This Shit's Fast Now...Ah Yeeah

Stefan: I put my other ball in my pocket so I wouldn't lose it.
Blair: I've got one ball in my pocket, and the other one is smoking a cigarette.

Stefan: Yeah. I was that much AHEAD of you.
Alex: Blair, if you would've had an erection, you would've beaten him.
Blaire: Yeah, I could've just pole-vaulted that last stretch.

Blaire: Hey, Shannon is running.
Stefan: Yeah.
Blair: I hope she can count laps.
Stefan: Haha.
Bleward: Haha.

One of the Parents: Alex.
Blaire: It's because he's a dick.
Will Brunner's Mom: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Blair: Hey.
Stefan: Fuck you.
Blair: Fuck you.
Stefan: ...

Mr. Lux: We're studying plants.
Blair: Is that what we're studying?
Mr. Lux: No. We're studding animals.
Blair: Oh.
Mr. Lux: ...

Stefan: It's not a frog, it's an amphibian...fuck you!