Thursday, February 23, 2006
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Hahaaaa, this survey is strong boy. Thank you, goddammit.
Name:: Blere
Age:: Fitteen
Gender:: Mell
Height:: Phi sump'n
Weight:: $
Ring size:: About ten inches.
Pants size:: Most pants are too small in the penis area.
Shirt size:: Small
Shoe size:: 13-14
Piercings:: Martinings
Tattoos:: Mattoons
Hair color:: Dark One Lite
Hair length:: Let's just say if I was one of those guys, I wouldn't need to cut my hair.
Eye color:: White
Zodiac sign:: Librarian
Chinese zodiac sign:: Oxford
Body type/size:: Large/obese
Birthday:: October Sky
Birthplace:: Shelbyville, IN
Place now:: Bloomingdale, IN
Race/ethnicity:: Caucasian - German/Irish/Fetish
School and grade/year:: Native Americana University, sophomonehreome
Natural hair color:: Charlie Brown
GPA:: 3.14
Blood type:: Homomo, I forget
Hobbies:: Sleeping, music, Internet, movies, drinking, smoking, partying, chilling, let's make sure internet is capitalized
I.Q.:: I.Qu.
Do you excercise:: If walking around campus counts, then yes. If not, yes.
Are you healthy:: Sometimes...he touches me in my pants.
Fun?:: ions
Serious?:: No, it's a fake knife.
Sarcastic?:: more plastic
Funny?:: People laugh at me, but I would like a normal banana later, so yeah.
Cute?:: ip
Pretty?:: Much
Good-looking?:: Relativity
Beautiful?:: I wouldn't say so. No, but a few do
Optimistic?:: Lions
Smart?:: yar
Opinionated?:: Yes. We should s
Outgoing?:: .
Shy?:: With people I don't know how to kill.
Unique?:: Am I unique?
Sweet?:: Salty
Hyper?:: Haha, no
Talkative?:: I don't like it when people talk about nothing.
Creative?:: These bites were made for poppin.
Imaginative?:: myHummp
Gloomy?:: gloomy
Happy?:: sometimes
Depressed?:: Occasionally
Silly?:: Don't be stupid.
Loud?:: Do I look like a dumb bitch to you?
Quiet?:: Yeah
Dependant?:: defendant
Loyal?:: to the king
Truthful?:: to my god too
Clever?:: ceven
Confident?:: this movie is stupid
Annoying?:: i wish i was watching something else
Artistic?:: sidekick
Musical?:: Heavens no, Hell yeah
Poetic?:: more than you can guess
Charming?:: Not around redheads
Wise?:: always
Special?:: K
Magical?:: testicles of a newt
Sensitive?:: Yes
Lustful?:: Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I am very shiny.
Sexy?:: Beating my kids.
Horny?:: Um? Mom...
Loving?:: Yessss
Lazy?:: Haha yes
Stylish?:: I am me. I think.
Normal?:: not at all
Goofy?:: Yep
Brave?:: I don't know. Put 'em up! Put 'em uuup!
[Section 2 - This or that about you]
Righty/lefty/either:: I use my left hand when the right gets tired.
Glasses/contacts/none:: My glasses were behind the toilet the last time I was them. Contact.
Punk/goth/prep/thug/??:: All and none of the above.
Innie/outie:: It depends on if I'm having sex with a guy or a girl.
Tan/pale/average/??:: Gone where, outer space?
Freckles/none/huge dick:: none
[Section 3 - Family]
Mom's name:: Linda
Dad's name:: David
Siblings/their names/their ages:: Blair-1791
Dead family members:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Do you live with your siblings?:: Chris
Parents married/divorced/neither?:: that's morbid
Parents together/separated/dating/none?:: Dating
Do you have any stepparents?:: my medication
Ex-stepparents?:: my mom
Do you have any children of your own?:: i have other people's children
If so, what are their names and ages?:: i'll never tell
If not, do you want any?:: Never/Again
[Section 4 - Favorites]
Color:: Pink
Food:: Mac & cheese or beating my kids
Drink:: Diet Sprite
Candy:: Mr. Goodbar bites... mmmitch.
Flavor:: pizza
Movie:: You've Got Nothing
Band:: Bad Religion, The Offspring, Millencolin, Lagwagon, Fall Out Boy, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Full House
Game:: Final Fantasy IX, Legend of Zelda, Tom Spalding
Element:: Elephant
Music type:: Indie Anna Jones
Actor:: Vince Price
Actress:: Eliza Dushkukuku
Month:: Weekend
Season:: Spring
Holiday:: Summer
Shampoo/conditioner:: John Travolta's Black Brunette
Song:: Movie
Number Number Number:: One One One
Phrase:: "Fuck shoes/me, holla"
Letter:Word::Crazy:Dead
Magazine:: Electromagnetic Gothic Morbid
Restaurant:: Taco Bell
Sport:: Punching Kaitlyn in the face
Animal:: Puppy
Language:: I wish I spoke Italian.
Girl's name:: Blair
Boy's name:: I believe it's Haydn
Flower:: Wiggler
Country:: Gulf of Mexico
Weather:: Sunny, slight breeze, 98 degrees
Person:: Blair Kteve. Juuuuuust fuck around.
[Section 5 - Nothing]
Sexual orientation:: Aaron Blain
Are you a virgin?:: Sometimes. Not in the winter.
Do you like to have nothing?:: That's all a good Christian soldier like myself needs.
Do you like to have oral communication?:: Dido
Do you like to have anal nothing?:: No, but I do enjoy anal sex.
Do you like to give more or get more?:: I get more than I take.
Do you usually give more or get more?:: In terms of calories, yes.
Does size matter?:: Well, I don't want to come between you.
Do you like to kiss?:: It's fine.
French kiss?:: Never done it.
Make out?:: French kiss
Favorite position:: James LaChance
Are you more dominant?:: I suppose
Or more submissive?:: I suppose (i did not even see this one coming)
Do you look at porn?:: Who has time (for anything else)?
Do you masturbate?:: Absolutely not.
[Section 6 - Fiends]
Would you consider yourself a good friend?: It depends which me you want.
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:: One good fuck and a few supporters.
Who is your best friend?:: Michael, Mom
Do you have a lot of friends?:: Too many to count in one round
How many good friends would you say you have?:: 20 or so
Are you a good friend?:: I hate my life
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:: They've told me to get out of their closet.
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:: Ani has, but she's a stupid bitch.
Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?:: Christian
Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?:: Not all of them
Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?:: Haha, yeah.
Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?:: It happens a lot.
Do you ever get tired of your friends?:: I have scars.
Do you like to make new friends?:: Yar
Do you talk a lot?:: I can if someone has red hair.
Are you nervous when you talk to people?:: A little, if I don't know them very well
Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?:: Ani. But it's only so I can turn around and hurt her feelings later on.
Do you ever lie about who your friends are?:: I sometimes lie about being friends with The Sand Lot.
Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?:: As if I don't look too good the way it is.
[Section 7 - Love]
Do you believe in love?:: I believe in fantasy...
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Final Fantasy
What is love?:: IX
Have you ever been in love?:: If by love, you mean quicksand.
Are you now?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Have you ever told someone you loved them?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Are you married/divorced/neither?:: I'm married to my work.
Are you with someone/single/dating/none?:: I'm with Josh Lee. I believe I'm single, but I sometimes wonder if there is someone else in here. I use my datebook a lot. Some.
Do you believe in soulmates?:: Soul Caliber
Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?:: I already have. She's black.
Different ethnicity?:: Absolutely not.
Same gender?:: That would be simply hilarious.
Different political views?:: I wouldn't mind an arguement every now and then.
Do you love certain material possesions?:: Yes, the ones with emotional value city
Certain hobbies?:: I really like kicking and throwing things and playing golf in the house at my parents' area, breaking shit and watching my mom clean it up.
Your friends?:: Not really.
Your family?:: Oreo.
Yourself?:: At times.
Do you have a crush?:: A one.
Do you date people just because of how they look?:: I don't date people for anything.
Do you care how people look?:: I don't like it when people look at me. Unless I'm yelling at someone. Then it's fine.
Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?:: If they were hot
Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?:: If I wanted to get them in my basement.
Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?:: I love that kind.
Would you date someone for their money?: Yeah.
Would you use someone?:: I think that's illegal
Have you used someone?:: I plead the fifth.
Have you dated someone just for their money?:: Yeah. My dad.
Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-looking: I believe it's pronounced "wasn't."
Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?:: Yeah. That's the last time I ever date my asshole.
Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?:: I'm getting tired of these questions.
Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?:: Moby what?!
Have you?:: What? Have I what?
Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?:: Maybe to be funny. I think I would like an internet GF. Haha. You know.
Have you?:: I'm not gay.
[Section 8 - Politics and such]
Are you a democrat?:: No.
Or a republican?:: No.
Or independent?:: No.
How do you feel about abortion?:: Pro-choice
Gay marriage?:: Pro
Smoking?:: Pro
Marijuana?:: Pro
Drugs?:: Depends
Illegal immigrants?:: No
Premarital sex?:: Yeah.
Porn?:: No
Alcohol?:: Pro
Racism?:: No
Whores/prostitution?:: No
Cloning?:: No
Suicide?:: Yes
Death penalty?:: Yes
Religion in government?:: No
Our president?:: Hell no
Downloading music?:: Yes
Burning CDs?:: Burning toast.
Animal testing?:: No
School uniforms?:: Sure
One nation, under God?:: No.
[Section 9 - Religious beliefs]
What religion do you practice?:: Nature.
Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?:: I've never really been involved in anything.
Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?:: Scary.
What religion are your parents?:: Testiclehead.
Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?:: My mom seems to think, because I'm her son, I'm her.
Do they know what religion you practice?:: My mom realizes I'm not a Christian every once in a while, and gets upset about it, and then goes on pretending I am again.
Are you open about your beliefs?:: Yes
Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?:: I fucking hate that.
Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?:: These questions are bringing up bad memories.
One God?:: What?
Does God(s) have a gender?:: Does Gods know where is at?
Male/female/neither?:: Who the fuck cares?
No God?:: No God?! No food! I'm fucking hungry!
Heaven/Hell?:: Heaven
Jesus?:: Maybe
Angels/demons?:: Angels
Spirits?:: These questions are just silly.
Ghosts?:: No.
Miracles?:: Maybe.
Aliens?:: Yeah.
Love?:: No
Fate?:: Lot.
Horoscopes?:: Start Here
Astrology?:: Asstrology
Luck?:: I can't be funny all the time.
Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?:: Humans are animals.
Night and day differ for a religious reason?:: Haha. Yeah. It's because God likes it when his toothbrush glows in the dark.
Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?:: If they are of a fat ethnicity.
Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?:: Maybe. No.
Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?::
Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?:: Other
Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?:: Did Russell write these up? I'm on to you, Mr. Russell.
Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?:: I believe everyone is right. The problem is that there are too many idiots.
Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?:: I doubt your religious beliefs, Russell.
Do you believe in yourself?:: Depends.
Are you open to other religions?:: Not really.
Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?:: Somewhat.
Do you think everyone should practice your religion?:: They should think for themselves.
Are you interested in learning about other religions?:: Yar.
[Section 10 - Animals]
Do you have any pets?:: Yes
If so what are they? If not, do you want any?:: A dog, Oreo. A bitch, Ashley Megan. And one cunt, Daddy.
What kind of pet would you like to have?:: A homosexual.
What is your favorite color on animals?:: White. Blond hair, blue eyes.
Do you believe people should keep pets?:: As to eating them?
Do you enjoy animals?:: I enjoy eating them.
Do you like taking care of animals?:: Dolphins (when they get caught in those silly nets).
Do you animals keep you company?:: Maybe. Do you?
Do you kill animals?:: I touch animals in their pants.
Do you hunt?:: No.
Do you hate animals?:: Yes!
Do you like small/big/all/no animals?:: I like small animals a lot more than I am going to fuck her.
Do you think animals are treated poorly?: She kicked my dog.
Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?:: I wish I could change the way people act towards pirates.
[Section 11 - This or that]
Big/small:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Cat/dog:: Catdog
Black/white:: White
Coffee/tea:: Coffee
Pepsi/coke:: Coke (Dell)
Soda/other:: Other Soda
Wine/beer:: Pills
Pope/none:: Pulp
Scary/comedy:: They both make me laugh and kill people.
Books/magazines:: Books
Noise/silence:: The noise of my tommy gun; the silence of a thousand dead horses.
Winter/summer:: Summer
Autumn/spring:: Autumn
Summer/spring:: Spring
Winter/autumn:: Autumn
Night/day:: Day
Hugs/kisses:: Hugs
Life/death:: Life
TV/movie:: Movie
TV/book:: Book
Fruits/vegetables:: Vegetables
Meat/vegetables:: Vegetables
Cigarettes/alcohol:: They go together
Cold/hot:: Cold
Normal/different:: Different
Male/female:: That's stupid
School/none:: School
Red/blue:: Red-blue
Smart/fun:: Fart/smun
Love/hate:: Love
Salt/sugar:: Salt
Chocolate/vanilla:: Chocolate
Evil/good:: Good
Clean/dirty:: Clean
Angel/demon:: Angel
Sunrise/sunset:: Sunrise
Punk/goth:: Punk
Punk/prep:: Punk
Goth/prep:: Prep
Truth/lies:: Truthiness
Citrus/tasteless:: Tasteless
Cake/cookies:: Cookies
Sun/moon:: Moon
Rain/snow:: Rain
Piercings/none:: long hair
Short/long hair:: piercings
Brand name/couldn't care less::
Pool/ocean:: Pool
Penis/pencil::
Sports/wet pussy:: Sports
Wet/dry:: Wet pussy
Math/shower:: Math
Microsoft Worksorks/glowsticks:: Fireworks
Lick/bite:: I like to bite big pussies and lick sangwiches.
Naked/clothed:: concrete/union workers
Intercourse/phone:: phone
[Section 12 - Education]
Do you go to school?:: Dogs pee on brick walls?
Have you gone to school?:: HH
What's your level of education?:: Very Easy, Five Stock
Do you like school?:: I like wet pussy
Learning?:: to love again
Have you ever been homeschooled?:: It felt like home.
Would you rather be homeschooled or homesextial?:: Haha
Would you rather go to public or private school?:: It would be neat to go to a school for the blind.
Have you ever skipped school?:: I've left class by popular demand.
Faked sickness to get out of school?:: I was afraid of Mrs. Jackson.
Been suspended from the beam?:: Seventeen
Expelled?:: Gas
In detention?:: Only slightly
What's your favorite subject?:: Exploring
Least favorite?:: Rules
Your schedule, block/periods/neither?:: K
What are your grades generally like?:: Beeeeee good.
Do you have many classes with your friends?:: I have friends in my head.
What classes do you want to take?:: Racially Segregated
[Section 13 - What makes you]
Happy?:: Time, Dancing, Acting
Sad?:: The Future
Laugh?:: Me, fat people with retarded looks on they face
Dance?:: Huge dicks
Sing?:: Boko Baba
Horny?:: WWE Wrestling, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage
Scared?:: Death, People, The Future
Look good?:: have a huge dick
Feel good?:: Being asleep
Feel bad?:: Not being asleep
Cry?:: Watching Vanilla Sky when I'm drunk.
Jealous?:: Fiction
Envious?:: Dead people
Scream?:: Almost running into some chick at Warped.
Angry?:: My mom, people leaving, people leaving all the time
Smile?:: V
Flush?:: Going potty or BM.
Sleepy?:: Working out
Excited?:: The future
Nervous?:: People I don't know.
Hungry?:: People I am about to kill.
Thirsty?:: Hot pussies
Feel lonely?:: Knowing I'm alone. Period.
Sick?:: Not sleeping
Mean?:: Lack of sleep + people + stupid people
Want a hug?:: gs
Want a kiss?:: I don't have a mouf.
Bored?:: Mmph mmmm m uuuuuuu.
Crazy?:: Thinking. Change. Stupidity.
Feel strong?:: Beating the shit out of Nick Allen.
Feel important?:: Looking at everyone else
Quit?:: Running out of continues.
[Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are]
Friends:: 10
Music:: 10
Love:: 10
Happiness:: 0
People:: 0
Silence:: Sideways 8
Animals:: 10
Education:: ???
Religion:: 10
Life:: 0
Medication:: 0
Food:: 10
Sleep:: 110%
Health:: 0
Wealth:: -0
Nature:: 10
Shopping:: 0
Fun:: 10
Comfort:: 0
Water:: 10
Sex:: Sex
Clothes:: No clothes.
Alcohol:: Rubbing (wet pussy) alcohol
Cigarettes:: No clothes.
Computer:: 10 \Phone:: Wet/dry:: wet pussy
[Section 15 - Have you ever]
Went skinny dipping?:: Gone fat dipping (that means I fucked a fat guy)
Done drugs?:: No, but I fucked a fat guy.
Drank alcohol?:: No, but I have a huge dick.
Played strip poker?:: No, but I'd like to.
Climbed a tree?:: I wore the drapes.
Fallen from a tree?:: I scraped me knee.
Bungee jumped?:: I huwt my finga.
Been to Disneyland/world?:: Yes. (Haha! I lied!)
Been stung by a bee?:: Yar.
Pierced yourself?:: I pierced my other self.
Sky dived?:: No, but I've played strip poker.
Rolled your tongue?:: I can roll my huge dick.
Made a clover with it?:: Oh yeah.
Skiied?:: On the water.
Run into a wall?:: You know it.
Been on an airplane?:: I don't believe so.
On a train?:: Life is good.
Fainted?:: That's a made-up word, Jim.
Thrown up on purpose?:: No. Alcohol fixes what the doctors can't.
Eaten an insect?:: Not my fault.
[Section 16 - Misc.]
What color are your socks today?:: Yellow. I went potty on them.
Is that your monkey over there sneezing?:: Racist!
Do you own a spotted umbrella?:: I own a spotted nigger.
Do you like sporks?:: Yes, football.
What about chopsticks?:: Yes, hl
How many fingers do you have?:: Counting my penis, one.
Do you have any stiches?:: I give stiches; not get.
If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?:: A rock in a stream. Far away from the reach of people.
Is your mushroom broken?:: I'm afraid so.
Do you abuse/starve your sims?:: At first I thought it said anus. It doesn't; it says sims.
How many candles do you own?:: Counting my huge dick, all of them.
Do you wear scarves?:: If someone else puts them on me.
Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?:: I'd probably be sent to tell you I killed him.
Are the bunnies pink?:: Their wet pussies are.
What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green Green
What do you think about make-up?:: It's ridiculous.
Random word that starts with Q:: Qu's Marsh
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:: The past.
Do you like to be naked?:: There's nothing like it. I wish I could get the police to understand that.
My life has never been a bed a roses:: It would be really weird if has.
Munchy munchy have a taco for:: rill.
Yes that comes in:: my mouf.
I got:: here late.
Baby, life is like a ride on a:: mirrored track.
What is life?:: A chance to wonder what life is.
Age:: Fitteen
Gender:: Mell
Height:: Phi sump'n
Weight:: $
Ring size:: About ten inches.
Pants size:: Most pants are too small in the penis area.
Shirt size:: Small
Shoe size:: 13-14
Piercings:: Martinings
Tattoos:: Mattoons
Hair color:: Dark One Lite
Hair length:: Let's just say if I was one of those guys, I wouldn't need to cut my hair.
Eye color:: White
Zodiac sign:: Librarian
Chinese zodiac sign:: Oxford
Body type/size:: Large/obese
Birthday:: October Sky
Birthplace:: Shelbyville, IN
Place now:: Bloomingdale, IN
Race/ethnicity:: Caucasian - German/Irish/Fetish
School and grade/year:: Native Americana University, sophomonehreome
Natural hair color:: Charlie Brown
GPA:: 3.14
Blood type:: Homomo, I forget
Hobbies:: Sleeping, music, Internet, movies, drinking, smoking, partying, chilling, let's make sure internet is capitalized
I.Q.:: I.Qu.
Do you excercise:: If walking around campus counts, then yes. If not, yes.
Are you healthy:: Sometimes...he touches me in my pants.
Fun?:: ions
Serious?:: No, it's a fake knife.
Sarcastic?:: more plastic
Funny?:: People laugh at me, but I would like a normal banana later, so yeah.
Cute?:: ip
Pretty?:: Much
Good-looking?:: Relativity
Beautiful?:: I wouldn't say so. No, but a few do
Optimistic?:: Lions
Smart?:: yar
Opinionated?:: Yes. We should s
Outgoing?:: .
Shy?:: With people I don't know how to kill.
Unique?:: Am I unique?
Sweet?:: Salty
Hyper?:: Haha, no
Talkative?:: I don't like it when people talk about nothing.
Creative?:: These bites were made for poppin.
Imaginative?:: myHummp
Gloomy?:: gloomy
Happy?:: sometimes
Depressed?:: Occasionally
Silly?:: Don't be stupid.
Loud?:: Do I look like a dumb bitch to you?
Quiet?:: Yeah
Dependant?:: defendant
Loyal?:: to the king
Truthful?:: to my god too
Clever?:: ceven
Confident?:: this movie is stupid
Annoying?:: i wish i was watching something else
Artistic?:: sidekick
Musical?:: Heavens no, Hell yeah
Poetic?:: more than you can guess
Charming?:: Not around redheads
Wise?:: always
Special?:: K
Magical?:: testicles of a newt
Sensitive?:: Yes
Lustful?:: Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I am very shiny.
Sexy?:: Beating my kids.
Horny?:: Um? Mom...
Loving?:: Yessss
Lazy?:: Haha yes
Stylish?:: I am me. I think.
Normal?:: not at all
Goofy?:: Yep
Brave?:: I don't know. Put 'em up! Put 'em uuup!
[Section 2 - This or that about you]
Righty/lefty/either:: I use my left hand when the right gets tired.
Glasses/contacts/none:: My glasses were behind the toilet the last time I was them. Contact.
Punk/goth/prep/thug/??:: All and none of the above.
Innie/outie:: It depends on if I'm having sex with a guy or a girl.
Tan/pale/average/??:: Gone where, outer space?
Freckles/none/huge dick:: none
[Section 3 - Family]
Mom's name:: Linda
Dad's name:: David
Siblings/their names/their ages:: Blair-1791
Dead family members:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Do you live with your siblings?:: Chris
Parents married/divorced/neither?:: that's morbid
Parents together/separated/dating/none?:: Dating
Do you have any stepparents?:: my medication
Ex-stepparents?:: my mom
Do you have any children of your own?:: i have other people's children
If so, what are their names and ages?:: i'll never tell
If not, do you want any?:: Never/Again
[Section 4 - Favorites]
Color:: Pink
Food:: Mac & cheese or beating my kids
Drink:: Diet Sprite
Candy:: Mr. Goodbar bites... mmmitch.
Flavor:: pizza
Movie:: You've Got Nothing
Band:: Bad Religion, The Offspring, Millencolin, Lagwagon, Fall Out Boy, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Full House
Game:: Final Fantasy IX, Legend of Zelda, Tom Spalding
Element:: Elephant
Music type:: Indie Anna Jones
Actor:: Vince Price
Actress:: Eliza Dushkukuku
Month:: Weekend
Season:: Spring
Holiday:: Summer
Shampoo/conditioner:: John Travolta's Black Brunette
Song:: Movie
Number Number Number:: One One One
Phrase:: "Fuck shoes/me, holla"
Letter:Word::Crazy:Dead
Magazine:: Electromagnetic Gothic Morbid
Restaurant:: Taco Bell
Sport:: Punching Kaitlyn in the face
Animal:: Puppy
Language:: I wish I spoke Italian.
Girl's name:: Blair
Boy's name:: I believe it's Haydn
Flower:: Wiggler
Country:: Gulf of Mexico
Weather:: Sunny, slight breeze, 98 degrees
Person:: Blair Kteve. Juuuuuust fuck around.
[Section 5 - Nothing]
Sexual orientation:: Aaron Blain
Are you a virgin?:: Sometimes. Not in the winter.
Do you like to have nothing?:: That's all a good Christian soldier like myself needs.
Do you like to have oral communication?:: Dido
Do you like to have anal nothing?:: No, but I do enjoy anal sex.
Do you like to give more or get more?:: I get more than I take.
Do you usually give more or get more?:: In terms of calories, yes.
Does size matter?:: Well, I don't want to come between you.
Do you like to kiss?:: It's fine.
French kiss?:: Never done it.
Make out?:: French kiss
Favorite position:: James LaChance
Are you more dominant?:: I suppose
Or more submissive?:: I suppose (i did not even see this one coming)
Do you look at porn?:: Who has time (for anything else)?
Do you masturbate?:: Absolutely not.
[Section 6 - Fiends]
Would you consider yourself a good friend?: It depends which me you want.
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:: One good fuck and a few supporters.
Who is your best friend?:: Michael, Mom
Do you have a lot of friends?:: Too many to count in one round
How many good friends would you say you have?:: 20 or so
Are you a good friend?:: I hate my life
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:: They've told me to get out of their closet.
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:: Ani has, but she's a stupid bitch.
Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?:: Christian
Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?:: Not all of them
Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?:: Haha, yeah.
Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?:: It happens a lot.
Do you ever get tired of your friends?:: I have scars.
Do you like to make new friends?:: Yar
Do you talk a lot?:: I can if someone has red hair.
Are you nervous when you talk to people?:: A little, if I don't know them very well
Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?:: Ani. But it's only so I can turn around and hurt her feelings later on.
Do you ever lie about who your friends are?:: I sometimes lie about being friends with The Sand Lot.
Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?:: As if I don't look too good the way it is.
[Section 7 - Love]
Do you believe in love?:: I believe in fantasy...
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Final Fantasy
What is love?:: IX
Have you ever been in love?:: If by love, you mean quicksand.
Are you now?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Have you ever told someone you loved them?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Are you married/divorced/neither?:: I'm married to my work.
Are you with someone/single/dating/none?:: I'm with Josh Lee. I believe I'm single, but I sometimes wonder if there is someone else in here. I use my datebook a lot. Some.
Do you believe in soulmates?:: Soul Caliber
Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?:: I already have. She's black.
Different ethnicity?:: Absolutely not.
Same gender?:: That would be simply hilarious.
Different political views?:: I wouldn't mind an arguement every now and then.
Do you love certain material possesions?:: Yes, the ones with emotional value city
Certain hobbies?:: I really like kicking and throwing things and playing golf in the house at my parents' area, breaking shit and watching my mom clean it up.
Your friends?:: Not really.
Your family?:: Oreo.
Yourself?:: At times.
Do you have a crush?:: A one.
Do you date people just because of how they look?:: I don't date people for anything.
Do you care how people look?:: I don't like it when people look at me. Unless I'm yelling at someone. Then it's fine.
Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?:: If they were hot
Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?:: If I wanted to get them in my basement.
Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?:: I love that kind.
Would you date someone for their money?: Yeah.
Would you use someone?:: I think that's illegal
Have you used someone?:: I plead the fifth.
Have you dated someone just for their money?:: Yeah. My dad.
Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-looking: I believe it's pronounced "wasn't."
Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?:: Yeah. That's the last time I ever date my asshole.
Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?:: I'm getting tired of these questions.
Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?:: Moby what?!
Have you?:: What? Have I what?
Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?:: Maybe to be funny. I think I would like an internet GF. Haha. You know.
Have you?:: I'm not gay.
[Section 8 - Politics and such]
Are you a democrat?:: No.
Or a republican?:: No.
Or independent?:: No.
How do you feel about abortion?:: Pro-choice
Gay marriage?:: Pro
Smoking?:: Pro
Marijuana?:: Pro
Drugs?:: Depends
Illegal immigrants?:: No
Premarital sex?:: Yeah.
Porn?:: No
Alcohol?:: Pro
Racism?:: No
Whores/prostitution?:: No
Cloning?:: No
Suicide?:: Yes
Death penalty?:: Yes
Religion in government?:: No
Our president?:: Hell no
Downloading music?:: Yes
Burning CDs?:: Burning toast.
Animal testing?:: No
School uniforms?:: Sure
One nation, under God?:: No.
[Section 9 - Religious beliefs]
What religion do you practice?:: Nature.
Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?:: I've never really been involved in anything.
Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?:: Scary.
What religion are your parents?:: Testiclehead.
Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?:: My mom seems to think, because I'm her son, I'm her.
Do they know what religion you practice?:: My mom realizes I'm not a Christian every once in a while, and gets upset about it, and then goes on pretending I am again.
Are you open about your beliefs?:: Yes
Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?:: I fucking hate that.
Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?:: These questions are bringing up bad memories.
One God?:: What?
Does God(s) have a gender?:: Does Gods know where is at?
Male/female/neither?:: Who the fuck cares?
No God?:: No God?! No food! I'm fucking hungry!
Heaven/Hell?:: Heaven
Jesus?:: Maybe
Angels/demons?:: Angels
Spirits?:: These questions are just silly.
Ghosts?:: No.
Miracles?:: Maybe.
Aliens?:: Yeah.
Love?:: No
Fate?:: Lot.
Horoscopes?:: Start Here
Astrology?:: Asstrology
Luck?:: I can't be funny all the time.
Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?:: Humans are animals.
Night and day differ for a religious reason?:: Haha. Yeah. It's because God likes it when his toothbrush glows in the dark.
Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?:: If they are of a fat ethnicity.
Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?:: Maybe. No.
Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?::
Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?:: Other
Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?:: Did Russell write these up? I'm on to you, Mr. Russell.
Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?:: I believe everyone is right. The problem is that there are too many idiots.
Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?:: I doubt your religious beliefs, Russell.
Do you believe in yourself?:: Depends.
Are you open to other religions?:: Not really.
Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?:: Somewhat.
Do you think everyone should practice your religion?:: They should think for themselves.
Are you interested in learning about other religions?:: Yar.
[Section 10 - Animals]
Do you have any pets?:: Yes
If so what are they? If not, do you want any?:: A dog, Oreo. A bitch, Ashley Megan. And one cunt, Daddy.
What kind of pet would you like to have?:: A homosexual.
What is your favorite color on animals?:: White. Blond hair, blue eyes.
Do you believe people should keep pets?:: As to eating them?
Do you enjoy animals?:: I enjoy eating them.
Do you like taking care of animals?:: Dolphins (when they get caught in those silly nets).
Do you animals keep you company?:: Maybe. Do you?
Do you kill animals?:: I touch animals in their pants.
Do you hunt?:: No.
Do you hate animals?:: Yes!
Do you like small/big/all/no animals?:: I like small animals a lot more than I am going to fuck her.
Do you think animals are treated poorly?: She kicked my dog.
Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?:: I wish I could change the way people act towards pirates.
[Section 11 - This or that]
Big/small:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Cat/dog:: Catdog
Black/white:: White
Coffee/tea:: Coffee
Pepsi/coke:: Coke (Dell)
Soda/other:: Other Soda
Wine/beer:: Pills
Pope/none:: Pulp
Scary/comedy:: They both make me laugh and kill people.
Books/magazines:: Books
Noise/silence:: The noise of my tommy gun; the silence of a thousand dead horses.
Winter/summer:: Summer
Autumn/spring:: Autumn
Summer/spring:: Spring
Winter/autumn:: Autumn
Night/day:: Day
Hugs/kisses:: Hugs
Life/death:: Life
TV/movie:: Movie
TV/book:: Book
Fruits/vegetables:: Vegetables
Meat/vegetables:: Vegetables
Cigarettes/alcohol:: They go together
Cold/hot:: Cold
Normal/different:: Different
Male/female:: That's stupid
School/none:: School
Red/blue:: Red-blue
Smart/fun:: Fart/smun
Love/hate:: Love
Salt/sugar:: Salt
Chocolate/vanilla:: Chocolate
Evil/good:: Good
Clean/dirty:: Clean
Angel/demon:: Angel
Sunrise/sunset:: Sunrise
Punk/goth:: Punk
Punk/prep:: Punk
Goth/prep:: Prep
Truth/lies:: Truthiness
Citrus/tasteless:: Tasteless
Cake/cookies:: Cookies
Sun/moon:: Moon
Rain/snow:: Rain
Piercings/none:: long hair
Short/long hair:: piercings
Brand name/couldn't care less::
Pool/ocean:: Pool
Penis/pencil::
Sports/wet pussy:: Sports
Wet/dry:: Wet pussy
Math/shower:: Math
Microsoft Worksorks/glowsticks:: Fireworks
Lick/bite:: I like to bite big pussies and lick sangwiches.
Naked/clothed:: concrete/union workers
Intercourse/phone:: phone
[Section 12 - Education]
Do you go to school?:: Dogs pee on brick walls?
Have you gone to school?:: HH
What's your level of education?:: Very Easy, Five Stock
Do you like school?:: I like wet pussy
Learning?:: to love again
Have you ever been homeschooled?:: It felt like home.
Would you rather be homeschooled or homesextial?:: Haha
Would you rather go to public or private school?:: It would be neat to go to a school for the blind.
Have you ever skipped school?:: I've left class by popular demand.
Faked sickness to get out of school?:: I was afraid of Mrs. Jackson.
Been suspended from the beam?:: Seventeen
Expelled?:: Gas
In detention?:: Only slightly
What's your favorite subject?:: Exploring
Least favorite?:: Rules
Your schedule, block/periods/neither?:: K
What are your grades generally like?:: Beeeeee good.
Do you have many classes with your friends?:: I have friends in my head.
What classes do you want to take?:: Racially Segregated
[Section 13 - What makes you]
Happy?:: Time, Dancing, Acting
Sad?:: The Future
Laugh?:: Me, fat people with retarded looks on they face
Dance?:: Huge dicks
Sing?:: Boko Baba
Horny?:: WWE Wrestling, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage
Scared?:: Death, People, The Future
Look good?:: have a huge dick
Feel good?:: Being asleep
Feel bad?:: Not being asleep
Cry?:: Watching Vanilla Sky when I'm drunk.
Jealous?:: Fiction
Envious?:: Dead people
Scream?:: Almost running into some chick at Warped.
Angry?:: My mom, people leaving, people leaving all the time
Smile?:: V
Flush?:: Going potty or BM.
Sleepy?:: Working out
Excited?:: The future
Nervous?:: People I don't know.
Hungry?:: People I am about to kill.
Thirsty?:: Hot pussies
Feel lonely?:: Knowing I'm alone. Period.
Sick?:: Not sleeping
Mean?:: Lack of sleep + people + stupid people
Want a hug?:: gs
Want a kiss?:: I don't have a mouf.
Bored?:: Mmph mmmm m uuuuuuu.
Crazy?:: Thinking. Change. Stupidity.
Feel strong?:: Beating the shit out of Nick Allen.
Feel important?:: Looking at everyone else
Quit?:: Running out of continues.
[Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are]
Friends:: 10
Music:: 10
Love:: 10
Happiness:: 0
People:: 0
Silence:: Sideways 8
Animals:: 10
Education:: ???
Religion:: 10
Life:: 0
Medication:: 0
Food:: 10
Sleep:: 110%
Health:: 0
Wealth:: -0
Nature:: 10
Shopping:: 0
Fun:: 10
Comfort:: 0
Water:: 10
Sex:: Sex
Clothes:: No clothes.
Alcohol:: Rubbing (wet pussy) alcohol
Cigarettes:: No clothes.
Computer:: 10 \Phone:: Wet/dry:: wet pussy
[Section 15 - Have you ever]
Went skinny dipping?:: Gone fat dipping (that means I fucked a fat guy)
Done drugs?:: No, but I fucked a fat guy.
Drank alcohol?:: No, but I have a huge dick.
Played strip poker?:: No, but I'd like to.
Climbed a tree?:: I wore the drapes.
Fallen from a tree?:: I scraped me knee.
Bungee jumped?:: I huwt my finga.
Been to Disneyland/world?:: Yes. (Haha! I lied!)
Been stung by a bee?:: Yar.
Pierced yourself?:: I pierced my other self.
Sky dived?:: No, but I've played strip poker.
Rolled your tongue?:: I can roll my huge dick.
Made a clover with it?:: Oh yeah.
Skiied?:: On the water.
Run into a wall?:: You know it.
Been on an airplane?:: I don't believe so.
On a train?:: Life is good.
Fainted?:: That's a made-up word, Jim.
Thrown up on purpose?:: No. Alcohol fixes what the doctors can't.
Eaten an insect?:: Not my fault.
[Section 16 - Misc.]
What color are your socks today?:: Yellow. I went potty on them.
Is that your monkey over there sneezing?:: Racist!
Do you own a spotted umbrella?:: I own a spotted nigger.
Do you like sporks?:: Yes, football.
What about chopsticks?:: Yes, hl
How many fingers do you have?:: Counting my penis, one.
Do you have any stiches?:: I give stiches; not get.
If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?:: A rock in a stream. Far away from the reach of people.
Is your mushroom broken?:: I'm afraid so.
Do you abuse/starve your sims?:: At first I thought it said anus. It doesn't; it says sims.
How many candles do you own?:: Counting my huge dick, all of them.
Do you wear scarves?:: If someone else puts them on me.
Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?:: I'd probably be sent to tell you I killed him.
Are the bunnies pink?:: Their wet pussies are.
What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green Green
What do you think about make-up?:: It's ridiculous.
Random word that starts with Q:: Qu's Marsh
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:: The past.
Do you like to be naked?:: There's nothing like it. I wish I could get the police to understand that.
My life has never been a bed a roses:: It would be really weird if has.
Munchy munchy have a taco for:: rill.
Yes that comes in:: my mouf.
I got:: here late.
Baby, life is like a ride on a:: mirrored track.
What is life?:: A chance to wonder what life is.
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Porkchop Sandwiches
Bride of Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris died and ended up in a doll, we'd all be fucked.
Chuck Norris is most likely the most popular 65-year-old on Earth right now. Carlos Ray was born March 10, 1940 in the small town of Ryan, Oklahoma. He is a blackbelt in Tang Soo Do as well as everything else you can think of. He is a 6-time World Karate Champion and was on "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" last night.
He traded Chuck Norris knowledge with everyone.
Everyone laughed and had a good time.
He has the whitest, most beautiful smile.
When the show was over, he killed everyone--even Stefan's black wife.
Chuck Norris is most likely the most popular 65-year-old on Earth right now. Carlos Ray was born March 10, 1940 in the small town of Ryan, Oklahoma. He is a blackbelt in Tang Soo Do as well as everything else you can think of. He is a 6-time World Karate Champion and was on "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" last night.
He traded Chuck Norris knowledge with everyone.
Everyone laughed and had a good time.
He has the whitest, most beautiful smile.
When the show was over, he killed everyone--even Stefan's black wife.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Fuck THatt
I AM: Sean Hudson
I WANT: some goddamn respect
I HAVE: a tumor. His name is Joe. I named him after Kyle.
I WISH: i had more scabs
I HATE: stupid people
I MISS: my other foot
I HEAR: an emo cunt
I REGRET: not tying her up
I ALWAYS: swallow
I AM NOT: real
I DANCE: for money
I SING: along
I CRY: when i'm an emo cunt
I WRITE: when i feel like it
I WIN: nothing important
I LOSE: track of reality
I CONFUSE: dreams with dreams
I NEED: a loan
I SHOULD: be playing nintendo at the mall with midge
I WILL: have to stop shitting in my house
[YES OR NO]
You keep a diary: in a way only jesus can see
You like to cook: um if by 'cook' you mean 'suck his dick'
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: yar
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: my watch is a thing
You believe in love: i believe in gay sex
[WHO IS]
The weirdest person you know: Other Blaire
The loudest person you know? Black Kaitlyn
The person that knows the most about you: most likely Stefan, since I've been married to him for a good ten years
Your crush: MTV
[DO YOU]
Take showers: only if it's alright with mtv
Want to get married: if nick and jessica can't make it, how will i?
Have any tattoos/where: i've got scars
Piercings/where: seven/1000s
Get motion sickness: Bond is here!
Think you're a health freak: not really
Get along with your parents: my dad, and my mom when she isn't talking or doing anything but eating florida chips
Like thunderstorms: man...i can not think of anything better
[WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF?]
Ryan: Foster
Rob: Kill
Drew: a penis
Heather: Feather
Will: you at least touch it?
Frank: Blair
Eve: Eevee
Lauren: Loren
Michael: Basic
Ricky: Lux
John: Lehe
Jane: Smith
Justin: Lee (o:
Jack: off
Lisa: Blair
Boris: Escape.
[RANDOM]
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: i don't know anymore, but it's brown
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: really dark brown
EYE COLOR: different
PARENTS: What?! You want me to kiss your brother Jake?!
SIBLINGS: Brainen, Ashley Shit and Oreo
LIVE IN: Dead
[FAVORITE]
NUMBER: seventeen
COLOR: vagina color
DAY: whichever is the gayest
MONTH: now
SONG: anything country time grill and shit
FOOD: chicken fuck
SEASON: nice season (especially morning)
SPORT: killing people with a hammer
DRINK: diet sex
VEGGIE: green beans or dick in a can
RELATIVE: Oreo
[PREFERENCES]
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: hot chocolate
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: milk
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: chocolate
[IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU]
CRIED: what is that?
HELPED SOMEONE: yar
GOTTEN SICK: i hope
GONE TO THE MOVIES: nah man. hell nah.
GONE OUT FOR DINNER: no way
SAID "I LOVE YOU": yes
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: yeah "S"
TALKED TO AN EX: i talked to blaine's ex
MISSED SOMEONE: yes
HUGGED SOMEONE: yes
KISSED SOMEONE: yes
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS: yeah, i took them both down pretty quick
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND: he's my God too
I WANT: some goddamn respect
I HAVE: a tumor. His name is Joe. I named him after Kyle.
I WISH: i had more scabs
I HATE: stupid people
I MISS: my other foot
I HEAR: an emo cunt
I REGRET: not tying her up
I ALWAYS: swallow
I AM NOT: real
I DANCE: for money
I SING: along
I CRY: when i'm an emo cunt
I WRITE: when i feel like it
I WIN: nothing important
I LOSE: track of reality
I CONFUSE: dreams with dreams
I NEED: a loan
I SHOULD: be playing nintendo at the mall with midge
I WILL: have to stop shitting in my house
[YES OR NO]
You keep a diary: in a way only jesus can see
You like to cook: um if by 'cook' you mean 'suck his dick'
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: yar
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: my watch is a thing
You believe in love: i believe in gay sex
[WHO IS]
The weirdest person you know: Other Blaire
The loudest person you know? Black Kaitlyn
The person that knows the most about you: most likely Stefan, since I've been married to him for a good ten years
Your crush: MTV
[DO YOU]
Take showers: only if it's alright with mtv
Want to get married: if nick and jessica can't make it, how will i?
Have any tattoos/where: i've got scars
Piercings/where: seven/1000s
Get motion sickness: Bond is here!
Think you're a health freak: not really
Get along with your parents: my dad, and my mom when she isn't talking or doing anything but eating florida chips
Like thunderstorms: man...i can not think of anything better
[WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF?]
Ryan: Foster
Rob: Kill
Drew: a penis
Heather: Feather
Will: you at least touch it?
Frank: Blair
Eve: Eevee
Lauren: Loren
Michael: Basic
Ricky: Lux
John: Lehe
Jane: Smith
Justin: Lee (o:
Jack: off
Lisa: Blair
Boris: Escape.
[RANDOM]
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: i don't know anymore, but it's brown
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: really dark brown
EYE COLOR: different
PARENTS: What?! You want me to kiss your brother Jake?!
SIBLINGS: Brainen, Ashley Shit and Oreo
LIVE IN: Dead
[FAVORITE]
NUMBER: seventeen
COLOR: vagina color
DAY: whichever is the gayest
MONTH: now
SONG: anything country time grill and shit
FOOD: chicken fuck
SEASON: nice season (especially morning)
SPORT: killing people with a hammer
DRINK: diet sex
VEGGIE: green beans or dick in a can
RELATIVE: Oreo
[PREFERENCES]
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: hot chocolate
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: milk
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: chocolate
[IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU]
CRIED: what is that?
HELPED SOMEONE: yar
GOTTEN SICK: i hope
GONE TO THE MOVIES: nah man. hell nah.
GONE OUT FOR DINNER: no way
SAID "I LOVE YOU": yes
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: yeah "S"
TALKED TO AN EX: i talked to blaine's ex
MISSED SOMEONE: yes
HUGGED SOMEONE: yes
KISSED SOMEONE: yes
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS: yeah, i took them both down pretty quick
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND: he's my God too
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