We just had our first swim meet tonight. It was about gay as fuck. Everyone was pissing me off and my times were about the same as they were in eighth grade. I was already pissed off enough from swimming really slow times, but I guess everyone thought they had to piss me off more by acting like I did a fuckin taco job. In the first relay I was in, I decided to give up, and we ended up getting second. Everyone was so happy about it--they were all going fuckin crazy: "Oh fuck Blaire! You were fuckin tits in that event right there! Will you please punch me in my head!?" Free Hat!
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