New and Improved Top 8 Quiz
(Name your Top 8 on your profile)
1. Stephanie Mae
2. Blaine Zimmertime
3. Amber
4. Cory Hensley
5. Volk
6. Joel
7. Jon Lee
8. Chuck
..........Now answer the following questions.........
Do 3 and 7 know each other?
maybe a little
Are you really friends with four?
yeah, i guess. i don't really know him too well, but yeah.
Have you ever liked 2 more than a friend?
i suppose you could say that
Would 1 and 5 make a good couple?
hell fuck yeah they would
Why was 3 chosen to be on your Top 8?
because no one likes her
Which one of your Top 8 have you on their Top 8?
ricci, quinn, meghann, kayla
Whats a good memory with 1:
Sex.
Name a bad memory with 3:
She kept hitting me in the head while we were watching Donnie Darko
Have 1 and 6 ever liked each other?
not yet
Is there anyone on your top 8 that doesnt deserve to be?
only all of them
Have you and 6 ever dated?
i wish
What do you like best about 5?
she's German
Who makes you laugh the most?
stephanie mae
If you could add one more and have a Top 9 who would it be?
my vagina
Who on your top 8 are you the closest with?
1
How did you meet number 1?
zach.
What is the best memory you have of number 2?
he wanted me to tell you i killed him
What is one of number 8's best qualities?
rakin' in the points
Do you live close to number 2?
not right now, but sometimes
What is number 1's favorite candy?
semens
Who is the most flirtatious?
Jon Lee. Coathangers.
How long have you known number 2?
about 1 years
Which one of your top 8 friends drinks the most or goes out?
Cory, Joel, Volk, Josh, Candy Kong
Which one of your top 8 friends is the best dresser?
Volk
If you could change something about number 6?
i'd like to change his mind
Say something nice about number 1
180
Would you hug number 1?
i'd hug her mom
How did you meet number 7?
geometry
If you had to buy number 2 any gift, what would you choose?
i wouldn't buy him shit. i'm just not feeling it.
Describe number 1 in three words.
tall, fast, erection
How many of your top 8 friends do you actually know?
seventeen
Showing posts with label Blaine Zimmertime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blaine Zimmertime. Show all posts
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Monday, December 05, 2005
My Hairy Weekend
After I got my shit turned in on Friday, I came back and watched some good TV. "Grounded for Life" was first. It was good. Then it was "Gilmore Girls." The last show was "7th Heaven." It's getting to become a habit for me to sleep through the second half of "Gilmore Girls" and the first half of "7th Heaven."
I think I did something after I watched TV, but I'm not sure.
I later ended up watching Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. I ended up falling asleep somewheres during it, and was woken by my phone. It was Stephanie. You see, I had noticed what movie they were watching in Spanish on Home Alone 2. It was It's a Wonderful Life. I hadn't noticed it in the past, because I had never seen the movie, but I did watch it with Stephanie last weekend, so I did this time. When it was on, I tried to call her, but I got no answer, so I left her a message on the AOL instant messenger, asking her to call me. That's why she called and woke me up. She asked what I was doing, and I told her my story. She thought it was a stupid story, and said Home Alone 2 wasn't even a good movie. What a liar.
I wanted to go to bed early, so I decided to play Sega. I had barely got going when I received a call from Mr. Clinton Coffey. He talked me into coming to Sci-fi. Jon Lee gave me a ride over there. Most of the fun had been had by the time I got in, but it was still good to see everyone. There was a lot of blood and spinach dip. Brandon Mahan was locked out on the roof, and Clinton Coffey wrestled people. I gave hugs, and Fall Out Boy was on Fuse.
Adam Feutz drove me back to the quads around four in the mornings, and I scaled the wall to get to my chambers, where I made good use of the internets and skipped a shower.
I ended up going to bed at six.
I got up early Saturday, because I had things to do. It was either 2:00 or 2:30, depending on how well you read clocks. I lifted weights with Ross Martin at 4:10. After that, I ate breakfast in the commons with Blaine, Jon, and Chuck. I had a medium number six from Burger King. Sas showed up, and Dave and Eric followed close behind. While Sas was in line at Submarine Supreme, I flipped his reversible coats to the orange side. He was very angry, to say the least.
As my roomies and I were leaving, I played Duck Duck Goose with those other guys and some old chick. The old chick was the Goose, and she didn't even chase after me. Oh well.
When we got back, Blaine and I watched From Hell. He thought he had it figured out, but he was way off. I even had to explain to him who Jack th Ripper was after they revealed it in the movie.
When that was over, we watched The Usual Suspects. I fugued it out near the end, but Blaine didn't seem impressed. He tried to confuse me, but I did get it before they gave us the answer, which means I won, because I got it before they told it, and I had to explain it to him even after they told it, so I win.
I was going to go back to Sci-fi after SNL, because Dane Cook was hosting. It was alright, but Stephanie called me again, and we talked about things, and then I didn't go to Sci-fi, but Josh and I did go to Taco Bell, and there was a dumb guy there, and I got a new thing that I had never noticed, and we listened to Bad Religion there and back, and then I talked to Blaine and Julia for a really long time, and we all laughed, and Julia didn't have any clothes on, but it was okay, because I got to hear the story of how her dad raped a fourteen year old girl and tried to blame it on his son (Julia's brother).
When I got back to my room, I discovered me being awesome like I am. Then I talked to Amanda for a while. Then Josh came over, and we stayed up all night, and talked about things, and he kicked my ass at Marvel vs Capcom 2, and then we watched some TV. It was Halloween H2O, some "South Park" thing, and part of Hollow Kevin Bacon, and then I went to lunch with Blaine, Volk, and some black chick. Volk wouldn't trade me phones, so I made a scene.
I went to my room, and went to sleep. I awoke at 8:30 that evening, just as Volk was leaving. While I was climbing down from my loft, she tapped loudly on my door and said, I'm leaving!!!! Goodbye!!!!!!!" I put my shoes on and gave her a hug. Then I watched a thing on The History Channel on Leonardo da Vinci. I flipped to Family Guy on the commercials. Family Guy was a rerun, but I had not seen it. I flipped to it one time to see Doctor Drew with Chris. I was very excited, and couldn't wait for the credits, to verify what I had already stated.
I went back to bed when the da Vinci thing ended, which was around 12. I had trouble sleeping, but I managed to pull it off after a while. I woke up around four, and I laid for a whiles, trying to go back to sleep, but I didn't get there, so I took my first shower in ...days, and then I came back here for some Apple Jacks, and some Fall Out Boy. Then I helped Blaine with his commercials, and here we are.
I think I did something after I watched TV, but I'm not sure.
I later ended up watching Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. I ended up falling asleep somewheres during it, and was woken by my phone. It was Stephanie. You see, I had noticed what movie they were watching in Spanish on Home Alone 2. It was It's a Wonderful Life. I hadn't noticed it in the past, because I had never seen the movie, but I did watch it with Stephanie last weekend, so I did this time. When it was on, I tried to call her, but I got no answer, so I left her a message on the AOL instant messenger, asking her to call me. That's why she called and woke me up. She asked what I was doing, and I told her my story. She thought it was a stupid story, and said Home Alone 2 wasn't even a good movie. What a liar.
I wanted to go to bed early, so I decided to play Sega. I had barely got going when I received a call from Mr. Clinton Coffey. He talked me into coming to Sci-fi. Jon Lee gave me a ride over there. Most of the fun had been had by the time I got in, but it was still good to see everyone. There was a lot of blood and spinach dip. Brandon Mahan was locked out on the roof, and Clinton Coffey wrestled people. I gave hugs, and Fall Out Boy was on Fuse.
Adam Feutz drove me back to the quads around four in the mornings, and I scaled the wall to get to my chambers, where I made good use of the internets and skipped a shower.
I ended up going to bed at six.
I got up early Saturday, because I had things to do. It was either 2:00 or 2:30, depending on how well you read clocks. I lifted weights with Ross Martin at 4:10. After that, I ate breakfast in the commons with Blaine, Jon, and Chuck. I had a medium number six from Burger King. Sas showed up, and Dave and Eric followed close behind. While Sas was in line at Submarine Supreme, I flipped his reversible coats to the orange side. He was very angry, to say the least.
As my roomies and I were leaving, I played Duck Duck Goose with those other guys and some old chick. The old chick was the Goose, and she didn't even chase after me. Oh well.
When we got back, Blaine and I watched From Hell. He thought he had it figured out, but he was way off. I even had to explain to him who Jack th Ripper was after they revealed it in the movie.
When that was over, we watched The Usual Suspects. I fugued it out near the end, but Blaine didn't seem impressed. He tried to confuse me, but I did get it before they gave us the answer, which means I won, because I got it before they told it, and I had to explain it to him even after they told it, so I win.
I was going to go back to Sci-fi after SNL, because Dane Cook was hosting. It was alright, but Stephanie called me again, and we talked about things, and then I didn't go to Sci-fi, but Josh and I did go to Taco Bell, and there was a dumb guy there, and I got a new thing that I had never noticed, and we listened to Bad Religion there and back, and then I talked to Blaine and Julia for a really long time, and we all laughed, and Julia didn't have any clothes on, but it was okay, because I got to hear the story of how her dad raped a fourteen year old girl and tried to blame it on his son (Julia's brother).
When I got back to my room, I discovered me being awesome like I am. Then I talked to Amanda for a while. Then Josh came over, and we stayed up all night, and talked about things, and he kicked my ass at Marvel vs Capcom 2, and then we watched some TV. It was Halloween H2O, some "South Park" thing, and part of Hollow Kevin Bacon, and then I went to lunch with Blaine, Volk, and some black chick. Volk wouldn't trade me phones, so I made a scene.
I went to my room, and went to sleep. I awoke at 8:30 that evening, just as Volk was leaving. While I was climbing down from my loft, she tapped loudly on my door and said, I'm leaving!!!! Goodbye!!!!!!!" I put my shoes on and gave her a hug. Then I watched a thing on The History Channel on Leonardo da Vinci. I flipped to Family Guy on the commercials. Family Guy was a rerun, but I had not seen it. I flipped to it one time to see Doctor Drew with Chris. I was very excited, and couldn't wait for the credits, to verify what I had already stated.
I went back to bed when the da Vinci thing ended, which was around 12. I had trouble sleeping, but I managed to pull it off after a while. I woke up around four, and I laid for a whiles, trying to go back to sleep, but I didn't get there, so I took my first shower in ...days, and then I came back here for some Apple Jacks, and some Fall Out Boy. Then I helped Blaine with his commercials, and here we are.
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Fiona Appleseed
I went to the movies with the Lees and Julia and that's it. We went to see Jarhead. I sat up high with Josh, while everyone else sat down by the screen. The black man was also there. It was a tremendous movie. Go see it.
Afterwards, Jon, Blaine and I went to a place to get some things. Then we went to a new movie theater to seesaw, too. It was good. Of course, Blaine managed to complain about every single thing in the movie. He knew at least four movies it copied off of, even though he was only able to list three (only one of which was anywhere near what he claimed). He kept going on and on about it forever as if we cared or wanted to hear about it.
We got back and climbed over the wall to go back to our quad. Jon likes to ask me if I can climb over the wall all the time, like having big sexy-ass muscles is gonna make it hard to do things. No matter how many times I climb over the wall, he always feels the need to make fun of me for not being able to do it. I am the best, fastest one. I will make fun of him next time.
When I got back to my room, I killed a flying thing and made some Gatorades. Then I did some things on the internet. Then I killed the fly again. Then I drank my Gatorade. Then I found the fly on my back. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I drank some Gatorade again. Then I spent an hour looking for the fly before giving up and going to bed. I watched Fall Out Boy on Hard Rock Live again sometime during all of this.
I went to bed and had some freak-ass dreams. One had to do with Miss Chittick's birthday, Zelda, and me being in the Marines.
That was last night, yes
Afterwards, Jon, Blaine and I went to a place to get some things. Then we went to a new movie theater to seesaw, too. It was good. Of course, Blaine managed to complain about every single thing in the movie. He knew at least four movies it copied off of, even though he was only able to list three (only one of which was anywhere near what he claimed). He kept going on and on about it forever as if we cared or wanted to hear about it.
We got back and climbed over the wall to go back to our quad. Jon likes to ask me if I can climb over the wall all the time, like having big sexy-ass muscles is gonna make it hard to do things. No matter how many times I climb over the wall, he always feels the need to make fun of me for not being able to do it. I am the best, fastest one. I will make fun of him next time.
When I got back to my room, I killed a flying thing and made some Gatorades. Then I did some things on the internet. Then I killed the fly again. Then I drank my Gatorade. Then I found the fly on my back. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I drank some Gatorade again. Then I spent an hour looking for the fly before giving up and going to bed. I watched Fall Out Boy on Hard Rock Live again sometime during all of this.
I went to bed and had some freak-ass dreams. One had to do with Miss Chittick's birthday, Zelda, and me being in the Marines.
That was last night, yes
Friday, November 04, 2005
I Ran with Jon Lee this Morning, and I Feel Really Good as a Result.
I mighta runned about three miles, but I could be wrong. That's what Jon told me he thought it was. He ran abouts four. i felt really awake and alives and ready for lots of sex afterwards, but now I feel tired.
I already lifted two days in a row, and today will make three. I lifted last night and the night before that with Troy, and tonight I'm lifting with Ross Toss. Wait. I'm going to see a movie at 7. I'll have to lift earlier then, because we lift at seven, and that's all there is to it.
I'm getting a blister on my right foot, in the spot where I get blisters. My tummy was burning in econ. I guess that's because I lost a lot of weight from on top of my abdomen when I ran.
Tired.
I started reading Gerald's Game the other day. Justin Schmitt told me it'd be good, so I bought it awhiles back. It does seem pretty good so fat. I mean far.
I still need to take a shower. I didn't really have time to take one after my run because I had class. I didn't need a comma in that last sentence. That's something I've learned since coming here. I'm going to go ahead and take a shower and then eat lunch with some people. After that, I plan on taking a nap or something delicious like that.
Blaine, Bertoli, Jon and I watched Hellraiser: Bloodline last night. It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. In fact, it really wasn't bad at all. I got caught playing with my you-know-what a few times, but I couldn't help but do it; it was a very sexy movie.
I don't know if I blogged about it yet, but I got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze on VHS for $1.99 including tax the other night. I didn't actually pay for it. Blaine still owes me money, so I used him for it, ya know? Those really are some great movies.
I need to hurry up and get my shower now so I can get to lunch on time so I can get back and take my nap.
I went to econ all messy with my hair and my running clothes and shit. I yelled Matt's name and scared the shit out of him. I took a quiz, and did really well on it. Come to think about it, his name was...It was you. Damn.
I already lifted two days in a row, and today will make three. I lifted last night and the night before that with Troy, and tonight I'm lifting with Ross Toss. Wait. I'm going to see a movie at 7. I'll have to lift earlier then, because we lift at seven, and that's all there is to it.
I'm getting a blister on my right foot, in the spot where I get blisters. My tummy was burning in econ. I guess that's because I lost a lot of weight from on top of my abdomen when I ran.
Tired.
I started reading Gerald's Game the other day. Justin Schmitt told me it'd be good, so I bought it awhiles back. It does seem pretty good so fat. I mean far.
I still need to take a shower. I didn't really have time to take one after my run because I had class. I didn't need a comma in that last sentence. That's something I've learned since coming here. I'm going to go ahead and take a shower and then eat lunch with some people. After that, I plan on taking a nap or something delicious like that.
Blaine, Bertoli, Jon and I watched Hellraiser: Bloodline last night. It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. In fact, it really wasn't bad at all. I got caught playing with my you-know-what a few times, but I couldn't help but do it; it was a very sexy movie.
I don't know if I blogged about it yet, but I got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze on VHS for $1.99 including tax the other night. I didn't actually pay for it. Blaine still owes me money, so I used him for it, ya know? Those really are some great movies.
I need to hurry up and get my shower now so I can get to lunch on time so I can get back and take my nap.
I went to econ all messy with my hair and my running clothes and shit. I yelled Matt's name and scared the shit out of him. I took a quiz, and did really well on it. Come to think about it, his name was...It was you. Damn.
Monday, October 31, 2005
She kicked my dog, and now I'm going to fuck her.
Update.
I got a new site counter. It's sign language this time. I don't know how long it will last.
The fire alarm went off a while ago. I just sat here. The fireguy went to the place next door and started yelling. I was somewhat fearful that he might come over here. I think I'm in the clear now.
Blaine and Bertoli spent the night with me last night. They slept well. I slept on my shelf. It had been a while, but it was nice. My chest was hurting a whole lot when I woke up yesterday. I guessed it was from lying on my side on my futon with my class-4 armor. It hurt to move and breathe. But that's all better now.
The contest from my last post is over. Blaine won. It actually was in my blog. I guess I was just looking too hard.
I completed Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 the other day. I unlocked everyone and all the cheats. I didn't unlock the bitch, but that's fine. I'm still done.
Don't cry, bitch.
I'm thinking about starting a dream blog. Leave me a comment if you really think I should.
I got a new site counter. It's sign language this time. I don't know how long it will last.
The fire alarm went off a while ago. I just sat here. The fireguy went to the place next door and started yelling. I was somewhat fearful that he might come over here. I think I'm in the clear now.
Blaine and Bertoli spent the night with me last night. They slept well. I slept on my shelf. It had been a while, but it was nice. My chest was hurting a whole lot when I woke up yesterday. I guessed it was from lying on my side on my futon with my class-4 armor. It hurt to move and breathe. But that's all better now.
The contest from my last post is over. Blaine won. It actually was in my blog. I guess I was just looking too hard.
I completed Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 the other day. I unlocked everyone and all the cheats. I didn't unlock the bitch, but that's fine. I'm still done.
Don't cry, bitch.
I'm thinking about starting a dream blog. Leave me a comment if you really think I should.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Free Hat
I just got back from Blaine's room, where I enjoyed many great festivities. The whole thing started with me getting in bed with Blaine and his girlfriend, Amanda. We laid there for a while, talking about things such as ribs and anal sex. After a few short minutes, Blaine was on top of Amanda, playing with her titties and having a splendid time. She managed to get his pants off and forced him to have gay anal sex with her. An hour later, I was caught masturbating at the end of the bed. Amanda threw a toaster at me, and my penis got stuck in the slot, causing it to catch fire. I made a wish and blew it out. All in all, we had a good time, and I can't wait until we do it again (and neither can the Lees). Merry Christmas to all and to all, a good heterozygote.
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Sunday, February 27, 2005
Run Away!
I went to Zach's house today. He was there with Jon Lee. He was doing stuff. Jon Lee informed the two of us that Sean Hudson had plans to run with his girlfriend, Gwendolyn Kemple, towards the boulder, so Zach and I made plans to ambush them. Jon left, and Zach and I went out to stretch. At one point in our run, a dog came out and tried to eat us, but luckily, I used my high-pitched scream to scare it away. And scare it away it did. Yessir. We ran out there really far, and Zach stopped in the road to go potty. He was facing that way, and I noticed a car coming from that direction. I said, "Hey, Zach!" Zach put his clothes on in a hurry, and we ran back the way we came. It was almost no time at all before we saw the young couple running towards us. We hid behind a bush, and when they were very close, we jumped out and killed them. Well, alright, we didn't kill them, but we did scare the shit out of them. Go Bears! We talked for a little while, and then Zach and I ran back. We stretched. I went for a drive in the country, and then I went home. While I was pulling into the driveway, I turned the radio to Quew Ninety-five. There was a good song about cocaine. I listened to the song. When the song was over, Desperado came on, and it's a really good song, and I listened to it and sang all the words and it's my favorite Eagles song of all time, and it'd been a while since I last heard it, and it's good to thin about, and so I'll put the lyrics right here:
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get
Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone
Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before it's too late.
Anyway, near the end of the song, my mom came out with the phone, but I was singing, and when the song was done, she told me Sean called and wanted me to come to his house. She said she wasn't sure if it was Sean, but she said the person had a soft voice, so she thought it must have been Sean. Sean Hudson.
It was Jon. I went to Sean's house, and I saw his dad, Mike; and his mom, Mike; and his sister, Mike, and the five of us (Sean, Gwendolyn, John, Zach, and Blaire) went to Ridder's. I rode with Jon. I took off my shorts, and I rolled down the window, and I held my shorts out there for everyone to see. While we were going down 44, I saw a cop, and I tried to roll down the window, but Jon had disabled my ability to do so. So, I kept flipping off the cop, and I pretended I was shooting him, and Jon was getting really mad. We got there and we talked about retarded kids at the river, and running the trail thing, and Zach with his bone, and Zach falling down the stairs with it, and Zach riding into a basketball goal, and Blaine Zimmerman. It was a good time. We all went our separate ways and now I'm here.
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get
Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone
Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before it's too late.
Anyway, near the end of the song, my mom came out with the phone, but I was singing, and when the song was done, she told me Sean called and wanted me to come to his house. She said she wasn't sure if it was Sean, but she said the person had a soft voice, so she thought it must have been Sean. Sean Hudson.
It was Jon. I went to Sean's house, and I saw his dad, Mike; and his mom, Mike; and his sister, Mike, and the five of us (Sean, Gwendolyn, John, Zach, and Blaire) went to Ridder's. I rode with Jon. I took off my shorts, and I rolled down the window, and I held my shorts out there for everyone to see. While we were going down 44, I saw a cop, and I tried to roll down the window, but Jon had disabled my ability to do so. So, I kept flipping off the cop, and I pretended I was shooting him, and Jon was getting really mad. We got there and we talked about retarded kids at the river, and running the trail thing, and Zach with his bone, and Zach falling down the stairs with it, and Zach riding into a basketball goal, and Blaine Zimmerman. It was a good time. We all went our separate ways and now I'm here.
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Penetration at its Best
My last real post was on the fifteenth, so I'm gonna try to remember all the highlights since then.
2/16
Had a short swim practice.
Some people were taking pictures. I think Sam Booth and Eric Byrer got the best ones. ;)
We went to Rob's house for food and stuff, and we showed Rob the pictures, and then Cody Miller showed my mom and Tyty's mom one of them. I think it scared both of them. We then watched Old School and I beat the shit out of Chris Wooten, and then we all went home.
I talked to Clinton on the internet for just a little while. We sent each other lots of smileys.
That's about all I can remember.
2/17
Some people did their society project in English. They lived in a bubble, in the ocean. They had a picture of it. They rode elevators down to the bubble from an island. I guess the island was just a big piece of land floating around on the water, and it really pissed me off.
Swimming sectional.
I beat Cherry, right?
Yeah.
He didn't do shit.
That's right.
2/18
My groups day to go in English.
I had trouble getting the printer to print my musical talents for the project.
I had to write some lyrics at lunch.
I put on my Johnny Depp Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas shirt in front of everybody in the hallway.
We did our thing.
I read my lyrics, and it didn't even matter that I had all that music, because we didn't even use it and Miss Couden didn't even see it.
We showed our video to the rest of the class. I was somewhat fearful that Miss Couden would try to kill me after seeing me naked in the video, but she just laughed along with the rest of the class.
Swim practice.
I walked over to Beavis Alert's house at approximately 5:30 P.M. We drove around for a bit. I told him many great stories. He called Amber Alert, and then we drove thru the water and got her.
We all went to Goodwill, where we saw Eric Byrer, shopping with his mother, Susan.
We looked and looked for something for me to wear to formal. Nothing seemed to fit me.
We finally found this little black skirt and this stretchy pink shirt. We got a nice purse, and we were on our way.
Beavis Alert took me home.
I drove on over to the high school.
Senior night.
I saw my Clinton, and I gave him a hug.
I saw some Lees (one of them took notice to my shirt after some time) and a Hudson and a Kuhn and a Newkirk and a Pierce and a Barlow and an Orem (he recognized the Fear and Loathing scene on my shirt right away) and I ate four hotdogs, and then we had our cross country recognition, and then I got some ice cream.
Blaire Hartman, Andrew Newkirk, Joh Lee, Josh lee (Jon comes before Josh aphabetically), Sean Hudson, Jarod Grimme, Adam Barlow, Lindsay Conner, Justin Kuhn, and Pierce Martin all went to Applebee's, where we saw Pat Creel.
It was nice seeing Pat Creel.
I was very funny.
I told Adam Barlow many interesting stories about Lindsay Conner.
We all went home.
2/19
Got up at about nine.
Got on the internet for a while.
Shaved.
Went to the high school.
Got on the bus.
Went to Center Grove for sectional finals.
Went into the locker room.
Stefan found a pencil.
Stefan tried to get pencil stuck in ceiling.
Blair found stool.
Blair tried to get stool stuck in ceiling.
Stool didn't stick.
Stool came back down.
As did a nice portion of the ceiling.
Oops!
Blair picked up some big pieces of the ceiling.
We got out of there very quickly.
We swam.
We got 45 points, I think.
We lost.
Um.
I went home.
I got dressed up for formal.
I picked up Amber Alert.
Her mom, I think, got some pictures.
We went to see Beavis Alert at work.
We headed over to Lindsay Conner's house.
We passed Bryce New on Amos.
We got to Linday's just in time to see the end of Secret Window.
Johnny Depp.
Adam Barlow was there.
Megan Allen and Lori Nigh showed up.
We all went to get Erica Cole and Derica.
We all went to Logan's Roadhouse.
We saw Pat Creel there.
What are the odds of that?
We ate.
I told Adam Barlow a secret.
Megan left her cell phone on the table, so I took it.
I called a few people from Megan's phone.
I called Sally, pretending to be Adam, and he didn't like the message I left her, and he erased it.
We went to the thing.
Everyone thought I was beautiful.
People were getting pictures of me left and right.
We danced.
A bunch of guys were wanting to take me home with them.
We went to Denny's.
A guy gave me a dollar for wearing a skirt.
I got this Oreo thing.
We left.
I went home, I think.
Wait.
I played games with Adam Barlow as we were heading down 44.
And then I led the way for a little, and then I started driving crazy, and then this cop pulled up, and I drove away very slowly.
The cop just kinda sat there for a bit, and then he went on his way.
And then I went home.
I started to write a poem about it, I think.
I think I fell asleep around 5.
2/20
Got up at about noon.
Talked to Blaine Zimmerman on the internet.
He directed me towards Paris Hilton's contacts (not the kind you wear in your eyes).
I tried many of the numbers.
None seemed to work.
I think that's about it.
2/21
Got up.
Went to the computer.
Recognized, right away, the headline stating that my new hero, Hunter S. Thompson, had committed suicide.
I spent most of the day finding links to him and putting them in my blog.
I sat around.
Uh....
Hmmm.
I found out Dragonball GT is on Cartoon Network now.
I know I'm gonna have to start watching Dragonball GT.
It's been such a long time since I've seen any Dragonballs.
It really is the best show ever once you seen it seven times.
I watched Howard Stern.
Very funny.
I watched Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Very funnier.
The fucking President's thing.
The kid, the Even Stevens guy. Yeah, him.
I went to bed.
Had lots of trouble sleeping.
2/22, Today
I added five pages to my AP music theory guy.
I stopped trying on it, that's why I was able to get so much done.
All through AP bio, I wanted to use penetration for an answer to a question Mr. Lux would ask.
About halfway through the class, Mr. lux asked a question. He said the word begins with a P and ends with an N, and I'm sure you could imagine the joy I had right then.
I gave my answer. It was the wrong answer.
Mr. Lux was really pissed off.
The correct answer was pollen.
I got my thing with my English project grade, and it was alright.
Oh, yeah, I also got a vocab guy back.
16. The fervor of the impact caused the fetus's fead to tear thru his mother's abdomen.
17. The exulting clown received a gift of charred diarrhea from his brother's spaceship to the moon.
18. Mr. Lux glowered at Mark Twain after the b's came and ate a bunch of human embryos.
19. The Chris mutinously kicked the senator in the head, causing him to get a big hug--I didn't stop laughing.
20. The Jesus malevolently ran into the bank and shot three of the hostages, and then he returned home to count the number of undesireable that's in his college essay.
And, oh, I got this marriage plan thing back.
I will marry a Christmas tree. I would want to have all family members in attendance, dead or alive. It would be in a large castle on a cliff, overlooking the Gulf of Jesus. We will join forces and defeat the evil empire. Everyone gets rice crackers and Mountain Dew. Admission will be $35 for adults, $15 for children, and 75 cents (WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CENT SIGN!) for the deceased. Instead of throwing rice at the end part, people will throw exotic animals. At the very end, the tree and I will jump off the cliff and die in each others arms on the rocky beach below, but before we hit the ground, Megan will reach down and grab us and throw up into the sky, where we will live in a city in the clouds happily ever after.
Good.
I'm glad it's done.
I ran today.
Not very long.
But I did run.
This has got to be the longest blog post ever.
2/16
Had a short swim practice.
Some people were taking pictures. I think Sam Booth and Eric Byrer got the best ones. ;)
We went to Rob's house for food and stuff, and we showed Rob the pictures, and then Cody Miller showed my mom and Tyty's mom one of them. I think it scared both of them. We then watched Old School and I beat the shit out of Chris Wooten, and then we all went home.
I talked to Clinton on the internet for just a little while. We sent each other lots of smileys.
That's about all I can remember.
2/17
Some people did their society project in English. They lived in a bubble, in the ocean. They had a picture of it. They rode elevators down to the bubble from an island. I guess the island was just a big piece of land floating around on the water, and it really pissed me off.
Swimming sectional.
I beat Cherry, right?
Yeah.
He didn't do shit.
That's right.
2/18
My groups day to go in English.
I had trouble getting the printer to print my musical talents for the project.
I had to write some lyrics at lunch.
I put on my Johnny Depp Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas shirt in front of everybody in the hallway.
We did our thing.
I read my lyrics, and it didn't even matter that I had all that music, because we didn't even use it and Miss Couden didn't even see it.
We showed our video to the rest of the class. I was somewhat fearful that Miss Couden would try to kill me after seeing me naked in the video, but she just laughed along with the rest of the class.
Swim practice.
I walked over to Beavis Alert's house at approximately 5:30 P.M. We drove around for a bit. I told him many great stories. He called Amber Alert, and then we drove thru the water and got her.
We all went to Goodwill, where we saw Eric Byrer, shopping with his mother, Susan.
We looked and looked for something for me to wear to formal. Nothing seemed to fit me.
We finally found this little black skirt and this stretchy pink shirt. We got a nice purse, and we were on our way.
Beavis Alert took me home.
I drove on over to the high school.
Senior night.
I saw my Clinton, and I gave him a hug.
I saw some Lees (one of them took notice to my shirt after some time) and a Hudson and a Kuhn and a Newkirk and a Pierce and a Barlow and an Orem (he recognized the Fear and Loathing scene on my shirt right away) and I ate four hotdogs, and then we had our cross country recognition, and then I got some ice cream.
Blaire Hartman, Andrew Newkirk, Joh Lee, Josh lee (Jon comes before Josh aphabetically), Sean Hudson, Jarod Grimme, Adam Barlow, Lindsay Conner, Justin Kuhn, and Pierce Martin all went to Applebee's, where we saw Pat Creel.
It was nice seeing Pat Creel.
I was very funny.
I told Adam Barlow many interesting stories about Lindsay Conner.
We all went home.
2/19
Got up at about nine.
Got on the internet for a while.
Shaved.
Went to the high school.
Got on the bus.
Went to Center Grove for sectional finals.
Went into the locker room.
Stefan found a pencil.
Stefan tried to get pencil stuck in ceiling.
Blair found stool.
Blair tried to get stool stuck in ceiling.
Stool didn't stick.
Stool came back down.
As did a nice portion of the ceiling.
Oops!
Blair picked up some big pieces of the ceiling.
We got out of there very quickly.
We swam.
We got 45 points, I think.
We lost.
Um.
I went home.
I got dressed up for formal.
I picked up Amber Alert.
Her mom, I think, got some pictures.
We went to see Beavis Alert at work.
We headed over to Lindsay Conner's house.
We passed Bryce New on Amos.
We got to Linday's just in time to see the end of Secret Window.
Johnny Depp.
Adam Barlow was there.
Megan Allen and Lori Nigh showed up.
We all went to get Erica Cole and Derica.
We all went to Logan's Roadhouse.
We saw Pat Creel there.
What are the odds of that?
We ate.
I told Adam Barlow a secret.
Megan left her cell phone on the table, so I took it.
I called a few people from Megan's phone.
I called Sally, pretending to be Adam, and he didn't like the message I left her, and he erased it.
We went to the thing.
Everyone thought I was beautiful.
People were getting pictures of me left and right.
We danced.
A bunch of guys were wanting to take me home with them.
We went to Denny's.
A guy gave me a dollar for wearing a skirt.
I got this Oreo thing.
We left.
I went home, I think.
Wait.
I played games with Adam Barlow as we were heading down 44.
And then I led the way for a little, and then I started driving crazy, and then this cop pulled up, and I drove away very slowly.
The cop just kinda sat there for a bit, and then he went on his way.
And then I went home.
I started to write a poem about it, I think.
I think I fell asleep around 5.
2/20
Got up at about noon.
Talked to Blaine Zimmerman on the internet.
He directed me towards Paris Hilton's contacts (not the kind you wear in your eyes).
I tried many of the numbers.
None seemed to work.
I think that's about it.
2/21
Got up.
Went to the computer.
Recognized, right away, the headline stating that my new hero, Hunter S. Thompson, had committed suicide.
I spent most of the day finding links to him and putting them in my blog.
I sat around.
Uh....
Hmmm.
I found out Dragonball GT is on Cartoon Network now.
I know I'm gonna have to start watching Dragonball GT.
It's been such a long time since I've seen any Dragonballs.
It really is the best show ever once you seen it seven times.
I watched Howard Stern.
Very funny.
I watched Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Very funnier.
The fucking President's thing.
The kid, the Even Stevens guy. Yeah, him.
I went to bed.
Had lots of trouble sleeping.
2/22, Today
I added five pages to my AP music theory guy.
I stopped trying on it, that's why I was able to get so much done.
All through AP bio, I wanted to use penetration for an answer to a question Mr. Lux would ask.
About halfway through the class, Mr. lux asked a question. He said the word begins with a P and ends with an N, and I'm sure you could imagine the joy I had right then.
I gave my answer. It was the wrong answer.
Mr. Lux was really pissed off.
The correct answer was pollen.
I got my thing with my English project grade, and it was alright.
Oh, yeah, I also got a vocab guy back.
16. The fervor of the impact caused the fetus's fead to tear thru his mother's abdomen.
17. The exulting clown received a gift of charred diarrhea from his brother's spaceship to the moon.
18. Mr. Lux glowered at Mark Twain after the b's came and ate a bunch of human embryos.
19. The Chris mutinously kicked the senator in the head, causing him to get a big hug--I didn't stop laughing.
20. The Jesus malevolently ran into the bank and shot three of the hostages, and then he returned home to count the number of undesireable that's in his college essay.
And, oh, I got this marriage plan thing back.
I will marry a Christmas tree. I would want to have all family members in attendance, dead or alive. It would be in a large castle on a cliff, overlooking the Gulf of Jesus. We will join forces and defeat the evil empire. Everyone gets rice crackers and Mountain Dew. Admission will be $35 for adults, $15 for children, and 75 cents (WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CENT SIGN!) for the deceased. Instead of throwing rice at the end part, people will throw exotic animals. At the very end, the tree and I will jump off the cliff and die in each others arms on the rocky beach below, but before we hit the ground, Megan will reach down and grab us and throw up into the sky, where we will live in a city in the clouds happily ever after.
Good.
I'm glad it's done.
I ran today.
Not very long.
But I did run.
This has got to be the longest blog post ever.
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