Thursday, February 09, 2006

Bride of Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris died and ended up in a doll, we'd all be fucked.

Chuck Norris is most likely the most popular 65-year-old on Earth right now. Carlos Ray was born March 10, 1940 in the small town of Ryan, Oklahoma. He is a blackbelt in Tang Soo Do as well as everything else you can think of. He is a 6-time World Karate Champion and was on "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" last night.

He traded Chuck Norris knowledge with everyone.

Everyone laughed and had a good time.

He has the whitest, most beautiful smile.

When the show was over, he killed everyone--even Stefan's black wife.

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