After I got my shit turned in on Friday, I came back and watched some good TV. "Grounded for Life" was first. It was good. Then it was "Gilmore Girls." The last show was "7th Heaven." It's getting to become a habit for me to sleep through the second half of "Gilmore Girls" and the first half of "7th Heaven."
I think I did something after I watched TV, but I'm not sure.
I later ended up watching Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. I ended up falling asleep somewheres during it, and was woken by my phone. It was Stephanie. You see, I had noticed what movie they were watching in Spanish on Home Alone 2. It was It's a Wonderful Life. I hadn't noticed it in the past, because I had never seen the movie, but I did watch it with Stephanie last weekend, so I did this time. When it was on, I tried to call her, but I got no answer, so I left her a message on the AOL instant messenger, asking her to call me. That's why she called and woke me up. She asked what I was doing, and I told her my story. She thought it was a stupid story, and said Home Alone 2 wasn't even a good movie. What a liar.
I wanted to go to bed early, so I decided to play Sega. I had barely got going when I received a call from Mr. Clinton Coffey. He talked me into coming to Sci-fi. Jon Lee gave me a ride over there. Most of the fun had been had by the time I got in, but it was still good to see everyone. There was a lot of blood and spinach dip. Brandon Mahan was locked out on the roof, and Clinton Coffey wrestled people. I gave hugs, and Fall Out Boy was on Fuse.
Adam Feutz drove me back to the quads around four in the mornings, and I scaled the wall to get to my chambers, where I made good use of the internets and skipped a shower.
I ended up going to bed at six.
I got up early Saturday, because I had things to do. It was either 2:00 or 2:30, depending on how well you read clocks. I lifted weights with Ross Martin at 4:10. After that, I ate breakfast in the commons with Blaine, Jon, and Chuck. I had a medium number six from Burger King. Sas showed up, and Dave and Eric followed close behind. While Sas was in line at Submarine Supreme, I flipped his reversible coats to the orange side. He was very angry, to say the least.
As my roomies and I were leaving, I played Duck Duck Goose with those other guys and some old chick. The old chick was the Goose, and she didn't even chase after me. Oh well.
When we got back, Blaine and I watched From Hell. He thought he had it figured out, but he was way off. I even had to explain to him who Jack th Ripper was after they revealed it in the movie.
When that was over, we watched The Usual Suspects. I fugued it out near the end, but Blaine didn't seem impressed. He tried to confuse me, but I did get it before they gave us the answer, which means I won, because I got it before they told it, and I had to explain it to him even after they told it, so I win.
I was going to go back to Sci-fi after SNL, because Dane Cook was hosting. It was alright, but Stephanie called me again, and we talked about things, and then I didn't go to Sci-fi, but Josh and I did go to Taco Bell, and there was a dumb guy there, and I got a new thing that I had never noticed, and we listened to Bad Religion there and back, and then I talked to Blaine and Julia for a really long time, and we all laughed, and Julia didn't have any clothes on, but it was okay, because I got to hear the story of how her dad raped a fourteen year old girl and tried to blame it on his son (Julia's brother).
When I got back to my room, I discovered me being awesome like I am. Then I talked to Amanda for a while. Then Josh came over, and we stayed up all night, and talked about things, and he kicked my ass at Marvel vs Capcom 2, and then we watched some TV. It was Halloween H2O, some "South Park" thing, and part of Hollow Kevin Bacon, and then I went to lunch with Blaine, Volk, and some black chick. Volk wouldn't trade me phones, so I made a scene.
I went to my room, and went to sleep. I awoke at 8:30 that evening, just as Volk was leaving. While I was climbing down from my loft, she tapped loudly on my door and said, I'm leaving!!!! Goodbye!!!!!!!" I put my shoes on and gave her a hug. Then I watched a thing on The History Channel on Leonardo da Vinci. I flipped to Family Guy on the commercials. Family Guy was a rerun, but I had not seen it. I flipped to it one time to see Doctor Drew with Chris. I was very excited, and couldn't wait for the credits, to verify what I had already stated.
I went back to bed when the da Vinci thing ended, which was around 12. I had trouble sleeping, but I managed to pull it off after a while. I woke up around four, and I laid for a whiles, trying to go back to sleep, but I didn't get there, so I took my first shower in ...days, and then I came back here for some Apple Jacks, and some Fall Out Boy. Then I helped Blaine with his commercials, and here we are.
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Monday, December 05, 2005
Monday, July 18, 2005
Insomniphiliac
I started reading Insomnia by Stephen Kings a few days ago. The problem is that I now have insomnia. I usually don't sleep well when I'm drunk. I didn't drink last night, and I was really tired, but I couldn't sleep. I ended up going to bed at about 6 a.m. It took me a while still to get to sleep. I read in Insomnia about a type of insomnia where you sleep very lightly and awaken with the impression that you've been awake the whole time. I think that's what was going on, because I remember lying in bed, fighting with my sinuses to check huge concrete windows at work while turning left and right. I hate it when that shit happens when I'm trying to sleep. Well, I finally came to at about 9:30 a.m., and found that my dad was in my room, looking for the dial one guys. I had trouble getting back to sleep after that, even though I was tired as shit. So I got up and took out my retainer, because it causes shit tastes in my mouth. I got back in bed and tried to go back to sleep. When I was about to doze off at about 10:15 a.m., I suddenly hear the chatter of a jackhammer in the great room. The walls were shaking, the earth was...never mind. It went on for some time, so I got up and got on the internets and posted many away messages to express my feelings to the AOL Insant Messenger community. My dad heated some pizza up for me and I ate it and it was good, and I had some Mountain Dew. I started doing the AIM battle war whatever the fuck it is thing and found that I am no match for Kylie Dickmann or Chelsea Baugher. I also talked to Ani Sweet and Lindsay Conner for about an hour. I left my house at about five to retrieve my Warped ticket. On the way home I noticed a Rob Nolley at a four-way stop at Amos and McKay. I saw him for just a second and then he was gone. I hurried home and gave him a call to confirm that it was really him. I talked to him for a little bit. He lied and said he knew who I was. He thought I was Chase Hubler. Wrong. I was actually Blaire Hartman. But we talked about Japan and books, and then he had to take off and head on over to the city council meetings. The book he told me he was reading got me wanting to watch a very funny movie that I haven't seen in forevers. I asked my brother if he would like to watch Dick with me. He said yes. I couldn't find the damn VHS, so we didn't watch it. I did, however, find some good literature in my sisters closet. These were books that I gave her quite a while ago. The first book to catch my eye was titled "War of the Worlds." I then grabbed a few others including all four of the "The Indian in the Cupboard" books. (I didn't know what to do with the titles, so I just did both.) Anyway. Amanda called me last night.
Monday, July 04, 2005
My Life as a Green Penis
[YOUR ROOM]
[1]What size is your bed?: blair-size
[2]Is your floor carpeted?: Yes
[3]If so, what color is it?: White
[4]Do you have posters on your walls?: NO
[5]Of what? naked bitches
[6]Do you keep your room clean?: Fuck yes
[7]Are you allowed to eat in your room?: yes
[HYGIENE]
[8]How many times a day do you brush your teeth? 2-7
[9]Do you take a shower daily?: yes
[10]Do you wear perfume/cologne?: no
[11]Do you wear deodorant?: only on days the end in "dead"
[OUTSIDE]
[12]Do you go outside often?: no
[13]Is your lawn green or brown?: It's pretty green
[14]Do you have a patio in the back?: Yes
[15]Hey Whats up? my dick (I'm not kidding)
[16]How many trees are in your yard? possibly three
[ABOUT YOU]
[17]Are you male or female?: male
[18]Are you sure?: not at all
[19]Do you have any piercings?: nope
[20]If so, where?:
[21]Are you single or married?: single
[22]Do you like your name?: yep
[23]Do you like lotion?: yeah
[24]Do you shave your legs?: rarely
[MISC]
[25]Is the sky really blue, or is it white with blue clouds?: the sky is blue, and all the leaves are green
[26] last question confuse you?: why?
[27]Do you eat chocolate often?: no
[28]Do you have a job?: yeah
[29]Why or why not?: because it supports my eBay habit
[30]Is your computer slow?: it's pretty quick
[31]Have you ever wondered why there is bark on trees? not recently
[32]Why do cats cover their poop and such? because it's shit, it smells
[33]What do you hear right now?: tv
[34]What do you smell right now?: N/A/B
[35]Are you alone in the room?: yep
[36]Are you at home?: yep
[THE LAST]
[38]person you hugged: cameron dake
[39]person you called: amanda
[41]thing you touched: my penis
[42]magazine you bought: electronic gaming monthly
[43]place you went to: pilkington
[44]person who you chatted with: my sister
[45]perfume you sprayed:
[46]thing you ate: country fried steak
[47]drink you drank: milk
[48]flower you picked: yar
[49]movie you rented: never
[50]letter you typed: are
[51]word(s) you said: fuck
[52]place where you slept: my bed
[FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND]
Jingle : Uncle Jesse
Hobo: Sexual
John Deere: Johnny Depp
American: Bitch
Guy: Gay
Girl: Small
Kitten: Slut
Cherry: Alicia
Health: Heatons
CD: VD
Movie: Tom Cruise
Arrow: Robin Hood
Sing: Owl Jolson
Cord: Guitar
Telemarketer: Face
[1]What size is your bed?: blair-size
[2]Is your floor carpeted?: Yes
[3]If so, what color is it?: White
[4]Do you have posters on your walls?: NO
[5]Of what? naked bitches
[6]Do you keep your room clean?: Fuck yes
[7]Are you allowed to eat in your room?: yes
[HYGIENE]
[8]How many times a day do you brush your teeth? 2-7
[9]Do you take a shower daily?: yes
[10]Do you wear perfume/cologne?: no
[11]Do you wear deodorant?: only on days the end in "dead"
[OUTSIDE]
[12]Do you go outside often?: no
[13]Is your lawn green or brown?: It's pretty green
[14]Do you have a patio in the back?: Yes
[15]Hey Whats up? my dick (I'm not kidding)
[16]How many trees are in your yard? possibly three
[ABOUT YOU]
[17]Are you male or female?: male
[18]Are you sure?: not at all
[19]Do you have any piercings?: nope
[20]If so, where?:
[21]Are you single or married?: single
[22]Do you like your name?: yep
[23]Do you like lotion?: yeah
[24]Do you shave your legs?: rarely
[MISC]
[25]Is the sky really blue, or is it white with blue clouds?: the sky is blue, and all the leaves are green
[26] last question confuse you?: why?
[27]Do you eat chocolate often?: no
[28]Do you have a job?: yeah
[29]Why or why not?: because it supports my eBay habit
[30]Is your computer slow?: it's pretty quick
[31]Have you ever wondered why there is bark on trees? not recently
[32]Why do cats cover their poop and such? because it's shit, it smells
[33]What do you hear right now?: tv
[34]What do you smell right now?: N/A/B
[35]Are you alone in the room?: yep
[36]Are you at home?: yep
[THE LAST]
[38]person you hugged: cameron dake
[39]person you called: amanda
[41]thing you touched: my penis
[42]magazine you bought: electronic gaming monthly
[43]place you went to: pilkington
[44]person who you chatted with: my sister
[45]perfume you sprayed:
[46]thing you ate: country fried steak
[47]drink you drank: milk
[48]flower you picked: yar
[49]movie you rented: never
[50]letter you typed: are
[51]word(s) you said: fuck
[52]place where you slept: my bed
[FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND]
Jingle : Uncle Jesse
Hobo: Sexual
John Deere: Johnny Depp
American: Bitch
Guy: Gay
Girl: Small
Kitten: Slut
Cherry: Alicia
Health: Heatons
CD: VD
Movie: Tom Cruise
Arrow: Robin Hood
Sing: Owl Jolson
Cord: Guitar
Telemarketer: Face
Monday, May 23, 2005
Daring to Try, to Do it or Die, I Gotta Be Dead
Friday:
I took my AP bio final. I then went to AP bio. Then I went with some of the squib people to breakfast. Then I went back to school to work on my page. Then I went home. Then I went to the track sectional. Then I ran a PR in the 4x800. I ran a 2:18.Then I went potty. Then I went to Taco Bell with Audrey, Jen, Chrissy, and Ashley Woolen. Then Eric Byrer and some foreigners showed up. Then we were all gonna go to my house, and then I went there, and everyone else just kinda decided to not show up. Then I ended up going to play basketball ( me, Stefan, Jon/Josh, Stephanie, and Matt). I kinda just stood there for a while, thinking about stuff. I spent a lot of the time looking a the tree behind the basketball goal, imagining seeing myself hanging from it. It made me feel a little better to see that the world would still be there even if I was dead. Then I took Stephanie home. Then I went to pick Stefan up from his house. Then I helped him look for his Team America: World Police special edition unrated version DVD. Then we watched the movie. Then I had some pizza, and then I went to bed.
Saturday:
I did nothing, and then I went to the movie theater and did some fun things for about and hour. Then Tyler and I shook hands. Then I went to Jim Peck's house. After a while, I drove by Adam Barlow's house to see if he was around, and then I went to the Schmitts' house, and I broke some dumb broad's back. I ate some things. We exchanged stories, then Eric Byrer left. It was about one a.m. by this time, and Justin told me he was going to bed at two. We went out into the one room, and we discussed Stephen King and some other things. Then he offered to lend me his Donnie Darko The Director's Cut DVD. I looked at the clock, and it was a little after three. I was quite surprised by this, us talking so long. It reminded me of the time last summer when I went over to the Schmitts' house and was talking to Justin and Matt Baker and ended up leaving at three a.m. So, I went home and had some pizza and took a shower, and then I went to bed at about 4:30.
Sunday:
I woke up at about 1. I had some pizza for breakfast. I went over to the Gahimers' to watch Donnie Darko. They said it was stupid, and it pissed me off. I hate when people label something they don't understand as stupid. I was pissed off even further when Stephanie turned the TV to a movie that was stupid and pretended it was something special. I went home at this point, because my head was starting to act up. I took some pills when I got home, and then I watched Donnie Darko with my brother. Then I ate some Pizza. Then I went back to the Gahimer place to watch "Family Guy." Luckily, Fox decided to play fucking stupid-ass Star Wars, so I watched "Desparate Housewives" instead. Rex died. I guess he won't having anymore problems with crying when he ejaculates. Then I watched some more TV (Bam and Rosanne). Then I went home and called Amanda. I woke her ass right up and exchanged stories with her. Then I did some more things, and that's about it.
I took my AP bio final. I then went to AP bio. Then I went with some of the squib people to breakfast. Then I went back to school to work on my page. Then I went home. Then I went to the track sectional. Then I ran a PR in the 4x800. I ran a 2:18.Then I went potty. Then I went to Taco Bell with Audrey, Jen, Chrissy, and Ashley Woolen. Then Eric Byrer and some foreigners showed up. Then we were all gonna go to my house, and then I went there, and everyone else just kinda decided to not show up. Then I ended up going to play basketball ( me, Stefan, Jon/Josh, Stephanie, and Matt). I kinda just stood there for a while, thinking about stuff. I spent a lot of the time looking a the tree behind the basketball goal, imagining seeing myself hanging from it. It made me feel a little better to see that the world would still be there even if I was dead. Then I took Stephanie home. Then I went to pick Stefan up from his house. Then I helped him look for his Team America: World Police special edition unrated version DVD. Then we watched the movie. Then I had some pizza, and then I went to bed.
Saturday:
I did nothing, and then I went to the movie theater and did some fun things for about and hour. Then Tyler and I shook hands. Then I went to Jim Peck's house. After a while, I drove by Adam Barlow's house to see if he was around, and then I went to the Schmitts' house, and I broke some dumb broad's back. I ate some things. We exchanged stories, then Eric Byrer left. It was about one a.m. by this time, and Justin told me he was going to bed at two. We went out into the one room, and we discussed Stephen King and some other things. Then he offered to lend me his Donnie Darko The Director's Cut DVD. I looked at the clock, and it was a little after three. I was quite surprised by this, us talking so long. It reminded me of the time last summer when I went over to the Schmitts' house and was talking to Justin and Matt Baker and ended up leaving at three a.m. So, I went home and had some pizza and took a shower, and then I went to bed at about 4:30.
Sunday:
I woke up at about 1. I had some pizza for breakfast. I went over to the Gahimers' to watch Donnie Darko. They said it was stupid, and it pissed me off. I hate when people label something they don't understand as stupid. I was pissed off even further when Stephanie turned the TV to a movie that was stupid and pretended it was something special. I went home at this point, because my head was starting to act up. I took some pills when I got home, and then I watched Donnie Darko with my brother. Then I ate some Pizza. Then I went back to the Gahimer place to watch "Family Guy." Luckily, Fox decided to play fucking stupid-ass Star Wars, so I watched "Desparate Housewives" instead. Rex died. I guess he won't having anymore problems with crying when he ejaculates. Then I watched some more TV (Bam and Rosanne). Then I went home and called Amanda. I woke her ass right up and exchanged stories with her. Then I did some more things, and that's about it.
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Fuck Me
Today was my first day out of school, but I haven't finished school yet. I have to go back tomorrow to take a final and work on my last yearbook page. It'll take me a few days to complete my page, so it's gay.
I had to take a disk to Jen for yearbook today, because she desperately needed it. I got up a little after one, had some poop-tarts (typo--it's supposed to be pop-tarts), listened to some stuff, talked to Stephanie, grabbed the disk, put my shoes on, went out into the van, pulled out into the street, realized I didn't have the disk, went back in, got the disk, drove to school, started to walk to yearbook, realized I had the wrong disk, turned around, went home, got the right disk, drove back to school, gave it to Jen, a bunch of hot chicks jumped on me and tried to have sex with me and told me how much they already missed me, I fended them off, went to Coach Man's room, he wasn't there, I went outside, saw that Erica Cole had been parked in front of me, then I got in her car and we talked, and then I gave her a big hug, and then I left, and then I tried to call Coach Man, he didn't answer his phone, I went to Stephanie's house, told her I couldn't connect to Coach Man so I didn't know what time my sectional started, then her mom called the school and found out it was canceled, then I kept screaming, then Stephanie and I went to my house to get my car, we listened to "Runaway Train" all the way there, then we got my car, then we went to buy some cigars, and then we went to Stephanie's house, I called Jim Peck, I talked to his mom, Stephanie was being mean to me, so I went home, I ate, my mom was being a bitch, I hate my mom, I hope my mom dies, I talked to Jim, Jim decided to take a nap, Amanda called me, we talked for a little over half an hour, Amanda made me very happy, Amanda likes to make me happy, so I told her to call me again after she gets off work, and she said she would, and then I read some of The Dark Tower, which I need to finish soon, so I can read other things and then read The Dark Tower again, and now this, and now I just have to wait for Amanda to call, and I think I'll go get one of my lighters so I'll have something to play with.
I had to take a disk to Jen for yearbook today, because she desperately needed it. I got up a little after one, had some poop-tarts (typo--it's supposed to be pop-tarts), listened to some stuff, talked to Stephanie, grabbed the disk, put my shoes on, went out into the van, pulled out into the street, realized I didn't have the disk, went back in, got the disk, drove to school, started to walk to yearbook, realized I had the wrong disk, turned around, went home, got the right disk, drove back to school, gave it to Jen, a bunch of hot chicks jumped on me and tried to have sex with me and told me how much they already missed me, I fended them off, went to Coach Man's room, he wasn't there, I went outside, saw that Erica Cole had been parked in front of me, then I got in her car and we talked, and then I gave her a big hug, and then I left, and then I tried to call Coach Man, he didn't answer his phone, I went to Stephanie's house, told her I couldn't connect to Coach Man so I didn't know what time my sectional started, then her mom called the school and found out it was canceled, then I kept screaming, then Stephanie and I went to my house to get my car, we listened to "Runaway Train" all the way there, then we got my car, then we went to buy some cigars, and then we went to Stephanie's house, I called Jim Peck, I talked to his mom, Stephanie was being mean to me, so I went home, I ate, my mom was being a bitch, I hate my mom, I hope my mom dies, I talked to Jim, Jim decided to take a nap, Amanda called me, we talked for a little over half an hour, Amanda made me very happy, Amanda likes to make me happy, so I told her to call me again after she gets off work, and she said she would, and then I read some of The Dark Tower, which I need to finish soon, so I can read other things and then read The Dark Tower again, and now this, and now I just have to wait for Amanda to call, and I think I'll go get one of my lighters so I'll have something to play with.
Monday, May 09, 2005
Beat your Track
Um. Well.
Late Saturday night, Stefan and I went over to Stephanie's house. This was after I made out with Eric Voss. Justin Cory had also delivered a pizza here. "Okay, back to the bitches." We went over there, and we didn't know what the situation was with the sleeping and such, so we decided to go around back to let Stephanie know we were there.
Bad idea.
We went around front, and I knocked three times. Jessica came out and demanded that we come in. Stephanie threw a fit, and she said Amnityville. Things got way better with the nacautica and the...fuck...what else?...shit...something about semi-trucks and that's all I can remember right now. Stefan and I decided to take Stephanie to her sister's place on the west side. Stephanie didn't give me good directions, so we got lost quite a few times. We finally made it, and Stephanie seemed pissed off about something. We took off from there, and I drove right across the grassy plains. That was fun as shit. After that, we went back to my house, and Stefan got his car, and I got his cellular, and I followed him to his house, and I got in his car, and we went to the middle school and burnt some shit out in the grass, and then we went back to his house, and Susan and Ashley Woolen and Tom Bonehead came over, and I read some stories to them, and we all had a good laugh, and then Susan told us the story of her lesbian, and then Shotaro and Bryce came over, and we all hanged out for a little while, and then I went to my home, and then I did some stuff there, and then I called Amanda, and it was, like, 3:30 A.M., and she is an hour in the future now, so it was about 4:30 A.M. by her watch, and we talked for a pretty long time, and then she got in bed and sounded tired and started speaking some crazy jibberish, so I hung up on her ass, and then I did some more stuff, and then I went to bed.
My mother woke me up a few times the next day so she could get me to go to my grandparents' house for mother's [or is it mothers'? (or is it mothers?)] day, and I was gonna go, but Stefan came over and wanted me to run with him, and then I made a horrible mistake, and my day ended up being ruined, so I pretty much just laid in my bed after that, but I did get up a few times to do stuff, and then I had to go to (censored) to get some poster-board for my government project. That shit took forever. But the new Family Guy was on and it was pretty sweet. I was the only one in my family who got the Vincent Van Gogh joke. I explained it to my dad, and he laughed. That's all for that day. Wait! It isn't. One more thing. Final Fantasy Anthology came with a CD with all of the great scores from Final Fantasy V and VI. There are some beautiful pieces of Super Nintendo music on that guy, and I forgot all about it for the longest time, and it brought back many wonderful memories.
I went back to school today. It was gay as fuck. We took the AP Bio test (the AP test), and I was awesome, but I can't tell you what I did, because that would be illegal. Mr. Lux bought us all snickerses for our break, and that was nice. After all of that, I went to fitness, where I benched a lot of shit. Everyone was impressed.
We're doing this debate project in English, and my group is pro-choice. I found this place with some pro-choice slogans on the internet, and one of them is really good and I like it:
"Hey George, Stay out of My Bush!"
Anyway, I really liked that one.
I did find a bunch of pictures of aborted fetuses last week. That was pretty sweet.
We had a big meet in Franklin today. I ran the last leg of the 4x800, and we were already so far behind, that I decided not to be so serious about it. Right off the bat, I was skipping around, and then I was yelling at the Lees and Pierson, and then at the end of my second and final lap, I tried to pass the baton to Tate, and he didn't take it, and my split was 2:28, which is 9 seconds slower than the 2:19 I ran in fitness the other day. My best time in a meet at this point is 2:23. Stephanie and Emily showed up and tried to take advantage of Sam. Luckily, I was there to save him. We all went up to the place and said hey to everyone and Stephanie kept flirting with my dad. I later ran the 800 and did it in 2:20. My best time ever in a meet (my already best time ever is 2:18, set by me in fitness a long time ago this year) was right there. I went back up to sit with Stephanie and Emily, and my grandparents gave me some grape Gatorade, and it was good. Sam was way ahead of Stefan and Alex in the 3200, and Emily was gonna go out with him if he won, but Stefan beat him by like this much and it was a good race. Alex got way behind because he has a hernia, and he had sex with Kristen. At the end, we all went down to talk to Derek (sp?) Atwood (?) and Danny Nuthak, and Stephanie fell in love with Danny again, but she was afraid to touch him.
We all went home, and Stefan saw Cheesy walking in Franklin, and I wanted to drive Krissy's new stupid-ass Beatle, but the dumb bitch wouldn't let me, and then I found out where Ani lives, and then I went home for some McDonald's, and here I am.
Wait.
I told Sam he should touch Stephanie's boobies, and he said it would be sexual assault, and I told him she was an illegal immigrant and there was nothing she could do, and that's all there is to that story.
Shit. I just realized how early we got back. Damn.
Late Saturday night, Stefan and I went over to Stephanie's house. This was after I made out with Eric Voss. Justin Cory had also delivered a pizza here. "Okay, back to the bitches." We went over there, and we didn't know what the situation was with the sleeping and such, so we decided to go around back to let Stephanie know we were there.
Bad idea.
We went around front, and I knocked three times. Jessica came out and demanded that we come in. Stephanie threw a fit, and she said Amnityville. Things got way better with the nacautica and the...fuck...what else?...shit...something about semi-trucks and that's all I can remember right now. Stefan and I decided to take Stephanie to her sister's place on the west side. Stephanie didn't give me good directions, so we got lost quite a few times. We finally made it, and Stephanie seemed pissed off about something. We took off from there, and I drove right across the grassy plains. That was fun as shit. After that, we went back to my house, and Stefan got his car, and I got his cellular, and I followed him to his house, and I got in his car, and we went to the middle school and burnt some shit out in the grass, and then we went back to his house, and Susan and Ashley Woolen and Tom Bonehead came over, and I read some stories to them, and we all had a good laugh, and then Susan told us the story of her lesbian, and then Shotaro and Bryce came over, and we all hanged out for a little while, and then I went to my home, and then I did some stuff there, and then I called Amanda, and it was, like, 3:30 A.M., and she is an hour in the future now, so it was about 4:30 A.M. by her watch, and we talked for a pretty long time, and then she got in bed and sounded tired and started speaking some crazy jibberish, so I hung up on her ass, and then I did some more stuff, and then I went to bed.
My mother woke me up a few times the next day so she could get me to go to my grandparents' house for mother's [or is it mothers'? (or is it mothers?)] day, and I was gonna go, but Stefan came over and wanted me to run with him, and then I made a horrible mistake, and my day ended up being ruined, so I pretty much just laid in my bed after that, but I did get up a few times to do stuff, and then I had to go to (censored) to get some poster-board for my government project. That shit took forever. But the new Family Guy was on and it was pretty sweet. I was the only one in my family who got the Vincent Van Gogh joke. I explained it to my dad, and he laughed. That's all for that day. Wait! It isn't. One more thing. Final Fantasy Anthology came with a CD with all of the great scores from Final Fantasy V and VI. There are some beautiful pieces of Super Nintendo music on that guy, and I forgot all about it for the longest time, and it brought back many wonderful memories.
I went back to school today. It was gay as fuck. We took the AP Bio test (the AP test), and I was awesome, but I can't tell you what I did, because that would be illegal. Mr. Lux bought us all snickerses for our break, and that was nice. After all of that, I went to fitness, where I benched a lot of shit. Everyone was impressed.
We're doing this debate project in English, and my group is pro-choice. I found this place with some pro-choice slogans on the internet, and one of them is really good and I like it:
"Hey George, Stay out of My Bush!"
Anyway, I really liked that one.
I did find a bunch of pictures of aborted fetuses last week. That was pretty sweet.
We had a big meet in Franklin today. I ran the last leg of the 4x800, and we were already so far behind, that I decided not to be so serious about it. Right off the bat, I was skipping around, and then I was yelling at the Lees and Pierson, and then at the end of my second and final lap, I tried to pass the baton to Tate, and he didn't take it, and my split was 2:28, which is 9 seconds slower than the 2:19 I ran in fitness the other day. My best time in a meet at this point is 2:23. Stephanie and Emily showed up and tried to take advantage of Sam. Luckily, I was there to save him. We all went up to the place and said hey to everyone and Stephanie kept flirting with my dad. I later ran the 800 and did it in 2:20. My best time ever in a meet (my already best time ever is 2:18, set by me in fitness a long time ago this year) was right there. I went back up to sit with Stephanie and Emily, and my grandparents gave me some grape Gatorade, and it was good. Sam was way ahead of Stefan and Alex in the 3200, and Emily was gonna go out with him if he won, but Stefan beat him by like this much and it was a good race. Alex got way behind because he has a hernia, and he had sex with Kristen. At the end, we all went down to talk to Derek (sp?) Atwood (?) and Danny Nuthak, and Stephanie fell in love with Danny again, but she was afraid to touch him.
We all went home, and Stefan saw Cheesy walking in Franklin, and I wanted to drive Krissy's new stupid-ass Beatle, but the dumb bitch wouldn't let me, and then I found out where Ani lives, and then I went home for some McDonald's, and here I am.
Wait.
I told Sam he should touch Stephanie's boobies, and he said it would be sexual assault, and I told him she was an illegal immigrant and there was nothing she could do, and that's all there is to that story.
Shit. I just realized how early we got back. Damn.
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Sunday, February 27, 2005
My Weekend Tastes like a Napkin
Friday night--you know, Friday night--I watched some stuff and slept on my bed. After that, I went to see Stephanie. When I got to her dorm, I waited outside, and a guy came out and I was able to get in, and I went up a few levels, and I put my sweatshirt over my head and faced the wall, and she walked by and looked at me and she didn't even know it was me, and then I went after her, and she turned around, and I scared the shit out of her. We watched "The Simpsons" (my sister says she thinks you use quotation marks for TV shows, so if it's wrong, kill her and let me have my name) and ate potatoes and touched each other at Adam's apartment.
I just got done listening to Stomping Ground, an awesome album from Goldfinger. It had been like a year since I last listned to any Goldfinger. I just now started talking to my friend, Justin Schmitt, and he asked me if I've listend to any of the new Goldfinger, and I freaked the fuck out.
Then we went to (censored), and there were a bunch of birds flying around. Then we went back to the dorm-place, where we drank liquids and got on that one guy's screen name and took off our pants and traded shirts. I left, and on my way home, I saw a car behind me, and I was sure he'd come to kill me, so I started writing a poem about it in my head, and then I put some of it down on paper when I got home, and I watched Blow and drank some stuff while I did this, and then I went to bed at about four o' the clock.
I got up at about one o' the clock yesterday. I recorded some stuff on the answering machine with my sister, then I went to the high school, and ran around with Jimmy for a while. And then I spent the rest of the time hanging out with The German and Adam Barlow and Megan and Amanda and Erica and Eric Byrer and my girlfriend Elizabeth Bir, and everyone in the choir room seemed to be taking their pants off, so I started taking mine off, and everyone yelled at me and made me pull them back up, and I was wearing my new Stephanie shirt, and it was really tight on my huge muscles, and everyone kept touching me, and this one hot chick we checking me out in the cafeteria, and she smiled at me, and I made a high-pitched shrieking sound, and I guess she changed her mind, because her face changed, and she walked away. I left at about 10:30. I was walking out to my car, and I saw two guys with my blanket, and the light was on in the car, and the windows were down, and they put my blanket on the hood of the car, and they ran away. I laid myself on the hood of the car and went to sleep, and they came back , and they were Zach Attack and Jon Lee and we talked, and it was cold, so I wrapped myself in my blanket and urinated in the parking lot, and then I went home, and then Jon and Zach came over, and then we went to Taco Bell, and I sat by these people from some school, and they didn't look at me, even though I sat there for a really long time, laughing and carrying on. Then Zach, Jon, and I got up to leave, and they all said bye to me, and we went to Zach's house, and I walked down the street, and peed in the street right in front of Coach Park's house, because there wasn't much light on that part of the street. I walked back to Zach Attack's house, and he showed me swimming pictures, and we watched "Extreme Dodgeball" and then Jon and I left at about 3:15 A.M., and I followed Jon home, and I caught him, and then I went home and took a shower and went to bed.
Today I gotta do some stuff, and I might play football, and I hope that's it.
I just got done listening to Stomping Ground, an awesome album from Goldfinger. It had been like a year since I last listned to any Goldfinger. I just now started talking to my friend, Justin Schmitt, and he asked me if I've listend to any of the new Goldfinger, and I freaked the fuck out.
Then we went to (censored), and there were a bunch of birds flying around. Then we went back to the dorm-place, where we drank liquids and got on that one guy's screen name and took off our pants and traded shirts. I left, and on my way home, I saw a car behind me, and I was sure he'd come to kill me, so I started writing a poem about it in my head, and then I put some of it down on paper when I got home, and I watched Blow and drank some stuff while I did this, and then I went to bed at about four o' the clock.
I got up at about one o' the clock yesterday. I recorded some stuff on the answering machine with my sister, then I went to the high school, and ran around with Jimmy for a while. And then I spent the rest of the time hanging out with The German and Adam Barlow and Megan and Amanda and Erica and Eric Byrer and my girlfriend Elizabeth Bir, and everyone in the choir room seemed to be taking their pants off, so I started taking mine off, and everyone yelled at me and made me pull them back up, and I was wearing my new Stephanie shirt, and it was really tight on my huge muscles, and everyone kept touching me, and this one hot chick we checking me out in the cafeteria, and she smiled at me, and I made a high-pitched shrieking sound, and I guess she changed her mind, because her face changed, and she walked away. I left at about 10:30. I was walking out to my car, and I saw two guys with my blanket, and the light was on in the car, and the windows were down, and they put my blanket on the hood of the car, and they ran away. I laid myself on the hood of the car and went to sleep, and they came back , and they were Zach Attack and Jon Lee and we talked, and it was cold, so I wrapped myself in my blanket and urinated in the parking lot, and then I went home, and then Jon and Zach came over, and then we went to Taco Bell, and I sat by these people from some school, and they didn't look at me, even though I sat there for a really long time, laughing and carrying on. Then Zach, Jon, and I got up to leave, and they all said bye to me, and we went to Zach's house, and I walked down the street, and peed in the street right in front of Coach Park's house, because there wasn't much light on that part of the street. I walked back to Zach Attack's house, and he showed me swimming pictures, and we watched "Extreme Dodgeball" and then Jon and I left at about 3:15 A.M., and I followed Jon home, and I caught him, and then I went home and took a shower and went to bed.
Today I gotta do some stuff, and I might play football, and I hope that's it.
Sunday, December 12, 2004
Who did this?
We had our Shelby Relays yesterday. A bunch of us went to Cagney's afterwards, then a few came over to my house and watched Fahrenheit 9/11. Then we went to Taco Bell. After that, I called Amanda and she told me that her family watched Fahrenheit 9/11. Eric Byrer One, Phelps, and I went to Amanda's house and kidnapped her. We took her to my house, and she kept trying to make out with me, so I slapped her in the face, and then I had sex with Phelps. After Amanda didn't let me take her home, Eric Byrer One took me to my car at Taco Bell, and I got in my car and rolled the windows down, because it was really cold outside, and then I turned on my car, and Korn's cover of "Another Brick in the Wall" was just coming on, and I started yelling really loud, because that is my favorite song right now, and it's really long, so I had to drive around a really long time with my windows down, and I got really cold, and it made me happy. I went home and wanted to watch Roger and Me while lifting weights, but the DVD player wasn't hooked up, and I didn't want to hook it up, so I just had to watch Toon Disney.
I just watched the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory teaser on the internet a few minutes ago. It looks pretty neat. It looks kinda stupid. I'd post the link to it if I could find it again, but, luckily, my computer is fucked up right now, and I can't do it.
When we got to the school for our swim meet yesterday, there was a sign in the locker room that said we couldn't bring any food or drinks into the pool area. Tyty didn't like it, so he took the tape off, and taped it back up there, backwards. Mr. Heidenreich (Is that how you spell it?) later called us all into the locker room and asked who did it, and Tyty raised his hand, and Heidenreich asked him why he did it, and he said he did it because he didn't like it, and then Mr. Heidenreich made him meet him in his office, where he yelled at him for about twenty minutes. When Tyty returned to the pool, he was crying like a little bitch, and it made me laugh.
I just watched the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory teaser on the internet a few minutes ago. It looks pretty neat. It looks kinda stupid. I'd post the link to it if I could find it again, but, luckily, my computer is fucked up right now, and I can't do it.
When we got to the school for our swim meet yesterday, there was a sign in the locker room that said we couldn't bring any food or drinks into the pool area. Tyty didn't like it, so he took the tape off, and taped it back up there, backwards. Mr. Heidenreich (Is that how you spell it?) later called us all into the locker room and asked who did it, and Tyty raised his hand, and Heidenreich asked him why he did it, and he said he did it because he didn't like it, and then Mr. Heidenreich made him meet him in his office, where he yelled at him for about twenty minutes. When Tyty returned to the pool, he was crying like a little bitch, and it made me laugh.
Saturday, December 04, 2004
Pinocchio
My brother and I were watching Pinocchio last night, and it was really funny. It had been forever since the last time I'd seen it, and I had forgotten how humorous the whole thing was. My favorite part of the movie would have to be the retarded cat with the huge mallet. I also enjoyed the jackass comment in there (that was a part I did remember). Anyway, the day after Pinocchio becomes a living guy, Geppetto sends him off to school. This made me think about how funny it would be if I went to school Monday and saw a guy made of wood walkng around all over the place. I mean, come on.
Amanda and I couldn't have a slumber party last night, because she had to go to bed early, because she had to get up really early to go take some SATs with Simon, so she's supposed to be asking her mom if she can do it tonight. I hope her mom says it's alright, because I really want to tie Amanda up and send her to the bottom of the lake.
Goodnight, Kevin.
Amanda and I couldn't have a slumber party last night, because she had to go to bed early, because she had to get up really early to go take some SATs with Simon, so she's supposed to be asking her mom if she can do it tonight. I hope her mom says it's alright, because I really want to tie Amanda up and send her to the bottom of the lake.
Goodnight, Kevin.
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