Fuck THatt

I AM: Sean Hudson
I WANT: some goddamn respect
I HAVE: a tumor. His name is Joe. I named him after Kyle.
I WISH: i had more scabs
I HATE: stupid people
I MISS: my other foot
I HEAR: an emo cunt
I REGRET: not tying her up
I ALWAYS: swallow
I AM NOT: real
I DANCE: for money
I SING: along
I CRY: when i'm an emo cunt
I WRITE: when i feel like it
I WIN: nothing important
I LOSE: track of reality
I CONFUSE: dreams with dreams
I NEED: a loan
I SHOULD: be playing nintendo at the mall with midge
I WILL: have to stop shitting in my house

[YES OR NO]
You keep a diary: in a way only jesus can see
You like to cook: um if by 'cook' you mean 'suck his dick'
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: yar
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: my watch is a thing
You believe in love: i believe in gay sex

[WHO IS]
The weirdest person you know: Other Blaire
The loudest person you know? Black Kaitlyn
The person that knows the most about you: most likely Stefan, since I've been married to him for a good ten years
Your crush: MTV

[DO YOU]
Take showers: only if it's alright with mtv
Want to get married: if nick and jessica can't make it, how will i?
Have any tattoos/where: i've got scars
Piercings/where: seven/1000s
Get motion sickness: Bond is here!
Think you're a health freak: not really
Get along with your parents: my dad, and my mom when she isn't talking or doing anything but eating florida chips
Like thunderstorms: man...i can not think of anything better

[WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF?]
Ryan: Foster
Rob: Kill
Drew: a penis
Heather: Feather
Will: you at least touch it?
Frank: Blair
Eve: Eevee
Lauren: Loren
Michael: Basic
Ricky: Lux
John: Lehe
Jane: Smith
Justin: Lee (o:
Jack: off
Lisa: Blair
Boris: Escape.


[RANDOM]
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: i don't know anymore, but it's brown
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: really dark brown
EYE COLOR: different
PARENTS: What?! You want me to kiss your brother Jake?!
SIBLINGS: Brainen, Ashley Shit and Oreo
LIVE IN: Dead

[FAVORITE]
NUMBER: seventeen
COLOR: vagina color
DAY: whichever is the gayest
MONTH: now
SONG: anything country time grill and shit
FOOD: chicken fuck
SEASON: nice season (especially morning)
SPORT: killing people with a hammer
DRINK: diet sex
VEGGIE: green beans or dick in a can
RELATIVE: Oreo

[PREFERENCES]
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: hot chocolate
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: milk
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: chocolate

[IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU]
CRIED: what is that?
HELPED SOMEONE: yar
GOTTEN SICK: i hope
GONE TO THE MOVIES: nah man. hell nah.
GONE OUT FOR DINNER: no way
SAID "I LOVE YOU": yes
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: yeah "S"
TALKED TO AN EX: i talked to blaine's ex
MISSED SOMEONE: yes
HUGGED SOMEONE: yes
KISSED SOMEONE: yes
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS: yeah, i took them both down pretty quick
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND: he's my God too