Showing posts with label Family Guy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Family Guy. Show all posts

Friday, May 05, 2006

Homo One More 'gain

I come home yessirday. Got my TV hooked up. Hold on. Let me take a picture. No. Never mind. Fuck you. You wanna see it, you can come have a peek.

I'm in the middle of cleaning up my hard drive. This means I'll be quicker to do stuff.

Um.

I've got a paper to scan. I'll put the normal version up, so you can copy and paste it to all your friends. I want the actual paper in here so you kids can see the comments Kevin left me.

I'll also put my other paper on here. I won't be able to put the one I turned in on here, because I don't have it, and I won't be getting it back.



My brother is getting emoer and emoer every day. Yessirday, he broke things in my mother and father's room with a hockey stick. He wouldn't tell them what he broke, so I kept making comments about him breaking stuff with a hockey stick. My parents didn't like me doing that, because my brother might try to shave his wrists.

Milk smells like Oreo. I don't know why, but it's kinda gross.

I asked my brother what he broke when we were alone, and he told me he was throwing the volleyball around our room and hit the closet door.

I finished Prince Caspian last night. I was supposed to make an outline for Zach the other night, but I ended up nearly being raped at the lake in Rockville.

I had let Rachelle borrow some of my great DVDs I picked up. Somethin' like The Matrix. I was worried that she would lose something. She didn't. But she did let a girl she hates borrow one of the disks, and that girl lost it. Thank you, Rachel. Goodbye, "Family Guy" Volume One, Disk Four.

I think I'm gonna end it with that.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Cinema of the State

So, I guess Blink isn't really broken up.

I guess.

I went to school and was awesome all day.

Alex showed me a new lift for my bicepts.

I taught that one guy how to bench and squat and do some other things.

I went to Lindsay's house. I wore my Triton Elementary t-shirt, and I told her to wear hers. She gave me some nice pants to wear. She wore her shirt. I wore a scarf around my neck. I looked like a faggot. We went to the place. Shelbyville beat the blue guys. We waved to Sally. After the game, we went out to my car, and Lindsay got in, and as I was getting in, these chicks ran up to me and asked to see my penis, so I showed them my penis, and they got really turned on. When Lindsay called me, I was watching "Family Guy." It was "Death is a Bitch." That was the episode, and it had been a while since I had seen it. While we were at the game, she asked me if I remembered the part from the Family Guy with Death, and she wasn't able to finish the question, because I knew exactly what she was talking about, and I explained the situation to her. I have to remember to go back to my show choir post and add her name to it before she notices it's not there again.
 
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