She kicked my dog, and now I'm going to fuck her.

Update.

I got a new site counter. It's sign language this time. I don't know how long it will last.

The fire alarm went off a while ago. I just sat here. The fireguy went to the place next door and started yelling. I was somewhat fearful that he might come over here. I think I'm in the clear now.

Blaine and Bertoli spent the night with me last night. They slept well. I slept on my shelf. It had been a while, but it was nice. My chest was hurting a whole lot when I woke up yesterday. I guessed it was from lying on my side on my futon with my class-4 armor. It hurt to move and breathe. But that's all better now.

The contest from my last post is over. Blaine won. It actually was in my blog. I guess I was just looking too hard.

I completed Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 the other day. I unlocked everyone and all the cheats. I didn't unlock the bitch, but that's fine. I'm still done.

Don't cry, bitch.

I'm thinking about starting a dream blog. Leave me a comment if you really think I should.

Happy Birthday, Justin Schmitt

Justin Schmitt turns twenty today.

I called him at 8:30 this morning. He was asleep, but he woke up to say hi.
Here is his cell: 317-512-0890.
Make sure you and everyone you know call and wish him a happy birthday.

Something Worthwhile

Crazy parallels are always popping up in my life. They occur all the away, and it makes me wonder if it happens to other people. I don't think it does. It's just something about being me.

Here's what happened yesterday. I was sitting at my computer, typing something, I think. I was either typing something to someone or for something. I was typing something about myself.

Blaire: I enjoy...
Josh: I enjoy long walks on the asphalt.
Blaire: I enjoy long walks on the water!

That is what I ended up typing. The water one. And I probably would have never thought about it again.

But I did think about it again. It all happened when I went here.

My brother created this profile just a few short hours ago. At the bottom of his interests, he notes that he enjoys long walks on the water. Go ahead, have a look for yourself. You can't make this stuff up. It's what dreams are made of.

If anyone knows what I typed this in, let me know. Be the first one to figure it out, and I will give you a reward of dinner, hot sex and possibly a long walk on the water.

My next blog needs to be about my interview and Uncle Mark. Don't let me forget.

Over 24 Hours...And I Just Tore My Boxers. I'm going to bed soon.

Goddammit anyway!

Panic Attack! At the Greenhouse

I really like this whole idea of having big song titles. I really like the ones Panic! At the Disco has. That is why some of them are in my info right now. I see something I like, and I put it in my info. Panic! and Fall Out Boy have a way with lyrics that I'm not used to. That's why I find the two to be so intriguing. Making noises and shit. Hell yeah. That's what I think. But I guess I'll be going to the Nintendo Fusion Tour on November 18th, and I wish I had a car so I could go to more dates, but I don't, so I won't. I need to check to see if anyone has left me a donation, because I'm starting to need some money.

I'll be posting some pics from my sister's birthday party on here someday. But I have a paper due in geography tomorrow, so I'll probably just do that shit today and do other shit tomorrow. You know, see what happens.

If anyone wants to buy me the Panic! At the Disco CD, just let me know. It's only ten dollars at Fueled by Ramen dot Com.

That's about it. Everyone have a good day, and don't forget to brush your teeth.

I Broke the Damn

A - Age - 18

B - Band listening to right now - Panic! At the Disco

C - Crush - Julia

D - Dad's name - Brentie

E - Easiest person to talk to - Girl Person

F - Favorite ice cream - Cafeteria

G - Gummy worms or gummy bears - Gummy worms make my anus itch.

H - Hometown - Shelbyville

I - Instruments - Well, I used to pretty much kick as at piano, but then I quit that shit. Then I was first chair alto sax for a while, and I quit. Then I was okay with a guitar, but I got tired of tuning it.

J - Junior high - Shelbyville Middle School

K - Kids - Medium-rare

L - Longest car ride ever - I don't know. There have been plenty of long ones. Probably about 10 inches.

M - Moms Name - Dawn Noel

N - Nickname[s] - Bleward, Sean Hudson, Krista, Dipshit

O - One wish - To be God.

P - Phobia[s] - Death, big groups of people not looking at me, being alone

Q - Quote - "I'm frozen, and you're dead. And I love you."

R - Reason to smile - No reason.

S - Song you sang last - We Hate Rebecca

T - Time you woke up today- Well, 4:07 a.m.

U - Unknown fact about me - I enjoy long walks on the water.

V - Vegetable[s] you hate - Vaginal secretions.

W - Worst habit - Masturbation

X - X-rays you've had - Head

Y - Years since you've been to church - One? Two? Somewhere thereabouts.

Z - Zodiac sign - AIDS

Do you see? Do you see!?

These are supposedly 25 questions that no one would ever think to ask.

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing that you look at?

My Hair or My Class-4


2. How much cash do you have on you?

$ o00.00


3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?

icles


4. Favorite plant?

Cannabis Sativa


5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

Blaine the Mono


6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?

Sugar, We're Goin' Down


7. What shirt are you wearing?

Bare Class-4


8. Do you "label" yourself?

No. I label others.


9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?

Socks


1o. Bright or Dark Room?

Dim


11. Ever "spilled the beans"?

Yeah. It was such a mess. My mom wouldn't let me eat until I got them all cleaned out of the carpet.


12. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Whore


13. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sleeping.


14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?

What was that song by Panic! At the disco called


15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?

Yes


16. What's a saying that you say a lot?

titties


17. Who told you they loved you last?

I'm not sure. It's been a while. Maybe my sister.


18. Last furry thing you touched?

My Penis


19. How many hours a week do you work?

Depends on how much I sleep.


2o. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?

Okay.


21. Favorite age you have been so far?

Well, I know it's not thirty. I haven't been thirty yet.
Probably 25.


22. Your worst enemy?

Anything


23. What is your current desktop picture?

Sycamore Sam and Me


24. What was the last thing you said to someone?

Shut up, dickfart.


25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?

I'll get back to you just as soon as you finish your goddamn sentence.

Sonikku

Yep.

So, I went home from school a long time ago. This was my first time back. It was a little while ago. While I was home, I picked up a bunch of my rare Fall Out Boy stuff, including my third copy of From Under the Cork Tree. I left my 7" vinyl there, because I don't have anything to use it with here. I remember how much fun smoking was before I was eighteen. I'm gonna hate turning twenty-one. I grabbed some books and my Sega Dreamcast. It had been such a long time since I had last played my Sega. I was expecting it to be not a lot of fun, but I was very wrong. I spent countless hours playing Sonic Adventure 2 and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. I pretty mush just blew thru Sonic, and that. I was somewhat upset because I forgot to bring Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 back with me. Then I started to play Sonic Adventure. Then I went home to get my other Tony Hawk disk. I played thru the game a few times, and then the Lees rented Tony Hawk's American Wasteland for Nintendo Gamecube. I've mainly been playing that. It's still here. It's a lot different, but classic mode has some levels from the original. That was pretty neat. I am so hungry. Just look at how hungry I am.

I noticed that my new hit counter stopped working when I looked at this shit that other night. I guess they all like to forget that I have an account on their website. Oh, well. Anyway. I've really grown to like Google. They have all sorts of helpful tools and shit.

I read The Da Vinci Code a while back. I wanted to make sure I had it read by the time the movie came out, and I have "succeeded admirably." It was great fun, and I suggest everyone read it and take it as fact. I saw the program on The History Channel. Don't tell me what I know is false.

I plan to start writing tremendous amounts of poetry again. I know Blaine will appreciate that. I also intend to find my gay rights paper and edit it, so I can post that guy on here for everyone to enjoy.

I'll be back sometime...maybe.


Holy shit.

I just realized it is my sister's birthday.

I am not too sure how old she is.
Everyone needs to call her and wish her a happy birthday.
XXX-XXX-XXXX
Ask for Ashley.
Don't call before 3:00, because she'll still be in school.
Hungry.

Revival of the Fattest

I have chosen to bring my blog back to life. Don't get too excited, you guys. This post is all I'm bringing it back for.

But let's make a list of things I would like to blog about if I really were bringing it back.

Brandon Lee
Kyle Hensley
Cory Hensley
Not Blaine
Tony Hawk
Me
Dead
Goddammit
Good Times with Weapons
The Second Half of Season Nine
Sean Hudson
Coach Guell
I Forgot to Give Ross those DVDs.
Tokyo Sam
The Whole Quote and Talking thing Last Night
Alcohol
Head Problems
Homosexuals
Poetry
Anything I've Written
Me Being Funny
Bertoli
Smoke
Fat People
Dead People
School
Movies
Books
Jesus
God
Church
Religion
Bad Religion
People I Hate
People that Should Die
President Bush
Scott McClellen
Cancer
Irish
The Fall Out Boys
Sluts
Clinton Coffey

Violins

I started listening to Rock Against Bush vol. 2 the other day. I purchased the two compact disks over the summer, but I have not listened to this one up until now. It seems to be better than the first one thus far. I've been listening to the Flogging Molly, Lagwagon, The Unseen and Yellowcard songs a lot.

I've been a pretty big fan of Lagwagon off and on over the past five or six years. I tend to get confused on how much I love them. Zach Attack tends to not like a lot of their stuff, and I forget that he is wrong when I don't listen to them for a while. They really are pretty good, though. You see, they just have some kind of simplicity to their music. I love them.

"Violins" is a beautiful song. I later decided to take some lyrics from "Violins" to make an away message on the AOL Instant Messenger. I did my little search, and found a page with the lyrics. This is what I saw under the song title: [Originally by Lagwagon].

......

It killed me.

I became very, very emotional.
I had no idea it was a Lagwagon song.
Holy freaking shit.
I just downloaded the Lagwagon version.
Just give me a minute...





Wow.



I am very emotional right now. I am on my period, and this is just way too much for me to handle. I wish I had someone here to bury my face in while I cry. I'll just have to use my pillow.


Shower.



English paper.


GO!

You Think We Could Jump Across this Brooke? No? Let's Just Go Back and Play in the Sandbox, Then.

Rougher Draft (Don't read this one. Read the complete version down below.)

Many, many years ago, my father gave birth to a beautiful little girl. Her name was Brooke. She was a large baby, weighing in at 18 pounds. She had a baby sister a short time later, but that was just something no one cared about. What everyone cared about was the next installment to the family: me. As we grew up, my sister and I formed a friendship no one could touch. Over the years, I have gotten myself stuck in many great predicaments, finding I can trust my older sister with anything.
The earliest memory I have of my sister helping me out of a tight situation is when I was about seven. The kid next door, Sean Hudson, had a skateboard. I was enthralled by the awesomeness of the contraption. Sean was about my age, so we would play tag sometimes. Every once in a great while, Sean would get out his skateboard. We would take it out front and ride it up and down the sidewalk. Neither of us really knew how to use a skateboard, but we could ride along well enough on our knees. My parents did not approve of me riding on a skateboard. Mother had warned against it. She promised trouble for me if I were to disobey. I disobeyed all the time without consequence, until I fell off and cracked my head open.
The first person I came across was my sister (the real one), and she was well aware of my mom’s stance on what I had been doing. She told my mom she had seen me trip and fall while running back to the house. My mom totally fell for it. I went to the hospital and got some stitches. That was the end of it.
One thing I totally hate and can not stand, is drug use. I can handle being around alcohol, but that is where I draw the line. When I got a little older, some of the kids in my clickety-click started drinking alcohol. I must have been about twelve. I even tried it a few times, and I would rely on my sister to help me lie to my parents about where I was and what I was doing. By the time my friends started using meth, my sister could drive and had a car. I could rely on her to pick me up and take me home if I felt uncomfortable with my surroundings. My parents would have freaked out if they knew I had been hanging out with people who were using such drugs. I would never have been able to call them for help.
Once I was in high school, I began having relationships with girls. My sister was in college at this point, but I could still call her and ask for advice. I had no difficulty in telling her about any problems I was having. I was scared to death of what I would need to do if something were to come prematurely, like the end of the world. If Tom Cruise had been my dad, this probably would not have worried me. The problem was, Tom Cruise was not my dad. My dad was much taller than Tom Cruise. A lot of girls are turned off by short men, but I think Tom Cruise is a total hottie. Some girls think other girls are hot. My sister, however, liked boys, just like me. That worked out wonderfully, because she knew exactly how to help me. I didn’t have to worry about her going to my parents, and telling them my situation. My parents already hated me enough the way it was. I knew my sister would love me no matter what. She was a little upset when I first told her about my homosexual fantasies, but she was very supportive all the way up to the point when I changed my mind.
Sisters are a great thing to have, and I would recommend everyone get one right now. They will definitely save you a heaping nipple of trouble. And when I say sister, I mean friend, because people need to have someone to fall back on when they need a helping hand. Without that sort of friendship, it can be easy to lose your way.


Ultimate Final Draft

Many, many years ago, my father gave birth to a beautiful little girl. Her name was Brooke. She was a large baby, weighing in at eight pounds eleven ounces. She had dark brown hair and brown eyes. She is now of normal height and is not too fat. She smells like flowers and is never too busy to have some ice cream with her little brother. She can, at times, be judgmental, but she is never really too hard on folks about it. As we grew up, my sister and I formed a friendship no one could touch. Over the years, I have gotten myself stuck in many great predicaments, finding I can trust my older sister with anything.
The earliest memory I have of my sister helping me out of a tight situation is when I was about seven. The kid next door, Sean Hudson, had a skateboard. I was enthralled by the awesomeness of the contraption. Sean was about my age, so we would play tag sometimes. Every once in a great while, Sean would get out his skateboard. We would take it out front and ride it up and down the sidewalk. Neither of us really knew how to use a skateboard, but we could ride along well enough on our knees. My parents did not approve of me riding on a skateboard. Mother had warned against it. She promised trouble for me if I were to disobey. I disobeyed all the time without consequence, until I fell off and cracked my head open.
The first person I came across was my sister (the real one), and she was well aware of my mom’s stance on what I had been doing. She told my mom she had seen me trip and fall while running back to the house. My mom totally fell for it. I went to the hospital and got some stitches. That was the end of it.
One thing I totally hate and can not stand is drug use. I can handle being around alcohol, but that is where I draw the line. When I got a little older, some of the kids in my clickety-click started drinking alcohol. I must have been about twelve. I even tried it a few times, and I would rely on my sister to help me lie to my parents about where I was and what I was doing. By the time my friends started using meth, my sister could drive and had a car. I could rely on her to pick me up and take me home if I felt uncomfortable with my surroundings. My parents would have freaked out if they knew I had been hanging out with people who were using such drugs. I would never have been able to call them for help.
Once I was in high school, I began having relationships with girls. My sister was in college at this point, but I could still call her and ask for advice. I had no difficulty in telling her about any problems I was having. I was scared to death of what I would need to do if something were to come prematurely, like the end of the world. If Tom Cruise had been my dad, this probably would not have worried me. The problem was, Tom Cruise was not my dad. My dad was much taller than Tom Cruise. A lot of girls are turned off by short men, but I think Tom Cruise is a total hottie. Some girls think other girls are hot. My sister, however, liked boys, just like me. That worked out wonderfully, because she knew exactly how to help me. I didn’t have to worry about her going to my parents, and telling them my situation. My parents already hated me enough the way it was. I knew my sister would love me no matter what. She was a little upset when I first told her about my homosexual fantasies, but she was very supportive all the way up to the point when I changed my mind.
Sisters are a great thing to have, and I would recommend everyone get one right now. They will definitely save you a heaping nipple of trouble. And when I say sister, I mean friend, because people need to have someone to fall back on when they need a helping hand. Without that sort of friendship, it can be easy to lose your way. I have no idea where I would be or what I would be doing today if not for Brooke. If I had to guess, I would say that I would probably be dead.


B-

Jess Mullins

Just because I say it, don't mean I have to say on the record, then I'll kill you. You know why?

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was a favorite of mine, growing up. I had a VHS, but it broke like fuck, it did. For years I've thought about how nice it would be to purchase a copy on DVD. I was actually just thinking about the child-catcher on Thursday. I went to (fuck) with Katie Adams on Friday. We were rummaging through the thing of $5.50 DVD guys. I found a few copies of Creepshow, which was something I had to buy, due to an argument with a guy I hardly know. He kept telling me it was called Freakshow despite me giving him every piece of evidence pointing the other way. So I got that shit. Katie wanted me to buy Double Jeopardy, so I did. As we were walking away from that area, we passed by the normal DVD thing guy, and there it was. Plain as shit. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I looked at Katie Adams and shit. I picked that shit up and took it home with me. We watched it first. It was just as beautiful as I had remembered. We then watched Double Dragon...or something. And then everyone left, and I watched Creepshow.

Here's the problem. The new episode of "Family Guys" aired tonight. The first song in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is called "You Two." In this new episode of "Family Matters," Peter sings a similar song about having James Woods, rather than having you two. And I freaked out, because that's what I do in any situation like this. It was amazing.

"You Two" (Don't read this part, I just thought it would make me look professional and clean.)

Caractacus:
Do you think I'm a lunatic? Wasting my time on a lot of silly inventions?

Jemima:
But they aren't silly--they're wonderful!

Jeremy:
Nobody else could think of them!

Caractacus:
That's right! That is right--nobody else could think of
them!--yeah--after all...
What makes the battle worth the fighting?
What makes the mountain worth the climb?
What makes the questions worth the asking?
The reason worth the rhyme?

Caractacus:
To me the answer's clear;
it's having someone near; someone dear
Someone to care for; to be there for.
I have You Two!
Someone to do for; muddle through for.
I have You Two!
Someone to share joy or despair with;
whichever betides you.
Life becomes a chore, unless you're living for
someone to tend to be a friend to.
I have You Two!
Someone to strive for, do or die for
I have You Two!
Could be, we three get along so famously,
'cause you two have me, and I have You Two too.

(Breakfast is behind made, then Caractacus sneezes)

Kids:
Someone to care for; to be there for.

Caractacus:
I have You Two!

Kids:
Someone to do for; muddle through for

Caractacus:
I have You Two!
Someone to smile once in awhile with;
whenever you're lonesome
I've a happy lot,
considering what I've got.
But, I couldn't do more
Than you do for your poor Father.

(Kids: Daddy!)

Things go asunder
and I wonder why you bother.
All:
Could be, we three get along so famously
'cause

Kids:
we two have you,

Caractacus:
and I have You Two

All:
too

Free Hat

I just got back from Blaine's room, where I enjoyed many great festivities. The whole thing started with me getting in bed with Blaine and his girlfriend, Amanda. We laid there for a while, talking about things such as ribs and anal sex. After a few short minutes, Blaine was on top of Amanda, playing with her titties and having a splendid time. She managed to get his pants off and forced him to have gay anal sex with her. An hour later, I was caught masturbating at the end of the bed. Amanda threw a toaster at me, and my penis got stuck in the slot, causing it to catch fire. I made a wish and blew it out. All in all, we had a good time, and I can't wait until we do it again (and neither can the Lees). Merry Christmas to all and to all, a good heterozygote.

Collage #1

END

Chelsea Baugher drove me home.

Mr. Lux Wouldn't drive me home.

Miss Chittick just sat at her desk.

Stop.

Coach Man loves to smile.

Mr. Lux tries to dodge while talking to a parent.

Sean Hudson becomes very angry.

Shit.

BEGINNING

Blaine's Hat

And that's the end of that story.

Swallowed in the Semen

Let me start this one off by saying that there is a good chance I won't make it thru the night. Won't is the contraction for wo not. I just ate 1 1/2 fucking bacon monster guys from Hardee's. I had those with some fries and a huge-ass cookie. I had two root beers. We then walked Ani to her area, and then I sprinted (most of the way) back to our quad. I wanted to type a lot more (Zach), but I am suddenly feeling like shutting down for a wile,

Cool to Hate

My brother's gonna be cutting my hair here in a few minutes. That should be fun for everyone.

I have to work tomorrow night. That means I won't be able to see the The Queers performance in Bloomington, IN. This may be my last chance to see them live before they all die, and I wish I had a twin I could send for me. I am very jealous of the Lees on this matter.

The Queers are one of the best old-time punk bands around today.
Download "See you Later Fuckface" if you're still not sold on the idea. I'll wait.

I have so many good stories to tell, that I'm just gonna leave them out. You wouldn't wanna read them anyway.

Usher

My confessions include.......

[x] I am bisexual or homosexual...or something like that.

[x] I've run away from home

[x] I listen to political music.

[] I collect comic books.

[] I shut others out when I'm sad.

[x] I open up to others easily

[x] I am keeping a secret from the world

[x] I watch the news.

[] I own over 5 rap CDs

[] I own an ipod

[] I own something from Hot Topic

[x] I love Disney movies.

[x] I am a sucker for hair/eyes

[] I don't kill bugs.

[x] I curse regularly.

[] I paid for that cell phone ringtone

[] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.

[] I love Spam

[] I bake well

[x] I would wear pajamas to school.

[x] I own something from Abercrombie

[x] I have a job.

[] I love Martha Stewart.

[x] I am in love with love.

[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS

[x] I am self conscious.

[x] I like to laugh.

[] I smoke a pack a day.

[x] I loved "Go Ask Alice".

[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[] I can't swallow pills.

[x] I have many scars

[x] I've been out of this country

[] I believe in ghosts.

[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room

[just on my scrotum] I am really ticklish.

[] I see/have seen a therapist.

[x] I love chocolate.

[] I bite my nails.

[x] I am comfortable with being me.

[x] I play computer games/video games when i'm bored

[] Gotten lost in your city.

[] Saw a shooting star.

[x] Been to any other countries.

[x] I had a serious Surgery.

[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas

[] I have kissed a stranger.

[x] Hugged a stranger

[x] been in a fight with the same sex.

[x] Been arrested.

[x] Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose.

[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[] Made out in an elevator.

[x] Swore at your parents.

[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts.

[] Been skydiving.

[] Been bungee jumping.

[] Broken a bone.

[] Played spin the bottle.

[x] Gotten stitches

[x] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

[x] Bitten someone.

[x] Been to Niagara Falls.

[x] Gotten the chicken pox.

[] Crashed into a friend's car

[] Been to Japan

[] Ridden in a taxi.

[x] Shoplifted.

[] Been fired.

[x] have/had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[] Stole something from your job.

[] Gone on a blind date.

[x] Lied to a friend.

[] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[] Been to Europe.

[] Slept with a co-worker.

[] Been married

[] Gotten divorced.

[x] Saw someone dying.

[] Driven over 400 miles in one day.

[x] Been to Canada.

[] Been on a plane.

[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[] Thrown up in a bar.

[x] Eaten Sushi.

[] Been snowboarding.

[] Been skiing.

[] Been ice skating.

[] Met someone in person from the internet.

[] Been to a moto cross show.

[x] Gone/Going to college.

[x] Done hard drugs

[x] Taken painkillers.

[x] Cheated on someone else

[] Were so bored you took this survey.

pass this on with your own confessions....

Warped Tour

I attended the Van's Warped Tour July 20 in Indianapolis. I mainly went to see The Offspring. Fall Out Boy was my secondary interest. The Lees and I went over to the place to get some programs. I saw Millencolin in the program, and it got me really excited. If you had asked me five years ago if I thought I would ever get to see Millencolin in live life, I would say that there would have been about a three percent chance. Well, I looked up at the band schedule to find that they weren't really there. That became my secondary sadness from bands not being there. My primary sadness was Bad Religion, who had been there the previous year, when I didn't go. The first band I saw was My Chemical Romance. I had never really liked them in the past, but I really gained a liking for them after seeing them in concert. I almost bought their CD at Karma today. I think Roses are Red were there somewheres, but I missed out on that. I bought an Offspring t-shirt. I saw Fall Out Boy and realized that they were my new favorite band.

My new list of favorite Bands:
1. Bad Religion
2. The Offspring
3. Millencolin
4. Fall Out Boy

I drank a bunch of water before heading over to Mike stage to see The Offspring. Eric Byrer was sitting in the shade and I discussed the Fall Out Boy show with him. I told him where I was going, and then we went our separate ways. I passed the Fall Out Boy place and reminded myself to buy a Fall Out Boy shirt when The Offspring were done playing. I got there while Dropkick Murphys, I believe, were on stage. I liked it. Then when they were done, I ran right up to the front. I stood there forever before they came out. I was frying pretty good in the sun. Yes. I quickly became dehydrated. I thought I might pass out before they came out. But then they came out, and everyone pushed forward until everyone was suffocating. There was a guy somewhere near me that kept shouting "Rich mother-fucker!" When they started playing, I thought the guy behind me was humping me in the ass, but I decided that it must have just seemed that way since we were all packed so tightly together. I later started to think about how the place where he was humping me was the same place I keep my wallet. I checked my back pocket, and surely enough, it was gone. All I was really worried about never seeing again was a certain possibly irreplaceable picture. You guys have no idea how much I love that cross country picture. I turned around and almost punched the new guy behind right in the face, because he should have done something about it. Later on in the show, I stepped on something. It was a wallet. I picked it up and opened it. It was my wallet. Everything was in it except my $35, so I shrugged it off. A few minutes later, I saw a bunch of people picking up wallets and cards and stuff that were scattered all over the ground. I spent the rest of the time yelling and moshing. This one guy in the mosh pit looked really angry. I kept running into him, and knocking him into this one chick. It was fun, but I had to stop, because I felt so weak. I had trouble catching my breath after that. I stopped jumping around and looked for a way out. I didn't see one, so I started jumping and yelling again. Then Noodles threw his water out to someone. Then Dexter pulled a fire hose almost out of nowhere and started spraying it at everybody. Then they started playing again. Then I started feeling very light-headed, and everything sounded very loud. Dexter was talking about something after that one song, and his voice seemed to be splitting my head in two. I hoped they were done, but they started playing again. It felt like they had been playing for an hour. I wanted to surf on over to the security guards so I could go find some water, but I didn't have the energy for it. When they finished that song, they said goodbye, and the crowd became loose again. Atom broke his drum sticks and threw them out into the crowd. One went to a person right in the very front. He hit it up in the air, and it flew right to me. A bunch of people around me jumped in the air to try to grab it. The guy to my left tapped it when it was about three inches away from my hand, knocking far away. I turned around and took off in a very quick pace. Everyone was shouting for The Offspring to come back out. I knew they wouldn't come back out, and was relived when I heard all the Awwws and the Jenna awwws. I quickly walked by the Fall Out Boy stand and thought about how I would no longer be able to purchase a shirt. I continued my trek to the drinking water fountains. I looked down at my feet to see the dirty mess. I was covered in my and had the sweat of about fifty people all over me. When I got to my destination, I was relieved to see there would be a long wait for water. I almost passed out about five times, but I made it and drank about a gallon of water. I then went over to sit in the shade. There was a young couple there. The guy was on the phone with his mom, talking about how his wallet had been stolen at the Fall Out Boy show. I kept feeling worse and worse. I eventually got up and drank another gallon of water. Then I walked over to this one place and leaned over and set my head on a metal bar, and this guy there told me of a sprinkler close by. I thanked him and walked to it. It was very refreshing, but didn't help my light-headedness. I walked back over to my area where I found some Hills and an Evens. This was the part where I fell down. I was there for a while, and then I set out to find the Lees and Luke. I passed Justin and Eric and those guys, and they told me the Lees were looking for me. I went over to the one stage where Fall Out Boy had been, but they weren't there. Billy Idol was about to go on, so I waited. I saw Ben and Ross Green. They were with my twin, Blayr. I talked to them for a bit. After ten minutes, I changed my mind about watching Billy Idol. I went back around, and didn't find the Lees. Then I headed by Mike stage, and I saw Luke in the distance. I sped up and saw that the Lees were indeed with him. I got really close and ran up rill fast. Josh Lee was the first one to realize that I was walking right behind them. Everyone else noticed once he started screaming. We went over to see Senses Fail. This was the last time I saw the Justin/Eric group. Sho and Seth Berger were also at this one. I had actually seen them a lot throughout the day. When that was over, we went over to see Avenged Sevenfold. The Transplants came out instead. They pretty much suck. Clinton came to this one. As did Ross and Ashley Morrow and Truck Hogan. There were some people there giving free high fives. I didn't have enough money though, on account of it being stolen. When the Transplants were done, we waited for Avenged to come out. They took too long, so we left to beat the crowd. Josh got in the wrong lane, and we had to turn around. We went to Stake 'n' Shake. I kept talking about Jon's mom. I told Luke about his brother. He disagreed. I took my drink and left. I went home and told my dad what happened. Then I did some things. Then I think I went to bed.






That was a lot. I started writing this one at 10:16.

Karma Po-lice

Well, I went into my room to unhook my internets, and I noticed the CPU was on top of the 2wire mini modem thing, and it was hot. All I did was move that guy out, and then the phone worked. I called Stefan, and he and Dane was on they way o'er here. They got here, and then I drove ourselves over to Karma. The first thing I bought was a roller for cigarettes. Cigarettes are female cigars. That means if a guy smokes cigarettes, he's a pussy. After that, I saw Justin Schmitt and bought three Fall Out Boy CD's. (Is that right? I don't remember all of the apostrophe rules.) I eventually made my way back home, where I tried to call Audrey. That didn't work out so well. I guess she doesn't like to have her phone out at the golf places, where she works all day and night--give someone else a chonce. I listened to my new Fall Out Boy disks while I got on the internets and bought two Fall Out Boy CD's, an Offspring dual-disc, and an Offspring DVD. Then I purchased the Fall Out Boy fanclub kit thing. Then my dad came home and then we got some pizza. And then I watched "That 70's Shit." I am very tired. UPN is addictive.

Kylie and Ashley double-you came over here yesterday. I gave Kylie her card and birthday present. I got them right before they came over. They laughed pretty hard at the card and the gifts. Then we all went into my room to watch Kinsey on DVD. Then they left. I drew a smiley face on my penis and went with my brother to get some physicals. We got to the doctor place and we kept punching each other in the face. The nurse was freaking out about it, but we just laughed. I read the whole eye chart with my right eye. It took about ten minutes to do it. My brother and I were laughing the whole time, and when I did read it, it was with my left eye, clearly looking between my fingers. I also peed on my hand and on the floor, just like I did at school that one time when I was taking a drug test. We went to McDonald's after the facts, and I think that's about all I did that day.