| Your IQ Is Homosexual |
 Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius |
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Ah Hell Nah
Is He a Pig? He Sure Eats Like One
| Your Seduction Style: A Bald Monkey? |
 You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. |
That's a Weird Looking Cure
| You Should Be A Cure |
 What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese |
Monday, January 16, 2006
233
That's how many pages I got when I saw the print preview for my entire blog. If you want to print it out and take it with you, it might get expensive. Don't be stupid.
Review Relapse
I started reading all I've written in here tonight, and I must say I like what I've seen so far. I've only gotten through February 2005, so I still have a ways to go.
There are a lot of typos, and I thought I had taken care of those years ago. And I always misspell laid. Anyway.
I guess I won't be drinking tonight.
Can someone tell me what I was talking about in this post when I said true or false?
I am pretty sure it was something big, but I just can't seem to remember what it was. I'm sure Eric Byrer will remember though. So it's no big deal.
I'm a pony!
There are a lot of typos, and I thought I had taken care of those years ago. And I always misspell laid. Anyway.
I guess I won't be drinking tonight.
Can someone tell me what I was talking about in this post when I said true or false?
I am pretty sure it was something big, but I just can't seem to remember what it was. I'm sure Eric Byrer will remember though. So it's no big deal.
I'm a pony!
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Today was Fine
I watched SCL Punk. It was a very good movie. I was skeptical at first. Blaine has led me wrong with movies in the past, but this time was different. Just like most times.
Um. I almost broke my back the other night when I got drunk. That was two nights ago. I skipped last night because I wasn't feeling well. I don't think I need a comma there. It doesn't matter. I'm not using one. But I plan on drinking again tonight.
I watched some good Christian programming yesterday. I spent most of the day in bed, dozing and learning Christian ethics. I took some pictures of this one program that seemed incredibly stupid until the end. Now I want to watch it again and again. I'll tell the whole story once I get the pictures developed.
I've got a picture of myself from fifteen years ago in my facebook profile. I hope Nick Conner is satisfied with it.
Listen to me.
I don't have class Monday. I think that's tomorrow, but it's good either way.
That's all I have for you today.
Good luck with school, and stay out of trouble.
Um. I almost broke my back the other night when I got drunk. That was two nights ago. I skipped last night because I wasn't feeling well. I don't think I need a comma there. It doesn't matter. I'm not using one. But I plan on drinking again tonight.
I watched some good Christian programming yesterday. I spent most of the day in bed, dozing and learning Christian ethics. I took some pictures of this one program that seemed incredibly stupid until the end. Now I want to watch it again and again. I'll tell the whole story once I get the pictures developed.
I've got a picture of myself from fifteen years ago in my facebook profile. I hope Nick Conner is satisfied with it.
Listen to me.
I don't have class Monday. I think that's tomorrow, but it's good either way.
That's all I have for you today.
Good luck with school, and stay out of trouble.
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Eric & Dylan's Excellent Adventure
So most of my new classes are good thus far. It was nice being able to choose what I got to take. I'm not in the retard program anymore, so I can now do what I want. I think the first class I got to meet was comm 101. It seems like a lot of fun. We are supposed to get up and talk about stuff. That Is something I like doing. Public speaking is the number one fear for most people, with death taking a distant second. This is why I'm going to shoot myself in the face when it's my turn to go. Everyone will love it.
The second class I had was music somethin' er other. Wait, yes, it was. We got to listen to music and talk about it, and it all seems very exciting. I want to hang out with this guy. He seems to know a lot about what I like. He kept talking about music and music theory and other such things. I need to get this book read. I also sat next to this one minority guy that I recognized from my retard class last semester. He is a good friend of mine (no, it's not what you're thinking, he can walk). I sat by him, and I think I'm better than him anyway, so let's change the subject.
Then I had PE and a PE lab. They both seem pretty stupid. The thing is, I know everyone in my PE lab, which Nick Flynn introduced me to but is not in. Joe Nippleson, Katie Adams, that runner guy I know and my minority friend are all in my group. But it still seems like a bunch of crap. Waste of my time is all it is. My God.I had computer science today. I couldn't log onto the school computer with my stuff, so the guy sent me to the computer place to get it fixed. They told me it would be a few days before the problem would be fixed, and I went back to class and did nothing. But the thing is, he said we don't ever have to come to class. We can just do all of the stuff from our own computers and send it to him.
My lastest class was psy 101, which is a human sexuality class.
It is fun and we all seem to have a good time with it. I again saw some familiar faces. Sat them around me, and said penis and vagina with the rest of the class. This is my main interest right here, but like I said.I lifted for the first time in a long time last night, and I got to boxercise tonight. Tomorrow night I might do this other thing, but I will be lifting as well. Then end.
Though I may be having a good time so far, I am extremely tired. I think it may be all those two day days I saw over Christmas break. They were fun, but they are starting to take their toll. And if we don't pay no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. Plus, I'm going to take a shower right now, because I am still very dirty.
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Just a Remainder
Don't lok at my previous post. It was stupid, and I don't know what I was thinking, doing it in such a way. Please forgive me for the precious little time it has costed you.
19 ways to win a girls heart
1. Hugs from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her Honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Be super sweet to her.
10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12.Wipe away her tears
13. Love her with all your heart.
14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her!
& DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!!
17. Take her for a long walk at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside to comfort her and hold her close
19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even "i love you"
Girls - repost this if you think it's sweet
Guys - repost this if you would do any of it
....by opening this.... you have been given bad luck for 2 months 4days and 7min, but if you repost this bulletin guys will get the girl they want and girls will get the gut they wont within 1 month from 2 day. Title it "19 ways to win a girls heart
1. Hugs in the garden from afar.
2. Grab her purse when you walk next to each minority (don't make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her bellybutton.
4. Cuddle with her uncle.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING YOU WOULDN'T FORCE YOUR MOTHER TO DO WHILE YOU WATCH.
6. Write little staves. (I hope no one gets this one.)
7. Compliment her face with a bucket of shut the fuck up.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your chambers as long as the police don't know.
9. Be super sweet to her, unless she's fat, then kill her.
10. Call her at night to fish her sweaty streams.
11. Come on her when she cries.
12.Wipe away her evidence
13. Love her with all your male friends.
14. Pick her up and tickle her feet with your dick and say it's a feather (she'll scream and say put me down but really she has no say in the matter).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the pickles).
16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 the future!
& DONT ever act difficult in front of ur friends than u r not gay when its just u and her, ya know!!!!
17. Take her for a fool at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside to comfort her and hold her clothes
19. NEVER LIFE TWO THERE!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie or just not true, even "i love you"
Girls - repost this if you think it's sweaty
Guys - repost this if you would do any of it just for kicks
....by opening this.... you have been given bad luck for 2 months 4days and 7men, but if you repost this bulletin guys will get the girl they want to eat and girls will get the guy they want within 1 moth from 2 gay. Title it "19 ways to win a girls body glove
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her Honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Be super sweet to her.
10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12.Wipe away her tears
13. Love her with all your heart.
14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her!
& DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!!
17. Take her for a long walk at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside to comfort her and hold her close
19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even "i love you"
Girls - repost this if you think it's sweet
Guys - repost this if you would do any of it
....by opening this.... you have been given bad luck for 2 months 4days and 7min, but if you repost this bulletin guys will get the girl they want and girls will get the gut they wont within 1 month from 2 day. Title it "19 ways to win a girls heart
1. Hugs in the garden from afar.
2. Grab her purse when you walk next to each minority (don't make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her bellybutton.
4. Cuddle with her uncle.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING YOU WOULDN'T FORCE YOUR MOTHER TO DO WHILE YOU WATCH.
6. Write little staves. (I hope no one gets this one.)
7. Compliment her face with a bucket of shut the fuck up.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your chambers as long as the police don't know.
9. Be super sweet to her, unless she's fat, then kill her.
10. Call her at night to fish her sweaty streams.
11. Come on her when she cries.
12.Wipe away her evidence
13. Love her with all your male friends.
14. Pick her up and tickle her feet with your dick and say it's a feather (she'll scream and say put me down but really she has no say in the matter).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the pickles).
16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 the future!
& DONT ever act difficult in front of ur friends than u r not gay when its just u and her, ya know!!!!
17. Take her for a fool at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside to comfort her and hold her clothes
19. NEVER LIFE TWO THERE!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie or just not true, even "i love you"
Girls - repost this if you think it's sweaty
Guys - repost this if you would do any of it just for kicks
....by opening this.... you have been given bad luck for 2 months 4days and 7men, but if you repost this bulletin guys will get the girl they want to eat and girls will get the guy they want within 1 moth from 2 gay. Title it "19 ways to win a girls body glove
Back at Schoolio
This one's for Nick.
I'm back at school.
I wish Nick would kick my dog, so I could, well, you know.
Love always,
Nick Alien
I'm back at school.
I wish Nick would kick my dog, so I could, well, you know.
Love always,
Nick Alien
Going Back to Schoolio
If you want to have a glance at me, I'll be back in a couple of weeks for Tyler Walker.
But I'll let you know when I get there.
Love always,
Blair Christopher Michael
But I'll let you know when I get there.
Love always,
Blair Christopher Michael
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
My Shit, My Shit My Shit My Shit, My Lovely Lady Shits, in the Back and in the Shit
I confess in 2005 that I...
(x) stayed single the whole year.
( ) got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
( ) made-out for the first time
( ) made-out in/on a car
(doubt it) kissed in the snow
(don't think so) kissed in the rain
( ) fell in love
( ) fell in love with a fool
( ) had your heart broken
(haha, yeah) broke someone else's heart
(only slightly, only slightly) had a stalker
(what kind of relationship are we talking about here?) had a good relationship with someone
(who hasn't questioned my sexual orientation) questioned your sexual orientation
(nothing new) came out of the closet
(i tried) gotten pregnant
(i wish) gotten someone else pregnant
( ) had an abortion
( ) gotten married
( ) had a divorce
( ) had a gay marriage
(andytheheck) kissed someone of the same sex
( ) dated someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
(no) lost your true love
( ) lost faith in love
( ) kissed under mistletoe
WORK/SCHOOL
( ) got a promotion
( ) got a pay raise
( ) changed jobs
( ) lost your job
( ) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss' daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
() got straight A's
(i met a few i liked) met one teacher you really like
( ) met one teacher you really hated
( ) found the subject you love
( ) failed a class
(x) cut class
(x) skipped school
( ) got into a fight with a classmate (not a physical fight)
(x) did something you were proud of
( ) discovered a new talent
( ) gave the teachers a reason to teach
(no one can prove anything) proved yourself an idiot
(everyone knows me) embarrassed yourself in front of the class
(Guell) fell in love with a teacher
(i did!) got head in the school play
( ) made a varsity team
( ) made a junior varsity team
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget
( ) got sent to the office
OTHER
( ) painted a picture
(didn't write enough) wrote a poem
(ran a few) ran a mile
(yes, i did listen to louis l'amour) listened to music you couldn't stand
(she wouldn't let me) double-dipped
(blaine and i got in the shower with jon one night) skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
( ) went to camp
( ) threw a surprise party
(i cried til i laughed) laughed till you cried
(i peed in my pants until i kept laughing) laughed till you peed in your pants
(i flirted shamelessly til i laughed so hard that i came in my pants) flirted shamelessly
( ) visited a foreign country
(yeah) visted a foreign state
(i cooked some disastrous crack) cooked a disasterous meal
( ) lost something important to you
(x) got a gift you adore
(most likely) realized something new about yourself
(everyone is on a diet) went on a diet
(i can't get much higher than 190) tried to gain weight
(x) dyed your hair
(all the time) came close to losing your life
(no) someone close to you died
(x) went to a party
(x) drank alchohol
(i drank alcohol underpants) drank alchohol underage
( ) tried drugs
(x) got drunk
( ) got arrested
(x) read a great book
(x) saw a great movie
( ) saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
(no) saw your favorite band/artist live
(four of them, and i gave one a note, and i talked to two of them, and that's it) saw someone famous in person
( ) did something you want to tell everyone
(not really, but it was really good sometimes) Enjoyed this year overall
(x) stayed single the whole year.
( ) got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
( ) made-out for the first time
( ) made-out in/on a car
(doubt it) kissed in the snow
(don't think so) kissed in the rain
( ) fell in love
( ) fell in love with a fool
( ) had your heart broken
(haha, yeah) broke someone else's heart
(only slightly, only slightly) had a stalker
(what kind of relationship are we talking about here?) had a good relationship with someone
(who hasn't questioned my sexual orientation) questioned your sexual orientation
(nothing new) came out of the closet
(i tried) gotten pregnant
(i wish) gotten someone else pregnant
( ) had an abortion
( ) gotten married
( ) had a divorce
( ) had a gay marriage
(andytheheck) kissed someone of the same sex
( ) dated someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
(no) lost your true love
( ) lost faith in love
( ) kissed under mistletoe
WORK/SCHOOL
( ) got a promotion
( ) got a pay raise
( ) changed jobs
( ) lost your job
( ) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss' daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
() got straight A's
(i met a few i liked) met one teacher you really like
( ) met one teacher you really hated
( ) found the subject you love
( ) failed a class
(x) cut class
(x) skipped school
( ) got into a fight with a classmate (not a physical fight)
(x) did something you were proud of
( ) discovered a new talent
( ) gave the teachers a reason to teach
(no one can prove anything) proved yourself an idiot
(everyone knows me) embarrassed yourself in front of the class
(Guell) fell in love with a teacher
(i did!) got head in the school play
( ) made a varsity team
( ) made a junior varsity team
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget
( ) got sent to the office
OTHER
( ) painted a picture
(didn't write enough) wrote a poem
(ran a few) ran a mile
(yes, i did listen to louis l'amour) listened to music you couldn't stand
(she wouldn't let me) double-dipped
(blaine and i got in the shower with jon one night) skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
( ) went to camp
( ) threw a surprise party
(i cried til i laughed) laughed till you cried
(i peed in my pants until i kept laughing) laughed till you peed in your pants
(i flirted shamelessly til i laughed so hard that i came in my pants) flirted shamelessly
( ) visited a foreign country
(yeah) visted a foreign state
(i cooked some disastrous crack) cooked a disasterous meal
( ) lost something important to you
(x) got a gift you adore
(most likely) realized something new about yourself
(everyone is on a diet) went on a diet
(i can't get much higher than 190) tried to gain weight
(x) dyed your hair
(all the time) came close to losing your life
(no) someone close to you died
(x) went to a party
(x) drank alchohol
(i drank alcohol underpants) drank alchohol underage
( ) tried drugs
(x) got drunk
( ) got arrested
(x) read a great book
(x) saw a great movie
( ) saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
(no) saw your favorite band/artist live
(four of them, and i gave one a note, and i talked to two of them, and that's it) saw someone famous in person
( ) did something you want to tell everyone
(not really, but it was really good sometimes) Enjoyed this year overall
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