Free Hat

I just got back from Blaine's room, where I enjoyed many great festivities. The whole thing started with me getting in bed with Blaine and his girlfriend, Amanda. We laid there for a while, talking about things such as ribs and anal sex. After a few short minutes, Blaine was on top of Amanda, playing with her titties and having a splendid time. She managed to get his pants off and forced him to have gay anal sex with her. An hour later, I was caught masturbating at the end of the bed. Amanda threw a toaster at me, and my penis got stuck in the slot, causing it to catch fire. I made a wish and blew it out. All in all, we had a good time, and I can't wait until we do it again (and neither can the Lees). Merry Christmas to all and to all, a good heterozygote.

Collage #1

END

Chelsea Baugher drove me home.

Mr. Lux Wouldn't drive me home.

Miss Chittick just sat at her desk.

Stop.

Coach Man loves to smile.

Mr. Lux tries to dodge while talking to a parent.

Sean Hudson becomes very angry.

Shit.

BEGINNING

Blaine's Hat

And that's the end of that story.

Swallowed in the Semen

Let me start this one off by saying that there is a good chance I won't make it thru the night. Won't is the contraction for wo not. I just ate 1 1/2 fucking bacon monster guys from Hardee's. I had those with some fries and a huge-ass cookie. I had two root beers. We then walked Ani to her area, and then I sprinted (most of the way) back to our quad. I wanted to type a lot more (Zach), but I am suddenly feeling like shutting down for a wile,

Cool to Hate

My brother's gonna be cutting my hair here in a few minutes. That should be fun for everyone.

I have to work tomorrow night. That means I won't be able to see the The Queers performance in Bloomington, IN. This may be my last chance to see them live before they all die, and I wish I had a twin I could send for me. I am very jealous of the Lees on this matter.

The Queers are one of the best old-time punk bands around today.
Download "See you Later Fuckface" if you're still not sold on the idea. I'll wait.

I have so many good stories to tell, that I'm just gonna leave them out. You wouldn't wanna read them anyway.

Usher

My confessions include.......

[x] I am bisexual or homosexual...or something like that.

[x] I've run away from home

[x] I listen to political music.

[] I collect comic books.

[] I shut others out when I'm sad.

[x] I open up to others easily

[x] I am keeping a secret from the world

[x] I watch the news.

[] I own over 5 rap CDs

[] I own an ipod

[] I own something from Hot Topic

[x] I love Disney movies.

[x] I am a sucker for hair/eyes

[] I don't kill bugs.

[x] I curse regularly.

[] I paid for that cell phone ringtone

[] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.

[] I love Spam

[] I bake well

[x] I would wear pajamas to school.

[x] I own something from Abercrombie

[x] I have a job.

[] I love Martha Stewart.

[x] I am in love with love.

[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS

[x] I am self conscious.

[x] I like to laugh.

[] I smoke a pack a day.

[x] I loved "Go Ask Alice".

[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[] I can't swallow pills.

[x] I have many scars

[x] I've been out of this country

[] I believe in ghosts.

[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room

[just on my scrotum] I am really ticklish.

[] I see/have seen a therapist.

[x] I love chocolate.

[] I bite my nails.

[x] I am comfortable with being me.

[x] I play computer games/video games when i'm bored

[] Gotten lost in your city.

[] Saw a shooting star.

[x] Been to any other countries.

[x] I had a serious Surgery.

[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas

[] I have kissed a stranger.

[x] Hugged a stranger

[x] been in a fight with the same sex.

[x] Been arrested.

[x] Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose.

[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[] Made out in an elevator.

[x] Swore at your parents.

[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts.

[] Been skydiving.

[] Been bungee jumping.

[] Broken a bone.

[] Played spin the bottle.

[x] Gotten stitches

[x] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

[x] Bitten someone.

[x] Been to Niagara Falls.

[x] Gotten the chicken pox.

[] Crashed into a friend's car

[] Been to Japan

[] Ridden in a taxi.

[x] Shoplifted.

[] Been fired.

[x] have/had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[] Stole something from your job.

[] Gone on a blind date.

[x] Lied to a friend.

[] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[] Been to Europe.

[] Slept with a co-worker.

[] Been married

[] Gotten divorced.

[x] Saw someone dying.

[] Driven over 400 miles in one day.

[x] Been to Canada.

[] Been on a plane.

[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[] Thrown up in a bar.

[x] Eaten Sushi.

[] Been snowboarding.

[] Been skiing.

[] Been ice skating.

[] Met someone in person from the internet.

[] Been to a moto cross show.

[x] Gone/Going to college.

[x] Done hard drugs

[x] Taken painkillers.

[x] Cheated on someone else

[] Were so bored you took this survey.

pass this on with your own confessions....