For the past few weeks I've been hearing from all sorts of lifeforms how fantastic Jason Reitman's film, Juno, is. I first heard of the film from my boss, Jamie. I said, "My brother saw Sweeney Todd last night; he said it was one of the best movies he's ever seen." Jamie responded, "It's a musical. I saw Juno; and it was one of the best movies I've ever seen." It was the first time I had ever heard of Juno. Jamie has pretty good taste in good, so I saw no reason to believe there was any amount of trickery at play.
Fast forward some time. Someone (I don't remember who) said the same thing about it.
Fast forward awhiles. Deanna says, "Let's see Juno. I says, "Oh yeah, I heard it's good."
I heard from others (my brother, Ross Toss, everyone else in the whole world) that it was a great movie.
After a week or two, Deanna said to me, "I saw Juno. It was really good. We should watch it together. I gave the obvious response: "Whatever."
Deanna and I went to Taco Bell last night. I had some burritos. They were decent burritos. We crossed the street to see Juno. It was one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time.
Juno contained four events, somehow spread thin enough to cover 92 minutes of film (spoilers):
1. Juno gets Knocked Up.
2. Juno doesn't have sex with an older man.
3. Juno gives the baby away.
4. Credits.
Don't get me wrong. The whole movie wasn't all that bad. There actually were three funny parts in the film. My first laugh came when Ricky Fitts's (when writing something other people will read, one should always add the extra s when referring to a singular possessive entity ending in s to prevent confusion over weather the entity is singular or plural) mother, Barbara Fitts, said something about Jesus. I was the only person in the theater laughing. The second laugh came when we saw Michael Cera's fat mother the first time. Again, I was the only one laughing. The third laugh occurred the second time we saw his mother. I didn't laugh that hard.
I'm not sure why I'm the only person on Earth who hated this movie. Actually, I just checked the message board on IMDB, and it turns out a lot of people hated it. I fell much better now. I only hope I was able to save a few people by writing this.
If you've made it this far, thank you for giving me a chance to vent.
Showing posts with label Brad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brad. Show all posts
Monday, January 14, 2008
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Brad's Graduation
It's on the 26th. The whole thing starts at 2pm.
If you need help finding the place, you can always go here.
If you need help finding the place, you can always go here.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
How I Spent My Summer (Working) Vacation (Vacation)
This summer has been a blast. I have been on vacation from my life as well as my blogging career. Here are a few of the gems you have missed out on.
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Poop
THE "W" SURVEY!!
**The Who's**
Who is in the house with you?:
Bread, Ash-hole, Dawn Noel, Brentie, Oreo
Who are you thinking about now?
Baby Jesus
Who did you last talk to on the phone?:
Zip
Whose house did you last go to?:
Robin K. Gahimer, C.P.A.
Whose birthday is next?
Adam Barlow has a birthday on June 9. Everyone call him and tell him to break up with Jesus.
Who was the last person you told you loved?
Fox McCloud
Who do you hope will take this survey?:
The Lord, Jesus Christ (I think I'll get drunk and beat up so)
Who is your cell phone carrier?:
I carry my own phone. I'm a big boy.
**The Whats**
What was the last thing you ate?:
Ice Creams
What was the last thing you drank?:
Melk
What color pants are you wearing?:
invisible, because i don't really have any pants on, because i'm a faggot and everyone knows this
what is the closest item to you that is blue?
a pretty pink parasol
What instant messaging service do you use?:
google talk
fav..color
pussypink
What is your most used phrase?:
i'm going as a cowgirl
What is your favorite website?:
google.com
What is your favorite shoe brand?:
pants
What song do you currently hear?:
"hate you" by the daredevils
What are you about to do?:
get some hot pussy
**The Wheres**
Where do you live?:
i like to see homos, naked
Where is your phone?
right here
Where do you sleep?:
in my boxers
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
i'm not wearing one of those either
Where did you get this survey?
why do you always assume people have clothes on?
Where is your best friend?
Rome
**The Whens**
When is your birthday?:
October 25
When did you last burn a candle?:
about the same time shawn last punched a librarian
When did you go to sleep last night?:
9:30
When was the last time you went to the mall?:
December somethingth
**The Whys**
Why does basically half the world have a Myspace?:
because the other half can't afford it
Why do we have to go to school?:
because people are idiots
Why are you on myspace right this moment?:
stalker hall
**The Who's**
Who is in the house with you?:
Bread, Ash-hole, Dawn Noel, Brentie, Oreo
Who are you thinking about now?
Baby Jesus
Who did you last talk to on the phone?:
Zip
Whose house did you last go to?:
Robin K. Gahimer, C.P.A.
Whose birthday is next?
Adam Barlow has a birthday on June 9. Everyone call him and tell him to break up with Jesus.
Who was the last person you told you loved?
Fox McCloud
Who do you hope will take this survey?:
The Lord, Jesus Christ (I think I'll get drunk and beat up so)
Who is your cell phone carrier?:
I carry my own phone. I'm a big boy.
**The Whats**
What was the last thing you ate?:
Ice Creams
What was the last thing you drank?:
Melk
What color pants are you wearing?:
invisible, because i don't really have any pants on, because i'm a faggot and everyone knows this
what is the closest item to you that is blue?
a pretty pink parasol
What instant messaging service do you use?:
google talk
fav..color
pussypink
What is your most used phrase?:
i'm going as a cowgirl
What is your favorite website?:
google.com
What is your favorite shoe brand?:
pants
What song do you currently hear?:
"hate you" by the daredevils
What are you about to do?:
get some hot pussy
**The Wheres**
Where do you live?:
i like to see homos, naked
Where is your phone?
right here
Where do you sleep?:
in my boxers
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
i'm not wearing one of those either
Where did you get this survey?
why do you always assume people have clothes on?
Where is your best friend?
Rome
**The Whens**
When is your birthday?:
October 25
When did you last burn a candle?:
about the same time shawn last punched a librarian
When did you go to sleep last night?:
9:30
When was the last time you went to the mall?:
December somethingth
**The Whys**
Why does basically half the world have a Myspace?:
because the other half can't afford it
Why do we have to go to school?:
because people are idiots
Why are you on myspace right this moment?:
stalker hall
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Saturday, May 06, 2006
Googol
David Vice is speaking about his book, "The Google Story" on Book TV on C-SPAN2 right about now. This guy is pretty much awesome. I've been a huge fan of Google for a few years now. I'm always going to Google Labs to see what's new for me to download and what I can play with, but this guy knows a lot, and I really wanna work for Google now. I'm going to have this book one way or another. My birthday is coming up in just over eleven months, so keep that in mind.
I spent a great deal of time at Stefan's yessirday. I had been playing Gran Turismo 2, and then I wrote a blog, and then Stefan called me and told me to come over. I ended up watching a special on Chris Farley on E! before going. When that was over, I decided to take my sister and some of her friends to her boyfriend (Cole)'s house. Then I went to pick up Adam Gaudin. I talked to them peoples, then Adam and I went to my house so I could return the trimmer to my dad and go potty.
Once at Stefan's, I talked to his dad, Goran, for just a little while, and then we met Jordan and shot around. MeLiSsAB 055 showed up and we all hung out. We went inside and watched a great deal of season six. People came and went during this period, and then I had to take Adam home. I went home and ate spaghetti. I got my you-know-what and went to Stefan's house to drink it. I shared some with this one chick. I can never remember her name. Then Stefan and I drank and smoked and ate and talked for hours and watched videos and talked to Audrey and then I went home hours later listening to Ignition. It is a short drive between our houses, but I wanted to listen to the CD a whole lot, so I drove around for awhile. I got home and read a chapter from V for Vendetta then I took a shower and went to bed with Gatorade in my belly and shit.
My brother woke me up a few times, because he likes to sleep with the phone. He also is on my computer 24/7. He likes pissing me off. Kill him for me. I am on my computer right now. He finally got up. So I eventually grabbed the phone, and put it in the hall.
I went back to sleep and got up at 2:30 p.m. I played Kingdom Hearts for a few hours and here I am, watching Boyz N the Hood. Goodbye.
Friday, May 05, 2006
Homo One More 'gain
I come home yessirday. Got my TV hooked up. Hold on. Let me take a picture. No. Never mind. Fuck you. You wanna see it, you can come have a peek.
I'm in the middle of cleaning up my hard drive. This means I'll be quicker to do stuff.
Um.
I've got a paper to scan. I'll put the normal version up, so you can copy and paste it to all your friends. I want the actual paper in here so you kids can see the comments Kevin left me.
I'll also put my other paper on here. I won't be able to put the one I turned in on here, because I don't have it, and I won't be getting it back.
My brother is getting emoer and emoer every day. Yessirday, he broke things in my mother and father's room with a hockey stick. He wouldn't tell them what he broke, so I kept making comments about him breaking stuff with a hockey stick. My parents didn't like me doing that, because my brother might try to shave his wrists.
Milk smells like Oreo. I don't know why, but it's kinda gross.
I asked my brother what he broke when we were alone, and he told me he was throwing the volleyball around our room and hit the closet door.
I finished Prince Caspian last night. I was supposed to make an outline for Zach the other night, but I ended up nearly being raped at the lake in Rockville.
I had let Rachelle borrow some of my great DVDs I picked up. Somethin' like The Matrix. I was worried that she would lose something. She didn't. But she did let a girl she hates borrow one of the disks, and that girl lost it. Thank you, Rachel. Goodbye, "Family Guy" Volume One, Disk Four.
I think I'm gonna end it with that.
I'm in the middle of cleaning up my hard drive. This means I'll be quicker to do stuff.
Um.
I've got a paper to scan. I'll put the normal version up, so you can copy and paste it to all your friends. I want the actual paper in here so you kids can see the comments Kevin left me.
I'll also put my other paper on here. I won't be able to put the one I turned in on here, because I don't have it, and I won't be getting it back.
My brother is getting emoer and emoer every day. Yessirday, he broke things in my mother and father's room with a hockey stick. He wouldn't tell them what he broke, so I kept making comments about him breaking stuff with a hockey stick. My parents didn't like me doing that, because my brother might try to shave his wrists.
Milk smells like Oreo. I don't know why, but it's kinda gross.
I asked my brother what he broke when we were alone, and he told me he was throwing the volleyball around our room and hit the closet door.
I finished Prince Caspian last night. I was supposed to make an outline for Zach the other night, but I ended up nearly being raped at the lake in Rockville.
I had let Rachelle borrow some of my great DVDs I picked up. Somethin' like The Matrix. I was worried that she would lose something. She didn't. But she did let a girl she hates borrow one of the disks, and that girl lost it. Thank you, Rachel. Goodbye, "Family Guy" Volume One, Disk Four.
I think I'm gonna end it with that.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Saturday, November 05, 2005
90 pointless questions...that aren't anywhere as pointless as Chrissy's face
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
i got shot
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Bookshelf
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
black and silver and shit
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
punk other rock
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
9:0something PM
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
freedom
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
Girlscouts with Kylie Dickmann
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
my personality
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
gasoline
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
sometimes
11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW:
i would cry
12. THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY?
I don't know why I cried last time.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I don't know anything about that.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
anything long enough to strangle them with
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
you don't need to have that "at" at the end of your sentence
16. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
I don't know. It was probably someone I don't know. I was yelling shit at these fat bitches trying to play tennis earlier. They might have gotten mad, but I don't know if they even heard me.
17. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
Yes
18. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Are you fucking serious?
19. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I don't fall in love with people. I kill them.
19.5. WOULD YOU KILL KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Absolutely
20. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
kill them
21. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
DEW-32
22. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?
Redheads (i'm assuming it's a question of which i'd be more likely to kill)
23. WHAT IS ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
I often call out thirty-six in my sleep
24. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
stupid people
25. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yeah
26. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Yelling at Ben for not giving DJ his basketball and yelling at DJ to shut the fuck up...lol
27. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
something that wouldn't scar up really bad
or some plastic surgery to fix my back
28. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
it's what i do when i'm not out killing people
29. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?
vaginal secretions
30. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
take off my clothes
31. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
lots of CHRISTmas presents
32. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD?
fill out a survey for my blog
33. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard
34. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No. I usually just wish on Earth.
35. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
my penis
36. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
i can't tell--it hasn't been too long
37. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
if it comes with a free umbrella
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
peanutbutter and jelly
39. ANY BAD HABITS?
just the one behind your ear
40. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
all of my dvds
41. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE
FRIENDS WITH YOU?
is this supposed to be some kind of question?
42. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
yeah, i called my mom a bitch
42. DO LOOKS MATTER?
as a matter of fact, it only matters half as much to me
43. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Cry & yell at my mom
44. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
outside
45. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
it's hard to trust people when they get their dirty shoes all over your futon
46. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
full house
47. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
vaginas are totally useless
48. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
if by journal, you mean AIDS
49. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
orcasm
50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
lots of times--i was totally knocking all sorts of little bitches around in the one at the offspring show--it was fun
51. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
organs
52. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Donkey Kong Country 3
53. Do you untie your shoelaces when you take off your shoes?
i untie my testicles when i take my shoes off
54. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
i've got one that i know about
55. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
moose tracks
56. WHAT IS YOUR SHOESIZE?
13 or 14 or two dumpsters
57. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
black & silver
58. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
they wouldn't let me keep them
59. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
my brother, alexis
60. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
chrissy knew i would
61. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Chase commercial
62. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Tripple Whopper
63. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
i didn't talk to adam feutz, i was out running
64. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
fear factor
65. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS?
abracadabra just started playing on i love the 80s 3D, and i just downloaded it like three days ago
66. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
i'm alright. i was a little tired at first, and i lifted weights and then i ran and i only ran ten minutes and i wanted to run more, but my legs were so tight, and i had to go potty
67. FAVORITE DRINK?
gatorades
68. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
vodka
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
punching bitches in they mouf
70. HAIR COLOR?
dark brown
71. EYE COLOR?
i don't know
72. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
no, but i should
73. SIBLINGS?
Adam-18
Ben-13
DJ-5
74. FAVORITE MONTH?
any month that offers sex
75. FAVORITE FOOD?
Mexican
76. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
SAWII
77. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Friday
78. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
i don't ask, i just lock the door when they leave to get their cell phone
79. SUMMER OR WINTER?
spring
80. HUGS OR KISSES?
i don't kiss whores
81. Relationships or one night stands?
i don't see how relationships and nightstands are related
82. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Chrissy Kramer
83. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Edward Scissorhands
84. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Iliad and Gerald's Game
85. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Dell (holy shit, chrissy, that's what's on mine too)
86. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Monopoly
87. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
The Fall Out Boys on Hard Rock Live
88. WHO WERE YOU WITH 2 NIGHTS AGO?
Blaine's roommate
89. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
i made it thru the night
90. SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS
Chrissy
i got shot
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Bookshelf
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
black and silver and shit
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
punk other rock
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
9:0something PM
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
freedom
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
Girlscouts with Kylie Dickmann
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
my personality
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
gasoline
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
sometimes
11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW:
i would cry
12. THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY?
I don't know why I cried last time.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I don't know anything about that.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
anything long enough to strangle them with
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
you don't need to have that "at" at the end of your sentence
16. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
I don't know. It was probably someone I don't know. I was yelling shit at these fat bitches trying to play tennis earlier. They might have gotten mad, but I don't know if they even heard me.
17. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
Yes
18. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Are you fucking serious?
19. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I don't fall in love with people. I kill them.
19.5. WOULD YOU KILL KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Absolutely
20. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
kill them
21. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
DEW-32
22. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?
Redheads (i'm assuming it's a question of which i'd be more likely to kill)
23. WHAT IS ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
I often call out thirty-six in my sleep
24. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
stupid people
25. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yeah
26. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Yelling at Ben for not giving DJ his basketball and yelling at DJ to shut the fuck up...lol
27. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
something that wouldn't scar up really bad
or some plastic surgery to fix my back
28. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
it's what i do when i'm not out killing people
29. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?
vaginal secretions
30. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
take off my clothes
31. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
lots of CHRISTmas presents
32. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD?
fill out a survey for my blog
33. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard
34. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No. I usually just wish on Earth.
35. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
my penis
36. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
i can't tell--it hasn't been too long
37. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
if it comes with a free umbrella
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
peanutbutter and jelly
39. ANY BAD HABITS?
just the one behind your ear
40. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
all of my dvds
41. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE
FRIENDS WITH YOU?
is this supposed to be some kind of question?
42. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
yeah, i called my mom a bitch
42. DO LOOKS MATTER?
as a matter of fact, it only matters half as much to me
43. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Cry & yell at my mom
44. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
outside
45. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
it's hard to trust people when they get their dirty shoes all over your futon
46. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
full house
47. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
vaginas are totally useless
48. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
if by journal, you mean AIDS
49. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
orcasm
50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
lots of times--i was totally knocking all sorts of little bitches around in the one at the offspring show--it was fun
51. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
organs
52. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Donkey Kong Country 3
53. Do you untie your shoelaces when you take off your shoes?
i untie my testicles when i take my shoes off
54. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
i've got one that i know about
55. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
moose tracks
56. WHAT IS YOUR SHOESIZE?
13 or 14 or two dumpsters
57. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
black & silver
58. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
they wouldn't let me keep them
59. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
my brother, alexis
60. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
chrissy knew i would
61. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Chase commercial
62. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Tripple Whopper
63. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
i didn't talk to adam feutz, i was out running
64. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
fear factor
65. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS?
abracadabra just started playing on i love the 80s 3D, and i just downloaded it like three days ago
66. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
i'm alright. i was a little tired at first, and i lifted weights and then i ran and i only ran ten minutes and i wanted to run more, but my legs were so tight, and i had to go potty
67. FAVORITE DRINK?
gatorades
68. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
vodka
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
punching bitches in they mouf
70. HAIR COLOR?
dark brown
71. EYE COLOR?
i don't know
72. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
no, but i should
73. SIBLINGS?
Adam-18
Ben-13
DJ-5
74. FAVORITE MONTH?
any month that offers sex
75. FAVORITE FOOD?
Mexican
76. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
SAWII
77. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Friday
78. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
i don't ask, i just lock the door when they leave to get their cell phone
79. SUMMER OR WINTER?
spring
80. HUGS OR KISSES?
i don't kiss whores
81. Relationships or one night stands?
i don't see how relationships and nightstands are related
82. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Chrissy Kramer
83. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Edward Scissorhands
84. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Iliad and Gerald's Game
85. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Dell (holy shit, chrissy, that's what's on mine too)
86. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Monopoly
87. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
The Fall Out Boys on Hard Rock Live
88. WHO WERE YOU WITH 2 NIGHTS AGO?
Blaine's roommate
89. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
i made it thru the night
90. SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS
Chrissy
First, I would just like to get to know you.
BASICS:
1. Spell your first name backwards: erialb
2. Story behind your name: i was named after some guy on the football team my mom had sex with
3. How old are you: 18
4. Where do you live: Terre Haute, Indiana
DESCRIBE YOUR:
5. Wallet: black leather with about shit
7. Toothbrush: i think it has some blue on it, but mostly white
8. Jewelry: fingernails and facial hair
10. Pillow cover right now: dark purple, i think
13. Sunglasses: i have a bill on my hat
14. Favorite shirt: damn, i don't know. i really like my stephanie shirt, but i have other shirts that make my muscles look big too
15. Cologne/Perfume: axe phoenix
16. CD in stereo right now: i don't have a stereo you son of a bitch
17. Piercings: my clit
18. What you are wearing now: boxers and socks
19. Wishing: I could find a guy that gives me "that one" feeling I used to have
20. Wanting: to have a little more time
21. After this: read or do something
22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone: hell
23. Person you wish you could see right now: chris sering
24. Some of your favorite movies: Cannibal!, Donnie Darko, Vanilla Sky
25. Something you're looking forward to in the coming week: friday
26. The last thing you ate: popcorn
27. Something you are deathly afraid of: death
28. Do you like candles: yeah
29. Do you like incense: yeah
30. Do you like the taste of blood: yes
31. Do you believe in love: if by love, you mean squid
32. Do you believe in soul mates: if by soul mates, you mean electric slide
33. Do you believe in love at first sight: if by love at first sight, you mean #1 Bestseller
34. Do you believe in Heaven: no
35. Do you believe in God: no
36. What do you want done with your body when you die: To be resurrected
37. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be: a dead banana
38. What is the longest you've ever stayed up: 40-60 hours (minutes)
39. Can you eat with chopsticks: absolutely
40. What's your favorite coin: Lincoln/Kennedy penny
41. What are some of your favorite candies: Advil
42. What's something that you wish people would understand about you: i'm not a bitch, i just have had a hard dick
43. What's something you wish you could understand better: peppermint
44. Who is someone that you really wish was still around: blaine's dad
RELATIONSHIPS:
45. Who are your best friends: James LaChance/Sean Reed
46. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: let me think about that one for a littewhiles
47. Longest relationship: 0
48. How many actual relationships have you been in: 0
49. How many people have you kissed: hmmm. on the mouth or on the dick? i think there have been at least 4 on the mouf and maybe seven on the dick
50. Are you shy around your crush: not really shy
51. Still have feelings for anyone you've been in a past relationship with: feelings for
52. Do you know what it feels like to be in love: if by love, you mean nothing of the sorts
53. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friends: yes
FASHION STUFF:
54. Where is your favorite place to shop: best buy/overstock.com
55. Have any tattoos: someday
56. What is your favorite thing to wear: hat
57. What is a must have accessory: herpes
58. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing: $17
60. Who is the least fashionable person you know: everyone
61. Do you match your belt with your hair color: the only belt i have is josh's tie, and i can't use that because my neck is too big for the shirt
62. What is the worst thing you've ever thought looked good: that pizza i had yesterday
64. How many pairs of shoes do you own: 6?
65. What is the worst trend you see today: people
RANDOM:
1. Do you do drugs: yes
2. What kind of shampoo do you use: whatever is available. right now, i have head & shoulders.
4. What are you listening to right now: all sorts of sounds
5. Who was the last person that called: Brainin Kyle, like 8 times
6. Where do you want to get married: on a mountain, where we can fall off the cliff into the ocean
7. How many buddies are online right now: 102
8. What would you change about yourself: my back
9. What are essentials in your life: cabergoline
12. Do you send out holiday cards each year: um..no
CURRENT:
1. Hair: dark-brown with semen
2. make-up: all out
3. music: Panic and the Discos
4. mood: i'm not feeling so many things right now
1. Spell your first name backwards: erialb
2. Story behind your name: i was named after some guy on the football team my mom had sex with
3. How old are you: 18
4. Where do you live: Terre Haute, Indiana
DESCRIBE YOUR:
5. Wallet: black leather with about shit
7. Toothbrush: i think it has some blue on it, but mostly white
8. Jewelry: fingernails and facial hair
10. Pillow cover right now: dark purple, i think
13. Sunglasses: i have a bill on my hat
14. Favorite shirt: damn, i don't know. i really like my stephanie shirt, but i have other shirts that make my muscles look big too
15. Cologne/Perfume: axe phoenix
16. CD in stereo right now: i don't have a stereo you son of a bitch
17. Piercings: my clit
18. What you are wearing now: boxers and socks
19. Wishing: I could find a guy that gives me "that one" feeling I used to have
20. Wanting: to have a little more time
21. After this: read or do something
22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone: hell
23. Person you wish you could see right now: chris sering
24. Some of your favorite movies: Cannibal!, Donnie Darko, Vanilla Sky
25. Something you're looking forward to in the coming week: friday
26. The last thing you ate: popcorn
27. Something you are deathly afraid of: death
28. Do you like candles: yeah
29. Do you like incense: yeah
30. Do you like the taste of blood: yes
31. Do you believe in love: if by love, you mean squid
32. Do you believe in soul mates: if by soul mates, you mean electric slide
33. Do you believe in love at first sight: if by love at first sight, you mean #1 Bestseller
34. Do you believe in Heaven: no
35. Do you believe in God: no
36. What do you want done with your body when you die: To be resurrected
37. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be: a dead banana
38. What is the longest you've ever stayed up: 40-60 hours (minutes)
39. Can you eat with chopsticks: absolutely
40. What's your favorite coin: Lincoln/Kennedy penny
41. What are some of your favorite candies: Advil
42. What's something that you wish people would understand about you: i'm not a bitch, i just have had a hard dick
43. What's something you wish you could understand better: peppermint
44. Who is someone that you really wish was still around: blaine's dad
RELATIONSHIPS:
45. Who are your best friends: James LaChance/Sean Reed
46. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: let me think about that one for a littewhiles
47. Longest relationship: 0
48. How many actual relationships have you been in: 0
49. How many people have you kissed: hmmm. on the mouth or on the dick? i think there have been at least 4 on the mouf and maybe seven on the dick
50. Are you shy around your crush: not really shy
51. Still have feelings for anyone you've been in a past relationship with: feelings for
52. Do you know what it feels like to be in love: if by love, you mean nothing of the sorts
53. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friends: yes
FASHION STUFF:
54. Where is your favorite place to shop: best buy/overstock.com
55. Have any tattoos: someday
56. What is your favorite thing to wear: hat
57. What is a must have accessory: herpes
58. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing: $17
60. Who is the least fashionable person you know: everyone
61. Do you match your belt with your hair color: the only belt i have is josh's tie, and i can't use that because my neck is too big for the shirt
62. What is the worst thing you've ever thought looked good: that pizza i had yesterday
64. How many pairs of shoes do you own: 6?
65. What is the worst trend you see today: people
RANDOM:
1. Do you do drugs: yes
2. What kind of shampoo do you use: whatever is available. right now, i have head & shoulders.
4. What are you listening to right now: all sorts of sounds
5. Who was the last person that called: Brainin Kyle, like 8 times
6. Where do you want to get married: on a mountain, where we can fall off the cliff into the ocean
7. How many buddies are online right now: 102
8. What would you change about yourself: my back
9. What are essentials in your life: cabergoline
12. Do you send out holiday cards each year: um..no
CURRENT:
1. Hair: dark-brown with semen
2. make-up: all out
3. music: Panic and the Discos
4. mood: i'm not feeling so many things right now
Friday, October 28, 2005
Something Worthwhile
Crazy parallels are always popping up in my life. They occur all the away, and it makes me wonder if it happens to other people. I don't think it does. It's just something about being me.
Here's what happened yesterday. I was sitting at my computer, typing something, I think. I was either typing something to someone or for something. I was typing something about myself.
Blaire: I enjoy...
Josh: I enjoy long walks on the asphalt.
Blaire: I enjoy long walks on the water!
That is what I ended up typing. The water one. And I probably would have never thought about it again.
But I did think about it again. It all happened when I went here.
My brother created this profile just a few short hours ago. At the bottom of his interests, he notes that he enjoys long walks on the water. Go ahead, have a look for yourself. You can't make this stuff up. It's what dreams are made of.
If anyone knows what I typed this in, let me know. Be the first one to figure it out, and I will give you a reward of dinner, hot sex and possibly a long walk on the water.
My next blog needs to be about my interview and Uncle Mark. Don't let me forget.
Here's what happened yesterday. I was sitting at my computer, typing something, I think. I was either typing something to someone or for something. I was typing something about myself.
Blaire: I enjoy...
Josh: I enjoy long walks on the asphalt.
Blaire: I enjoy long walks on the water!
That is what I ended up typing. The water one. And I probably would have never thought about it again.
But I did think about it again. It all happened when I went here.
My brother created this profile just a few short hours ago. At the bottom of his interests, he notes that he enjoys long walks on the water. Go ahead, have a look for yourself. You can't make this stuff up. It's what dreams are made of.
If anyone knows what I typed this in, let me know. Be the first one to figure it out, and I will give you a reward of dinner, hot sex and possibly a long walk on the water.
My next blog needs to be about my interview and Uncle Mark. Don't let me forget.
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Karma Po-lice
Well, I went into my room to unhook my internets, and I noticed the CPU was on top of the 2wire mini modem thing, and it was hot. All I did was move that guy out, and then the phone worked. I called Stefan, and he and Dane was on they way o'er here. They got here, and then I drove ourselves over to Karma. The first thing I bought was a roller for cigarettes. Cigarettes are female cigars. That means if a guy smokes cigarettes, he's a pussy. After that, I saw Justin Schmitt and bought three Fall Out Boy CD's. (Is that right? I don't remember all of the apostrophe rules.) I eventually made my way back home, where I tried to call Audrey. That didn't work out so well. I guess she doesn't like to have her phone out at the golf places, where she works all day and night--give someone else a chonce. I listened to my new Fall Out Boy disks while I got on the internets and bought two Fall Out Boy CD's, an Offspring dual-disc, and an Offspring DVD. Then I purchased the Fall Out Boy fanclub kit thing. Then my dad came home and then we got some pizza. And then I watched "That 70's Shit." I am very tired. UPN is addictive.
Kylie and Ashley double-you came over here yesterday. I gave Kylie her card and birthday present. I got them right before they came over. They laughed pretty hard at the card and the gifts. Then we all went into my room to watch Kinsey on DVD. Then they left. I drew a smiley face on my penis and went with my brother to get some physicals. We got to the doctor place and we kept punching each other in the face. The nurse was freaking out about it, but we just laughed. I read the whole eye chart with my right eye. It took about ten minutes to do it. My brother and I were laughing the whole time, and when I did read it, it was with my left eye, clearly looking between my fingers. I also peed on my hand and on the floor, just like I did at school that one time when I was taking a drug test. We went to McDonald's after the facts, and I think that's about all I did that day.
Kylie and Ashley double-you came over here yesterday. I gave Kylie her card and birthday present. I got them right before they came over. They laughed pretty hard at the card and the gifts. Then we all went into my room to watch Kinsey on DVD. Then they left. I drew a smiley face on my penis and went with my brother to get some physicals. We got to the doctor place and we kept punching each other in the face. The nurse was freaking out about it, but we just laughed. I read the whole eye chart with my right eye. It took about ten minutes to do it. My brother and I were laughing the whole time, and when I did read it, it was with my left eye, clearly looking between my fingers. I also peed on my hand and on the floor, just like I did at school that one time when I was taking a drug test. We went to McDonald's after the facts, and I think that's about all I did that day.
Monday, May 16, 2005
Tom
This post is far from done.
Hi. I'm Blaire. This is a picture of me about eight months ago. I am holding some awards I got for my accomplishments throughout the cross country season. I am not that small anymore. I now have a nice layer of class-4 armor. My hair is now a great deal shorter as well.
That's my brother, Brandon Kyle, on the left with his tennis participation award. We are lying on the cafeteria floor at our school.
I'm here with my family.
Blaire, Alex Miller, Zach Fox, done running the race guy, good job.
Coach man was quite proud of us that day.
Stephanie and I were supposed to dance, but Stephanie acted like she needed to talk to me about something, and she just said that because she didn't want to dance, because she can't dance, so we just sat down, and she started talking about some stupid shit, and Lindsay Conner took a picture and gave it to me at school the following week.
I got this guy and a keychain. And guess what. I didn't even want one of those fuckin XXXXXXXXXXL t-shirts, so suck my balls.
I was counting some tallying some freshman survey stuff for Audrey Brown in squib (our school's yearbook) the other day, and I came across this guy. I thought it was pretty funny. Do you see it? It's funny.
This is from the senior packet we had to fill out for squib. Every senior was asked to fill one of these out. I had to make some adjustments to mine before turning it in, so I decided to scan it before i did so, so I could always remember it how it was. The answers I put. I would have gotten in trouble for having them on there. No joke. I kick ass.
Wesley Flemming. Now, there's a character. You probably won't get what is so great about this one unless you know Wesley. As a matter of fact, I saw the responses on this and thought is seemed like Wesley material. I was not at all surprised when I looked at the top of the paper and saw his name. Wesley is a very small little bitch. He has a wonderfully dry sense of humor. I could go on for days, but no.
This beautiful piece of art should really be closer to the top.
So, we were in AP bio the other day, dissecting pig hearts and stuff. While everyone was hard at work, I was fingerpainting...with pig blood. It was fun as shit. I showed it to many people. Most were scared. All were happy to know how awesome I was.
Cross Country Camp, Summer 2003. That is Zack Attack on the left. Jon Lee is in the middle, while I am on the right with my really short hair. You need to recca-nize.
Correction: This picture is from the state track meet we went--it's so fucking hot, I wish my parents believed in air conditioning--to, because Sean Hudson ran and finished fourth (?) in the 1600. He was seeded seventh and we caught about 800 cicaidas in a bottle. They died later on. I kept the bottle in my room, and it started to expand over time. Stefan came over and twisted the lid in my room, and it made the whole house smell like shit. My dad later threw the bottle away. This picture takes place about two years after my original claim. Sorry for the mix-down.
Do you guys remember this? Sectional. Stephanie came. She was just plain bad luck.
I just thought of something funny:
-do you have an umbrella?
-yeah, let me get it
I spent most of my time over there, talking about Lees and their penises and other good stuff.
Danny Nuthak bought Stephanie some popcorn, and they fell in love and had sex on the bleachers.
I ran. Josh is over there too.
Hi. I'm Blaire. This is a picture of me about eight months ago. I am holding some awards I got for my accomplishments throughout the cross country season. I am not that small anymore. I now have a nice layer of class-4 armor. My hair is now a great deal shorter as well.
That's my brother, Brandon Kyle, on the left with his tennis participation award. We are lying on the cafeteria floor at our school.
I'm here with my family.
Blaire, Alex Miller, Zach Fox, done running the race guy, good job.
Coach man was quite proud of us that day.
Stephanie and I were supposed to dance, but Stephanie acted like she needed to talk to me about something, and she just said that because she didn't want to dance, because she can't dance, so we just sat down, and she started talking about some stupid shit, and Lindsay Conner took a picture and gave it to me at school the following week.
I got this guy and a keychain. And guess what. I didn't even want one of those fuckin XXXXXXXXXXL t-shirts, so suck my balls.
I was counting some tallying some freshman survey stuff for Audrey Brown in squib (our school's yearbook) the other day, and I came across this guy. I thought it was pretty funny. Do you see it? It's funny.
This is from the senior packet we had to fill out for squib. Every senior was asked to fill one of these out. I had to make some adjustments to mine before turning it in, so I decided to scan it before i did so, so I could always remember it how it was. The answers I put. I would have gotten in trouble for having them on there. No joke. I kick ass.
Wesley Flemming. Now, there's a character. You probably won't get what is so great about this one unless you know Wesley. As a matter of fact, I saw the responses on this and thought is seemed like Wesley material. I was not at all surprised when I looked at the top of the paper and saw his name. Wesley is a very small little bitch. He has a wonderfully dry sense of humor. I could go on for days, but no.
This beautiful piece of art should really be closer to the top.
So, we were in AP bio the other day, dissecting pig hearts and stuff. While everyone was hard at work, I was fingerpainting...with pig blood. It was fun as shit. I showed it to many people. Most were scared. All were happy to know how awesome I was.
Cross Country Camp, Summer 2003. That is Zack Attack on the left. Jon Lee is in the middle, while I am on the right with my really short hair. You need to recca-nize.
Correction: This picture is from the state track meet we went--it's so fucking hot, I wish my parents believed in air conditioning--to, because Sean Hudson ran and finished fourth (?) in the 1600. He was seeded seventh and we caught about 800 cicaidas in a bottle. They died later on. I kept the bottle in my room, and it started to expand over time. Stefan came over and twisted the lid in my room, and it made the whole house smell like shit. My dad later threw the bottle away. This picture takes place about two years after my original claim. Sorry for the mix-down.
Do you guys remember this? Sectional. Stephanie came. She was just plain bad luck.
I just thought of something funny:
-do you have an umbrella?
-yeah, let me get it
I spent most of my time over there, talking about Lees and their penises and other good stuff.
Danny Nuthak bought Stephanie some popcorn, and they fell in love and had sex on the bleachers.
I ran. Josh is over there too.
Monday, February 14, 2005
CranCherry
I got up today.
I went to school today.
Lots of people were asking me if I cut my hair. I told them that I just brushed it back.
My brother set a chair on fire while he was playing basketball at the church place Saturday night, and he and his friends had to take off, because the fire guys showed up.
Music theory was fun. I just sat there and made fun of Paul, and I listened to my thing (we're writing some sort of stuff, I don't even know what's going on) and thought about how awesome it is and how much farther than everyone else is even though I just sit there and make fun of Paul every day while they work. I changed my main guy from the piano to honky-tonk piano, and it now sounds much awesomer.
I went to AP Bio. We took a test. I don't think I'm the only one who failed it (Am I, Tyler Orem?).
I got to bench some 200 pounds a few times in fitness. It was very good. When I got done doing my curls, I was tightening my biceps up, and it felt like I had huge rocks sticking in my ribs.
We had to write papers, planning our weddings, in English. Mine was good. I'll put that bitch in here when I get it back.
My English working group people didn't even meet on Sunday, because it was raining, so no worries there.
Squib was good. Mrs. Timberman wasn't there, so I had plenty of time to eat brownies.
Short practice--I kicked ass.
I kick ass.
I'm tired. I went to bed at about 2:30 last night.
And when I say 2:30 last night, I mean this morning.
That's really no big deal though; I usually go to bed at about two on Sunday nights.
And by Sunday nights, I mean Monday mornings.
I just went to the bathroom, and I notice, while washing my hands, that we have this new soap. This new soap really pissed me off. I use soap to clean my hands. This soap had sand and shit in it, and that's why it pissed me off. It felt like dirty soap. Fuck you, goddamn dirty soap!
Happy Valentine's Day, you assholes.
And for Tyty:
All my life
Is changing every day
In every possible way
In all my dreams
It’s never quite as it seems
Never quite as it seems
I know I’ve felt like this before
But now I’m feeling it even more
Because it came from you
Then I open up and see
The person falling here is me
A different way to be
I warn more
Impossible to ignore
Impossible to ignore
They’ll come true
Impossible not to do
Impossible not to do
Now I tell you openly
You have my heart so don’t hurt me
You’re what I couldn’t find
Totally amazing mind
So understanding and so kind
You’re everything to me
All my life
Is changing every day
In every possible way
And oh my dreams
It’s never quite as it seems
Cause you’re a dream to me
Dream to me
I went to school today.
Lots of people were asking me if I cut my hair. I told them that I just brushed it back.
My brother set a chair on fire while he was playing basketball at the church place Saturday night, and he and his friends had to take off, because the fire guys showed up.
Music theory was fun. I just sat there and made fun of Paul, and I listened to my thing (we're writing some sort of stuff, I don't even know what's going on) and thought about how awesome it is and how much farther than everyone else is even though I just sit there and make fun of Paul every day while they work. I changed my main guy from the piano to honky-tonk piano, and it now sounds much awesomer.
I went to AP Bio. We took a test. I don't think I'm the only one who failed it (Am I, Tyler Orem?).
I got to bench some 200 pounds a few times in fitness. It was very good. When I got done doing my curls, I was tightening my biceps up, and it felt like I had huge rocks sticking in my ribs.
We had to write papers, planning our weddings, in English. Mine was good. I'll put that bitch in here when I get it back.
My English working group people didn't even meet on Sunday, because it was raining, so no worries there.
Squib was good. Mrs. Timberman wasn't there, so I had plenty of time to eat brownies.
Short practice--I kicked ass.
I kick ass.
I'm tired. I went to bed at about 2:30 last night.
And when I say 2:30 last night, I mean this morning.
That's really no big deal though; I usually go to bed at about two on Sunday nights.
And by Sunday nights, I mean Monday mornings.
I just went to the bathroom, and I notice, while washing my hands, that we have this new soap. This new soap really pissed me off. I use soap to clean my hands. This soap had sand and shit in it, and that's why it pissed me off. It felt like dirty soap. Fuck you, goddamn dirty soap!
Happy Valentine's Day, you assholes.
And for Tyty:
All my life
Is changing every day
In every possible way
In all my dreams
It’s never quite as it seems
Never quite as it seems
I know I’ve felt like this before
But now I’m feeling it even more
Because it came from you
Then I open up and see
The person falling here is me
A different way to be
I warn more
Impossible to ignore
Impossible to ignore
They’ll come true
Impossible not to do
Impossible not to do
Now I tell you openly
You have my heart so don’t hurt me
You’re what I couldn’t find
Totally amazing mind
So understanding and so kind
You’re everything to me
All my life
Is changing every day
In every possible way
And oh my dreams
It’s never quite as it seems
Cause you’re a dream to me
Dream to me
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Yesterday
control + z = Undo
I need to remember that next time I delete everything I just typed.
I'm having a bad day.
I'll go ahead and retype everything I had right here.
Yesterday we had to run the 800m in fitness. I had to try to beat two minutes and eighteen seconds. I ran two minutes and twenty-three seconds. That's five seconds slower than it was last time I ran it. It was still the best time out of everyone in the whole school by ten seconds...at least five, anyway.
My mom, my brother, and I had chili for din-din last night. My mom got up from the table to do something, and my brother got up to get a package of swiss cake rolls from the guy. My brother sat back down at the table, opened up the package, and pulled off the outer layer of chocolate. He put the chocolate and a pickle slice in my mom's chili. It was really funny when she came back. (Feel free to insert your own Blaire impression of mommy here.) And that's what she said, and it was really funny.
I need to remember that next time I delete everything I just typed.
I'm having a bad day.
I'll go ahead and retype everything I had right here.
Yesterday we had to run the 800m in fitness. I had to try to beat two minutes and eighteen seconds. I ran two minutes and twenty-three seconds. That's five seconds slower than it was last time I ran it. It was still the best time out of everyone in the whole school by ten seconds...at least five, anyway.
My mom, my brother, and I had chili for din-din last night. My mom got up from the table to do something, and my brother got up to get a package of swiss cake rolls from the guy. My brother sat back down at the table, opened up the package, and pulled off the outer layer of chocolate. He put the chocolate and a pickle slice in my mom's chili. It was really funny when she came back. (Feel free to insert your own Blaire impression of mommy here.) And that's what she said, and it was really funny.
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