Sister's Myspace Bulletin Post

The person who wrote this is a genius. It may be true that I am a genius, but I didn't write it.




. . . . .HERE IS THE POST

young teenager

about 13 or 14

she thought this guy she adored

was a harmless handsome prince that would never hurt her

Jeff said he was 16

he asked her out one night to go to a party

she thought yesss finnaly a night with Jeff what more can i ask for

he said its a long ride so we will be getting back late

so you should tell ur parents u r sleeping over at ur friends house

she told her parents and left ==it was 6:13PM

::::: 4 hours later 10:13pm:::::
_Jeff is drunk and high he offered Bethany but she said no_

beth: wow u r right this is a long ride

Jeff: look i just want to let u know im 19 and we arent going to a
party

beth: (in a screaming way ) omg than where r we going

Jeff: look i just wanted to have our own life together .. u know like
run away u can lie about ur age get married have kids

beth: MARRIED ?? KIDS?? O HELL NO .. stop this car

jeff: nope ..

_beth tried opening the door and window but they wouldnt open_

jeff: child lock and window broke ... sorry baby

_beth spit on jeff_

beth: im not ur baby

_jeff reached over and slapped her_

jeff: i love you bitch

beth: (crying) ur drunk and high

_jeff stopped the car immediately ... he got out and opened the trunk ... he got out rope, tape, cocain, bottle water, large eye drop looking tube, knife, and a pipe ... _

jeff: (yelling) get out ... lets go !!! ... go over there...

beth: what did u get out of the trunk ??

jeff: ull see

_beth started screamming while jeff taped her mouth shut ..._

jeff: i knew i would need that

_jeff used the rope and tied beths legs to 2 different trees and
her arms ... jeff raped beth and beth passed out ... _

jeff: o you want to sleep now do ya maybe this will help u wake up ...

_jeff opened the bottle of water and poured a quarter pound of cocain in it ... he shook up the bottle .... then he took the medicine dropper and sucked up some of the mixture ... then he injected the tube into beths vagina ... she woke up spazzing from the cocain ... jeff took the rusty 12 inch pipe and shoved it up her vagina till she bled pulled it back out then shoved it up her butt til he couldnt see it no more ... then he jumped in his car and left .. _


bethany died from internal bleeding and drug over dose... if u have feelings for her and would never want this to happen to u then repost this story as "GIRLS PLEASE READ" so you can let all the girls be alerted off who they choose and what they should be aware of ... please we need to be strong girls....we need to know what we're doing

if your a girl repost this as "girls read this and boys dont ever do this ever"

if your a guy repost this as "id kill a muthafucka

Uncle Bread

Everyone hates Shawn. I think that's funny. It's especially good when he talks to his girlfriend on the phone and she calls him fat and he cries like a little emo cunt.

Hello.

I Quit My Jobbie

Not really. But that was the plan in the beginning. Tyler Stieneker was crushed when I gave him the news. He is the one responsible for pulling me back in. So, it appears that I will be working with him and Shawn Branham awhile still.

I am sooooo tired, you guys.

I had to be at work by 7:00 a.m. I didn't sleep at all last night.

Gay.

I was going to go to Elwood and tell them I wasn't retarded enough for the job. I guess that will have to wait a few more days.


Here's the thing. I really do work with numerous handicapable people. They make up the majority of the population there. I like them. I don't like the stupid people working on both sides of me in the line deal. They are not mentally retarded; they are just fucking stupid. I hate goddamn stupid people telling me what to do. Fuck them.

And that's the word.

Carson Daly, NV

So here's the dill.

Man, I like Firefox.

I finally got through all of my emells. Feel free to emell me anytimes nah.

I was bored yesterday, so I decided to invite people to use Google Talk with me. I thought at the time that you wouldn't need Gmail to use it, but I was wrong. That's a good thing, because now all the people I invited can join Gmail. Go ahead and give yourselves a pat on the back.

I didn't go to bed two nights ago, because the seniors wanted me to come cook out with them in the Shelbyville Senior High School parking lot.

I went to bed later that day, after watching a program on Harry Houdini on The History Channel. Well, I also went to imdb.com to check up on Kingdom Hearts II voice actors and ended up drawing some lines between "Drawn Together" and Final Fantasy X.

I slept for only about five hours yesterday, and then I was tired. I went to Stefan's dad's house (if you can believe that happy crappy) to hang out with some people. Clinton the Coffey maker came over, and I went with him and his girlfriend to a place to get a drink (Pepsi). We came back and had a good time. Some guys wanted to see my penis because they had heard rumors that it wasn't really as big as people say it is. They believed it when they saw me pull it down to my knee.

I ended up leaving that bunch, because I was hungry. I had no money, and no one would buy me a taco if I were to have driven them to Taco Bell. I went home and had some noodles, meatloaf, pop-tarts things, some shit and some other people.

I read a little while I sat sat on the toilet, and then I warshed my face and went to bed. I would have taken a shower, but I had to get up rill early to call Elwood to talk about my job offer.

So I guess it was about four o' the clock when I got in my bed. I couldn't sleep, and I'm not sure if I ever did. I got up at 7:45 a.m. I watched some cartoons, and then gave the Elwoods a call at 8:05 a.m. I go in tomorrow for initiation or lubrication or whatever it is. It should be good. I'm going to be building transmissions for lawn mowers or some stupid shit. I'm pretty excited about that. I don't know what the word is on blogging about my job, but I hope it gets me fired.

So, after my phone call with the lady, I tried to sleep. I ended up playing Kingdom Hearts II while I was in bed. Then I tried to sleep again--didn't work. I sat up and made my dad make me some breakfast. Then I downloaded some things.

I had to stop my last download, because goddamn Limewire was slowing my shit down so much.

It got really windy awhiles back and made my room cold. The thunder caused Oreo to take shelter under my bed, where he resides to this day. But it's pretty nice out, I must say.

I tried reading a few minutes ago, but I only got a few pages in before I started shutting down.

The Da Vinci Code got some pretty terrible reviews. I'm thinking about not seeing it now. I don't like shitty movies based on good books. I like shitty movies, but I don't like them making a good book look bad. I don't think I've ever liked a Ron Howard film, but Dan Brown assured me this one would be good. I just don't know anymore. This was kinda neat (gay), though.

Well, I think I'm gonna start getting ready.

1. Get ready.
2. Lift.
3. Eat.
4. Shower.
5. Go to bed.
6. Get the fuck out of here.

"I voted Google; now my teeth are white as can be."

Suddenly Dyke

I decided today (yesterday) to remove all messengers (Yahoo!, MSN, Windows, AIM, and that's all I can think of) except for Google Talk from my computer. I also removed the SBC Yahoo! Explorer and Microsoft Internet Explorer to make way for Mozilla Firefox. I am excited about this for two reasons. I also removed my brother's and sister's accounts from my computer. I saved their files to my desktop should they ever ask for them. I uninstalled many silly games that I've never played, as well as my entire collection of pornography. I realized quite some time ago that I just don't have the time for these things.

Tonight has been nice so far, and that's about all I can say about that.

Start here. Then try this. You don't need this, but it's really neat. You do need this, but don't bother with any of that stuff, because you can get all that and more with this.

Now that you've seen how great google is, you can help with the struggle.

If you have and questions or comments, comments go here, and questions go here (diskreaderror@gmail.com).

I haven't had time to check my email today, goodbye.

Ten Things I Hate About 1,497 Unread Emails

Because that's how many I still have to go through.

Got through a little over a thousand today. I think I'll take a shower and read now.

You'll be getting some good picture stories soon.

Ten Things I Hate About Nick

2,591. That's the number of new emails in my inbox. I will now try to clean that shit up. If you've sent me an email in the past few months, I'll probably be seeing it today.

6,489. That's the number of emails in my spam folder. I'll probably be adding some today.

222 MB. That's 8% of my 2,724 MB limit.

Be back soon.

My sister sat, laughing on the couch after hitting my mom in the face with Oreo's ball. I wasn't quick enough getting my phone, so I apologize for not having a hilarious picture of her bloodied face.

I'm Still Not Done

I've been meaning to run, but Ashley just doesn't seem to want to do it with me. I'm pretty lazy when I don't have anyone to push me, but I'm luckily going to at least be getting out of the house for awhile tomorrow night.

I'm getting fat.

I want to lose fat and gain weight.

Look at that trophy.

Fuck It

Tonight was supposed to be the night for Nick picture upload time, but blogger is refusing to cooperate.

Wait a day or two. I promise I will figure something out.

And we all know that's probably not true.

Sorry, I have another call. Let me put you On Hold.

You will get bugs, because you're too lazy to shoo them off. And then you'll die.

Started reading Stephen King's Cell the other night. Very good. Coming right along. Don't believe in using subjects anymore.

I got rid of a bunch of shit just now. Pictures and whatnot. A little over 5gb freed up now. That means I should be adding a certain Morrowind section to my PC tomorrow.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a three-month-late Nick post to attend to.

I just touched this bookmark for the first time in my life.

Googol

David Vice is speaking about his book, "The Google Story" on Book TV on C-SPAN2 right about now. This guy is pretty much awesome. I've been a huge fan of Google for a few years now. I'm always going to Google Labs to see what's new for me to download and what I can play with, but this guy knows a lot, and I really wanna work for Google now. I'm going to have this book one way or another. My birthday is coming up in just over eleven months, so keep that in mind.

I spent a great deal of time at Stefan's yessirday. I had been playing Gran Turismo 2, and then I wrote a blog, and then Stefan called me and told me to come over. I ended up watching a special on Chris Farley on E! before going. When that was over, I decided to take my sister and some of her friends to her boyfriend (Cole)'s house. Then I went to pick up Adam Gaudin. I talked to them peoples, then Adam and I went to my house so I could return the trimmer to my dad and go potty.

Once at Stefan's, I talked to his dad, Goran, for just a little while, and then we met Jordan and shot around. MeLiSsAB 055 showed up and we all hung out. We went inside and watched a great deal of season six. People came and went during this period, and then I had to take Adam home. I went home and ate spaghetti. I got my you-know-what and went to Stefan's house to drink it. I shared some with this one chick. I can never remember her name. Then Stefan and I drank and smoked and ate and talked for hours and watched videos and talked to Audrey and then I went home hours later listening to Ignition. It is a short drive between our houses, but I wanted to listen to the CD a whole lot, so I drove around for awhile. I got home and read a chapter from V for Vendetta then I took a shower and went to bed with Gatorade in my belly and shit.

My brother woke me up a few times, because he likes to sleep with the phone. He also is on my computer 24/7. He likes pissing me off. Kill him for me. I am on my computer right now. He finally got up. So I eventually grabbed the phone, and put it in the hall.

I went back to sleep and got up at 2:30 p.m. I played Kingdom Hearts for a few hours and here I am, watching Boyz N the Hood. Goodbye.

Support Your Local On Hold

Here's the bulletin they posted on Myspace.


Hey guys, lets clear some things up. First off, the show at Occasions is canceled. Next, we still need plays on the Ernie Ball Battle of the Bands. We are in 9th out of all the bands signed up from Indiana! Thats good, but we still need more! All you gotta do is go to www.battleofthebands.com/onhold and listen to both songs all the way through once a day. Its that simple, and you could possibly get us on warped tour. It would mean so much to everyone of us, as a band, as musicians, and people. Thanks guys. We love you all!


Zip


So go ahead.

I'll even make a dill with you. If they make Warped, I'll post more blogs.

I just found out about this. It's so easy and awesome. I just want to try it out this one time, and I'll probably never use it again.

Homo One More 'gain

I come home yessirday. Got my TV hooked up. Hold on. Let me take a picture. No. Never mind. Fuck you. You wanna see it, you can come have a peek.

I'm in the middle of cleaning up my hard drive. This means I'll be quicker to do stuff.

Um.

I've got a paper to scan. I'll put the normal version up, so you can copy and paste it to all your friends. I want the actual paper in here so you kids can see the comments Kevin left me.

I'll also put my other paper on here. I won't be able to put the one I turned in on here, because I don't have it, and I won't be getting it back.



My brother is getting emoer and emoer every day. Yessirday, he broke things in my mother and father's room with a hockey stick. He wouldn't tell them what he broke, so I kept making comments about him breaking stuff with a hockey stick. My parents didn't like me doing that, because my brother might try to shave his wrists.

Milk smells like Oreo. I don't know why, but it's kinda gross.

I asked my brother what he broke when we were alone, and he told me he was throwing the volleyball around our room and hit the closet door.

I finished Prince Caspian last night. I was supposed to make an outline for Zach the other night, but I ended up nearly being raped at the lake in Rockville.

I had let Rachelle borrow some of my great DVDs I picked up. Somethin' like The Matrix. I was worried that she would lose something. She didn't. But she did let a girl she hates borrow one of the disks, and that girl lost it. Thank you, Rachel. Goodbye, "Family Guy" Volume One, Disk Four.

I think I'm gonna end it with that.