and I didn't want to start reading half-way through the story. I read Gunslinger, finding it to be a bit boring at first, and then loving it by the end. I was somewhat scared about reading The Stand, because it would be by far the longest story I had ever read (1,141 pages, 761 pages longer than the my previous record, and with a much smaller font, which means many more words to a page). I read it, though. I took a few breaks from it, but I did read it all. I actually read the last 250+ pages one Sunday, before reading half of Fuckelberry Hinn and the first twenty pages of a retarded fictional Native-American novel about a girl making tea with her grandparents. These other two greatly pissed me off. But The Stand was an amazing tale about people dying all over the place, and I loved it. After a while, I again read The Gunslinger, right before CHRISTmas, because I was expecting to get the next three installments as a gift from my parents. I got the books, and spent the next week reading the second and third books, The Drawing of the Three and The Waste Lands. The fourth book, Wizard and Glass, was much slower and harder to get into, but now remains my favorite of the seven. Once I got done with Wizard and Glass, I went back to The Eyes of the Dragon. I then read some other good books from varying authors, all the time wanting to read The Dark Tower. I eventually caved in and read The Gunslinger and The Drawing of the Three. I found out in there somewhere, that my good friend, Tyler Walker, was a big "tower" fan. I eventually talked him into letting me borrow his copy of Episode V: Wolves of the Calla. I took me a very long time to read, because school was sucking all of my mental energy right out of me, and I was only able to read when we had big breaks. I got it done over CHRISTmas break, right before CHRISTmas (no, wait a minute, it was after CHRISTmas), and was excited, because I was hoping to get the last three volumes. I got the last three. I quickly read Ishmael, by Daniel Quinn (also a good read) before jumping into the sixth book of The Dark Tower. I read most of Song of Susannah during our conference swim meet. I read the last fifty pages of it the next night. This was a huge difference from the time I spent on Wolves of the Calla, which I believe took me about four months (we should also take into consideration the fact that Song of Susannah was a number of pages shorter, but come on). I read about a third of the book before school again drained me. I just picked it up again about four days ago, and I have been going out to the front porch with it and some Gatorade from five to seven a.m. It's been fun. I started reading the last hundred some pages at about three this morning, and it was all a bunch of good. I liked it. It's what's been keeping me alive all this time.
I'm going to add some more stuff in certain areas of this blog if you have even cared to read this far. I like the subject. I could go on for days, but right now, I'm hungry, and I have to run in about 28 minutes. That's why I'm stopping now.
Sunday, June 12, 2005
Two
BASICS
1. Given name: Blair Kristoffer Hartman
2. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake (age): 6 (18)
3. Date that you regularly blow them out (birthday): April 16
4. Nationality: American
5. Astrological Sign: Shit. I know it's in my blogger profile.
6. Relationship Status (Single? Married? Dating?): Dead.
7. Height: 6'
8. Weight: 110-ish
9. Hair Colour/Length: Brown, get's lighter toward the end. Not too long. I can almost touch my eyes with it.
10. Eye Colour: Left--Blueish. Right--fuck that.
11. Ethnic Descent: Greek, Irish, German, I know there're more, but that's all I'm allowed to mention.
12. At what time were you born? (ask your mother): 9:09 p.m.
13. How long was your mother in labour? A fucking long-ass time. I ended up having all sorts of problems and was supposed to die, but they decided to let me live. I don't know if that has anything to do with the labor, but it sounds nice.
14. Are your parents divorced? Both are.
15. Are you in school/working? Working in the summer to pay for school in the fall/spring
16. Father's name/occupation: Brent, I don't fuckin know
17. Mother's name/occupation: Bitch, bitch
18. Siblings (include their ages): Brooke (24?) Amanda (?) Brandon (16) Ashley (12?)
19. Pets (include animal type and breed): I had a fish, but no one wanted it around, so my dad put it in a zip-lock bag, and then it died.
20. Living Situation (Alone? With Parents? How much is your rent?): House with parents
21. Complexion (Fair, Medium, Dark)? Fair
22. Do/did you suffer from Acne? (if so, what treatments have worked?): Little bit. It helped when I stopped rubbing shit all over my face and dick.
FAVOURITES
23. Favourite Films (list a minimum of 3): Cannibal: The Musical, Donnie Darko, Vanilla Sky
24. Favourite T.V shows (list 3): South Park, Family Guy, The Simple Life
25. Favourite Non-Alcoholic Drinks (list 3): Mountain Dew, Gatorade, Chocolate Milk
26. Favourite Ethnic Food (Don't just put down "Chinese".. what specifically..): candy
27. Favourite Snack Items (list 3): food
28. Favourite Books (include authors): The Dark Tower (Stephen King), Ishmael (Daniel Quinn)
29. Favourite Musical Artists (list 3): Bad Religion, The Offspring, The
30. Favourite Drawing Medium (ie. Pencil, Pastels, Conte, Charcoal): Pencil
31. Favourite Cereals (list 2): Wheat Chex, Honey Nut Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs
YOUR WEEKDAY
32. Early Morning Rituals (list 3 ie. cartoons that you watch, bathroom routines): Crunches, Read, Eat Breakfast
33. Are you often rushed? (if so, why? ie. sleeping in): Depends on school.
34. What stresses you out? (ie. deadlines, parents): Being alive.
35. Do you get dressed before or after breakfast? I get undressed after breakfast.
36. Name your means of transportation (ie. Public, Parents, Personal Vehicle): myself & my personal vehicle
37. Have you a license? (if so, any infractions? speeding tickets? accidents?): yes.. no tickets
38. What does your typical lunch consist of? I eat whenever I'm awake
39. Where do you eat it (in the cafeteria? at a local diner? at your desk?): Shelbyville
40. Early Evening Rituals (list 3): Wake up, get on my internet connections
41. What is your regular bedtime? (estimate): Light outside.
42. Do you eat dinner as a family? (if so, what is conversation like?): I'm an individual, not a family.
43. What is your typical dinner? Who prepares it? Whatever is ready to eat, no one is around that late to make me anything.
44. Are you household chore enabled? (ie. can you sew, cook, do your laundry?) hell yeah
45. How often does your room get cleaned? (thoroughly): it never gets dirty
YOUR ROOM/POSESSIONS
46. Describe the decor (is it trendy? expensive? modern? teeny bopper?): It's got semen in the carpet.
47. Do you hide things underneath your mattress? no
48. Do people (ie. parents, sibblings, roomies) invade your personal space?
If so, how does this affect your day-to-day life? Yes. It makes me want to kill my mom.
49. Are you a pack rat? (if so, list some of the strangest things that you've kept?): I keep all my old hair.
50. List 3 of your favourite shops: Gamestop, NASDAQ, Internet
51. What determines your purchases (popularity? quality? price? all of the above?): politics
ADOLESCENCE: THAT TIME FROM AGE 3-12
52. Favourite Childhood Foods (list 3): mac & cheese, chips, salisbury steak
53. Favourite Childhood Books (list 3): Goosebumps, The Eyes of the Dragon, The Boxcar Children
54. Favourite Childhood Shows (list 3): Reading Rainbow, The Brady Bunch, Full House
55. Favourite Childhood Toys (list 3): Power Rangers (I hate my mom.), Legos, My penis.
56. Favourite Childhood Animal: Bitch.
57. Favourite Childhood Colour: Brown, then red.
58. What was your dress style like? Matching pants & shirt sets
59. Worst trends you succumbed to (list 2): Pokoman, Cunnilingus
60. First word (ask your parents if you don't know): ?
61. Did you go to summer camp? Were you in any clubs? (ie. Guides/Scouts): ah
62. What was your social standing? (ie. geek, loner, nerd, jock, preppy): Fag
63. If you could go back in time, what would you change about your childhood? (realistic responses only) Nothing
THE TEEN YEARS: THAT TIME FROM 13-19yrs
64. Do you see yourself as "troublesome"? (in reguards to the image that teens have with adults) If not, what makes you "respectable"? If not, what makes you "respectable"? If so, why? It depends on who the act is done.
65. How have you evolved in the last couple of years? My life has gotten really fucked up.
66. List some major milestones of this time (ie. loss of virginity, graduation, first car): I had sex with a black chick last night.
67. Any Piercings? Tattoos? (henna included) If so, where and what of: My life is a tattoo.
68. Did it hurt as much as you had anticipated? (piercings, tatts, loss of virginity): No. I was left unawares.
69. Do you smoke, drink (alchohol, coffee), do drugs? yes, yes, & yes
TABOO STUFF
70. Do you struggle with self-esteem? If so, what are your insurmountable flaws? yes, I can't
71. Girls; When was your first period? (How old were you)... Were you foolish enough to wish you had had it and now that you've got it, you can't wait for menopause? tomorrow
Guys; Do you respect femininity and all that it entails (menstruation, childbirth, Estrogen)? I love it.
72. If you're sexually active, what is your main form of birth control? Were you parents supportive? Do they know? If not, what are your views on sex? are you waiting for marriage? is this for a girl?
73. Girls; if you unexpectedly got pregnant, what would you do? (ie. abortion, adoption, parenthood) Would your decision be based upon whats best for the baby .. or yourself? Yes
Guys; If you're girlfriend got pregnant, how would your react? (Happy but Scared? Supportive? Or would you leave her to raise the child by herself?) I'd wonder who the hell was having sex with my girlfriend.
74. Future Daughters' Name/Sons' Name: Jesus Christopher; Logan Anthony Michael Hall
75. Are you pro-choice? if so/not, why? I don't think I am.
76. Are you homophobic (anti-gay)? Yes.
77. Have you experimented with members of the same sex? Just Eric Voss.
INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS
S.O = Signicant Other
78. What are the 3 most important traits that you seek in a friend/S.O? Money, sex, power
79. Do you and your friends/S.O have similar interests? Yeah
80. Have you been engaged/married? Yes.
81. Who knows you better, your best friend or boyfriend/girlfriend? he's one in the same
82. What has been your longest friendship/relationship? (in terms of mos/years) 9 yrs(?)/0 yrs
83. Are you a gossip? If I feel like it.
84. Are you polygamous? I'm not really anything.
You're almost there....
THE FUTURE
85. Ideal career?: God
86. Ideal Place of Residancy? (ie. A cottage in the woods, an apartment in the city): Heaven
87. Want kids? how many?: sure, no less than 82
88. What are you doing now in order to obtain these goals? getting in shape
89. Do you think you'll age well (parents are a pretty good indication)? Are you scared of aging?: My parents both look about 20 years younger than they really are, and that's without the surgeries and whatnot, so I'm good there. I don't know if I'll be around to see if I do or not, though.
90. Are you scared of death? How do you cope with that fear (ie. Religion)? AIDS
Ten more to go...
AT RANDOM
91. Own a website? What is the content like? (list the address) nope
92. Any collections? stamps, coins, hair
93. Worst fears: death, loneliness
94. Are you a pretty good judge of character? (refer to your past track record for an answer): I was never any good at track.
95. MSN/AIM/YAHOO/ICQ NAME: jeromemcelroy05
96. Main source of news (paper, T.V, radio)?: internet
97. Do you keep up with current events? (beyond who Britney Spears is dating): sometimes
98. What causes do you advocate? (ie. P.E.T.A, Greenpeace, Woman's Rights, Gay Rights): fuck that
99. How long has this survey taken you? (guess): It's been exactly a fucking hour!
100. Any comments?: Make me well.
1. Given name: Blair Kristoffer Hartman
2. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake (age): 6 (18)
3. Date that you regularly blow them out (birthday): April 16
4. Nationality: American
5. Astrological Sign: Shit. I know it's in my blogger profile.
6. Relationship Status (Single? Married? Dating?): Dead.
7. Height: 6'
8. Weight: 110-ish
9. Hair Colour/Length: Brown, get's lighter toward the end. Not too long. I can almost touch my eyes with it.
10. Eye Colour: Left--Blueish. Right--fuck that.
11. Ethnic Descent: Greek, Irish, German, I know there're more, but that's all I'm allowed to mention.
12. At what time were you born? (ask your mother): 9:09 p.m.
13. How long was your mother in labour? A fucking long-ass time. I ended up having all sorts of problems and was supposed to die, but they decided to let me live. I don't know if that has anything to do with the labor, but it sounds nice.
14. Are your parents divorced? Both are.
15. Are you in school/working? Working in the summer to pay for school in the fall/spring
16. Father's name/occupation: Brent, I don't fuckin know
17. Mother's name/occupation: Bitch, bitch
18. Siblings (include their ages): Brooke (24?) Amanda (?) Brandon (16) Ashley (12?)
19. Pets (include animal type and breed): I had a fish, but no one wanted it around, so my dad put it in a zip-lock bag, and then it died.
20. Living Situation (Alone? With Parents? How much is your rent?): House with parents
21. Complexion (Fair, Medium, Dark)? Fair
22. Do/did you suffer from Acne? (if so, what treatments have worked?): Little bit. It helped when I stopped rubbing shit all over my face and dick.
FAVOURITES
23. Favourite Films (list a minimum of 3): Cannibal: The Musical, Donnie Darko, Vanilla Sky
24. Favourite T.V shows (list 3): South Park, Family Guy, The Simple Life
25. Favourite Non-Alcoholic Drinks (list 3): Mountain Dew, Gatorade, Chocolate Milk
26. Favourite Ethnic Food (Don't just put down "Chinese".. what specifically..): candy
27. Favourite Snack Items (list 3): food
28. Favourite Books (include authors): The Dark Tower (Stephen King), Ishmael (Daniel Quinn)
29. Favourite Musical Artists (list 3): Bad Religion, The Offspring, The
30. Favourite Drawing Medium (ie. Pencil, Pastels, Conte, Charcoal): Pencil
31. Favourite Cereals (list 2): Wheat Chex, Honey Nut Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs
YOUR WEEKDAY
32. Early Morning Rituals (list 3 ie. cartoons that you watch, bathroom routines): Crunches, Read, Eat Breakfast
33. Are you often rushed? (if so, why? ie. sleeping in): Depends on school.
34. What stresses you out? (ie. deadlines, parents): Being alive.
35. Do you get dressed before or after breakfast? I get undressed after breakfast.
36. Name your means of transportation (ie. Public, Parents, Personal Vehicle): myself & my personal vehicle
37. Have you a license? (if so, any infractions? speeding tickets? accidents?): yes.. no tickets
38. What does your typical lunch consist of? I eat whenever I'm awake
39. Where do you eat it (in the cafeteria? at a local diner? at your desk?): Shelbyville
40. Early Evening Rituals (list 3): Wake up, get on my internet connections
41. What is your regular bedtime? (estimate): Light outside.
42. Do you eat dinner as a family? (if so, what is conversation like?): I'm an individual, not a family.
43. What is your typical dinner? Who prepares it? Whatever is ready to eat, no one is around that late to make me anything.
44. Are you household chore enabled? (ie. can you sew, cook, do your laundry?) hell yeah
45. How often does your room get cleaned? (thoroughly): it never gets dirty
YOUR ROOM/POSESSIONS
46. Describe the decor (is it trendy? expensive? modern? teeny bopper?): It's got semen in the carpet.
47. Do you hide things underneath your mattress? no
48. Do people (ie. parents, sibblings, roomies) invade your personal space?
If so, how does this affect your day-to-day life? Yes. It makes me want to kill my mom.
49. Are you a pack rat? (if so, list some of the strangest things that you've kept?): I keep all my old hair.
50. List 3 of your favourite shops: Gamestop, NASDAQ, Internet
51. What determines your purchases (popularity? quality? price? all of the above?): politics
ADOLESCENCE: THAT TIME FROM AGE 3-12
52. Favourite Childhood Foods (list 3): mac & cheese, chips, salisbury steak
53. Favourite Childhood Books (list 3): Goosebumps, The Eyes of the Dragon, The Boxcar Children
54. Favourite Childhood Shows (list 3): Reading Rainbow, The Brady Bunch, Full House
55. Favourite Childhood Toys (list 3): Power Rangers (I hate my mom.), Legos, My penis.
56. Favourite Childhood Animal: Bitch.
57. Favourite Childhood Colour: Brown, then red.
58. What was your dress style like? Matching pants & shirt sets
59. Worst trends you succumbed to (list 2): Pokoman, Cunnilingus
60. First word (ask your parents if you don't know): ?
61. Did you go to summer camp? Were you in any clubs? (ie. Guides/Scouts): ah
62. What was your social standing? (ie. geek, loner, nerd, jock, preppy): Fag
63. If you could go back in time, what would you change about your childhood? (realistic responses only) Nothing
THE TEEN YEARS: THAT TIME FROM 13-19yrs
64. Do you see yourself as "troublesome"? (in reguards to the image that teens have with adults) If not, what makes you "respectable"? If not, what makes you "respectable"? If so, why? It depends on who the act is done.
65. How have you evolved in the last couple of years? My life has gotten really fucked up.
66. List some major milestones of this time (ie. loss of virginity, graduation, first car): I had sex with a black chick last night.
67. Any Piercings? Tattoos? (henna included) If so, where and what of: My life is a tattoo.
68. Did it hurt as much as you had anticipated? (piercings, tatts, loss of virginity): No. I was left unawares.
69. Do you smoke, drink (alchohol, coffee), do drugs? yes, yes, & yes
TABOO STUFF
70. Do you struggle with self-esteem? If so, what are your insurmountable flaws? yes, I can't
71. Girls; When was your first period? (How old were you)... Were you foolish enough to wish you had had it and now that you've got it, you can't wait for menopause? tomorrow
Guys; Do you respect femininity and all that it entails (menstruation, childbirth, Estrogen)? I love it.
72. If you're sexually active, what is your main form of birth control? Were you parents supportive? Do they know? If not, what are your views on sex? are you waiting for marriage? is this for a girl?
73. Girls; if you unexpectedly got pregnant, what would you do? (ie. abortion, adoption, parenthood) Would your decision be based upon whats best for the baby .. or yourself? Yes
Guys; If you're girlfriend got pregnant, how would your react? (Happy but Scared? Supportive? Or would you leave her to raise the child by herself?) I'd wonder who the hell was having sex with my girlfriend.
74. Future Daughters' Name/Sons' Name: Jesus Christopher; Logan Anthony Michael Hall
75. Are you pro-choice? if so/not, why? I don't think I am.
76. Are you homophobic (anti-gay)? Yes.
77. Have you experimented with members of the same sex? Just Eric Voss.
INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS
S.O = Signicant Other
78. What are the 3 most important traits that you seek in a friend/S.O? Money, sex, power
79. Do you and your friends/S.O have similar interests? Yeah
80. Have you been engaged/married? Yes.
81. Who knows you better, your best friend or boyfriend/girlfriend? he's one in the same
82. What has been your longest friendship/relationship? (in terms of mos/years) 9 yrs(?)/0 yrs
83. Are you a gossip? If I feel like it.
84. Are you polygamous? I'm not really anything.
You're almost there....
THE FUTURE
85. Ideal career?: God
86. Ideal Place of Residancy? (ie. A cottage in the woods, an apartment in the city): Heaven
87. Want kids? how many?: sure, no less than 82
88. What are you doing now in order to obtain these goals? getting in shape
89. Do you think you'll age well (parents are a pretty good indication)? Are you scared of aging?: My parents both look about 20 years younger than they really are, and that's without the surgeries and whatnot, so I'm good there. I don't know if I'll be around to see if I do or not, though.
90. Are you scared of death? How do you cope with that fear (ie. Religion)? AIDS
Ten more to go...
AT RANDOM
91. Own a website? What is the content like? (list the address) nope
92. Any collections? stamps, coins, hair
93. Worst fears: death, loneliness
94. Are you a pretty good judge of character? (refer to your past track record for an answer): I was never any good at track.
95. MSN/AIM/YAHOO/ICQ NAME: jeromemcelroy05
96. Main source of news (paper, T.V, radio)?: internet
97. Do you keep up with current events? (beyond who Britney Spears is dating): sometimes
98. What causes do you advocate? (ie. P.E.T.A, Greenpeace, Woman's Rights, Gay Rights): fuck that
99. How long has this survey taken you? (guess): It's been exactly a fucking hour!
100. Any comments?: Make me well.
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THIS IS THE NEW VERSION OF GETTING TO KNOW YOUR FRIENDS. YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS COPY & PASTE, ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS. SEND IT TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
LET’S BE HONEST NOW!
Last person who...
1. Slept in your bed: Me
2. Saw you cry: Baby Jesus.
3. Made you cry: Onion.
4. You went to the movies with: Stefan
5. You went to the mall with: Um. Fuck. I don't remember my last trip to the mall. I think I was with my dad and my brother
6. one thing you could take back: Your air supply.
Have You Ever...
1. Said "I Love You" and meant it: Are you mocking me with that outfit?
2. Gotten in a fight with your pet: My mom may be a dog, but she definitely isn't my pet.
3. Been to California: Nope.
4. Been to Mexico: No.
5. Been to China: Fuck that.
6. Been to Canada: Yes.
7. Been to Europe: Never.
8. Danced naked: All the time.
9. Wish you were the opposite sex: All the time.
Right Now...
1. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes.
2. What book are you reading now: The Dark Tower VII
3. Worst feeling in the world: being woke up
4. Future KIDS name: Stanley
5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Yes.
6. What's under your bed: My brother.
7. Favorite sport to watch: Fighting
8. Location: My room.
9. Piercings/Tattoos: I'm too lazy.
10. Do you drink: Hells yeah!
11. What are you most scared of: Dying.
12. Where do you want to get married: The dark tower.
13. Who do you really hate: James LaChance
14. Do you have a job: Almost
15. Do you like being around people: Depends on their religion.
16. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: Hell fuck yeah.
17. Have you ever cried: Yup.
18. Are you lonely right now: Every time
19. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: Fuck. Oh! Okay. "Pain" by Jimmy Eat World.
Have you ever...
1. Been in love: Once, but that...was a long time ago.
2. Played strip poker: I don't think so.
3. Gotten beaten up: Sure.
4. Pulled an all nighter: Um...an all dayer?
5. Been on radio/tv: Yeah, I was on Dick Wolfsie's little talk show he had a long time ago. My mom and dad were on it and I was in my moms uterus.
6. Been in a mosh-pit: Yeah, boy.
7. Do you have any gay/lesbian friends: Yeah.
In the last 24 Hours have you...
1. Cried: I wish.
2. Bought something: No.
3. Gotten sick: No.
4. Sang: Yeah.
5. Been kissed: Who the fuck?
6. Had sex: All night long. (By that, I mean no.)
7. Felt stupid: Yeah.
8. Talked to an ex: I don't think I have any of those.
9. Missed someone: Yes.
10. Hugged someone: Yep.
Fuck, it's over? I want more.
LET’S BE HONEST NOW!
Last person who...
1. Slept in your bed: Me
2. Saw you cry: Baby Jesus.
3. Made you cry: Onion.
4. You went to the movies with: Stefan
5. You went to the mall with: Um. Fuck. I don't remember my last trip to the mall. I think I was with my dad and my brother
6. one thing you could take back: Your air supply.
Have You Ever...
1. Said "I Love You" and meant it: Are you mocking me with that outfit?
2. Gotten in a fight with your pet: My mom may be a dog, but she definitely isn't my pet.
3. Been to California: Nope.
4. Been to Mexico: No.
5. Been to China: Fuck that.
6. Been to Canada: Yes.
7. Been to Europe: Never.
8. Danced naked: All the time.
9. Wish you were the opposite sex: All the time.
Right Now...
1. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes.
2. What book are you reading now: The Dark Tower VII
3. Worst feeling in the world: being woke up
4. Future KIDS name: Stanley
5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Yes.
6. What's under your bed: My brother.
7. Favorite sport to watch: Fighting
8. Location: My room.
9. Piercings/Tattoos: I'm too lazy.
10. Do you drink: Hells yeah!
11. What are you most scared of: Dying.
12. Where do you want to get married: The dark tower.
13. Who do you really hate: James LaChance
14. Do you have a job: Almost
15. Do you like being around people: Depends on their religion.
16. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: Hell fuck yeah.
17. Have you ever cried: Yup.
18. Are you lonely right now: Every time
19. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: Fuck. Oh! Okay. "Pain" by Jimmy Eat World.
Have you ever...
1. Been in love: Once, but that...was a long time ago.
2. Played strip poker: I don't think so.
3. Gotten beaten up: Sure.
4. Pulled an all nighter: Um...an all dayer?
5. Been on radio/tv: Yeah, I was on Dick Wolfsie's little talk show he had a long time ago. My mom and dad were on it and I was in my moms uterus.
6. Been in a mosh-pit: Yeah, boy.
7. Do you have any gay/lesbian friends: Yeah.
In the last 24 Hours have you...
1. Cried: I wish.
2. Bought something: No.
3. Gotten sick: No.
4. Sang: Yeah.
5. Been kissed: Who the fuck?
6. Had sex: All night long. (By that, I mean no.)
7. Felt stupid: Yeah.
8. Talked to an ex: I don't think I have any of those.
9. Missed someone: Yes.
10. Hugged someone: Yep.
Fuck, it's over? I want more.
Friday, June 10, 2005
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Friday, June 03, 2005
Happy to Be Adead
I recently graduated high school, but that's stupid.
I had my wisdom toothes took out yesterday. I bled a whole bunch, and it hurt for a while. They didn't have the first one numbed all the away, so it hurt like hell.
I went to hang out with Tyler and Jason for awhiles. I watched Donnie Darko later that night.
I went to bed at about 4 in the a.m.
I got up at about three today. I listened to The Empire Strikes First. Then I had some stuff. Then I went to the big Christian thing and that's where I met the two other members of my new band. I've been coming up with some really sweet names, so it's gonna be a really hard decision to make. Our first practice is tomorrow. I started writing a song tonight. It's based off of a song I heard one of the Christian bands playing tonight, called "Pottymouth Princess." The song I started writing is called "Pottymouth Bitch." And I just now got the idea of calling our first album Pottybottom Princess.
I met Justin Douglas. He pretty much kicks ass, just like me. That's probably why we're such good friends now. I told him about my new band. We are gonna open up for them (his band). Yes.
Here's how my band ended up forming:
Luke Cord comes up to me with his guitar. He tells me we need to go play a song once the current band finishes up. We go in the bathroom. We write an amazing song called "Fuck Goddamn." It was a beautiful song, but we ended up not playing it, on account of the amount of Christians around us. We later ran into Tyler Stieneker. He quickly jumped on. That's all.
And that's all.
I had my wisdom toothes took out yesterday. I bled a whole bunch, and it hurt for a while. They didn't have the first one numbed all the away, so it hurt like hell.
I went to hang out with Tyler and Jason for awhiles. I watched Donnie Darko later that night.
I went to bed at about 4 in the a.m.
I got up at about three today. I listened to The Empire Strikes First. Then I had some stuff. Then I went to the big Christian thing and that's where I met the two other members of my new band. I've been coming up with some really sweet names, so it's gonna be a really hard decision to make. Our first practice is tomorrow. I started writing a song tonight. It's based off of a song I heard one of the Christian bands playing tonight, called "Pottymouth Princess." The song I started writing is called "Pottymouth Bitch." And I just now got the idea of calling our first album Pottybottom Princess.
I met Justin Douglas. He pretty much kicks ass, just like me. That's probably why we're such good friends now. I told him about my new band. We are gonna open up for them (his band). Yes.
Here's how my band ended up forming:
Luke Cord comes up to me with his guitar. He tells me we need to go play a song once the current band finishes up. We go in the bathroom. We write an amazing song called "Fuck Goddamn." It was a beautiful song, but we ended up not playing it, on account of the amount of Christians around us. We later ran into Tyler Stieneker. He quickly jumped on. That's all.
And that's all.
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