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I just got back from Blaine's room, where I enjoyed many great festivities. The whole thing started with me getting in bed with Blaine and his girlfriend, Amanda. We laid there for a while, talking about things such as ribs and anal sex. After a few short minutes, Blaine was on top of Amanda, playing with her titties and having a splendid time. She managed to get his pants off and forced him to have gay anal sex with her. An hour later, I was caught masturbating at the end of the bed. Amanda threw a toaster at me, and my penis got stuck in the slot, causing it to catch fire. I made a wish and blew it out. All in all, we had a good time, and I can't wait until we do it again (and neither can the Lees). Merry Christmas to all and to all, a good heterozygote.