It's been a really long time since I've written a poem
I need a title for this one.
Um.
I don't even know what to write about. I usually just start writing and let the poem...come...all over my face.
Alright.
That's not My Wallet
By Blaire Hartman
My wallet is black
Just like the nutsack
Of the man who took my wallet
I'll probably never get it back
He just grabbed me by the ear
And tossed me in the basement
I tried to have a beer...
That's all I'm writing right now.
I actually wrote more than that.
I didn't put the rest in here because I found it far too offensive.
I saved it on this computer guy, though.
It gets a lot funnier, I swear.
I'll write a (Censored) version tomorrow.
Or maybe I won't.
I don't know what to do.
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