90 pointless questions...that aren't anywhere as pointless as Chrissy's face

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
i got shot

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Bookshelf

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
black and silver and shit

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
punk other rock

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
9:0something PM

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
freedom

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
Girlscouts with Kylie Dickmann

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
my personality

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
gasoline

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
sometimes

11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW:
i would cry

12. THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY?
I don't know why I cried last time.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I don't know anything about that.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
anything long enough to strangle them with

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
you don't need to have that "at" at the end of your sentence

16. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
I don't know. It was probably someone I don't know. I was yelling shit at these fat bitches trying to play tennis earlier. They might have gotten mad, but I don't know if they even heard me.

17. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
Yes

18. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Are you fucking serious?

19. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I don't fall in love with people. I kill them.

19.5. WOULD YOU KILL KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Absolutely

20. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
kill them

21. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
DEW-32

22. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?
Redheads (i'm assuming it's a question of which i'd be more likely to kill)

23. WHAT IS ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
I often call out thirty-six in my sleep

24. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
stupid people

25. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yeah

26. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Yelling at Ben for not giving DJ his basketball and yelling at DJ to shut the fuck up...lol

27. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
something that wouldn't scar up really bad
or some plastic surgery to fix my back

28. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
it's what i do when i'm not out killing people

29. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?
vaginal secretions

30. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
take off my clothes

31. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
lots of CHRISTmas presents

32. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD?
fill out a survey for my blog

33. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard

34. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No. I usually just wish on Earth.

35. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
my penis

36. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
i can't tell--it hasn't been too long

37. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
if it comes with a free umbrella

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
peanutbutter and jelly

39. ANY BAD HABITS?
just the one behind your ear

40. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
all of my dvds

41. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE
FRIENDS WITH YOU?
is this supposed to be some kind of question?

42. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
yeah, i called my mom a bitch

42. DO LOOKS MATTER?
as a matter of fact, it only matters half as much to me

43. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Cry & yell at my mom

44. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
outside

45. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
it's hard to trust people when they get their dirty shoes all over your futon

46. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
full house

47. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
vaginas are totally useless

48. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
if by journal, you mean AIDS

49. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
orcasm

50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
lots of times--i was totally knocking all sorts of little bitches around in the one at the offspring show--it was fun

51. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
organs

52. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Donkey Kong Country 3

53. Do you untie your shoelaces when you take off your shoes?
i untie my testicles when i take my shoes off

54. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
i've got one that i know about

55. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
moose tracks

56. WHAT IS YOUR SHOESIZE?
13 or 14 or two dumpsters

57. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
black & silver

58. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
they wouldn't let me keep them

59. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
my brother, alexis

60. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
chrissy knew i would

61. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Chase commercial

62. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Tripple Whopper

63. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
i didn't talk to adam feutz, i was out running

64. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
fear factor

65. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS?
abracadabra just started playing on i love the 80s 3D, and i just downloaded it like three days ago

66. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
i'm alright. i was a little tired at first, and i lifted weights and then i ran and i only ran ten minutes and i wanted to run more, but my legs were so tight, and i had to go potty

67. FAVORITE DRINK?
gatorades

68. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
vodka

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
punching bitches in they mouf

70. HAIR COLOR?
dark brown

71. EYE COLOR?
i don't know

72. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
no, but i should

73. SIBLINGS?
Adam-18
Ben-13
DJ-5

74. FAVORITE MONTH?
any month that offers sex

75. FAVORITE FOOD?
Mexican

76. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
SAWII

77. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Friday

78. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
i don't ask, i just lock the door when they leave to get their cell phone

79. SUMMER OR WINTER?
spring

80. HUGS OR KISSES?
i don't kiss whores

81. Relationships or one night stands?
i don't see how relationships and nightstands are related

82. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Chrissy Kramer

83. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Edward Scissorhands

84. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Iliad and Gerald's Game

85. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Dell (holy shit, chrissy, that's what's on mine too)

86. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Monopoly

87. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
The Fall Out Boys on Hard Rock Live

88. WHO WERE YOU WITH 2 NIGHTS AGO?
Blaine's roommate

89. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
i made it thru the night

90. SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS
Chrissy