Gotten laid this week? if by this week, you mean next week, no
Ever had sex in a public place? yeah, the floor
Ever laugh during sex? i laugh when i fart, so, yes
Ever cry during sex? IF SO, WHY? yes, because her pussy smelled like onions
Do you like to cuddle after sex? i love to cuddle with my victims
Ever regret sex with someone? every day
Ever faked an orgasm? i faked someone else's orgasm
Dirty talk or stfu? talk stfu
Ever have unprotected sex? never had protected sex
Ever masturbate to your friend's significant other? as long as my friend's significant other is me
Ever have a threesome? i've never had a twosome
Ever watch porn during sex? i watch cnn during sex
Ever thought of someone else during sex? jesus
Has the condom ever broke? i'm sure it's happened before
What's your most embarrassing sexual experience? the time i came all over her face and didn't realize she was a guy
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 21.
Who would you like to have sex with right now? Brandon. Or Chris Martin... :p
Do you like to 69? i just 6
Are you horny now? probably
How many sexual partners have you had? One too many
Do you like sex in the car? i like beer in the car
Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? i try not to
Ever been with a cheater? yes
Toys. Good or bad? as long as the kids put them away when they're done playing, it's fine
Lingerie? chatte rose
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