Do you see? Do you see!?

These are supposedly 25 questions that no one would ever think to ask.

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing that you look at?

My Hair or My Class-4


2. How much cash do you have on you?

$ o00.00


3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?

icles


4. Favorite plant?

Cannabis Sativa


5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

Blaine the Mono


6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?

Sugar, We're Goin' Down


7. What shirt are you wearing?

Bare Class-4


8. Do you "label" yourself?

No. I label others.


9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?

Socks


1o. Bright or Dark Room?

Dim


11. Ever "spilled the beans"?

Yeah. It was such a mess. My mom wouldn't let me eat until I got them all cleaned out of the carpet.


12. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Whore


13. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sleeping.


14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?

What was that song by Panic! At the disco called


15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?

Yes


16. What's a saying that you say a lot?

titties


17. Who told you they loved you last?

I'm not sure. It's been a while. Maybe my sister.


18. Last furry thing you touched?

My Penis


19. How many hours a week do you work?

Depends on how much I sleep.


2o. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?

Okay.


21. Favorite age you have been so far?

Well, I know it's not thirty. I haven't been thirty yet.
Probably 25.


22. Your worst enemy?

Anything


23. What is your current desktop picture?

Sycamore Sam and Me


24. What was the last thing you said to someone?

Shut up, dickfart.


25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?

I'll get back to you just as soon as you finish your goddamn sentence.