Sunday, January 08, 2006

19 ways to win a girls heart

1. Hugs from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her Honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Be super sweet to her.
10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12.Wipe away her tears
13. Love her with all your heart.
14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her!
& DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!!
17. Take her for a long walk at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside to comfort her and hold her close
19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even "i love you"

Girls - repost this if you think it's sweet

Guys - repost this if you would do any of it


....by opening this.... you have been given bad luck for 2 months 4days and 7min, but if you repost this bulletin guys will get the girl they want and girls will get the gut they wont within 1 month from 2 day. Title it "19 ways to win a girls heart


1. Hugs in the garden from afar.
2. Grab her purse when you walk next to each minority (don't make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her bellybutton.
4. Cuddle with her uncle.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING YOU WOULDN'T FORCE YOUR MOTHER TO DO WHILE YOU WATCH.
6. Write little staves. (I hope no one gets this one.)
7. Compliment her face with a bucket of shut the fuck up.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your chambers as long as the police don't know.
9. Be super sweet to her, unless she's fat, then kill her.
10. Call her at night to fish her sweaty streams.
11. Come on her when she cries.
12.Wipe away her evidence
13. Love her with all your male friends.
14. Pick her up and tickle her feet with your dick and say it's a feather (she'll scream and say put me down but really she has no say in the matter).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the pickles).
16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 the future!
& DONT ever act difficult in front of ur friends than u r not gay when its just u and her, ya know!!!!
17. Take her for a fool at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside to comfort her and hold her clothes
19. NEVER LIFE TWO THERE!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie or just not true, even "i love you"

Girls - repost this if you think it's sweaty

Guys - repost this if you would do any of it just for kicks


....by opening this.... you have been given bad luck for 2 months 4days and 7men, but if you repost this bulletin guys will get the girl they want to eat and girls will get the guy they want within 1 moth from 2 gay. Title it "19 ways to win a girls body glove

1 comment:

St. Stefan said...

Shit dude that was funny.

 
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