Googol

David Vice is speaking about his book, "The Google Story" on Book TV on C-SPAN2 right about now. This guy is pretty much awesome. I've been a huge fan of Google for a few years now. I'm always going to Google Labs to see what's new for me to download and what I can play with, but this guy knows a lot, and I really wanna work for Google now. I'm going to have this book one way or another. My birthday is coming up in just over eleven months, so keep that in mind.

I spent a great deal of time at Stefan's yessirday. I had been playing Gran Turismo 2, and then I wrote a blog, and then Stefan called me and told me to come over. I ended up watching a special on Chris Farley on E! before going. When that was over, I decided to take my sister and some of her friends to her boyfriend (Cole)'s house. Then I went to pick up Adam Gaudin. I talked to them peoples, then Adam and I went to my house so I could return the trimmer to my dad and go potty.

Once at Stefan's, I talked to his dad, Goran, for just a little while, and then we met Jordan and shot around. MeLiSsAB 055 showed up and we all hung out. We went inside and watched a great deal of season six. People came and went during this period, and then I had to take Adam home. I went home and ate spaghetti. I got my you-know-what and went to Stefan's house to drink it. I shared some with this one chick. I can never remember her name. Then Stefan and I drank and smoked and ate and talked for hours and watched videos and talked to Audrey and then I went home hours later listening to Ignition. It is a short drive between our houses, but I wanted to listen to the CD a whole lot, so I drove around for awhile. I got home and read a chapter from V for Vendetta then I took a shower and went to bed with Gatorade in my belly and shit.

My brother woke me up a few times, because he likes to sleep with the phone. He also is on my computer 24/7. He likes pissing me off. Kill him for me. I am on my computer right now. He finally got up. So I eventually grabbed the phone, and put it in the hall.

I went back to sleep and got up at 2:30 p.m. I played Kingdom Hearts for a few hours and here I am, watching Boyz N the Hood. Goodbye.

Karma Po-lice

Well, I went into my room to unhook my internets, and I noticed the CPU was on top of the 2wire mini modem thing, and it was hot. All I did was move that guy out, and then the phone worked. I called Stefan, and he and Dane was on they way o'er here. They got here, and then I drove ourselves over to Karma. The first thing I bought was a roller for cigarettes. Cigarettes are female cigars. That means if a guy smokes cigarettes, he's a pussy. After that, I saw Justin Schmitt and bought three Fall Out Boy CD's. (Is that right? I don't remember all of the apostrophe rules.) I eventually made my way back home, where I tried to call Audrey. That didn't work out so well. I guess she doesn't like to have her phone out at the golf places, where she works all day and night--give someone else a chonce. I listened to my new Fall Out Boy disks while I got on the internets and bought two Fall Out Boy CD's, an Offspring dual-disc, and an Offspring DVD. Then I purchased the Fall Out Boy fanclub kit thing. Then my dad came home and then we got some pizza. And then I watched "That 70's Shit." I am very tired. UPN is addictive.

Kylie and Ashley double-you came over here yesterday. I gave Kylie her card and birthday present. I got them right before they came over. They laughed pretty hard at the card and the gifts. Then we all went into my room to watch Kinsey on DVD. Then they left. I drew a smiley face on my penis and went with my brother to get some physicals. We got to the doctor place and we kept punching each other in the face. The nurse was freaking out about it, but we just laughed. I read the whole eye chart with my right eye. It took about ten minutes to do it. My brother and I were laughing the whole time, and when I did read it, it was with my left eye, clearly looking between my fingers. I also peed on my hand and on the floor, just like I did at school that one time when I was taking a drug test. We went to McDonald's after the facts, and I think that's about all I did that day.

Nick Haehl

I went to bed at 10 p.m. yesterdays. I wanted to sleep until about 10 a.m. today. I over-shot my goal by about five hours. I woke up a little after 3 p.m. That makes it about 17 hours of sleep, which beats my old record of 14.5 hours a couple of weeks ago. It was hard for me to stand up when I got out of bed, and I was out of breath by the time I got to my parents' computer. I kept ending up back in my bed as my brother kept playing Soul Asylum on my computer. He finally stopped that shit and started playing something stupid (that's what he usually listens to--Britney Spears or something), and I was able to eat my Little Debbie Fudge Brownies. I started writing this blog at about 3:48. It is now 4:34, and I'm listening to "Save Me" by Unwritten Law. You see, I slept for 17 hours, and I'm now having trouble sitting still. I keep getting up and jumping around. That's about why it's taking me so long to do this.

I was supposed to call Stefan when I got up so we could watch Seven together. I just realized I have the ability to change the color of my text. I also need to call Audrey Brown to tell her. The problem is, the phone says the line is already in use, and the phone just makes a farting sound when you pick it up. We first had this problem when I got internet capabilities in my room. I think my internet might be the reason for this interference, even though it's not supposed to be doing that shit to me. If I had my cell phone, this wouldn't be such a big deal, but I never called that cell phone place back, and now it seems I never will. Oh well. This sentence is blue.

P.S. I really like Soul Asylum. If I still had that link about their bass guy dying, I would put it in here. But I don't have it, so you'll never see it.

Daring to Try, to Do it or Die, I Gotta Be Dead

Friday:

I took my AP bio final. I then went to AP bio. Then I went with some of the squib people to breakfast. Then I went back to school to work on my page. Then I went home. Then I went to the track sectional. Then I ran a PR in the 4x800. I ran a 2:18.Then I went potty. Then I went to Taco Bell with Audrey, Jen, Chrissy, and Ashley Woolen. Then Eric Byrer and some foreigners showed up. Then we were all gonna go to my house, and then I went there, and everyone else just kinda decided to not show up. Then I ended up going to play basketball ( me, Stefan, Jon/Josh, Stephanie, and Matt). I kinda just stood there for a while, thinking about stuff. I spent a lot of the time looking a the tree behind the basketball goal, imagining seeing myself hanging from it. It made me feel a little better to see that the world would still be there even if I was dead. Then I took Stephanie home. Then I went to pick Stefan up from his house. Then I helped him look for his Team America: World Police special edition unrated version DVD. Then we watched the movie. Then I had some pizza, and then I went to bed.


Saturday:

I did nothing, and then I went to the movie theater and did some fun things for about and hour. Then Tyler and I shook hands. Then I went to Jim Peck's house. After a while, I drove by Adam Barlow's house to see if he was around, and then I went to the Schmitts' house, and I broke some dumb broad's back. I ate some things. We exchanged stories, then Eric Byrer left. It was about one a.m. by this time, and Justin told me he was going to bed at two. We went out into the one room, and we discussed Stephen King and some other things. Then he offered to lend me his Donnie Darko The Director's Cut DVD. I looked at the clock, and it was a little after three. I was quite surprised by this, us talking so long. It reminded me of the time last summer when I went over to the Schmitts' house and was talking to Justin and Matt Baker and ended up leaving at three a.m. So, I went home and had some pizza and took a shower, and then I went to bed at about 4:30.


Sunday:

I woke up at about 1. I had some pizza for breakfast. I went over to the Gahimers' to watch Donnie Darko. They said it was stupid, and it pissed me off. I hate when people label something they don't understand as stupid. I was pissed off even further when Stephanie turned the TV to a movie that was stupid and pretended it was something special. I went home at this point, because my head was starting to act up. I took some pills when I got home, and then I watched Donnie Darko with my brother. Then I ate some Pizza. Then I went back to the Gahimer place to watch "Family Guy." Luckily, Fox decided to play fucking stupid-ass Star Wars, so I watched "Desparate Housewives" instead. Rex died. I guess he won't having anymore problems with crying when he ejaculates. Then I watched some more TV (Bam and Rosanne). Then I went home and called Amanda. I woke her ass right up and exchanged stories with her. Then I did some more things, and that's about it.

Tom

This post is far from done.




Hi. I'm Blaire. This is a picture of me about eight months ago. I am holding some awards I got for my accomplishments throughout the cross country season. I am not that small anymore. I now have a nice layer of class-4 armor. My hair is now a great deal shorter as well.




That's my brother, Brandon Kyle, on the left with his tennis participation award. We are lying on the cafeteria floor at our school.




I'm here with my family.




Blaire, Alex Miller, Zach Fox, done running the race guy, good job.




Coach man was quite proud of us that day.




Stephanie and I were supposed to dance, but Stephanie acted like she needed to talk to me about something, and she just said that because she didn't want to dance, because she can't dance, so we just sat down, and she started talking about some stupid shit, and Lindsay Conner took a picture and gave it to me at school the following week.




I got this guy and a keychain. And guess what. I didn't even want one of those fuckin XXXXXXXXXXL t-shirts, so suck my balls.




I was counting some tallying some freshman survey stuff for Audrey Brown in squib (our school's yearbook) the other day, and I came across this guy. I thought it was pretty funny. Do you see it? It's funny.




This is from the senior packet we had to fill out for squib. Every senior was asked to fill one of these out. I had to make some adjustments to mine before turning it in, so I decided to scan it before i did so, so I could always remember it how it was. The answers I put. I would have gotten in trouble for having them on there. No joke. I kick ass.




Wesley Flemming. Now, there's a character. You probably won't get what is so great about this one unless you know Wesley. As a matter of fact, I saw the responses on this and thought is seemed like Wesley material. I was not at all surprised when I looked at the top of the paper and saw his name. Wesley is a very small little bitch. He has a wonderfully dry sense of humor. I could go on for days, but no.




This beautiful piece of art should really be closer to the top.

So, we were in AP bio the other day, dissecting pig hearts and stuff. While everyone was hard at work, I was fingerpainting...with pig blood. It was fun as shit. I showed it to many people. Most were scared. All were happy to know how awesome I was.




Cross Country Camp, Summer 2003. That is Zack Attack on the left. Jon Lee is in the middle, while I am on the right with my really short hair. You need to recca-nize.

Correction: This picture is from the state track meet we went--it's so fucking hot, I wish my parents believed in air conditioning--to, because Sean Hudson ran and finished fourth (?) in the 1600. He was seeded seventh and we caught about 800 cicaidas in a bottle. They died later on. I kept the bottle in my room, and it started to expand over time. Stefan came over and twisted the lid in my room, and it made the whole house smell like shit. My dad later threw the bottle away. This picture takes place about two years after my original claim. Sorry for the mix-down.



Do you guys remember this? Sectional. Stephanie came. She was just plain bad luck.

I just thought of something funny:

-do you have an umbrella?
-yeah, let me get it

I spent most of my time over there, talking about Lees and their penises and other good stuff.

Danny Nuthak bought Stephanie some popcorn, and they fell in love and had sex on the bleachers.




I ran. Josh is over there too.

Yeah?

Just look at all this stuff. It's ridicalus.



So, I'm sitting at the computer, right?, and Ani puts this thing on my face. I take it off and look at it, then I make one and put it on her face.



I'm hard at work on my swimming page.



Sarah is taking out the guy she put in my hair.



Still going.



Haha! Look at her stupid face.



Here I am, looking at a piece of paper.



All of a sudden, Audrey189 invites me over for a make-out party.



I accept her invitation.



Audrey189: Hold on. I think I just farted.



Blaire: Oh fuck! I think I'm choking on it.



Blaire and Audrey189: Oh my God! That train is headed right for us!



I'm doing well with Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It is very good, better than I had expected.



I found out the other night that Oasis did a cover of "Cum On Feel the Noize," so I jumped on KaZaA and downloaded that bitch.