My Life as a Green Penis

[YOUR ROOM]

[1]What size is your bed?: blair-size
[2]Is your floor carpeted?: Yes
[3]If so, what color is it?: White
[4]Do you have posters on your walls?: NO
[5]Of what? naked bitches
[6]Do you keep your room clean?: Fuck yes
[7]Are you allowed to eat in your room?: yes

[HYGIENE]

[8]How many times a day do you brush your teeth? 2-7
[9]Do you take a shower daily?: yes
[10]Do you wear perfume/cologne?: no
[11]Do you wear deodorant?: only on days the end in "dead"

[OUTSIDE]

[12]Do you go outside often?: no
[13]Is your lawn green or brown?: It's pretty green
[14]Do you have a patio in the back?: Yes
[15]Hey Whats up? my dick (I'm not kidding)
[16]How many trees are in your yard? possibly three

[ABOUT YOU]

[17]Are you male or female?: male
[18]Are you sure?: not at all
[19]Do you have any piercings?: nope
[20]If so, where?:
[21]Are you single or married?: single
[22]Do you like your name?: yep
[23]Do you like lotion?: yeah
[24]Do you shave your legs?: rarely

[MISC]

[25]Is the sky really blue, or is it white with blue clouds?: the sky is blue, and all the leaves are green
[26] last question confuse you?: why?
[27]Do you eat chocolate often?: no
[28]Do you have a job?: yeah
[29]Why or why not?: because it supports my eBay habit
[30]Is your computer slow?: it's pretty quick
[31]Have you ever wondered why there is bark on trees? not recently
[32]Why do cats cover their poop and such? because it's shit, it smells
[33]What do you hear right now?: tv
[34]What do you smell right now?: N/A/B
[35]Are you alone in the room?: yep
[36]Are you at home?: yep


[THE LAST]

[38]person you hugged: cameron dake
[39]person you called: amanda
[41]thing you touched: my penis
[42]magazine you bought: electronic gaming monthly
[43]place you went to: pilkington
[44]person who you chatted with: my sister
[45]perfume you sprayed:
[46]thing you ate: country fried steak
[47]drink you drank: milk
[48]flower you picked: yar
[49]movie you rented: never
[50]letter you typed: are
[51]word(s) you said: fuck
[52]place where you slept: my bed


[FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND]

Jingle : Uncle Jesse
Hobo: Sexual
John Deere: Johnny Depp
American: Bitch
Guy: Gay
Girl: Small
Kitten: Slut
Cherry: Alicia
Health: Heatons
CD: VD
Movie: Tom Cruise
Arrow: Robin Hood
Sing: Owl Jolson
Cord: Guitar
Telemarketer: Face