I like to play sports and party and meet new people and try new things that i never ever tried before. I like to hang out with my friends and go to th

e beach

1. Sleep with or without clothes on? Just a little bit

2. Prefer black or blue pens? Man, at first I thought it said "penis" and I was like "whoa"

3. Dress up on Halloween? if by "dress up," you mean "still be naked"

4. Like to travel? i don't play much basketball due to my disability

5. Like someone? Yep

6. Do they know? Now, it should read "Does he or she know?" But, yes, I believe he knows.

7. Who sleeps with you every night? Not Chris. He just satisfies his urges and then goes back to his room.

8. Think you're attractive? I'm better looking than Chrissy.

9. Want to get married? Yes. Right now.

10. To? Haha.

11. Are you a good student? If by "student" you mean "proctologist"

12. Are you currently happy? Not at all.

13. Have you ever cheated? I have been known to use Game Genie a few times.

14. Birthplace? Michael Moore

15. Christmas or Halloween? You can't spell Michael Moore without Moo!

16. Colored or black-and-white photo? Black & White

17. Do long distance relationships work? If by "long distance relationships" you mean "the distance from my dick to your mouf," I'd say about zero.

18. Do you believe in astrology? You son of a bitch!

20. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in love at first orgasm in they mouf.

21. Do you consider yourself the life of the party? Yes, unless people piss me off, then I become the death of the party. And then the necrophiliac of the party.

22. Do you drink? All the time.

23. Do you make fun of people? Only fat and retarded people.

24. Do you think dreams eventually come true? If you got the hookups.

25. Favorite fictional character? Roland Deschain of Gilead, from the line of Eld.

26. Go to the movies or rent a movie? Go to.

27. Have you ever moved? Don't be ridiculous. You'd end up dead from some infection in your heart.

28. Have you ever stolen anything? I steal lots of things. It's not something I want to remember when I'm in Heaven.

29. How's the weather right now? Cool and very wet.

30. hug or kiss? punch

31. Last person you talked to on the phone? Troy Megerle

32. Last time you showered? Last night, but I'm about to do it again. I swear to you.

33. Loud or Soft Music? Loud

34. McDonalds or Burger King? Neither...Taco Bell is where it's at.

35. Night or day? I like day, but I'm usually awake more during the night.

36. Number of Pillows? I have two, but one of them is buried somewhere on my futon.

37. Piano or guitar? Well...I like 'em both. I used to be pretty good at piano, but now I think I'm like way better at guitar.

38. Future job? Something stupid like Chrissy.

39. Current job? Rapper.

40. Current love? Sleeping & Getting my back scratched (this is totally Chrissy's answer right here...Stefan)

41. Current longing? To be sleeping or having someone scratch my back (or to hang out with David Law--haha)--David Law...Chrissy, you stupid bitch.

42. Current disappointment? I'm not going to say names.

43. Current annoyance? My fucking headaches.

44. Last thing you ate? Almost three hours ago.

45. Last thing you bought? "At the Disco" shirt

46. Most recent thing you are looking forward to? Fall Out Boy Concert on Saturday (Chrissy doesn't realize it's on Friday, unless she's going to a different one, and we all know she's not.)

47. What are you hearing right now? Train.

48. Plans for this weekend? Fall Out Boy Concert Friday & Babysitting for Laws on Saturday (goddammit Chrissy)

49. What did you do today? Went to class. Hung out with my mentor way longer than I was supposed to. Ate. Watched ABC Family. Lifted.

50. Pick a lyric, any lyric: Bitches ain't shit unless they suckin' on dicks.