Haha. I fucking love this title.
I want to tell you all how good of a husband my best friend and roommate, Chris Sering, would make.
A while back, our sink started to drain slowerly than usual, so I poured some spaghetti sauce down there, and it only made it worse. Everyone was angry, and I didn't care. When we woke up the next day, we found a note in the bafroom. It was from Chris. All it said was that we each owed him a million dollars. And the drain was no longer clogged. Chris had fixed the sink in the middle of the night, while the rest of us slept. Very handy, our Chris is. Handsome too.
Chris already has a girlfriend, but he is looking to trade up. Upgrade, ya know?
If you think you have what it takes, give him a call: 765-918-5895.
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