Carson Daly, NV

So here's the dill.

Man, I like Firefox.

I finally got through all of my emells. Feel free to emell me anytimes nah.

I was bored yesterday, so I decided to invite people to use Google Talk with me. I thought at the time that you wouldn't need Gmail to use it, but I was wrong. That's a good thing, because now all the people I invited can join Gmail. Go ahead and give yourselves a pat on the back.

I didn't go to bed two nights ago, because the seniors wanted me to come cook out with them in the Shelbyville Senior High School parking lot.

I went to bed later that day, after watching a program on Harry Houdini on The History Channel. Well, I also went to imdb.com to check up on Kingdom Hearts II voice actors and ended up drawing some lines between "Drawn Together" and Final Fantasy X.

I slept for only about five hours yesterday, and then I was tired. I went to Stefan's dad's house (if you can believe that happy crappy) to hang out with some people. Clinton the Coffey maker came over, and I went with him and his girlfriend to a place to get a drink (Pepsi). We came back and had a good time. Some guys wanted to see my penis because they had heard rumors that it wasn't really as big as people say it is. They believed it when they saw me pull it down to my knee.

I ended up leaving that bunch, because I was hungry. I had no money, and no one would buy me a taco if I were to have driven them to Taco Bell. I went home and had some noodles, meatloaf, pop-tarts things, some shit and some other people.

I read a little while I sat sat on the toilet, and then I warshed my face and went to bed. I would have taken a shower, but I had to get up rill early to call Elwood to talk about my job offer.

So I guess it was about four o' the clock when I got in my bed. I couldn't sleep, and I'm not sure if I ever did. I got up at 7:45 a.m. I watched some cartoons, and then gave the Elwoods a call at 8:05 a.m. I go in tomorrow for initiation or lubrication or whatever it is. It should be good. I'm going to be building transmissions for lawn mowers or some stupid shit. I'm pretty excited about that. I don't know what the word is on blogging about my job, but I hope it gets me fired.

So, after my phone call with the lady, I tried to sleep. I ended up playing Kingdom Hearts II while I was in bed. Then I tried to sleep again--didn't work. I sat up and made my dad make me some breakfast. Then I downloaded some things.

I had to stop my last download, because goddamn Limewire was slowing my shit down so much.

It got really windy awhiles back and made my room cold. The thunder caused Oreo to take shelter under my bed, where he resides to this day. But it's pretty nice out, I must say.

I tried reading a few minutes ago, but I only got a few pages in before I started shutting down.

The Da Vinci Code got some pretty terrible reviews. I'm thinking about not seeing it now. I don't like shitty movies based on good books. I like shitty movies, but I don't like them making a good book look bad. I don't think I've ever liked a Ron Howard film, but Dan Brown assured me this one would be good. I just don't know anymore. This was kinda neat (gay), though.

Well, I think I'm gonna start getting ready.

1. Get ready.
2. Lift.
3. Eat.
4. Shower.
5. Go to bed.
6. Get the fuck out of here.