Cotton Candy Kong

I just left Econ for the last time. Well, not the last time. But the last time before the final. I had the option of not taking the final, because I would have a B without taking it. I've decided to take it and try for a grade higher than a B. If I get a 76 on the test, I will have a B+. I need a 109 to get an A.

I decided not to wear socks today, because I'm tired of wearing dirty socks, and I'm gonna ask around for some quarters so I can do laundry. I walked to class with just my shoes on my feet. My biggest fear was getting snow in my right shoe, because it has holes in it. I think I manged to keep that from happening. Or, at least, it just didn't happen. When I got to class, I noticed my shoes had rubbed holes in the backs of my heels. This usually doesn't happen until the third day of me not wearing socks, but since my shoes are falling apart, it happened a lot sooner. In class, I tore some sheets of paper and made some paper heel-socks. It lessened the pain only slightly, but prevented further rubbing on the way back to my room.

At the end of Econ, I approached Dr. Guell. I asked him to autograph my textbook, written by him, and he agreed to do it. I asked him to write "Fuck you, Blair," but what I got was "Do less weed."

The problem is, my idea was much funnier. Maybe he changed it because he thought I was up to something. I also don't do any weeds, so I don't know what was up with that.

I met up with my good friend, Julia, after class. We talked for a while. She told me funny stories and then had to leave, because her parents were waiting for her so they could take her shopping. I'm thinking about asking her out.

I think I'll write another post right about now.

Fuck You

The most clever title I have ever come up with.


I boxed with Ross today.
It was fun.
I started punching the bag, and i punched it so hard that the chain holding it broke. I took a picture, but it's not on here yet. When I do get it, it will go right here.

I was in the shower for about an hour and fitteen minutes tonight. If it wasn't a record for me, it had to be pretty close.

Damn I'm tired though.

Did anyone else notice Marge Simpson sitting at the slot machine at the Native American casino on "Drawn Together" a couple of weeks ago?

There was a program on Discovery Health. This seven-year-old boy had a really big tummy. He looked as though he was pregnant. They found a cist in him and took it out. When they cut it open, they found a body in it. As it turns out, he really was pregnant. He was pregnant with his twin brother for seven years. It's an incredibly rare condition called fetus in fetu. Or something like that. Hell yeah.

I gave Coach Guell a hug today. He really liked that.

I got my final draft of my english research paper turned in today. I think I'm gonna pass.

Quote of the day:
"Four bitches!"

My Hairy Weekend

After I got my shit turned in on Friday, I came back and watched some good TV. "Grounded for Life" was first. It was good. Then it was "Gilmore Girls." The last show was "7th Heaven." It's getting to become a habit for me to sleep through the second half of "Gilmore Girls" and the first half of "7th Heaven."

I think I did something after I watched TV, but I'm not sure.

I later ended up watching Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. I ended up falling asleep somewheres during it, and was woken by my phone. It was Stephanie. You see, I had noticed what movie they were watching in Spanish on Home Alone 2. It was It's a Wonderful Life. I hadn't noticed it in the past, because I had never seen the movie, but I did watch it with Stephanie last weekend, so I did this time. When it was on, I tried to call her, but I got no answer, so I left her a message on the AOL instant messenger, asking her to call me. That's why she called and woke me up. She asked what I was doing, and I told her my story. She thought it was a stupid story, and said Home Alone 2 wasn't even a good movie. What a liar.

I wanted to go to bed early, so I decided to play Sega. I had barely got going when I received a call from Mr. Clinton Coffey. He talked me into coming to Sci-fi. Jon Lee gave me a ride over there. Most of the fun had been had by the time I got in, but it was still good to see everyone. There was a lot of blood and spinach dip. Brandon Mahan was locked out on the roof, and Clinton Coffey wrestled people. I gave hugs, and Fall Out Boy was on Fuse.

Adam Feutz drove me back to the quads around four in the mornings, and I scaled the wall to get to my chambers, where I made good use of the internets and skipped a shower.

I ended up going to bed at six.

I got up early Saturday, because I had things to do. It was either 2:00 or 2:30, depending on how well you read clocks. I lifted weights with Ross Martin at 4:10. After that, I ate breakfast in the commons with Blaine, Jon, and Chuck. I had a medium number six from Burger King. Sas showed up, and Dave and Eric followed close behind. While Sas was in line at Submarine Supreme, I flipped his reversible coats to the orange side. He was very angry, to say the least.

As my roomies and I were leaving, I played Duck Duck Goose with those other guys and some old chick. The old chick was the Goose, and she didn't even chase after me. Oh well.

When we got back, Blaine and I watched From Hell. He thought he had it figured out, but he was way off. I even had to explain to him who Jack th Ripper was after they revealed it in the movie.

When that was over, we watched The Usual Suspects. I fugued it out near the end, but Blaine didn't seem impressed. He tried to confuse me, but I did get it before they gave us the answer, which means I won, because I got it before they told it, and I had to explain it to him even after they told it, so I win.

I was going to go back to Sci-fi after SNL, because Dane Cook was hosting. It was alright, but Stephanie called me again, and we talked about things, and then I didn't go to Sci-fi, but Josh and I did go to Taco Bell, and there was a dumb guy there, and I got a new thing that I had never noticed, and we listened to Bad Religion there and back, and then I talked to Blaine and Julia for a really long time, and we all laughed, and Julia didn't have any clothes on, but it was okay, because I got to hear the story of how her dad raped a fourteen year old girl and tried to blame it on his son (Julia's brother).

When I got back to my room, I discovered me being awesome like I am. Then I talked to Amanda for a while. Then Josh came over, and we stayed up all night, and talked about things, and he kicked my ass at Marvel vs Capcom 2, and then we watched some TV. It was Halloween H2O, some "South Park" thing, and part of Hollow Kevin Bacon, and then I went to lunch with Blaine, Volk, and some black chick. Volk wouldn't trade me phones, so I made a scene.

I went to my room, and went to sleep. I awoke at 8:30 that evening, just as Volk was leaving. While I was climbing down from my loft, she tapped loudly on my door and said, I'm leaving!!!! Goodbye!!!!!!!" I put my shoes on and gave her a hug. Then I watched a thing on The History Channel on Leonardo da Vinci. I flipped to Family Guy on the commercials. Family Guy was a rerun, but I had not seen it. I flipped to it one time to see Doctor Drew with Chris. I was very excited, and couldn't wait for the credits, to verify what I had already stated.

I went back to bed when the da Vinci thing ended, which was around 12. I had trouble sleeping, but I managed to pull it off after a while. I woke up around four, and I laid for a whiles, trying to go back to sleep, but I didn't get there, so I took my first shower in ...days, and then I came back here for some Apple Jacks, and some Fall Out Boy. Then I helped Blaine with his commercials, and here we are.

When it's Time to Change, You've Got to Rearrange

I had that stuff due Friday, as I said before. On Tuesday, I had to meet with my teacher in his office to give him things and show him my progress. About two hours before I went in, I decided to change my topic to something easier. I was very excited, because the topic I came up with was a splendid idea. I knew I wouldn't have much to show him, so I just drew this graph to show my excitement for my change of ideas:

I'm Hungry, and Home Alone 2 is On

I guess I'm just tired.

I think I might have a phobia of doing serious things in English. Because I just can't seem to take it serious. Ever.

I've had this assignment for like three weeks. I've been meaning to do it seriously all this week, but I spent most of that time sitting in front of my computer, dreading having to do it. So I started working on it about three hours before it was due. And it wasn't serious at all. And I loved it. When I delivered it to my teacher, I took off in a hurry, so I wouldn't be there after he saw how funny it was. It was cold outside. I have a hole in my shoe. My toes got numb. I'm satisfied with that. As long as I pass the class.


Then I went Holiday caroling for the dying children with my agnostic church group.

A Stupid Article by Midge Decter

Midge Decter’s beautiful article on children and religion, “The ACLU’s Next Target,” is well written and almost believable. About halfway through the reading, I started to wonder what it was that gave her the right to write such an abomination to Me. I began my search for something to assure me that she indeed had something to back up her tall tale of boys and their love for their country and God. I wanted to know what right she had to be coming into my head with such ridiculous thoughts. It was almost as if she thought she had the right to control me from the inside like a huge Megazord, battling another one of Rita’s giant monsters. It wasn’t long before I noticed a note at the bottom of a column of the article that assured me she had previously written a book on the subject, Liberal Parents, Radical Children (29). Once it clicked in my head that this was the only thing she had been credited with, I became infuriated. I began screaming and thrashing my arms and legs, nearly breaking my computer. By the time the firefighters got me settled down, I had decided I really liked the article after all. Mrs. Decter may not be any Zordon, but she sure does know how to brainwash and destroy.

In her scrumptious little article, Mrs. Decter mentions something I’ve never heard before. She mentions not only the will of people to ban the use of God in schools, but also the flag:
Ambitious as they are, however, none of these efforts to divert him from the course of bad mental and physical habits can compare in reach to those that would shield him from any untoward love of God and country. Both of those malign affections have been banished from his school, where–to cite only one of the more colorful examples–the upcoming five-hundredth anniversary of the discovery of America is to be spoken of as the celebration of a crime, and where God may not be spoken at all. (29)
The biggest issue I find with this is the part where she claims the child is shielded from country. Based on what I have experienced in my own life and what I know of her life, I am not able to take what she says seriously. This article was written in 1991. I was just starting school about that time. I remember learning how to say the Pledge of Allegiance, and not once was my life threatened by anyone after mentioning something about my country. The part of this segment that I find to be almost equally as bad is the mention of God. I feel that Christians of this sort, at times, like to blow things way out of proportion to prove a point. I’m not saying Christians are the only group who do this, but I am saying it in this case to prove a point. Call me a Christian. But my point is, magnifying a problem to the size she presents it in takes away from everything else she says. If I know she isn’t being completely honest about one thing, then I’m probably going to be less inclined to believe other things she says. When she says the presence of God in society is viewed as bad, and I completely disagree, then that leads me to disagree with her entirely. I now hate her for what she has done.

Later in her article, Decter mentions that the scouts exclude “homosexuals from membership and especially scoutmastership” (29). Not only do I agree with this statement on the position of homosexuals in the scouts, but the last word in the sentence should be split in two. Yes, leave it to Midge Decter to tell us something we already know and use it to trick us into seeing things her way. You see, by telling us something she thinks we already know, she will trick us into thinking she has said something marvelous; therefore making us praise her every thought. Yes, we should praise her. Praise her and her doctrine in trickery. I’m not falling for it, and I hope you can say the same for yourself.

One of my biggest, most trusted beliefs is the one about how people should have the right to do and believe what they religiously believe is right as long as it’s not something crazy, like eating dead people. Decter shows us in small detail, stories of kids suing people. The first is of and eight year old suing for something which is unclear in the article. The second is about twins suing the scouts for kicking them out when they wouldn’t go along with their Christian traditions (30). I agree with Decter’s stance on this topic, but not for the same reason. I believe that if these kids should have a right to believe what they want, the organizations they come from should be able to have their beliefs and be allowed to follow them accordingly. I am not sure why someone would want to be part of something he or she doesn't believe in anyway. Maybe they should just find someone else to hang out with.

Overall, I’d give this article an F for a source I would use. Not only does it go against the point I’m trying to make with my paper, but it does a crappy job of saying what it has to say.

Works Cited

Decter, Midge. “The ACLU’s Next Target.” National Review June 1991: 29-30.




B-

I like to play sports and party and meet new people and try new things that i never ever tried before. I like to hang out with my friends and go to th

e beach

1. Sleep with or without clothes on? Just a little bit

2. Prefer black or blue pens? Man, at first I thought it said "penis" and I was like "whoa"

3. Dress up on Halloween? if by "dress up," you mean "still be naked"

4. Like to travel? i don't play much basketball due to my disability

5. Like someone? Yep

6. Do they know? Now, it should read "Does he or she know?" But, yes, I believe he knows.

7. Who sleeps with you every night? Not Chris. He just satisfies his urges and then goes back to his room.

8. Think you're attractive? I'm better looking than Chrissy.

9. Want to get married? Yes. Right now.

10. To? Haha.

11. Are you a good student? If by "student" you mean "proctologist"

12. Are you currently happy? Not at all.

13. Have you ever cheated? I have been known to use Game Genie a few times.

14. Birthplace? Michael Moore

15. Christmas or Halloween? You can't spell Michael Moore without Moo!

16. Colored or black-and-white photo? Black & White

17. Do long distance relationships work? If by "long distance relationships" you mean "the distance from my dick to your mouf," I'd say about zero.

18. Do you believe in astrology? You son of a bitch!

20. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in love at first orgasm in they mouf.

21. Do you consider yourself the life of the party? Yes, unless people piss me off, then I become the death of the party. And then the necrophiliac of the party.

22. Do you drink? All the time.

23. Do you make fun of people? Only fat and retarded people.

24. Do you think dreams eventually come true? If you got the hookups.

25. Favorite fictional character? Roland Deschain of Gilead, from the line of Eld.

26. Go to the movies or rent a movie? Go to.

27. Have you ever moved? Don't be ridiculous. You'd end up dead from some infection in your heart.

28. Have you ever stolen anything? I steal lots of things. It's not something I want to remember when I'm in Heaven.

29. How's the weather right now? Cool and very wet.

30. hug or kiss? punch

31. Last person you talked to on the phone? Troy Megerle

32. Last time you showered? Last night, but I'm about to do it again. I swear to you.

33. Loud or Soft Music? Loud

34. McDonalds or Burger King? Neither...Taco Bell is where it's at.

35. Night or day? I like day, but I'm usually awake more during the night.

36. Number of Pillows? I have two, but one of them is buried somewhere on my futon.

37. Piano or guitar? Well...I like 'em both. I used to be pretty good at piano, but now I think I'm like way better at guitar.

38. Future job? Something stupid like Chrissy.

39. Current job? Rapper.

40. Current love? Sleeping & Getting my back scratched (this is totally Chrissy's answer right here...Stefan)

41. Current longing? To be sleeping or having someone scratch my back (or to hang out with David Law--haha)--David Law...Chrissy, you stupid bitch.

42. Current disappointment? I'm not going to say names.

43. Current annoyance? My fucking headaches.

44. Last thing you ate? Almost three hours ago.

45. Last thing you bought? "At the Disco" shirt

46. Most recent thing you are looking forward to? Fall Out Boy Concert on Saturday (Chrissy doesn't realize it's on Friday, unless she's going to a different one, and we all know she's not.)

47. What are you hearing right now? Train.

48. Plans for this weekend? Fall Out Boy Concert Friday & Babysitting for Laws on Saturday (goddammit Chrissy)

49. What did you do today? Went to class. Hung out with my mentor way longer than I was supposed to. Ate. Watched ABC Family. Lifted.

50. Pick a lyric, any lyric: Bitches ain't shit unless they suckin' on dicks.

I need your arms around me, I need to feel your touch.

It's Saddam! Shoot him!

This Jordan

"Boy Meets World" playing "Norm" in episode: "Band on the Run" (episode # 2.8) 11 November 1994

Happy Birthday Volk

I just saved calories by losing thirty-five points in English.

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Julia Costello
Beth Flach
University 101
10/01/05

Diversity Interview

I met Blair Hartman on my first week at Indiana State University. He was eating lunch alone in the commons, so I decided to sit with him. We really hit it off, and decided to meet every Thursday for supper, because we enjoyed talking to each other. After meeting three times, I realized I had not added Blair to my Facebook and went to do it. As I read his personal information I noticed he was homosexual. I would have never guessed. Coming from a small town, I only had two gay people in my school, and they were very open and obvious about their sexual preference. Until last Thursday I kept my mouth shut to Blair about his homosexuality. I asked him if I could interview him for my Diversity Essay.
When I inquired Blair about his childhood, he rolled his eyes at me. His early years were the hardest for him. I asked him if he had felt ashamed as a homosexual and he had. He was afraid and confused of his feelings toward boys. He knew something was different about it, but did not want to accept what he knew inside. Blair slowly started to distance himself from his family and his close friends. He did not think they would understand how he was feeling and was afraid of them being judgmental. When I asked about discrimination, he said he has not had many instances of discrimination because he does not wear his homosexuality on his sleeve. He is proud, but not loud.
When questioned about the affects of his sexual preference on his daily life, Blair said there is none. He goes about his day as any other person. Although, he admits he might spend more time in the bathroom than the average male. I then asked Blair if he had ever pretended he was not homosexual. He replied he has no reason to; he is who he is and is happy that way. Blair reminded me he has not always felt happy about it though, so I inquired if he feels his homosexuality shaped him into the person he is today. He said absolutely. He feels he can relate and help out people with any sort of problem because of his own. He wants people overcome discrimination. The Blair like most about being homosexual is he is able to be open with people.
I asked Blair when he was the proudest to be a homosexual and he said it was the day he came out to his parents. He wanted his family to be back into his life and he did not want to feel he was lying to them anymore. His parents are proud of him and that means a great deal to him. When I asked, Blair said he is not interested in changing or being a part of the majority. He feels he would not be as unique as he is if he was a part of the majority of people. He does feel that his sexual orientation can and will affect his opportunities. I asked him why he felt that way. Blair said people are not accepting enough. Everyone is too concerned with everything around them and not enough with their own lives.
I feel I learned a great deal about Blair and homosexuals. My parents raised me to be accepting of other cultures, physical differences, and other people’s preferences. Although I am accepting, I am not well informed. I feel I benefited a great deal interviewing Blair. I learned more about a good friend and got a better insight of homosexuals. I do not have near the amount of obstacles he does, and he has a better outlook on life than I. The thing that most surprised me was his honesty and openness. He was not once offended by my questions and took time to answer every one completely. He put everything out on the table and I respect him greatly for it.

King Kong

Jack Black. The movie looks really good with the cannibals and the aliens and the dinosaurs. I can't wait for it to come to be completely honest.

90 pointless questions...that aren't anywhere as pointless as Chrissy's face

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
i got shot

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Bookshelf

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
black and silver and shit

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
punk other rock

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
9:0something PM

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
freedom

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
Girlscouts with Kylie Dickmann

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
my personality

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
gasoline

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
sometimes

11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW:
i would cry

12. THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY?
I don't know why I cried last time.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I don't know anything about that.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
anything long enough to strangle them with

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
you don't need to have that "at" at the end of your sentence

16. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
I don't know. It was probably someone I don't know. I was yelling shit at these fat bitches trying to play tennis earlier. They might have gotten mad, but I don't know if they even heard me.

17. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
Yes

18. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Are you fucking serious?

19. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I don't fall in love with people. I kill them.

19.5. WOULD YOU KILL KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Absolutely

20. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
kill them

21. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
DEW-32

22. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?
Redheads (i'm assuming it's a question of which i'd be more likely to kill)

23. WHAT IS ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
I often call out thirty-six in my sleep

24. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
stupid people

25. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yeah

26. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Yelling at Ben for not giving DJ his basketball and yelling at DJ to shut the fuck up...lol

27. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
something that wouldn't scar up really bad
or some plastic surgery to fix my back

28. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
it's what i do when i'm not out killing people

29. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?
vaginal secretions

30. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
take off my clothes

31. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
lots of CHRISTmas presents

32. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD?
fill out a survey for my blog

33. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard

34. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No. I usually just wish on Earth.

35. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
my penis

36. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
i can't tell--it hasn't been too long

37. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
if it comes with a free umbrella

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
peanutbutter and jelly

39. ANY BAD HABITS?
just the one behind your ear

40. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
all of my dvds

41. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE
FRIENDS WITH YOU?
is this supposed to be some kind of question?

42. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
yeah, i called my mom a bitch

42. DO LOOKS MATTER?
as a matter of fact, it only matters half as much to me

43. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Cry & yell at my mom

44. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
outside

45. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
it's hard to trust people when they get their dirty shoes all over your futon

46. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
full house

47. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
vaginas are totally useless

48. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
if by journal, you mean AIDS

49. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
orcasm

50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
lots of times--i was totally knocking all sorts of little bitches around in the one at the offspring show--it was fun

51. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
organs

52. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Donkey Kong Country 3

53. Do you untie your shoelaces when you take off your shoes?
i untie my testicles when i take my shoes off

54. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
i've got one that i know about

55. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
moose tracks

56. WHAT IS YOUR SHOESIZE?
13 or 14 or two dumpsters

57. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
black & silver

58. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
they wouldn't let me keep them

59. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
my brother, alexis

60. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
chrissy knew i would

61. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Chase commercial

62. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Tripple Whopper

63. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
i didn't talk to adam feutz, i was out running

64. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
fear factor

65. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS?
abracadabra just started playing on i love the 80s 3D, and i just downloaded it like three days ago

66. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
i'm alright. i was a little tired at first, and i lifted weights and then i ran and i only ran ten minutes and i wanted to run more, but my legs were so tight, and i had to go potty

67. FAVORITE DRINK?
gatorades

68. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
vodka

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
punching bitches in they mouf

70. HAIR COLOR?
dark brown

71. EYE COLOR?
i don't know

72. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
no, but i should

73. SIBLINGS?
Adam-18
Ben-13
DJ-5

74. FAVORITE MONTH?
any month that offers sex

75. FAVORITE FOOD?
Mexican

76. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
SAWII

77. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Friday

78. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
i don't ask, i just lock the door when they leave to get their cell phone

79. SUMMER OR WINTER?
spring

80. HUGS OR KISSES?
i don't kiss whores

81. Relationships or one night stands?
i don't see how relationships and nightstands are related

82. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Chrissy Kramer

83. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Edward Scissorhands

84. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Iliad and Gerald's Game

85. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Dell (holy shit, chrissy, that's what's on mine too)

86. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Monopoly

87. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
The Fall Out Boys on Hard Rock Live

88. WHO WERE YOU WITH 2 NIGHTS AGO?
Blaine's roommate

89. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
i made it thru the night

90. SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS
Chrissy

Fiona Appleseed

I went to the movies with the Lees and Julia and that's it. We went to see Jarhead. I sat up high with Josh, while everyone else sat down by the screen. The black man was also there. It was a tremendous movie. Go see it.

Afterwards, Jon, Blaine and I went to a place to get some things. Then we went to a new movie theater to seesaw, too. It was good. Of course, Blaine managed to complain about every single thing in the movie. He knew at least four movies it copied off of, even though he was only able to list three (only one of which was anywhere near what he claimed). He kept going on and on about it forever as if we cared or wanted to hear about it.

We got back and climbed over the wall to go back to our quad. Jon likes to ask me if I can climb over the wall all the time, like having big sexy-ass muscles is gonna make it hard to do things. No matter how many times I climb over the wall, he always feels the need to make fun of me for not being able to do it. I am the best, fastest one. I will make fun of him next time.

When I got back to my room, I killed a flying thing and made some Gatorades. Then I did some things on the internet. Then I killed the fly again. Then I drank my Gatorade. Then I found the fly on my back. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I drank some Gatorade again. Then I spent an hour looking for the fly before giving up and going to bed. I watched Fall Out Boy on Hard Rock Live again sometime during all of this.

I went to bed and had some freak-ass dreams. One had to do with Miss Chittick's birthday, Zelda, and me being in the Marines.

That was last night, yes

First, I would just like to get to know you.

BASICS:

1. Spell your first name backwards: erialb
2. Story behind your name: i was named after some guy on the football team my mom had sex with
3. How old are you: 18
4. Where do you live: Terre Haute, Indiana

DESCRIBE YOUR:

5. Wallet: black leather with about shit
7. Toothbrush: i think it has some blue on it, but mostly white
8. Jewelry: fingernails and facial hair
10. Pillow cover right now: dark purple, i think
13. Sunglasses: i have a bill on my hat
14. Favorite shirt: damn, i don't know. i really like my stephanie shirt, but i have other shirts that make my muscles look big too
15. Cologne/Perfume: axe phoenix
16. CD in stereo right now: i don't have a stereo you son of a bitch
17. Piercings: my clit
18. What you are wearing now: boxers and socks
19. Wishing: I could find a guy that gives me "that one" feeling I used to have
20. Wanting: to have a little more time
21. After this: read or do something
22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone: hell
23. Person you wish you could see right now: chris sering
24. Some of your favorite movies: Cannibal!, Donnie Darko, Vanilla Sky
25. Something you're looking forward to in the coming week: friday
26. The last thing you ate: popcorn
27. Something you are deathly afraid of: death
28. Do you like candles: yeah
29. Do you like incense: yeah
30. Do you like the taste of blood: yes
31. Do you believe in love: if by love, you mean squid
32. Do you believe in soul mates: if by soul mates, you mean electric slide
33. Do you believe in love at first sight: if by love at first sight, you mean #1 Bestseller
34. Do you believe in Heaven: no
35. Do you believe in God: no
36. What do you want done with your body when you die: To be resurrected
37. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be: a dead banana
38. What is the longest you've ever stayed up: 40-60 hours (minutes)
39. Can you eat with chopsticks: absolutely
40. What's your favorite coin: Lincoln/Kennedy penny
41. What are some of your favorite candies: Advil
42. What's something that you wish people would understand about you: i'm not a bitch, i just have had a hard dick
43. What's something you wish you could understand better: peppermint
44. Who is someone that you really wish was still around: blaine's dad

RELATIONSHIPS:

45. Who are your best friends: James LaChance/Sean Reed
46. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: let me think about that one for a littewhiles
47. Longest relationship: 0
48. How many actual relationships have you been in: 0
49. How many people have you kissed: hmmm. on the mouth or on the dick? i think there have been at least 4 on the mouf and maybe seven on the dick
50. Are you shy around your crush: not really shy
51. Still have feelings for anyone you've been in a past relationship with: feelings for
52. Do you know what it feels like to be in love: if by love, you mean nothing of the sorts
53. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friends: yes

FASHION STUFF:

54. Where is your favorite place to shop: best buy/overstock.com
55. Have any tattoos: someday
56. What is your favorite thing to wear: hat
57. What is a must have accessory: herpes
58. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing: $17
60. Who is the least fashionable person you know: everyone
61. Do you match your belt with your hair color: the only belt i have is josh's tie, and i can't use that because my neck is too big for the shirt
62. What is the worst thing you've ever thought looked good: that pizza i had yesterday
64. How many pairs of shoes do you own: 6?
65. What is the worst trend you see today: people

RANDOM:

1. Do you do drugs: yes
2. What kind of shampoo do you use: whatever is available. right now, i have head & shoulders.
4. What are you listening to right now: all sorts of sounds
5. Who was the last person that called: Brainin Kyle, like 8 times
6. Where do you want to get married: on a mountain, where we can fall off the cliff into the ocean
7. How many buddies are online right now: 102
8. What would you change about yourself: my back
9. What are essentials in your life: cabergoline
12. Do you send out holiday cards each year: um..no

CURRENT:

1. Hair: dark-brown with semen
2. make-up: all out
3. music: Panic and the Discos
4. mood: i'm not feeling so many things right now

Back in Bussinee

That title is a little silly.

Currently listening to: "Ever Fallen in Love?" -Buzzcocks

So. There were many things which led to me having to go a month or so without my medication. It started with me canceling my appointment so I could go to Warped. Well, when I finally got back in there, they told me I should try to start taking my medication once a week. I had previously been taking it twice a week.

It wasn't until about half-way thru August that I got my hands on some pills. And I have been fine with them ever since. Up until today.

About seven minutes ago, I felt a coldness on my left nipple, like my shirt was wet or something. It was a feeling I remembered quite vividly. I lifted up my shirt and gave my titty a soft squeeze. As you might have guessed, I managed to extract some milky-white liquids. I'm not sure how to feel about it. I guess I feel somewhat indifferent. It's like seeing an old friend from the long, long ago. But it's not really a friend I had hoped to see again. It's not that big of a problem. All it means is that my tumor has grown a good amount. The only problem with having this capability again is knowing I'll have to put on a show for everyone all the time, constantly squirting shit. That is why I have decided not to tell anyone.

I Ran with Jon Lee this Morning, and I Feel Really Good as a Result.

I mighta runned about three miles, but I could be wrong. That's what Jon told me he thought it was. He ran abouts four. i felt really awake and alives and ready for lots of sex afterwards, but now I feel tired.

I already lifted two days in a row, and today will make three. I lifted last night and the night before that with Troy, and tonight I'm lifting with Ross Toss. Wait. I'm going to see a movie at 7. I'll have to lift earlier then, because we lift at seven, and that's all there is to it.

I'm getting a blister on my right foot, in the spot where I get blisters. My tummy was burning in econ. I guess that's because I lost a lot of weight from on top of my abdomen when I ran.

Tired.

I started reading Gerald's Game the other day. Justin Schmitt told me it'd be good, so I bought it awhiles back. It does seem pretty good so fat. I mean far.

I still need to take a shower. I didn't really have time to take one after my run because I had class. I didn't need a comma in that last sentence. That's something I've learned since coming here. I'm going to go ahead and take a shower and then eat lunch with some people. After that, I plan on taking a nap or something delicious like that.

Blaine, Bertoli, Jon and I watched Hellraiser: Bloodline last night. It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. In fact, it really wasn't bad at all. I got caught playing with my you-know-what a few times, but I couldn't help but do it; it was a very sexy movie.

I don't know if I blogged about it yet, but I got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze on VHS for $1.99 including tax the other night. I didn't actually pay for it. Blaine still owes me money, so I used him for it, ya know? Those really are some great movies.

I need to hurry up and get my shower now so I can get to lunch on time so I can get back and take my nap.

I went to econ all messy with my hair and my running clothes and shit. I yelled Matt's name and scared the shit out of him. I took a quiz, and did really well on it. Come to think about it, his name was...It was you. Damn.

Whores of a Different Color

I made a few minor changes to my blog. You will probably never notice any of them. Just letting you know.

Cpt. Pudsong, AT&T

Update!!!!

Ladies and gentlemans, we got him!

I'm on the left, and Sean Hudson is on the right.

It may sound weird to yous, but two people I know have birthdays todays.


Sean Hudson should be turning twenty today, but I don't know if he will. He sometimes changes his mind on that one, so it's anybody's guesses.

I hope to have a good picture of him to add to this soon.

Cory Matthews

Today, Cory Hensley turns four o'clock.

Here is Cory having a good time like any other Christian soldier.










Here, we see Cory's ass.

Cory Hensley

Feb 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

I'm kidding.

That would be Mitch Hedberg.