To celebrate, southparkstudios.com has released this.
I hope everyone had a happy 9/11. We'll see you again next year.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Title
Google finally got this fucking thing off the ground. I guess it takes a while to get all the needed licenses to digitize millions of newspapers.
I got to see Jupiter through a telescope for the first time last night. Its moons were lined op on its left. That was neat.
That's all, I guess.
I got to see Jupiter through a telescope for the first time last night. Its moons were lined op on its left. That was neat.
That's all, I guess.
Saturday, September 06, 2008
Cuntfries
So, here's the dill. We don't have a lot of time. I have to be at work in 30 minutes.
Remind me to talk about 105 later.
I was doing some research on current web browser news, and I found this shit, which reveals IE 8's resource consumption to be greater than that of XP. You read that right--all of XP. NO bullshit. It says a lot about where we are going with our web browsing experiences.
A while back, The Onion reported on Google's intentions for a Navy presence.
It turns out they were right (and by right, I mean joking).
Remind me to talk about 105 later.
I was doing some research on current web browser news, and I found this shit, which reveals IE 8's resource consumption to be greater than that of XP. You read that right--all of XP. NO bullshit. It says a lot about where we are going with our web browsing experiences.
A while back, The Onion reported on Google's intentions for a Navy presence.
It turns out they were right (and by right, I mean joking).
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Google Chrome
Google released its new Chrome browser a few days ago. When I went to download it, I got a message saying the Linux version had yet to be released, and they would get back to me upon it's release if I left my email address. I knew they already have my email address on speed dial, but I left it just the same. So I come home from school (IUPUI, btw) today and decide to download this new browser on my parents' computer. It didn't take long for my dick to get hard. We're talking rill hard. And I don't think I'm the only one.
It's unclear how this is affecting other browsers at this point, but it can't be good new (and I mean new) for IE.
A few of my favorite Chrome features:
-Goddamn Google Chrome task manager (Yes, it has it's very own goddamn task manager. (Shift+Esc)
-Incognito browsing
-Right-click, "Inspect element"--goddamn awesome
-I've only been using it about five minutes, so I don't know a whole lot about it.
The only thing I dislike so far is the lack of spell check, but I'm sure it will be implemented, if it hasn't already. If it already has, I don't know where to look for it. We are still in beta with this, after all. And we will probably be that way for a few years (knowing Google).
Links
Thursday, June 26, 2008
New Goddamn Myspace Bulletin
Gotten laid this week? if by this week, you mean next week, no
Ever had sex in a public place? yeah, the floor
Ever laugh during sex? i laugh when i fart, so, yes
Ever cry during sex? IF SO, WHY? yes, because her pussy smelled like onions
Do you like to cuddle after sex? i love to cuddle with my victims
Ever regret sex with someone? every day
Ever faked an orgasm? i faked someone else's orgasm
Dirty talk or stfu? talk stfu
Ever have unprotected sex? never had protected sex
Ever masturbate to your friend's significant other? as long as my friend's significant other is me
Ever have a threesome? i've never had a twosome
Ever watch porn during sex? i watch cnn during sex
Ever thought of someone else during sex? jesus
Has the condom ever broke? i'm sure it's happened before
What's your most embarrassing sexual experience? the time i came all over her face and didn't realize she was a guy
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 21.
Who would you like to have sex with right now? Brandon. Or Chris Martin... :p
Do you like to 69? i just 6
Are you horny now? probably
How many sexual partners have you had? One too many
Do you like sex in the car? i like beer in the car
Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? i try not to
Ever been with a cheater? yes
Toys. Good or bad? as long as the kids put them away when they're done playing, it's fine
Lingerie? chatte rose
Ever had sex in a public place? yeah, the floor
Ever laugh during sex? i laugh when i fart, so, yes
Ever cry during sex? IF SO, WHY? yes, because her pussy smelled like onions
Do you like to cuddle after sex? i love to cuddle with my victims
Ever regret sex with someone? every day
Ever faked an orgasm? i faked someone else's orgasm
Dirty talk or stfu? talk stfu
Ever have unprotected sex? never had protected sex
Ever masturbate to your friend's significant other? as long as my friend's significant other is me
Ever have a threesome? i've never had a twosome
Ever watch porn during sex? i watch cnn during sex
Ever thought of someone else during sex? jesus
Has the condom ever broke? i'm sure it's happened before
What's your most embarrassing sexual experience? the time i came all over her face and didn't realize she was a guy
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 21.
Who would you like to have sex with right now? Brandon. Or Chris Martin... :p
Do you like to 69? i just 6
Are you horny now? probably
How many sexual partners have you had? One too many
Do you like sex in the car? i like beer in the car
Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? i try not to
Ever been with a cheater? yes
Toys. Good or bad? as long as the kids put them away when they're done playing, it's fine
Lingerie? chatte rose
Saturday, January 26, 2008
t...Time...to leave?
I got my first issue of Time today. I'm very excited. For seriously, more than normal excited. This is just a few days after getting my first issue of Newsweek, but I've already read more of the Time. It's not that I like Time more than Newsweek; I just haven't had time (normal time) to read my Newsweek. Now, I know what you're thinking--Goddammit Blairre, if you had time to read Time, then hows come you couldn't fine newsweek (time) to read Newsweek?
So, here's the situation (no bullshit). Newsweek isn't as good as Time. Actually, it might be better. I don't know. I never gave it a chance. I really haven't had the time for it until today, when my dad threw this weeks issue of Time at me. Well, John McCain was on the cover, which beat out the President Bush cover of Newsweek. Not that Newsweek has a bad thing going here; it's obviously depicting Bush as a loser with a capital "R" (though, how else could one really depict him?). But 4rill, I'll get there. One thing at a time. It isn't easy to read Newsweek while writing a blog, IMing, doing one's part in the study of protein folding, and reading the business section of Time. On top of all that, I've got bills to pay of until I go back to school in the fall, so I really don't owe anyone an explanation.
I know it mean little publishing these word here, but John McCain needs to be the candidate on the Republican ticket in 2008 (2008). I don't agree with all of his views, but he's definitely the least likely of the Republican candidates to continue destroying the libertarian ideals of our forefathers. We need to stop fucking with these goddamn traditionalists. While the rest of the world is making progress, we're still debating whether or not evolution can be backed up with the teachings of the bible. What the fuck is wrong with people? I think we all need to make a pact right now to take at least one stupid person a week, and make them read a fucking book. Everyone needs to do this. Stupidity spreads like wildfire. It won't go away on it's own. It's going to be a hard fight. Hard because it will never end. People should need to be tested before they're allowed to vote. I know a lot of what I'm saying here is contradictory, but really, fuck stupid people. And I shouldn't really be singleing out any groups here, I've met dumbasses all across the board. They travel in large numbers. The good thing is they're always happy express openly their flaws.
Goodnight.
So, here's the situation (no bullshit). Newsweek isn't as good as Time. Actually, it might be better. I don't know. I never gave it a chance. I really haven't had the time for it until today, when my dad threw this weeks issue of Time at me. Well, John McCain was on the cover, which beat out the President Bush cover of Newsweek. Not that Newsweek has a bad thing going here; it's obviously depicting Bush as a loser with a capital "R" (though, how else could one really depict him?). But 4rill, I'll get there. One thing at a time. It isn't easy to read Newsweek while writing a blog, IMing, doing one's part in the study of protein folding, and reading the business section of Time. On top of all that, I've got bills to pay of until I go back to school in the fall, so I really don't owe anyone an explanation.
I know it mean little publishing these word here, but John McCain needs to be the candidate on the Republican ticket in 2008 (2008). I don't agree with all of his views, but he's definitely the least likely of the Republican candidates to continue destroying the libertarian ideals of our forefathers. We need to stop fucking with these goddamn traditionalists. While the rest of the world is making progress, we're still debating whether or not evolution can be backed up with the teachings of the bible. What the fuck is wrong with people? I think we all need to make a pact right now to take at least one stupid person a week, and make them read a fucking book. Everyone needs to do this. Stupidity spreads like wildfire. It won't go away on it's own. It's going to be a hard fight. Hard because it will never end. People should need to be tested before they're allowed to vote. I know a lot of what I'm saying here is contradictory, but really, fuck stupid people. And I shouldn't really be singleing out any groups here, I've met dumbasses all across the board. They travel in large numbers. The good thing is they're always happy express openly their flaws.
Goodnight.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Why Juno Sucks Ass
For the past few weeks I've been hearing from all sorts of lifeforms how fantastic Jason Reitman's film, Juno, is. I first heard of the film from my boss, Jamie. I said, "My brother saw Sweeney Todd last night; he said it was one of the best movies he's ever seen." Jamie responded, "It's a musical. I saw Juno; and it was one of the best movies I've ever seen." It was the first time I had ever heard of Juno. Jamie has pretty good taste in good, so I saw no reason to believe there was any amount of trickery at play.
Fast forward some time. Someone (I don't remember who) said the same thing about it.
Fast forward awhiles. Deanna says, "Let's see Juno. I says, "Oh yeah, I heard it's good."
I heard from others (my brother, Ross Toss, everyone else in the whole world) that it was a great movie.
After a week or two, Deanna said to me, "I saw Juno. It was really good. We should watch it together. I gave the obvious response: "Whatever."
Deanna and I went to Taco Bell last night. I had some burritos. They were decent burritos. We crossed the street to see Juno. It was one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time.
Juno contained four events, somehow spread thin enough to cover 92 minutes of film (spoilers):
1. Juno gets Knocked Up.
2. Juno doesn't have sex with an older man.
3. Juno gives the baby away.
4. Credits.
Don't get me wrong. The whole movie wasn't all that bad. There actually were three funny parts in the film. My first laugh came when Ricky Fitts's (when writing something other people will read, one should always add the extra s when referring to a singular possessive entity ending in s to prevent confusion over weather the entity is singular or plural) mother, Barbara Fitts, said something about Jesus. I was the only person in the theater laughing. The second laugh came when we saw Michael Cera's fat mother the first time. Again, I was the only one laughing. The third laugh occurred the second time we saw his mother. I didn't laugh that hard.
I'm not sure why I'm the only person on Earth who hated this movie. Actually, I just checked the message board on IMDB, and it turns out a lot of people hated it. I fell much better now. I only hope I was able to save a few people by writing this.
If you've made it this far, thank you for giving me a chance to vent.
Fast forward some time. Someone (I don't remember who) said the same thing about it.
Fast forward awhiles. Deanna says, "Let's see Juno. I says, "Oh yeah, I heard it's good."
I heard from others (my brother, Ross Toss, everyone else in the whole world) that it was a great movie.
After a week or two, Deanna said to me, "I saw Juno. It was really good. We should watch it together. I gave the obvious response: "Whatever."
Deanna and I went to Taco Bell last night. I had some burritos. They were decent burritos. We crossed the street to see Juno. It was one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time.
Juno contained four events, somehow spread thin enough to cover 92 minutes of film (spoilers):
1. Juno gets Knocked Up.
2. Juno doesn't have sex with an older man.
3. Juno gives the baby away.
4. Credits.
Don't get me wrong. The whole movie wasn't all that bad. There actually were three funny parts in the film. My first laugh came when Ricky Fitts's (when writing something other people will read, one should always add the extra s when referring to a singular possessive entity ending in s to prevent confusion over weather the entity is singular or plural) mother, Barbara Fitts, said something about Jesus. I was the only person in the theater laughing. The second laugh came when we saw Michael Cera's fat mother the first time. Again, I was the only one laughing. The third laugh occurred the second time we saw his mother. I didn't laugh that hard.
I'm not sure why I'm the only person on Earth who hated this movie. Actually, I just checked the message board on IMDB, and it turns out a lot of people hated it. I fell much better now. I only hope I was able to save a few people by writing this.
If you've made it this far, thank you for giving me a chance to vent.
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