Tuesday, January 03, 2006

My Shit, My Shit My Shit My Shit, My Lovely Lady Shits, in the Back and in the Shit

I confess in 2005 that I...

(x) stayed single the whole year.
( ) got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
( ) made-out for the first time
( ) made-out in/on a car
(doubt it) kissed in the snow
(don't think so) kissed in the rain
( ) fell in love
( ) fell in love with a fool
( ) had your heart broken
(haha, yeah) broke someone else's heart
(only slightly, only slightly) had a stalker
(what kind of relationship are we talking about here?) had a good relationship with someone
(who hasn't questioned my sexual orientation) questioned your sexual orientation
(nothing new) came out of the closet
(i tried) gotten pregnant
(i wish) gotten someone else pregnant
( ) had an abortion
( ) gotten married
( ) had a divorce
( ) had a gay marriage
(andytheheck) kissed someone of the same sex
( ) dated someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
(no) lost your true love
( ) lost faith in love
( ) kissed under mistletoe

WORK/SCHOOL

( ) got a promotion
( ) got a pay raise
( ) changed jobs
( ) lost your job
( ) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss' daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
() got straight A's
(i met a few i liked) met one teacher you really like
( ) met one teacher you really hated
( ) found the subject you love
( ) failed a class
(x) cut class
(x) skipped school
( ) got into a fight with a classmate (not a physical fight)
(x) did something you were proud of
( ) discovered a new talent
( ) gave the teachers a reason to teach
(no one can prove anything) proved yourself an idiot
(everyone knows me) embarrassed yourself in front of the class
(Guell) fell in love with a teacher
(i did!) got head in the school play
( ) made a varsity team
( ) made a junior varsity team
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget
( ) got sent to the office

OTHER

( ) painted a picture
(didn't write enough) wrote a poem
(ran a few) ran a mile
(yes, i did listen to louis l'amour) listened to music you couldn't stand
(she wouldn't let me) double-dipped
(blaine and i got in the shower with jon one night) skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
( ) went to camp
( ) threw a surprise party
(i cried til i laughed) laughed till you cried
(i peed in my pants until i kept laughing) laughed till you peed in your pants
(i flirted shamelessly til i laughed so hard that i came in my pants) flirted shamelessly
( ) visited a foreign country
(yeah) visted a foreign state
(i cooked some disastrous crack) cooked a disasterous meal
( ) lost something important to you
(x) got a gift you adore
(most likely) realized something new about yourself
(everyone is on a diet) went on a diet
(i can't get much higher than 190) tried to gain weight
(x) dyed your hair
(all the time) came close to losing your life
(no) someone close to you died
(x) went to a party
(x) drank alchohol
(i drank alcohol underpants) drank alchohol underage
( ) tried drugs
(x) got drunk
( ) got arrested
(x) read a great book
(x) saw a great movie
( ) saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
(no) saw your favorite band/artist live
(four of them, and i gave one a note, and i talked to two of them, and that's it) saw someone famous in person
( ) did something you want to tell everyone
(not really, but it was really good sometimes) Enjoyed this year overall

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