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BASICS
1. Given name: Blair Kristoffer Hartman
2. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake (age): 6 (18)
3. Date that you regularly blow them out (birthday): April 16
4. Nationality: American
5. Astrological Sign: Shit. I know it's in my blogger profile.
6. Relationship Status (Single? Married? Dating?): Dead.
7. Height: 6'
8. Weight: 110-ish
9. Hair Colour/Length: Brown, get's lighter toward the end. Not too long. I can almost touch my eyes with it.
10. Eye Colour: Left--Blueish. Right--fuck that.
11. Ethnic Descent: Greek, Irish, German, I know there're more, but that's all I'm allowed to mention.
12. At what time were you born? (ask your mother): 9:09 p.m.
13. How long was your mother in labour? A fucking long-ass time. I ended up having all sorts of problems and was supposed to die, but they decided to let me live. I don't know if that has anything to do with the labor, but it sounds nice.
14. Are your parents divorced? Both are.
15. Are you in school/working? Working in the summer to pay for school in the fall/spring
16. Father's name/occupation: Brent, I don't fuckin know
17. Mother's name/occupation: Bitch, bitch
18. Siblings (include their ages): Brooke (24?) Amanda (?) Brandon (16) Ashley (12?)
19. Pets (include animal type and breed): I had a fish, but no one wanted it around, so my dad put it in a zip-lock bag, and then it died.
20. Living Situation (Alone? With Parents? How much is your rent?): House with parents
21. Complexion (Fair, Medium, Dark)? Fair
22. Do/did you suffer from Acne? (if so, what treatments have worked?): Little bit. It helped when I stopped rubbing shit all over my face and dick.

FAVOURITES
23. Favourite Films (list a minimum of 3): Cannibal: The Musical, Donnie Darko, Vanilla Sky
24. Favourite T.V shows (list 3): South Park, Family Guy, The Simple Life
25. Favourite Non-Alcoholic Drinks (list 3): Mountain Dew, Gatorade, Chocolate Milk
26. Favourite Ethnic Food (Don't just put down "Chinese".. what specifically..): candy
27. Favourite Snack Items (list 3): food
28. Favourite Books (include authors): The Dark Tower (Stephen King), Ishmael (Daniel Quinn)
29. Favourite Musical Artists (list 3): Bad Religion, The Offspring, The
30. Favourite Drawing Medium (ie. Pencil, Pastels, Conte, Charcoal): Pencil
31. Favourite Cereals (list 2): Wheat Chex, Honey Nut Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs

YOUR WEEKDAY
32. Early Morning Rituals (list 3 ie. cartoons that you watch, bathroom routines): Crunches, Read, Eat Breakfast
33. Are you often rushed? (if so, why? ie. sleeping in): Depends on school.
34. What stresses you out? (ie. deadlines, parents): Being alive.
35. Do you get dressed before or after breakfast? I get undressed after breakfast.
36. Name your means of transportation (ie. Public, Parents, Personal Vehicle): myself & my personal vehicle
37. Have you a license? (if so, any infractions? speeding tickets? accidents?): yes.. no tickets
38. What does your typical lunch consist of? I eat whenever I'm awake
39. Where do you eat it (in the cafeteria? at a local diner? at your desk?): Shelbyville
40. Early Evening Rituals (list 3): Wake up, get on my internet connections
41. What is your regular bedtime? (estimate): Light outside.
42. Do you eat dinner as a family? (if so, what is conversation like?): I'm an individual, not a family.
43. What is your typical dinner? Who prepares it? Whatever is ready to eat, no one is around that late to make me anything.
44. Are you household chore enabled? (ie. can you sew, cook, do your laundry?) hell yeah
45. How often does your room get cleaned? (thoroughly): it never gets dirty

YOUR ROOM/POSESSIONS
46. Describe the decor (is it trendy? expensive? modern? teeny bopper?): It's got semen in the carpet.
47. Do you hide things underneath your mattress? no
48. Do people (ie. parents, sibblings, roomies) invade your personal space?
If so, how does this affect your day-to-day life? Yes. It makes me want to kill my mom.
49. Are you a pack rat? (if so, list some of the strangest things that you've kept?): I keep all my old hair.
50. List 3 of your favourite shops: Gamestop, NASDAQ, Internet
51. What determines your purchases (popularity? quality? price? all of the above?): politics

ADOLESCENCE: THAT TIME FROM AGE 3-12
52. Favourite Childhood Foods (list 3): mac & cheese, chips, salisbury steak
53. Favourite Childhood Books (list 3): Goosebumps, The Eyes of the Dragon, The Boxcar Children
54. Favourite Childhood Shows (list 3): Reading Rainbow, The Brady Bunch, Full House
55. Favourite Childhood Toys (list 3): Power Rangers (I hate my mom.), Legos, My penis.
56. Favourite Childhood Animal: Bitch.
57. Favourite Childhood Colour: Brown, then red.
58. What was your dress style like? Matching pants & shirt sets
59. Worst trends you succumbed to (list 2): Pokoman, Cunnilingus
60. First word (ask your parents if you don't know): ?
61. Did you go to summer camp? Were you in any clubs? (ie. Guides/Scouts): ah
62. What was your social standing? (ie. geek, loner, nerd, jock, preppy): Fag
63. If you could go back in time, what would you change about your childhood? (realistic responses only) Nothing

THE TEEN YEARS: THAT TIME FROM 13-19yrs
64. Do you see yourself as "troublesome"? (in reguards to the image that teens have with adults) If not, what makes you "respectable"? If not, what makes you "respectable"? If so, why? It depends on who the act is done.
65. How have you evolved in the last couple of years? My life has gotten really fucked up.
66. List some major milestones of this time (ie. loss of virginity, graduation, first car): I had sex with a black chick last night.
67. Any Piercings? Tattoos? (henna included) If so, where and what of: My life is a tattoo.
68. Did it hurt as much as you had anticipated? (piercings, tatts, loss of virginity): No. I was left unawares.
69. Do you smoke, drink (alchohol, coffee), do drugs? yes, yes, & yes

TABOO STUFF
70. Do you struggle with self-esteem? If so, what are your insurmountable flaws? yes, I can't
71. Girls; When was your first period? (How old were you)... Were you foolish enough to wish you had had it and now that you've got it, you can't wait for menopause? tomorrow
Guys; Do you respect femininity and all that it entails (menstruation, childbirth, Estrogen)? I love it.
72. If you're sexually active, what is your main form of birth control? Were you parents supportive? Do they know? If not, what are your views on sex? are you waiting for marriage? is this for a girl?
73. Girls; if you unexpectedly got pregnant, what would you do? (ie. abortion, adoption, parenthood) Would your decision be based upon whats best for the baby .. or yourself? Yes
Guys; If you're girlfriend got pregnant, how would your react? (Happy but Scared? Supportive? Or would you leave her to raise the child by herself?) I'd wonder who the hell was having sex with my girlfriend.
74. Future Daughters' Name/Sons' Name: Jesus Christopher; Logan Anthony Michael Hall
75. Are you pro-choice? if so/not, why? I don't think I am.
76. Are you homophobic (anti-gay)? Yes.
77. Have you experimented with members of the same sex? Just Eric Voss.

INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS
S.O = Signicant Other
78. What are the 3 most important traits that you seek in a friend/S.O? Money, sex, power
79. Do you and your friends/S.O have similar interests? Yeah
80. Have you been engaged/married? Yes.
81. Who knows you better, your best friend or boyfriend/girlfriend? he's one in the same
82. What has been your longest friendship/relationship? (in terms of mos/years) 9 yrs(?)/0 yrs
83. Are you a gossip? If I feel like it.
84. Are you polygamous? I'm not really anything.
You're almost there....

THE FUTURE
85. Ideal career?: God
86. Ideal Place of Residancy? (ie. A cottage in the woods, an apartment in the city): Heaven
87. Want kids? how many?: sure, no less than 82
88. What are you doing now in order to obtain these goals? getting in shape
89. Do you think you'll age well (parents are a pretty good indication)? Are you scared of aging?: My parents both look about 20 years younger than they really are, and that's without the surgeries and whatnot, so I'm good there. I don't know if I'll be around to see if I do or not, though.
90. Are you scared of death? How do you cope with that fear (ie. Religion)? AIDS
Ten more to go...

AT RANDOM
91. Own a website? What is the content like? (list the address) nope
92. Any collections? stamps, coins, hair
93. Worst fears: death, loneliness
94. Are you a pretty good judge of character? (refer to your past track record for an answer): I was never any good at track.
95. MSN/AIM/YAHOO/ICQ NAME: jeromemcelroy05
96. Main source of news (paper, T.V, radio)?: internet
97. Do you keep up with current events? (beyond who Britney Spears is dating): sometimes
98. What causes do you advocate? (ie. P.E.T.A, Greenpeace, Woman's Rights, Gay Rights): fuck that
99. How long has this survey taken you? (guess): It's been exactly a fucking hour!
100. Any comments?: Make me well.