Oh My Fuck

I am really hot right now. It's really hot outside, and I just ate a can of really hot Chunky soup. I'm sweating like a homosexual in a Jesus factory. Give me the knife.

I started a dream journal a long time ago, and I wrote in it a few times. I need to start writing in that bitch again. It's like I'm watching really kick ass movies, but I can't ever watch them again. I need to write them down before they leave my memory, so I can look back and make millions of dollars.

I am totally addicted to Gmail. I can't stay away from it. The freakin memory they give you is constantly increasing. I'm not kidding. Follow this link to see it. Go ahead and try to start an account. We'll see how far you get.

Fuck, I'm hot.

You know it's true.

I think I gained another five pounds this past week. That's pretty sweet.

I'm done.