Girl: is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings...
Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call.
Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.
She walks into the next room.
Girl: Hey! What's up?
Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early.
Girl: Yeah, sounds great!
Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now.
Girl: That's not such a good idea...
Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not?
Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry.
Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...?
In her head she yells, SHIT! Throws clothes back on quickly.
Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family.
Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort?
The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downstairs, and finds his bestfriend on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on and his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.
Guy: What the hell is going on?!
Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me!
Guy: Benny? How could you do this to me! Rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!!
Girl: John...!
John with tears in his eyes, he rushes out of room, and slams the door.
Benny climbs out of the window, starts his car, and drives off down the street.
Girl runs after her boyfriend. Yelling...
Girl: NOOOO! Please!! Come back John!! Pleeeeeasssse????!! She falls down and cries.
John turns around, looks straight at his girlfriend in tears.
John: Why? Rachel, why? I loved you! Oh my God, I'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?!
Here take this as the cash. He drops a ring box on her lap.
She opens the ring box. Her jaw drops... Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring.
Girl: You were going to propose?
Guy: Yeah... how dumb was I? And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headlights faded... And she was in despair.
Later that night, the girl got a phone call from the police saying he just jumped off the bridge and killed himself.
If you love/like someone, and you want them in your life forever. Repost in 380 seconds as "cheating hurts." Or your true love will walk away from you
Friday, December 29, 2006
Monday, December 11, 2006
Maître d'hôtel Yeats de William
I wrote this today because it was due today. Sorry if it seems rushed.
If there’s one thing I like to do, it’s explore. Explore what? Exactly. So, I’d like to take this opportunity to get to know a poet I otherwise know little about. William Butler Yeats seems to be a fairly well upheld figure in the poetry industry. I can’t recall ever reading any of Yeats’ poetry during a voyage in the past. This will be uncharted territory for me. I hope I don’t get killed.
“The Scholars” is a poem I can find myself relating to. It seems to be about people following the same path, because following the same path is what people do. Old men teach young men to write like they write. They all know the same people and think the same. And at the end it mentions Gaius Valerius Catullus: “Did their Catullus walk that way?” I did some research on this Catullus, and he seems to be quite amazing, based on my personal views. In “Catullus 16,” we see Catullus verbally attacking two of his critics, stating that he “will fuck you like a boy and throat-rape you.” I find this to be far from the norm when it comes to poetry and can’t help but think Yeats means to use it to make a point of being different. It seems different yet very exciting, especially when you are used to reading the same type of love poem. While many poets aim “To flatter beauty’s ignorant ear,” Catullus decided to rape beauty’s ignorant throat.
Yeats’ poem “The Stolen Child” describes children being taken away by faeries. This poem actually helped me out a great deal, because I have always wondered what happened to my brother. The poem best explains itself in four lines repeated through the entire work: “Come away, O human child!/To the waters and the wild/With a faery, hand in hand,/For the world’s more full of weeping than you can understand.” The point Yeats makes is that children shouldn’t cry about being taken away by faeries. That isn’t really that bad of a fate to have to face. These children are so young they have yet to see many of the evils this world offers. Some people get shot in the face. I am sure anyone who has been shot in the face would much rather have simply been taken away by faeries. This is the exact point Yeats is trying to make, and I completely agree with him.
After moving on to “When You Are Old,” a pattern begins to show itself. Yeats poems tend to paint a picture of peacefulness with a slight case of anarchy. The first, “The Scholars” depicts people following a familiar, relaxing path, but dares us to do otherwise. “The Stolen Child” gives us hope for our children’s future: they shall spend their days in a far-off land with cute little faeries. The dark side of this is that the faeries are most likely eating the children. Yeats is trying to tell us what we don’t want to hear while covering it up with pretty lies. “When You Are Old” has the same intent, yet the bad part feels not bad at all. The poem makes you realize how close to death you are, but instead of creating feelings of sorrow, it creates feelings of other sorrow. The sorrow is good. You feel just good enough about your accomplishments.
“The Lake Isle of Innisfree” is an average feeling poem. It strikes up no feelings in my gut, but it does a fine job of reflecting what I think most of us are after. A man plans to move away, possibly running from some old pain, to find peace elsewhere. We’ve all surely been in that position. I know I’m in it right now. It’s just far too painful for me to live in a world where Thanksgiving only comes once a year. I mean, how am I supposed to live off of only 5,000 calories a day? I need so much more, yet it is so far away. I am truly heartbroken. Give me a cigarette.
Being the good parent he was, Yeats wanted to make sure his daughter turned out to be beautiful, rather than ugly. It is what any parent would want for his or her daughter. The worst thing I could ever imagine as a parent would be having an unattractive daughter. Yeats sets a good example for parents everywhere. If you can’t afford to make your daughter pretty, you’re not a good parent.
“Leda and the Swan” breaks away from the traditional Yeats. It takes the advice given in “The Scholars.” In this work, a nice lady named Leda finds herself in a position we’ve all been in after a long night of drinking. She is making babies with a swan. Raped by Zeus? I hardly think so. It seems to me like she just needed an excuse for something she never expected to end up on Youtube. Like in the earlier poems, we see a good situation gone awry.
My favorite characteristic about Keats’ writing is his ability to urge one not to follow protocol while following protocol. It’s somewhat like someone working at Wal-Mart and telling shoppers to make purchases somewhere else. It’s a good idea, but it takes a real hero to pull it off.
Yeats, I like what you’ve done with the place. It was fantastic meeting you.
If there’s one thing I like to do, it’s explore. Explore what? Exactly. So, I’d like to take this opportunity to get to know a poet I otherwise know little about. William Butler Yeats seems to be a fairly well upheld figure in the poetry industry. I can’t recall ever reading any of Yeats’ poetry during a voyage in the past. This will be uncharted territory for me. I hope I don’t get killed.
“The Scholars” is a poem I can find myself relating to. It seems to be about people following the same path, because following the same path is what people do. Old men teach young men to write like they write. They all know the same people and think the same. And at the end it mentions Gaius Valerius Catullus: “Did their Catullus walk that way?” I did some research on this Catullus, and he seems to be quite amazing, based on my personal views. In “Catullus 16,” we see Catullus verbally attacking two of his critics, stating that he “will fuck you like a boy and throat-rape you.” I find this to be far from the norm when it comes to poetry and can’t help but think Yeats means to use it to make a point of being different. It seems different yet very exciting, especially when you are used to reading the same type of love poem. While many poets aim “To flatter beauty’s ignorant ear,” Catullus decided to rape beauty’s ignorant throat.
Yeats’ poem “The Stolen Child” describes children being taken away by faeries. This poem actually helped me out a great deal, because I have always wondered what happened to my brother. The poem best explains itself in four lines repeated through the entire work: “Come away, O human child!/To the waters and the wild/With a faery, hand in hand,/For the world’s more full of weeping than you can understand.” The point Yeats makes is that children shouldn’t cry about being taken away by faeries. That isn’t really that bad of a fate to have to face. These children are so young they have yet to see many of the evils this world offers. Some people get shot in the face. I am sure anyone who has been shot in the face would much rather have simply been taken away by faeries. This is the exact point Yeats is trying to make, and I completely agree with him.
After moving on to “When You Are Old,” a pattern begins to show itself. Yeats poems tend to paint a picture of peacefulness with a slight case of anarchy. The first, “The Scholars” depicts people following a familiar, relaxing path, but dares us to do otherwise. “The Stolen Child” gives us hope for our children’s future: they shall spend their days in a far-off land with cute little faeries. The dark side of this is that the faeries are most likely eating the children. Yeats is trying to tell us what we don’t want to hear while covering it up with pretty lies. “When You Are Old” has the same intent, yet the bad part feels not bad at all. The poem makes you realize how close to death you are, but instead of creating feelings of sorrow, it creates feelings of other sorrow. The sorrow is good. You feel just good enough about your accomplishments.
“The Lake Isle of Innisfree” is an average feeling poem. It strikes up no feelings in my gut, but it does a fine job of reflecting what I think most of us are after. A man plans to move away, possibly running from some old pain, to find peace elsewhere. We’ve all surely been in that position. I know I’m in it right now. It’s just far too painful for me to live in a world where Thanksgiving only comes once a year. I mean, how am I supposed to live off of only 5,000 calories a day? I need so much more, yet it is so far away. I am truly heartbroken. Give me a cigarette.
Being the good parent he was, Yeats wanted to make sure his daughter turned out to be beautiful, rather than ugly. It is what any parent would want for his or her daughter. The worst thing I could ever imagine as a parent would be having an unattractive daughter. Yeats sets a good example for parents everywhere. If you can’t afford to make your daughter pretty, you’re not a good parent.
“Leda and the Swan” breaks away from the traditional Yeats. It takes the advice given in “The Scholars.” In this work, a nice lady named Leda finds herself in a position we’ve all been in after a long night of drinking. She is making babies with a swan. Raped by Zeus? I hardly think so. It seems to me like she just needed an excuse for something she never expected to end up on Youtube. Like in the earlier poems, we see a good situation gone awry.
My favorite characteristic about Keats’ writing is his ability to urge one not to follow protocol while following protocol. It’s somewhat like someone working at Wal-Mart and telling shoppers to make purchases somewhere else. It’s a good idea, but it takes a real hero to pull it off.
Yeats, I like what you’ve done with the place. It was fantastic meeting you.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Hit Me
I lost my card. Well, I didn't lose it, but someone else gained it just the same.
Here's a nice little article about politics for yous.
I'm hungry, so I think I'm goan turn in an application or two today.
I downloaded F-Zero on the virtual console. I wouldn't recommend doing it unless you're a really big fan of old games that used to be fun but aren't even worth playing today.
I'm gonna start saving some dollars to buy some whills to get around after I get enough money to move out. Holla.
Here's a nice little article about politics for yous.
I'm hungry, so I think I'm goan turn in an application or two today.
I downloaded F-Zero on the virtual console. I wouldn't recommend doing it unless you're a really big fan of old games that used to be fun but aren't even worth playing today.
I'm gonna start saving some dollars to buy some whills to get around after I get enough money to move out. Holla.
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Shit
I've been playing my Wii and watching The History Channel.
Wii is fun.
I also had a PS3 for just a little while.
I got tired of that shit pretty quick. I thought about selling it on eBay, but that would've taken too long. I put it in the trunk and pushed the car off the cliff. Problem solved.
Um.
I have two papers due tomorrow. The first one doesn't have a supposed set length. I think I'll shoot for at least three pages, if not four. I think the other one is to be no longer than one page. I also have a quiz due in my math class.
I went to Greenwood with Stephanie Mae the other day. I found a couple of books at Waldenbooks that I would like to have.
My plans for the next few Wiiks are far and few. I mean big. Fuck.
Enough of this shit.
Matthew . . .
Wii is fun.
I also had a PS3 for just a little while.
I got tired of that shit pretty quick. I thought about selling it on eBay, but that would've taken too long. I put it in the trunk and pushed the car off the cliff. Problem solved.
Um.
I have two papers due tomorrow. The first one doesn't have a supposed set length. I think I'll shoot for at least three pages, if not four. I think the other one is to be no longer than one page. I also have a quiz due in my math class.
I went to Greenwood with Stephanie Mae the other day. I found a couple of books at Waldenbooks that I would like to have.
My plans for the next few Wiiks are far and few. I mean big. Fuck.
Enough of this shit.
Matthew . . .
Sunday, November 05, 2006
We Had a Good Time at McDonald's
I dreamt my friend was reteaching me Japanese.
Try one of these out.
The weekend was all right. And by weekend, I mean Thursday up until now. I got to hang out and lift weights. I've been reliving my childhood with The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past/Four Swords. I've been writing a lot every day. I write about whatever comes to mind. I've stopped eating.
We all fall down.
Try one of these out.
The weekend was all right. And by weekend, I mean Thursday up until now. I got to hang out and lift weights. I've been reliving my childhood with The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past/Four Swords. I've been writing a lot every day. I write about whatever comes to mind. I've stopped eating.
We all fall down.
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Maybe It's a Stupid Theory or Maybe Just Stupidity
I started reading Ken Kesey's One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest the other day. There is a tremendous quote from the Native American narrator early on that I would like to share with you, the people: "But it's the truth even if it didn't happen." I sat and turned it over in my head for a little while. It struck me hard--right in the kidney. The idea seems offbeat, yet somewhat assuring. Does something really have to be true in order to have happened? No. And this proves it. Next question.
I got Final Fantasy XII Monday night. It's one of the best movies in video game packaging I've seen.
The end of The Count was amazing. Just like the beginning and the 1400 pages between them. I want to read at least two other books before I read it again. Ross wants to borrow it. I don't see a problem with it. As long as he doesn't shove it up his ass like he does everything else. Anyway. Go ahead and by this version. After you obtain and read that version, do what I'm about to do: grab the Robin Buss translation, published by Penguin Classics. Buss' translation, from what I've read, has refurbished the language for our time (bad) and has reinstated all of the sex and drugs, left out in previous translations.
Bye.
I got Final Fantasy XII Monday night. It's one of the best movies in video game packaging I've seen.
The end of The Count was amazing. Just like the beginning and the 1400 pages between them. I want to read at least two other books before I read it again. Ross wants to borrow it. I don't see a problem with it. As long as he doesn't shove it up his ass like he does everything else. Anyway. Go ahead and by this version. After you obtain and read that version, do what I'm about to do: grab the Robin Buss translation, published by Penguin Classics. Buss' translation, from what I've read, has refurbished the language for our time (bad) and has reinstated all of the sex and drugs, left out in previous translations.
Bye.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Home Alone
The title really says it all.
My whole family is home alone.
I got a call last yesterday. I didn't recognize the number, but I was somewhat interested in finding out who would want to call me. It was Gamestop lady. Joe told me her Final Fantasy VII name, but I can't pull it up at the moment. She invited me to a party that starts at eleven o'clock tonight. I get to pick up my new game Final Fantasy XII at twelve o'clock while I'm at the party. Wow. She sure is nice.
I didn't sleep last night. I was up half the night reading The Count of Monte Cristo and the other half was spent trying to convince myself I wasn't M. Danglars and to stop worrying about my money woes.
I eventually made it out of bed and to school. My classes were cool, until the between era, where I started to feel bad in the tummy area. I actually felt bad in comparative religions, but I couldn't bring myself to unleash the fury of toxins that had built up in my colon. I decided on my break that I would not be attending my favorite class, poetry for Blaire, at the end of the day. I went to my folklore class and while conversing with others of the advantages of having a PENIS PULL/POLE/IDON'TKNOWWHATWEWEREREALLYTALKINGABOUT,ITWASMORELIKEWEWEREJUSTHAVINGFUNWITHAMADEUPWORD, I completely forgot about my pains.
I came home just the same, and with many hours left before the party, I am sure I will have the last 70 pages read in no time.
I like the new features, especially the page building thing. The only thing I don't like about it is the template change. The template is way off now and they use secret codes to keep me from doing it myself. Oh well. I figured it out once; I'll figure it out again.
Fucking Google AdSense just shows links to online survey stuff. Whatever. It's a party.
My whole family is home alone.
I got a call last yesterday. I didn't recognize the number, but I was somewhat interested in finding out who would want to call me. It was Gamestop lady. Joe told me her Final Fantasy VII name, but I can't pull it up at the moment. She invited me to a party that starts at eleven o'clock tonight. I get to pick up my new game Final Fantasy XII at twelve o'clock while I'm at the party. Wow. She sure is nice.
I didn't sleep last night. I was up half the night reading The Count of Monte Cristo and the other half was spent trying to convince myself I wasn't M. Danglars and to stop worrying about my money woes.
I eventually made it out of bed and to school. My classes were cool, until the between era, where I started to feel bad in the tummy area. I actually felt bad in comparative religions, but I couldn't bring myself to unleash the fury of toxins that had built up in my colon. I decided on my break that I would not be attending my favorite class, poetry for Blaire, at the end of the day. I went to my folklore class and while conversing with others of the advantages of having a PENIS PULL/POLE/IDON'TKNOWWHATWEWEREREALLYTALKINGABOUT,ITWASMORELIKEWEWEREJUSTHAVINGFUNWITHAMADEUPWORD, I completely forgot about my pains.
I came home just the same, and with many hours left before the party, I am sure I will have the last 70 pages read in no time.
I like the new features, especially the page building thing. The only thing I don't like about it is the template change. The template is way off now and they use secret codes to keep me from doing it myself. Oh well. I figured it out once; I'll figure it out again.
Fucking Google AdSense just shows links to online survey stuff. Whatever. It's a party.
Sunday, October 29, 2006
I Just Moved
To Blogger beta.
Holy shit.
The difference is unimaginable.
I mean, I couldn't have ever imagined a new blogger that is exactly the same as the old one.
No.
I haven't had time to check it out. I just now moved my blogs.
I need to make an AdSense thing for my Intendo blog so I can become a millionaire.
Up the down storiod.
If anyone can get me a copy of any kind of Linux, let me know. I want it rill bad.
Holy shit.
The difference is unimaginable.
I mean, I couldn't have ever imagined a new blogger that is exactly the same as the old one.
No.
I haven't had time to check it out. I just now moved my blogs.
I need to make an AdSense thing for my Intendo blog so I can become a millionaire.
Up the down storiod.
If anyone can get me a copy of any kind of Linux, let me know. I want it rill bad.
Monday, October 23, 2006
Amazing
I finally found a good version of Firefox 2.
It's called Firefox 2 RC 3. Go ahead and click that link to download the installation software if you want. But I would recommend reading through this before you do. You may not like what you'd be getting yourself into. The RC stands for Release Candidate. It hasn't even been released in beta form. Well, this is a beta form, but it hasn't been released as a beta version. You know what I mean.
I really like this early version of Firefox 2. Some of my add-ons from the past weren't compatible, but those were the gay ones I never used anyway. My favorite feature is the new spell check feature. Or maybe it's an add-on I downloaded. I don't know. I've got a spell checker I can click on in my Google toolbar, but I've also got the browser underlining my spelling errors. Whatever.
I also bought a Wii on the--whatever day Gamestop had the reserves in. I was fifth in line if my memory serves me the way Walter Clopton Wingfield would. I also bought a one gig memory stick/card/human/whateverthefuck.
I can feel myself getting more and more awesome every day. I wouldn't be surprised if I woke up one day and discovered I didn't have to talk to you assholes anymore. Goodbye assholes, hello fellow janitors at Comedy Central.
I just found out my good friend Jess is a retard. I think we all new it the whole time. We were just waiting for the right moment.
I think I'm done.
It's called Firefox 2 RC 3. Go ahead and click that link to download the installation software if you want. But I would recommend reading through this before you do. You may not like what you'd be getting yourself into. The RC stands for Release Candidate. It hasn't even been released in beta form. Well, this is a beta form, but it hasn't been released as a beta version. You know what I mean.
I really like this early version of Firefox 2. Some of my add-ons from the past weren't compatible, but those were the gay ones I never used anyway. My favorite feature is the new spell check feature. Or maybe it's an add-on I downloaded. I don't know. I've got a spell checker I can click on in my Google toolbar, but I've also got the browser underlining my spelling errors. Whatever.
I also bought a Wii on the--whatever day Gamestop had the reserves in. I was fifth in line if my memory serves me the way Walter Clopton Wingfield would. I also bought a one gig memory stick/card/human/whateverthefuck.
I can feel myself getting more and more awesome every day. I wouldn't be surprised if I woke up one day and discovered I didn't have to talk to you assholes anymore. Goodbye assholes, hello fellow janitors at Comedy Central.
I just found out my good friend Jess is a retard. I think we all new it the whole time. We were just waiting for the right moment.
I think I'm done.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Fuck Ozma
I spent around three hours fighting the fucker tonight, but I just can't seem to get him. I can get close, but that's when he decides to kill me on the spot. Fuck. I don't know. I guess I'll have to change my strategy. I'll try again tomorrow.
I added a new commercial to my Intendo Games blog. It's a good one.
Stefan was here for Fall Breaks, so we hung out most of the time.
We made a get well soon card for Rob, and we put it in his yard for everyone to see.
I hope he is feeling better.
I kinda hurt my arm again while I was doing pull-ups, so I failed when I tried to get my bicepts in. But I'm pretty much kicking ass at racquetball, so who the fuck?
I wrote a funny-as-fuck one-and-a-half-page four-page paper for my poetry class. It'd probably be too far over you guys' head, so I'll let you imagine.
Bitch is crazy--keep on dreaming.
I added a new commercial to my Intendo Games blog. It's a good one.
Stefan was here for Fall Breaks, so we hung out most of the time.
We made a get well soon card for Rob, and we put it in his yard for everyone to see.
I hope he is feeling better.
I kinda hurt my arm again while I was doing pull-ups, so I failed when I tried to get my bicepts in. But I'm pretty much kicking ass at racquetball, so who the fuck?
I wrote a funny-as-fuck one-and-a-half-page four-page paper for my poetry class. It'd probably be too far over you guys' head, so I'll let you imagine.
Bitch is crazy--keep on dreaming.
Friday, September 22, 2006
i thought i was ganon but once he was sealed away
So much has happened. I've wanted to blog about things, but I'm just too lazy. For rill.
My tumor has gotten bigger, I'm assuming.
I serched my computer, destroying old documents, and finding some nice things in the process. Not all of them are that great, but I like them anyway.
I started a new blog. I really don't know what this blog will be, but from the looks of it, I'd say something having to do with my life-long love for Princess Zelda.
I'm getting a lot better at Star Fox Command.
I don't sleep at night.
I have trouble staying awake at school.
I have trouble reading of Le Comte, because I am usually very tired.
But I am about half-way thru it.
It'll pick up once I get my studies done.
Um . . .
I had to break a girls heart the other night.
I felt bad, but it sure was a great time.
I'm lifting weights a lot again.
I'll let you know.
Nintendo Fusion Tour is this Thursday. You can play some Wii with me or some DS. I might bring my DS to pwn some bitches at Star Fox Command. It's being headlined by Hawthorne Heights. The others is Relient K, Emery, Plaine White T's and The Sleeping.
Goodbye.
I made a new group on the Facebook that you guys can check out. Go ahead and ask to be let in if you like what you see. I don't know if that link will work for anybody, but I'm not gonna check it. Let me know if it doesn't work with a comment, and I won't change it, but I'll know.
My tumor has gotten bigger, I'm assuming.
I serched my computer, destroying old documents, and finding some nice things in the process. Not all of them are that great, but I like them anyway.
I started a new blog. I really don't know what this blog will be, but from the looks of it, I'd say something having to do with my life-long love for Princess Zelda.
I'm getting a lot better at Star Fox Command.
I don't sleep at night.
I have trouble staying awake at school.
I have trouble reading of Le Comte, because I am usually very tired.
But I am about half-way thru it.
It'll pick up once I get my studies done.
Um . . .
I had to break a girls heart the other night.
I felt bad, but it sure was a great time.
I'm lifting weights a lot again.
I'll let you know.
Nintendo Fusion Tour is this Thursday. You can play some Wii with me or some DS. I might bring my DS to pwn some bitches at Star Fox Command. It's being headlined by Hawthorne Heights. The others is Relient K, Emery, Plaine White T's and The Sleeping.
Goodbye.
I made a new group on the Facebook that you guys can check out. Go ahead and ask to be let in if you like what you see. I don't know if that link will work for anybody, but I'm not gonna check it. Let me know if it doesn't work with a comment, and I won't change it, but I'll know.
Sunday, September 10, 2006
I'm Drunk
I have many realizations when I'm drunk. I just had one that I found very much worth sharing.
It is about Tom Cruise.
You see, Tom Cruise has for many years been viewed as a great actor.
What I have come to realize is that being a good actor does not have a thing to do with your acting ability [not true (Winona Rider)]; it is all about being a good judge of what you act in.
A lot of people hate on Tom Cruise for his religious beliefs. A lot of people hate on Tom Cruise for crazy antics. What I have come to realize is that Tom Cruise is much more sane that most of the population guilty of condemning him.
To celebrate this finding of mine, I have created a list of criteria that disenfanchise (very legally) idiots who have no place in talking in such a way of others.
I am talking about you if:
1. Your favorite show is "The Real World."
2. Your favorite show is "Laguna Beach."
3. Your favorite show is "Big Brother."
4. Your favorite book falls somewhere in the "Gossip Girls" section.
5. You have any preferences falling in any category anywhere near anything I have just mentioned.
If anyone has any other stupid ass criteria to add to the list, please do so through commentation (I'm not sure if that's a word--Spell check didn't recognize it, and neither did I--I am pretty drunk.) through my comments (breasts) link.
I will allow the ones I see fit; the ones I feel don't belong will be discarded.
Thank you for your crazy-ass time, you fuck-asses.
Okay, I just checked "disenfranchise" with Google. Evidently the only proper way of putting it is "disenfranchised." I also come across people using periods outside the quotation marks. I have seen this many times in Le Comte de Monte-Cristo (I just checked that shit out and I am very proud to say I got it super-right on my first try while being drunk or needing help from Google.) or The Count of Monte Cristo, if you support President Bush.
Here's how I feel about it: You write how you write, and that's what makes literature and language what it is. You can take control and change the rules if that is how you choose to do things. It is as simple as that. If someone wants to change the rules of writing, all he or she needs to do is write how he or she feels fit.
If you want a definition of something, go to Google.com and type "define" followed by ":" and then a space and the word (ex. define: fuckshit).
That's all you need.
Good night. For rill.
It is about Tom Cruise.
You see, Tom Cruise has for many years been viewed as a great actor.
What I have come to realize is that being a good actor does not have a thing to do with your acting ability [not true (Winona Rider)]; it is all about being a good judge of what you act in.
A lot of people hate on Tom Cruise for his religious beliefs. A lot of people hate on Tom Cruise for crazy antics. What I have come to realize is that Tom Cruise is much more sane that most of the population guilty of condemning him.
To celebrate this finding of mine, I have created a list of criteria that disenfanchise (very legally) idiots who have no place in talking in such a way of others.
I am talking about you if:
1. Your favorite show is "The Real World."
2. Your favorite show is "Laguna Beach."
3. Your favorite show is "Big Brother."
4. Your favorite book falls somewhere in the "Gossip Girls" section.
5. You have any preferences falling in any category anywhere near anything I have just mentioned.
If anyone has any other stupid ass criteria to add to the list, please do so through commentation (I'm not sure if that's a word--Spell check didn't recognize it, and neither did I--I am pretty drunk.) through my comments (breasts) link.
I will allow the ones I see fit; the ones I feel don't belong will be discarded.
Thank you for your crazy-ass time, you fuck-asses.
Okay, I just checked "disenfranchise" with Google. Evidently the only proper way of putting it is "disenfranchised." I also come across people using periods outside the quotation marks. I have seen this many times in Le Comte de Monte-Cristo (I just checked that shit out and I am very proud to say I got it super-right on my first try while being drunk or needing help from Google.) or The Count of Monte Cristo, if you support President Bush.
Here's how I feel about it: You write how you write, and that's what makes literature and language what it is. You can take control and change the rules if that is how you choose to do things. It is as simple as that. If someone wants to change the rules of writing, all he or she needs to do is write how he or she feels fit.
If you want a definition of something, go to Google.com and type "define" followed by ":" and then a space and the word (ex. define: fuckshit).
That's all you need.
Good night. For rill.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
You Said Your Girlfriend's Pregnant Now, How Far Along is She?
I have lots of new fun stories to tell, but I'm tired, and I'd never tell you guys anyway.
It looks like our old friend is at it again.
Google has recently released an alternative to Microsoft Word. You can sign up for writely.com beta and you don't even need a Google account.
Two new films from Trey Parker and Matt Stone? Fuck that.
It looks like our old friend is at it again.
Google has recently released an alternative to Microsoft Word. You can sign up for writely.com beta and you don't even need a Google account.
Two new films from Trey Parker and Matt Stone? Fuck that.
Friday, August 11, 2006
Get Down On Your Knees and Tell Me You Love Me
I've been meaning to get this out for awhile. I hope you can read his comments.
My printer doesn't always work so well.
I also came across an old batch of Cotton Candy today. I'm expecting some big things to happen with that in these next few weeks.
My printer doesn't always work so well.
I also came across an old batch of Cotton Candy today. I'm expecting some big things to happen with that in these next few weeks.
Monday, August 07, 2006
Credit Card? You Got It.
I know I say this a lot, but I just swung my right foot out too much when I turned into the bathroom. I didn't actually turn into the bathroom; you know what I mean. Anyway, this miscalculation led to me losing two toes. I used to make this mistake all the time when I was younger. I actually can't remember the last time it's happened. My foot hurts.
My good friend Jesse (I call him Jess. He left a comment for me yesterday under that name, but he is Jesse everywhere else on Blogger. I'm not quite sure how he managed to pull that one off.) has recently started a blog. I find this to be quite exciting. You see, Jesse will be going off to school soon and I shall need a way to monitor his movements. His blog only has one post in its current state, but it will most likely grow to several hundred in the next few months. His first post is a very good one. He describes the joy of his two new, very good friends described as "one male and one female." He has decided to keep the names classified because he feels names are pointless and all that matters is that we all support President Bush. I couldn't agree with him more, but I'd still like to share these names with you. The "boy" he writes of is none other than the late, great Nick Allen. I don't know where Jesse's fondness of Nick came from. It must have been that night Nick wouldn't drink because he had to drive home in ten minutes (Pussy! Cough!Cough! Pussy!). I just checked my medication that I haven't taken in months, and I have six half-pills left. Let me know. They're gonna go fast. The "girl" in this mysterious tale is also a good friend of mine, Zachatatl. You see, the night Nick wouldn't drink was also the night everyone else did (Cough!Cough! StrongBoy!). Zach later decided to piss all over my dad's car. This caused bad blood between the two of us. The problem with this was the fact that I already had enough bad blood from the raised prolactin levels. It was fine when I could lactate, but now I have milk coming out of one titty and Bon Jovi classics coming out the other.
My point: We need more people in power setting good examples for our youth. Jesse, being the big CEO that he is, doesn't need to go to college. He already has all the riches any man could possibly dream of. What could he possibly accomplish by going to college that he hasn't accomplished at this point? Well, I'll tell you. He's setting an example for people like Derek Weaver--people who are poor and ugly to the most extreme circumstance.
I need ice for my foot. Holla-atchaboy!
My good friend Jesse (I call him Jess. He left a comment for me yesterday under that name, but he is Jesse everywhere else on Blogger. I'm not quite sure how he managed to pull that one off.) has recently started a blog. I find this to be quite exciting. You see, Jesse will be going off to school soon and I shall need a way to monitor his movements. His blog only has one post in its current state, but it will most likely grow to several hundred in the next few months. His first post is a very good one. He describes the joy of his two new, very good friends described as "one male and one female." He has decided to keep the names classified because he feels names are pointless and all that matters is that we all support President Bush. I couldn't agree with him more, but I'd still like to share these names with you. The "boy" he writes of is none other than the late, great Nick Allen. I don't know where Jesse's fondness of Nick came from. It must have been that night Nick wouldn't drink because he had to drive home in ten minutes (Pussy! Cough!Cough! Pussy!). I just checked my medication that I haven't taken in months, and I have six half-pills left. Let me know. They're gonna go fast. The "girl" in this mysterious tale is also a good friend of mine, Zachatatl. You see, the night Nick wouldn't drink was also the night everyone else did (Cough!Cough! StrongBoy!). Zach later decided to piss all over my dad's car. This caused bad blood between the two of us. The problem with this was the fact that I already had enough bad blood from the raised prolactin levels. It was fine when I could lactate, but now I have milk coming out of one titty and Bon Jovi classics coming out the other.
My point: We need more people in power setting good examples for our youth. Jesse, being the big CEO that he is, doesn't need to go to college. He already has all the riches any man could possibly dream of. What could he possibly accomplish by going to college that he hasn't accomplished at this point? Well, I'll tell you. He's setting an example for people like Derek Weaver--people who are poor and ugly to the most extreme circumstance.
I need ice for my foot. Holla-atchaboy!
Sunday, August 06, 2006
How I Spent My Summer (Working) Vacation (Vacation)
This summer has been a blast. I have been on vacation from my life as well as my blogging career. Here are a few of the gems you have missed out on.
I Had Another Day
I woke up today. I finished some Tucker Max delectables. Kylie called me. I got a hair cut.
I got some of my old socks from Stefan and left my present socks there.
Kylie pretending to know how to read.
I got some of my old socks from Stefan and left my present socks there.
Back to Dashboard
UnderTheRose09
Who is this?
They instant messaged me, but I didn't want to stay on, so I declined. Let me know.
Who is this?
They instant messaged me, but I didn't want to stay on, so I declined. Let me know.
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Fuck Fuck Shit Fuck
So I'm pretty much just pissed off right now. It was a waste of a day if you ask me. I need to be going to bed, but I'm pretty sure I'm too pissed to sleep. I wanted to read today too, but I don't think that will work out either. I am going to look for a good CD to relieve some of this, and I will hopefully be good to go very soon.
I just found a bunch of stuff from yearbook. That made my day. It reminds me of the time I got to take my stuff home. I didn't have a lot of stuff in my box thing, so I took Ani Sweet's stuff instead. I wonder where it all went.
I'm not afraid of skeletons, but I get pretty freaked out when they walk around and take pictures of each other.
I just found a bunch of stuff from yearbook. That made my day. It reminds me of the time I got to take my stuff home. I didn't have a lot of stuff in my box thing, so I took Ani Sweet's stuff instead. I wonder where it all went.
I'm not afraid of skeletons, but I get pretty freaked out when they walk around and take pictures of each other.
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Poop
THE "W" SURVEY!!
**The Who's**
Who is in the house with you?:
Bread, Ash-hole, Dawn Noel, Brentie, Oreo
Who are you thinking about now?
Baby Jesus
Who did you last talk to on the phone?:
Zip
Whose house did you last go to?:
Robin K. Gahimer, C.P.A.
Whose birthday is next?
Adam Barlow has a birthday on June 9. Everyone call him and tell him to break up with Jesus.
Who was the last person you told you loved?
Fox McCloud
Who do you hope will take this survey?:
The Lord, Jesus Christ (I think I'll get drunk and beat up so)
Who is your cell phone carrier?:
I carry my own phone. I'm a big boy.
**The Whats**
What was the last thing you ate?:
Ice Creams
What was the last thing you drank?:
Melk
What color pants are you wearing?:
invisible, because i don't really have any pants on, because i'm a faggot and everyone knows this
what is the closest item to you that is blue?
a pretty pink parasol
What instant messaging service do you use?:
google talk
fav..color
pussypink
What is your most used phrase?:
i'm going as a cowgirl
What is your favorite website?:
google.com
What is your favorite shoe brand?:
pants
What song do you currently hear?:
"hate you" by the daredevils
What are you about to do?:
get some hot pussy
**The Wheres**
Where do you live?:
i like to see homos, naked
Where is your phone?
right here
Where do you sleep?:
in my boxers
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
i'm not wearing one of those either
Where did you get this survey?
why do you always assume people have clothes on?
Where is your best friend?
Rome
**The Whens**
When is your birthday?:
October 25
When did you last burn a candle?:
about the same time shawn last punched a librarian
When did you go to sleep last night?:
9:30
When was the last time you went to the mall?:
December somethingth
**The Whys**
Why does basically half the world have a Myspace?:
because the other half can't afford it
Why do we have to go to school?:
because people are idiots
Why are you on myspace right this moment?:
stalker hall
**The Who's**
Who is in the house with you?:
Bread, Ash-hole, Dawn Noel, Brentie, Oreo
Who are you thinking about now?
Baby Jesus
Who did you last talk to on the phone?:
Zip
Whose house did you last go to?:
Robin K. Gahimer, C.P.A.
Whose birthday is next?
Adam Barlow has a birthday on June 9. Everyone call him and tell him to break up with Jesus.
Who was the last person you told you loved?
Fox McCloud
Who do you hope will take this survey?:
The Lord, Jesus Christ (I think I'll get drunk and beat up so)
Who is your cell phone carrier?:
I carry my own phone. I'm a big boy.
**The Whats**
What was the last thing you ate?:
Ice Creams
What was the last thing you drank?:
Melk
What color pants are you wearing?:
invisible, because i don't really have any pants on, because i'm a faggot and everyone knows this
what is the closest item to you that is blue?
a pretty pink parasol
What instant messaging service do you use?:
google talk
fav..color
pussypink
What is your most used phrase?:
i'm going as a cowgirl
What is your favorite website?:
google.com
What is your favorite shoe brand?:
pants
What song do you currently hear?:
"hate you" by the daredevils
What are you about to do?:
get some hot pussy
**The Wheres**
Where do you live?:
i like to see homos, naked
Where is your phone?
right here
Where do you sleep?:
in my boxers
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
i'm not wearing one of those either
Where did you get this survey?
why do you always assume people have clothes on?
Where is your best friend?
Rome
**The Whens**
When is your birthday?:
October 25
When did you last burn a candle?:
about the same time shawn last punched a librarian
When did you go to sleep last night?:
9:30
When was the last time you went to the mall?:
December somethingth
**The Whys**
Why does basically half the world have a Myspace?:
because the other half can't afford it
Why do we have to go to school?:
because people are idiots
Why are you on myspace right this moment?:
stalker hall
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Sister's Myspace Bulletin Post
The person who wrote this is a genius. It may be true that I am a genius, but I didn't write it.
. . . . .HERE IS THE POST
young teenager
about 13 or 14
she thought this guy she adored
was a harmless handsome prince that would never hurt her
Jeff said he was 16
he asked her out one night to go to a party
she thought yesss finnaly a night with Jeff what more can i ask for
he said its a long ride so we will be getting back late
so you should tell ur parents u r sleeping over at ur friends house
she told her parents and left ==it was 6:13PM
::::: 4 hours later 10:13pm:::::
_Jeff is drunk and high he offered Bethany but she said no_
beth: wow u r right this is a long ride
Jeff: look i just want to let u know im 19 and we arent going to a
party
beth: (in a screaming way ) omg than where r we going
Jeff: look i just wanted to have our own life together .. u know like
run away u can lie about ur age get married have kids
beth: MARRIED ?? KIDS?? O HELL NO .. stop this car
jeff: nope ..
_beth tried opening the door and window but they wouldnt open_
jeff: child lock and window broke ... sorry baby
_beth spit on jeff_
beth: im not ur baby
_jeff reached over and slapped her_
jeff: i love you bitch
beth: (crying) ur drunk and high
_jeff stopped the car immediately ... he got out and opened the trunk ... he got out rope, tape, cocain, bottle water, large eye drop looking tube, knife, and a pipe ... _
jeff: (yelling) get out ... lets go !!! ... go over there...
beth: what did u get out of the trunk ??
jeff: ull see
_beth started screamming while jeff taped her mouth shut ..._
jeff: i knew i would need that
_jeff used the rope and tied beths legs to 2 different trees and
her arms ... jeff raped beth and beth passed out ... _
jeff: o you want to sleep now do ya maybe this will help u wake up ...
_jeff opened the bottle of water and poured a quarter pound of cocain in it ... he shook up the bottle .... then he took the medicine dropper and sucked up some of the mixture ... then he injected the tube into beths vagina ... she woke up spazzing from the cocain ... jeff took the rusty 12 inch pipe and shoved it up her vagina till she bled pulled it back out then shoved it up her butt til he couldnt see it no more ... then he jumped in his car and left .. _
bethany died from internal bleeding and drug over dose... if u have feelings for her and would never want this to happen to u then repost this story as "GIRLS PLEASE READ" so you can let all the girls be alerted off who they choose and what they should be aware of ... please we need to be strong girls....we need to know what we're doing
if your a girl repost this as "girls read this and boys dont ever do this ever"
if your a guy repost this as "id kill a muthafucka
. . . . .HERE IS THE POST
young teenager
about 13 or 14
she thought this guy she adored
was a harmless handsome prince that would never hurt her
Jeff said he was 16
he asked her out one night to go to a party
she thought yesss finnaly a night with Jeff what more can i ask for
he said its a long ride so we will be getting back late
so you should tell ur parents u r sleeping over at ur friends house
she told her parents and left ==it was 6:13PM
::::: 4 hours later 10:13pm:::::
_Jeff is drunk and high he offered Bethany but she said no_
beth: wow u r right this is a long ride
Jeff: look i just want to let u know im 19 and we arent going to a
party
beth: (in a screaming way ) omg than where r we going
Jeff: look i just wanted to have our own life together .. u know like
run away u can lie about ur age get married have kids
beth: MARRIED ?? KIDS?? O HELL NO .. stop this car
jeff: nope ..
_beth tried opening the door and window but they wouldnt open_
jeff: child lock and window broke ... sorry baby
_beth spit on jeff_
beth: im not ur baby
_jeff reached over and slapped her_
jeff: i love you bitch
beth: (crying) ur drunk and high
_jeff stopped the car immediately ... he got out and opened the trunk ... he got out rope, tape, cocain, bottle water, large eye drop looking tube, knife, and a pipe ... _
jeff: (yelling) get out ... lets go !!! ... go over there...
beth: what did u get out of the trunk ??
jeff: ull see
_beth started screamming while jeff taped her mouth shut ..._
jeff: i knew i would need that
_jeff used the rope and tied beths legs to 2 different trees and
her arms ... jeff raped beth and beth passed out ... _
jeff: o you want to sleep now do ya maybe this will help u wake up ...
_jeff opened the bottle of water and poured a quarter pound of cocain in it ... he shook up the bottle .... then he took the medicine dropper and sucked up some of the mixture ... then he injected the tube into beths vagina ... she woke up spazzing from the cocain ... jeff took the rusty 12 inch pipe and shoved it up her vagina till she bled pulled it back out then shoved it up her butt til he couldnt see it no more ... then he jumped in his car and left .. _
bethany died from internal bleeding and drug over dose... if u have feelings for her and would never want this to happen to u then repost this story as "GIRLS PLEASE READ" so you can let all the girls be alerted off who they choose and what they should be aware of ... please we need to be strong girls....we need to know what we're doing
if your a girl repost this as "girls read this and boys dont ever do this ever"
if your a guy repost this as "id kill a muthafucka
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Monday, May 22, 2006
I Quit My Jobbie
Not really. But that was the plan in the beginning. Tyler Stieneker was crushed when I gave him the news. He is the one responsible for pulling me back in. So, it appears that I will be working with him and Shawn Branham awhile still.
I am sooooo tired, you guys.
I had to be at work by 7:00 a.m. I didn't sleep at all last night.
Gay.
I was going to go to Elwood and tell them I wasn't retarded enough for the job. I guess that will have to wait a few more days.
Here's the thing. I really do work with numerous handicapable people. They make up the majority of the population there. I like them. I don't like the stupid people working on both sides of me in the line deal. They are not mentally retarded; they are just fucking stupid. I hate goddamn stupid people telling me what to do. Fuck them.
And that's the word.
I am sooooo tired, you guys.
I had to be at work by 7:00 a.m. I didn't sleep at all last night.
Gay.
I was going to go to Elwood and tell them I wasn't retarded enough for the job. I guess that will have to wait a few more days.
Here's the thing. I really do work with numerous handicapable people. They make up the majority of the population there. I like them. I don't like the stupid people working on both sides of me in the line deal. They are not mentally retarded; they are just fucking stupid. I hate goddamn stupid people telling me what to do. Fuck them.
And that's the word.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Carson Daly, NV
So here's the dill.
Man, I like Firefox.
I finally got through all of my emells. Feel free to emell me anytimes nah.
I was bored yesterday, so I decided to invite people to use Google Talk with me. I thought at the time that you wouldn't need Gmail to use it, but I was wrong. That's a good thing, because now all the people I invited can join Gmail. Go ahead and give yourselves a pat on the back.
I didn't go to bed two nights ago, because the seniors wanted me to come cook out with them in the Shelbyville Senior High School parking lot.
I went to bed later that day, after watching a program on Harry Houdini on The History Channel. Well, I also went to imdb.com to check up on Kingdom Hearts II voice actors and ended up drawing some lines between "Drawn Together" and Final Fantasy X.
I slept for only about five hours yesterday, and then I was tired. I went to Stefan's dad's house (if you can believe that happy crappy) to hang out with some people. Clinton the Coffey maker came over, and I went with him and his girlfriend to a place to get a drink (Pepsi). We came back and had a good time. Some guys wanted to see my penis because they had heard rumors that it wasn't really as big as people say it is. They believed it when they saw me pull it down to my knee.
I ended up leaving that bunch, because I was hungry. I had no money, and no one would buy me a taco if I were to have driven them to Taco Bell. I went home and had some noodles, meatloaf, pop-tarts things, some shit and some other people.
I read a little while I sat sat on the toilet, and then I warshed my face and went to bed. I would have taken a shower, but I had to get up rill early to call Elwood to talk about my job offer.
So I guess it was about four o' the clock when I got in my bed. I couldn't sleep, and I'm not sure if I ever did. I got up at 7:45 a.m. I watched some cartoons, and then gave the Elwoods a call at 8:05 a.m. I go in tomorrow for initiation or lubrication or whatever it is. It should be good. I'm going to be building transmissions for lawn mowers or some stupid shit. I'm pretty excited about that. I don't know what the word is on blogging about my job, but I hope it gets me fired.
So, after my phone call with the lady, I tried to sleep. I ended up playing Kingdom Hearts II while I was in bed. Then I tried to sleep again--didn't work. I sat up and made my dad make me some breakfast. Then I downloaded some things.
I had to stop my last download, because goddamn Limewire was slowing my shit down so much.
It got really windy awhiles back and made my room cold. The thunder caused Oreo to take shelter under my bed, where he resides to this day. But it's pretty nice out, I must say.
I tried reading a few minutes ago, but I only got a few pages in before I started shutting down.
The Da Vinci Code got some pretty terrible reviews. I'm thinking about not seeing it now. I don't like shitty movies based on good books. I like shitty movies, but I don't like them making a good book look bad. I don't think I've ever liked a Ron Howard film, but Dan Brown assured me this one would be good. I just don't know anymore. This was kinda neat (gay), though.
Well, I think I'm gonna start getting ready.
1. Get ready.
2. Lift.
3. Eat.
4. Shower.
5. Go to bed.
6. Get the fuck out of here.
Man, I like Firefox.
I finally got through all of my emells. Feel free to emell me anytimes nah.
I was bored yesterday, so I decided to invite people to use Google Talk with me. I thought at the time that you wouldn't need Gmail to use it, but I was wrong. That's a good thing, because now all the people I invited can join Gmail. Go ahead and give yourselves a pat on the back.
I didn't go to bed two nights ago, because the seniors wanted me to come cook out with them in the Shelbyville Senior High School parking lot.
I went to bed later that day, after watching a program on Harry Houdini on The History Channel. Well, I also went to imdb.com to check up on Kingdom Hearts II voice actors and ended up drawing some lines between "Drawn Together" and Final Fantasy X.
I slept for only about five hours yesterday, and then I was tired. I went to Stefan's dad's house (if you can believe that happy crappy) to hang out with some people. Clinton the Coffey maker came over, and I went with him and his girlfriend to a place to get a drink (Pepsi). We came back and had a good time. Some guys wanted to see my penis because they had heard rumors that it wasn't really as big as people say it is. They believed it when they saw me pull it down to my knee.
I ended up leaving that bunch, because I was hungry. I had no money, and no one would buy me a taco if I were to have driven them to Taco Bell. I went home and had some noodles, meatloaf, pop-tarts things, some shit and some other people.
I read a little while I sat sat on the toilet, and then I warshed my face and went to bed. I would have taken a shower, but I had to get up rill early to call Elwood to talk about my job offer.
So I guess it was about four o' the clock when I got in my bed. I couldn't sleep, and I'm not sure if I ever did. I got up at 7:45 a.m. I watched some cartoons, and then gave the Elwoods a call at 8:05 a.m. I go in tomorrow for initiation or lubrication or whatever it is. It should be good. I'm going to be building transmissions for lawn mowers or some stupid shit. I'm pretty excited about that. I don't know what the word is on blogging about my job, but I hope it gets me fired.
So, after my phone call with the lady, I tried to sleep. I ended up playing Kingdom Hearts II while I was in bed. Then I tried to sleep again--didn't work. I sat up and made my dad make me some breakfast. Then I downloaded some things.
I had to stop my last download, because goddamn Limewire was slowing my shit down so much.
It got really windy awhiles back and made my room cold. The thunder caused Oreo to take shelter under my bed, where he resides to this day. But it's pretty nice out, I must say.
I tried reading a few minutes ago, but I only got a few pages in before I started shutting down.
The Da Vinci Code got some pretty terrible reviews. I'm thinking about not seeing it now. I don't like shitty movies based on good books. I like shitty movies, but I don't like them making a good book look bad. I don't think I've ever liked a Ron Howard film, but Dan Brown assured me this one would be good. I just don't know anymore. This was kinda neat (gay), though.
Well, I think I'm gonna start getting ready.
1. Get ready.
2. Lift.
3. Eat.
4. Shower.
5. Go to bed.
6. Get the fuck out of here.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Suddenly Dyke
I decided today (yesterday) to remove all messengers (Yahoo!, MSN, Windows, AIM, and that's all I can think of) except for Google Talk from my computer. I also removed the SBC Yahoo! Explorer and Microsoft Internet Explorer to make way for Mozilla Firefox. I am excited about this for two reasons. I also removed my brother's and sister's accounts from my computer. I saved their files to my desktop should they ever ask for them. I uninstalled many silly games that I've never played, as well as my entire collection of pornography. I realized quite some time ago that I just don't have the time for these things.
Tonight has been nice so far, and that's about all I can say about that.
Start here. Then try this. You don't need this, but it's really neat. You do need this, but don't bother with any of that stuff, because you can get all that and more with this.
Now that you've seen how great google is, you can help with the struggle.
If you have and questions or comments, comments go here, and questions go here (diskreaderror@gmail.com).
I haven't had time to check my email today, goodbye.
Tonight has been nice so far, and that's about all I can say about that.
Start here. Then try this. You don't need this, but it's really neat. You do need this, but don't bother with any of that stuff, because you can get all that and more with this.
Now that you've seen how great google is, you can help with the struggle.
If you have and questions or comments, comments go here, and questions go here (diskreaderror@gmail.com).
I haven't had time to check my email today, goodbye.
Monday, May 15, 2006
Ten Things I Hate About 1,497 Unread Emails
Because that's how many I still have to go through.
Got through a little over a thousand today. I think I'll take a shower and read now.
You'll be getting some good picture stories soon.
Got through a little over a thousand today. I think I'll take a shower and read now.
You'll be getting some good picture stories soon.
Ten Things I Hate About Nick
2,591. That's the number of new emails in my inbox. I will now try to clean that shit up. If you've sent me an email in the past few months, I'll probably be seeing it today.
6,489. That's the number of emails in my spam folder. I'll probably be adding some today.
222 MB. That's 8% of my 2,724 MB limit.
Be back soon.
6,489. That's the number of emails in my spam folder. I'll probably be adding some today.
222 MB. That's 8% of my 2,724 MB limit.
Be back soon.
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
I'm Still Not Done
I've been meaning to run, but Ashley just doesn't seem to want to do it with me. I'm pretty lazy when I don't have anyone to push me, but I'm luckily going to at least be getting out of the house for awhile tomorrow night.
I'm getting fat.
I want to lose fat and gain weight.
Look at that trophy.
I'm getting fat.
I want to lose fat and gain weight.
Look at that trophy.
You will get bugs, because you're too lazy to shoo them off. And then you'll die.
Started reading Stephen King's Cell the other night. Very good. Coming right along. Don't believe in using subjects anymore.
I got rid of a bunch of shit just now. Pictures and whatnot. A little over 5gb freed up now. That means I should be adding a certain Morrowind section to my PC tomorrow.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a three-month-late Nick post to attend to.
I got rid of a bunch of shit just now. Pictures and whatnot. A little over 5gb freed up now. That means I should be adding a certain Morrowind section to my PC tomorrow.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a three-month-late Nick post to attend to.
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Saturday, May 06, 2006
Googol
David Vice is speaking about his book, "The Google Story" on Book TV on C-SPAN2 right about now. This guy is pretty much awesome. I've been a huge fan of Google for a few years now. I'm always going to Google Labs to see what's new for me to download and what I can play with, but this guy knows a lot, and I really wanna work for Google now. I'm going to have this book one way or another. My birthday is coming up in just over eleven months, so keep that in mind.
I spent a great deal of time at Stefan's yessirday. I had been playing Gran Turismo 2, and then I wrote a blog, and then Stefan called me and told me to come over. I ended up watching a special on Chris Farley on E! before going. When that was over, I decided to take my sister and some of her friends to her boyfriend (Cole)'s house. Then I went to pick up Adam Gaudin. I talked to them peoples, then Adam and I went to my house so I could return the trimmer to my dad and go potty.
Once at Stefan's, I talked to his dad, Goran, for just a little while, and then we met Jordan and shot around. MeLiSsAB 055 showed up and we all hung out. We went inside and watched a great deal of season six. People came and went during this period, and then I had to take Adam home. I went home and ate spaghetti. I got my you-know-what and went to Stefan's house to drink it. I shared some with this one chick. I can never remember her name. Then Stefan and I drank and smoked and ate and talked for hours and watched videos and talked to Audrey and then I went home hours later listening to Ignition. It is a short drive between our houses, but I wanted to listen to the CD a whole lot, so I drove around for awhile. I got home and read a chapter from V for Vendetta then I took a shower and went to bed with Gatorade in my belly and shit.
My brother woke me up a few times, because he likes to sleep with the phone. He also is on my computer 24/7. He likes pissing me off. Kill him for me. I am on my computer right now. He finally got up. So I eventually grabbed the phone, and put it in the hall.
I went back to sleep and got up at 2:30 p.m. I played Kingdom Hearts for a few hours and here I am, watching Boyz N the Hood. Goodbye.
Friday, May 05, 2006
Support Your Local On Hold
Here's the bulletin they posted on Myspace.
Hey guys, lets clear some things up. First off, the show at Occasions is canceled. Next, we still need plays on the Ernie Ball Battle of the Bands. We are in 9th out of all the bands signed up from Indiana! Thats good, but we still need more! All you gotta do is go to www.battleofthebands.com/onhold and listen to both songs all the way through once a day. Its that simple, and you could possibly get us on warped tour. It would mean so much to everyone of us, as a band, as musicians, and people. Thanks guys. We love you all!
Zip
So go ahead.
I'll even make a dill with you. If they make Warped, I'll post more blogs.
Hey guys, lets clear some things up. First off, the show at Occasions is canceled. Next, we still need plays on the Ernie Ball Battle of the Bands. We are in 9th out of all the bands signed up from Indiana! Thats good, but we still need more! All you gotta do is go to www.battleofthebands.com/onhold and listen to both songs all the way through once a day. Its that simple, and you could possibly get us on warped tour. It would mean so much to everyone of us, as a band, as musicians, and people. Thanks guys. We love you all!
Zip
So go ahead.
I'll even make a dill with you. If they make Warped, I'll post more blogs.
Homo One More 'gain
I come home yessirday. Got my TV hooked up. Hold on. Let me take a picture. No. Never mind. Fuck you. You wanna see it, you can come have a peek.
I'm in the middle of cleaning up my hard drive. This means I'll be quicker to do stuff.
Um.
I've got a paper to scan. I'll put the normal version up, so you can copy and paste it to all your friends. I want the actual paper in here so you kids can see the comments Kevin left me.
I'll also put my other paper on here. I won't be able to put the one I turned in on here, because I don't have it, and I won't be getting it back.
My brother is getting emoer and emoer every day. Yessirday, he broke things in my mother and father's room with a hockey stick. He wouldn't tell them what he broke, so I kept making comments about him breaking stuff with a hockey stick. My parents didn't like me doing that, because my brother might try to shave his wrists.
Milk smells like Oreo. I don't know why, but it's kinda gross.
I asked my brother what he broke when we were alone, and he told me he was throwing the volleyball around our room and hit the closet door.
I finished Prince Caspian last night. I was supposed to make an outline for Zach the other night, but I ended up nearly being raped at the lake in Rockville.
I had let Rachelle borrow some of my great DVDs I picked up. Somethin' like The Matrix. I was worried that she would lose something. She didn't. But she did let a girl she hates borrow one of the disks, and that girl lost it. Thank you, Rachel. Goodbye, "Family Guy" Volume One, Disk Four.
I think I'm gonna end it with that.
I'm in the middle of cleaning up my hard drive. This means I'll be quicker to do stuff.
Um.
I've got a paper to scan. I'll put the normal version up, so you can copy and paste it to all your friends. I want the actual paper in here so you kids can see the comments Kevin left me.
I'll also put my other paper on here. I won't be able to put the one I turned in on here, because I don't have it, and I won't be getting it back.
My brother is getting emoer and emoer every day. Yessirday, he broke things in my mother and father's room with a hockey stick. He wouldn't tell them what he broke, so I kept making comments about him breaking stuff with a hockey stick. My parents didn't like me doing that, because my brother might try to shave his wrists.
Milk smells like Oreo. I don't know why, but it's kinda gross.
I asked my brother what he broke when we were alone, and he told me he was throwing the volleyball around our room and hit the closet door.
I finished Prince Caspian last night. I was supposed to make an outline for Zach the other night, but I ended up nearly being raped at the lake in Rockville.
I had let Rachelle borrow some of my great DVDs I picked up. Somethin' like The Matrix. I was worried that she would lose something. She didn't. But she did let a girl she hates borrow one of the disks, and that girl lost it. Thank you, Rachel. Goodbye, "Family Guy" Volume One, Disk Four.
I think I'm gonna end it with that.
Saturday, April 29, 2006
UpTate
Haha. I'm very funny.
Started writing for rill this time.
Might start submitting things this summer.
I would like to say I will write in here more often, but I just don't want to.
I still hate Nick.
I don't really hate him. I just like pissing on him, I guess.
Now I've got some shit on my arm.
I'm working on a new blog project.
Coming soon (just like your mom).
I beat Kingdom Hearts 2 about a week ago. I think it took about 40 hours.
Need to clean up my hard drive so I can do things again.
Have a few movies and over a thousand pictures I could get rid of.
I think that would help.
I found a guy to produce and sign my friend with the piano.
That means I should be rich rill soon.
Though, now another guy in Chicago who doesn't even have a label wants to sign her.
I'll hopefully get a million dollars or so either way.
Grrr.
That's the sound a bear makes.
No.
Dog.
Bears say Roar.
No.
I think bears can say Grrr.
Link.
Did I say I'm writing?
I had a bunch of dreams last night.
Well, it was more like one dream with waking up every hour or so.
That's what my writing is based on.
This story.
I was an amazing dream.
I wish I could understand it better.
I hope I'll be able to figure it out by writing about it.
I'll write more soon.
I think.
I like writing.
I'm not writing from my computer right now.
I would probably blog more if I had a faster computer.
Hopefully I'll be able to get that shit off there and we'll be back in business.
I'm reading The Chronicles of Narnia and a couple other things right now. Very good.
I wish I could go back to high school English and show the teachers how they should really do it.
I am so much better than I was a couple months ago.
And I plan to keep getting better.
I'll probably evolve into a Raichu very soon.
Mark my words.
As long as I'm around, you're all in danger.
I still need to call Grandfather to wish him a happy birthday.
I'd just leave him a comment, but he won't give me his myspace link.
It was his birthday days ago.
I'll remember to call him one of these days.
I'm talking about Jim.
Not Robert.
Is it Robert?
I think that's right.
People called him Bud.
I don't know why.
My dad says they call him Bud Lite now.
I guess that's kind of a joke.
He's dead, you see.
And I guess that means he has fewer calories.
Makes sense to me.
I'm getting very fat.
When I put on weight, most of it goes to my head.
The rest is in my midsection.
Except for the 70 to 80 pounds of muscle.
That's all in my huge dick, big pussies.
I can't wait for Kingdom Hearts 3, because three Kingdom Hearts games just aren't enough.
This computer works much better than mine, but the keyboard has slut all over it.
I need to wash my hands.
Let me finish.
Who said you guys could order a pizza?
I had to pee a little while ago, but now I'm fine.
I just found out everyone's gay.
I thought that figure sounded a little high, but it's pretty accurate.
This is getting ridicalus.
Bye.
Started writing for rill this time.
Might start submitting things this summer.
I would like to say I will write in here more often, but I just don't want to.
I still hate Nick.
I don't really hate him. I just like pissing on him, I guess.
Now I've got some shit on my arm.
I'm working on a new blog project.
Coming soon (just like your mom).
I beat Kingdom Hearts 2 about a week ago. I think it took about 40 hours.
Need to clean up my hard drive so I can do things again.
Have a few movies and over a thousand pictures I could get rid of.
I think that would help.
I found a guy to produce and sign my friend with the piano.
That means I should be rich rill soon.
Though, now another guy in Chicago who doesn't even have a label wants to sign her.
I'll hopefully get a million dollars or so either way.
Grrr.
That's the sound a bear makes.
No.
Dog.
Bears say Roar.
No.
I think bears can say Grrr.
Link.
Did I say I'm writing?
I had a bunch of dreams last night.
Well, it was more like one dream with waking up every hour or so.
That's what my writing is based on.
This story.
I was an amazing dream.
I wish I could understand it better.
I hope I'll be able to figure it out by writing about it.
I'll write more soon.
I think.
I like writing.
I'm not writing from my computer right now.
I would probably blog more if I had a faster computer.
Hopefully I'll be able to get that shit off there and we'll be back in business.
I'm reading The Chronicles of Narnia and a couple other things right now. Very good.
I wish I could go back to high school English and show the teachers how they should really do it.
I am so much better than I was a couple months ago.
And I plan to keep getting better.
I'll probably evolve into a Raichu very soon.
Mark my words.
As long as I'm around, you're all in danger.
I still need to call Grandfather to wish him a happy birthday.
I'd just leave him a comment, but he won't give me his myspace link.
It was his birthday days ago.
I'll remember to call him one of these days.
I'm talking about Jim.
Not Robert.
Is it Robert?
I think that's right.
People called him Bud.
I don't know why.
My dad says they call him Bud Lite now.
I guess that's kind of a joke.
He's dead, you see.
And I guess that means he has fewer calories.
Makes sense to me.
I'm getting very fat.
When I put on weight, most of it goes to my head.
The rest is in my midsection.
Except for the 70 to 80 pounds of muscle.
That's all in my huge dick, big pussies.
I can't wait for Kingdom Hearts 3, because three Kingdom Hearts games just aren't enough.
This computer works much better than mine, but the keyboard has slut all over it.
I need to wash my hands.
Let me finish.
Who said you guys could order a pizza?
I had to pee a little while ago, but now I'm fine.
I just found out everyone's gay.
I thought that figure sounded a little high, but it's pretty accurate.
This is getting ridicalus.
Bye.
Saturday, April 22, 2006
"It's called check mate!"-Bread
Sometimes I get mentioned in the media, and it makes it easier for me to write a blog (something I'm terrible at keeping up on). I can simply link to the article and be done with it. Thank you, cancer.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Humor
Google pissed me off once by not publishing mylast blog. I managed to recover a fraction of the post. I was really pissed, but I refilled what I could.
About an hour later, I was further pissed off when I found that my first attempt to publish had worked, and Google had simply lied to me to piss me off. So, you now have two versions. I like the newer one better.
I'm leaving them both out in the open for everyone to see. I don't care. I hate you.
About an hour later, I was further pissed off when I found that my first attempt to publish had worked, and Google had simply lied to me to piss me off. So, you now have two versions. I like the newer one better.
I'm leaving them both out in the open for everyone to see. I don't care. I hate you.
"Brutally witty. . . .
So the picture upload thing would not work last night. I'll just do this and then try again.
Thousands have taken it.......let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if it's 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!
1. Have you even been drunk? No
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? I was fourteen the first time I got high on marijuana. I think I was fifteen the first time I drank.
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? Like on the phone?
4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? I've drunk speed-dialed.
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? Not really. Wait. Yes. My sister. And my mom. And dad. And brother.
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? Once. I came home after my first time. My mom followed me into my room, because I almost fell when I took my shoes off. And I tried to take my pants off so I could take a shower. I fell into my closet. And then I took a shower. Then I played drunken Gran Turismo 3. My dad asked me if I was alright, so I tried to keep still. Zach and Stefan told me to go straight to bed, but I didn't. I did all of this.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime? No. But I would like to some day.
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? Clinton Coffey. Friday night.
9. Ever forgot their name? Yeah. I knew what it was on the last question, but I can now no longer recall.
10. When was the last time you were drunk? Friday and Saturday
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? No. I wish. Yes.
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? I don't need alcohol. I need food and water.
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? Rubbing.
14. Favorite liquor: Rubber buns.
15. Favorite beer: Deer.
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk? It's the best.
17. Have you ever swam drunk? Yes. If I remember correctly. And I probably don't.
18. What kind of a drunk are you? Fun. I like to yell at people, touch boobies and fight people.
19. Is alcohol l
I am not filling this shit our again!!!! It was awesome, too!!! Fuck you, Google!!!!!
Okay. I'll try.
I may not want to think on some of these anymore, so I will just answer with "Fuck."
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? I never lie.
20. Favorite drinking partner(s): Dandelo.
21. Favorite bar: Fuck.
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? Fuck.
23. Have you ever puked from drinking? There are other things to consider.
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? I thought it was because Tamara was emo, but not that you mention it, thank you.
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? I tend to run and hit nick in the head. (Thaddaeus that one's for you)
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? All the time.
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? Kaitlyn and Ani.
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? Zach Tatlock.
29. Do you have a drunken nickname? Citizen Dildo.
30. Have you received a 'booty call"? Dad, Citizen Dildo won't come out of the closet.
31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie: The last scene in Vanilla Sky. I was so drunk, I cried.
33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know? I don't sleep.
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? My dad.
I will leave 35 as Krista Huffer has it, because she is right on the money.
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? someone getting really really sick (Nick lol) or someone getting in trouble
4rill. That's what she put. Ask her. Go on.
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress? Fuck.
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Dang, I Fuck. I didn't mean to backspace that far.
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? Fuck.
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? I don't date, I write.
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? Vanilla Coke.
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? A few. The Great Plains.
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? It's always good.
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? Fuck shoes.
44. What's your favorite drinking game? fuck the dealer (dealer)
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? just my spine
46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk? I broke my spine while fighting a guy.
47. Ever been drunk at a concert? Fuck.
48. Is this survey getting too long? It is this time, goddammit.
49. Are you ready for the last question? Does this answer your question?
50. Why do you drink? So I can urinate on Nick later.
Thousands have taken it.......let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if it's 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!
1. Have you even been drunk? No
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? I was fourteen the first time I got high on marijuana. I think I was fifteen the first time I drank.
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? Like on the phone?
4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? I've drunk speed-dialed.
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? Not really. Wait. Yes. My sister. And my mom. And dad. And brother.
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? Once. I came home after my first time. My mom followed me into my room, because I almost fell when I took my shoes off. And I tried to take my pants off so I could take a shower. I fell into my closet. And then I took a shower. Then I played drunken Gran Turismo 3. My dad asked me if I was alright, so I tried to keep still. Zach and Stefan told me to go straight to bed, but I didn't. I did all of this.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime? No. But I would like to some day.
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? Clinton Coffey. Friday night.
9. Ever forgot their name? Yeah. I knew what it was on the last question, but I can now no longer recall.
10. When was the last time you were drunk? Friday and Saturday
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? No. I wish. Yes.
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? I don't need alcohol. I need food and water.
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? Rubbing.
14. Favorite liquor: Rubber buns.
15. Favorite beer: Deer.
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk? It's the best.
17. Have you ever swam drunk? Yes. If I remember correctly. And I probably don't.
18. What kind of a drunk are you? Fun. I like to yell at people, touch boobies and fight people.
19. Is alcohol l
I am not filling this shit our again!!!! It was awesome, too!!! Fuck you, Google!!!!!
Okay. I'll try.
I may not want to think on some of these anymore, so I will just answer with "Fuck."
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? I never lie.
20. Favorite drinking partner(s): Dandelo.
21. Favorite bar: Fuck.
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? Fuck.
23. Have you ever puked from drinking? There are other things to consider.
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? I thought it was because Tamara was emo, but not that you mention it, thank you.
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? I tend to run and hit nick in the head. (Thaddaeus that one's for you)
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? All the time.
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? Kaitlyn and Ani.
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? Zach Tatlock.
29. Do you have a drunken nickname? Citizen Dildo.
30. Have you received a 'booty call"? Dad, Citizen Dildo won't come out of the closet.
31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie: The last scene in Vanilla Sky. I was so drunk, I cried.
33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know? I don't sleep.
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? My dad.
I will leave 35 as Krista Huffer has it, because she is right on the money.
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? someone getting really really sick (Nick lol) or someone getting in trouble
4rill. That's what she put. Ask her. Go on.
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress? Fuck.
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Dang, I Fuck. I didn't mean to backspace that far.
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? Fuck.
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? I don't date, I write.
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? Vanilla Coke.
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? A few. The Great Plains.
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? It's always good.
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? Fuck shoes.
44. What's your favorite drinking game? fuck the dealer (dealer)
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? just my spine
46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk? I broke my spine while fighting a guy.
47. Ever been drunk at a concert? Fuck.
48. Is this survey getting too long? It is this time, goddammit.
49. Are you ready for the last question? Does this answer your question?
50. Why do you drink? So I can urinate on Nick later.
"Brutally witty. . . .
So the picture upload thing would not work last night. I'll just do this and then try again.
Thousands have taken it.......let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if it's 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!
1. Have you even been drunk? No
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? I was fourteen the first time I got high on marijuana. I think I was fifteen the first time I drank.
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? Like on the phone?
4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? I've drunk speed-dialed.
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? Not really. Wait. Yes. My sister. And my mom. And dad. And brother.
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? Once. I came home after my first time. My mom followed me into my room, because I almost fell when I took my shoes off. And I tried to take my pants off so I could take a shower. I fell into my closet. And then I took a shower. Then I played drunken Gran Turismo 3. My dad asked me if I was alright, so I tried to keep still. Zach and Stefan told me to go straight to bed, but I didn't. I did all of this.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime? No. But I would like to some day.
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? Clinton Coffey. Friday night.
9. Ever forgot their name? Yeah. I knew what it was on the last question, but I can now no longer recall.
10. When was the last time you were drunk? Friday and Saturday
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? No. I wish. Yes.
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? I don't need alcohol. I need food and water.
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? Rubbing.
14. Favorite liquor: Rubber buns.
15. Favorite beer: Deer.
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk? It's the best.
17. Have you ever swam drunk? Yes. If I remember correctly. And I probably don't.
18. What kind of a drunk are you? Fun. I like to yell at people, touch boobies and fight people.
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? I never lie.
20. Favorite drinking partner(s): Dandelo.
21. Favorite bar: Alcohol: The Movie
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? Not while I was drunk.
23. Have you ever puked from drinking? There are other things to consider here.
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? YES!!! I'm so excited. I didn't realize it had anything to do with me drinking. I thought I was just sad that Tamara was emo.
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? Yes. I like to run and hit Nick in the head. (Thaddaeus that one's for you)
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? Yes!!!
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? Kaitlyn and Ani.
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? Zach Tatlock.
29. Do you have a drunken nickname? Citizen Dildo.
30. Have you received a 'booty call"? Dad, Citizen Dildo won't come out of the closet.
31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie: The end of Vanilla Sky, when I was drunk and I watched it, because it's good.
33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know? I don't sleep.
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? No. Well, my dad.
Allow me to leave Krista Huffer's answer to number 35, because she was absolutely right.
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? someone getting really really sick (Nick lol) or someone getting in trouble
That is seriously what Krista put. You can ask her yourself if you'd like.
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress? I don't date, I write.
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Dang, I need a drink"? No. I don't talk to myself. That would be totally gay.
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? Non.
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? What the fuck did I say?
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? Vanilla Coke
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? I've been drunk on The Great Plains.
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? I'd like to think so.
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? No. Fuck shoes.
44. What's your favorite drinking game? fuck the dealer (when i'm the dealer)
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? GOD YES!!!
46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk? My spine.
47. Ever been drunk at a concert? No.
48. Is this survey getting too long? It's always been too long.
49. Are you ready for the last question? Humor.
50. Why do you drink? So I could take this survey.
Thousands have taken it.......let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if it's 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!
1. Have you even been drunk? No
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? I was fourteen the first time I got high on marijuana. I think I was fifteen the first time I drank.
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? Like on the phone?
4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? I've drunk speed-dialed.
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? Not really. Wait. Yes. My sister. And my mom. And dad. And brother.
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? Once. I came home after my first time. My mom followed me into my room, because I almost fell when I took my shoes off. And I tried to take my pants off so I could take a shower. I fell into my closet. And then I took a shower. Then I played drunken Gran Turismo 3. My dad asked me if I was alright, so I tried to keep still. Zach and Stefan told me to go straight to bed, but I didn't. I did all of this.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime? No. But I would like to some day.
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? Clinton Coffey. Friday night.
9. Ever forgot their name? Yeah. I knew what it was on the last question, but I can now no longer recall.
10. When was the last time you were drunk? Friday and Saturday
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? No. I wish. Yes.
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? I don't need alcohol. I need food and water.
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? Rubbing.
14. Favorite liquor: Rubber buns.
15. Favorite beer: Deer.
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk? It's the best.
17. Have you ever swam drunk? Yes. If I remember correctly. And I probably don't.
18. What kind of a drunk are you? Fun. I like to yell at people, touch boobies and fight people.
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? I never lie.
20. Favorite drinking partner(s): Dandelo.
21. Favorite bar: Alcohol: The Movie
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? Not while I was drunk.
23. Have you ever puked from drinking? There are other things to consider here.
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? YES!!! I'm so excited. I didn't realize it had anything to do with me drinking. I thought I was just sad that Tamara was emo.
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? Yes. I like to run and hit Nick in the head. (Thaddaeus that one's for you)
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? Yes!!!
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? Kaitlyn and Ani.
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? Zach Tatlock.
29. Do you have a drunken nickname? Citizen Dildo.
30. Have you received a 'booty call"? Dad, Citizen Dildo won't come out of the closet.
31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie: The end of Vanilla Sky, when I was drunk and I watched it, because it's good.
33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know? I don't sleep.
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? No. Well, my dad.
Allow me to leave Krista Huffer's answer to number 35, because she was absolutely right.
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? someone getting really really sick (Nick lol) or someone getting in trouble
That is seriously what Krista put. You can ask her yourself if you'd like.
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress? I don't date, I write.
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Dang, I need a drink"? No. I don't talk to myself. That would be totally gay.
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? Non.
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? What the fuck did I say?
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? Vanilla Coke
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? I've been drunk on The Great Plains.
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? I'd like to think so.
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? No. Fuck shoes.
44. What's your favorite drinking game? fuck the dealer (when i'm the dealer)
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? GOD YES!!!
46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk? My spine.
47. Ever been drunk at a concert? No.
48. Is this survey getting too long? It's always been too long.
49. Are you ready for the last question? Humor.
50. Why do you drink? So I could take this survey.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Hahaaaa, this survey is strong boy. Thank you, goddammit.
Name:: Blere
Age:: Fitteen
Gender:: Mell
Height:: Phi sump'n
Weight:: $
Ring size:: About ten inches.
Pants size:: Most pants are too small in the penis area.
Shirt size:: Small
Shoe size:: 13-14
Piercings:: Martinings
Tattoos:: Mattoons
Hair color:: Dark One Lite
Hair length:: Let's just say if I was one of those guys, I wouldn't need to cut my hair.
Eye color:: White
Zodiac sign:: Librarian
Chinese zodiac sign:: Oxford
Body type/size:: Large/obese
Birthday:: October Sky
Birthplace:: Shelbyville, IN
Place now:: Bloomingdale, IN
Race/ethnicity:: Caucasian - German/Irish/Fetish
School and grade/year:: Native Americana University, sophomonehreome
Natural hair color:: Charlie Brown
GPA:: 3.14
Blood type:: Homomo, I forget
Hobbies:: Sleeping, music, Internet, movies, drinking, smoking, partying, chilling, let's make sure internet is capitalized
I.Q.:: I.Qu.
Do you excercise:: If walking around campus counts, then yes. If not, yes.
Are you healthy:: Sometimes...he touches me in my pants.
Fun?:: ions
Serious?:: No, it's a fake knife.
Sarcastic?:: more plastic
Funny?:: People laugh at me, but I would like a normal banana later, so yeah.
Cute?:: ip
Pretty?:: Much
Good-looking?:: Relativity
Beautiful?:: I wouldn't say so. No, but a few do
Optimistic?:: Lions
Smart?:: yar
Opinionated?:: Yes. We should s
Outgoing?:: .
Shy?:: With people I don't know how to kill.
Unique?:: Am I unique?
Sweet?:: Salty
Hyper?:: Haha, no
Talkative?:: I don't like it when people talk about nothing.
Creative?:: These bites were made for poppin.
Imaginative?:: myHummp
Gloomy?:: gloomy
Happy?:: sometimes
Depressed?:: Occasionally
Silly?:: Don't be stupid.
Loud?:: Do I look like a dumb bitch to you?
Quiet?:: Yeah
Dependant?:: defendant
Loyal?:: to the king
Truthful?:: to my god too
Clever?:: ceven
Confident?:: this movie is stupid
Annoying?:: i wish i was watching something else
Artistic?:: sidekick
Musical?:: Heavens no, Hell yeah
Poetic?:: more than you can guess
Charming?:: Not around redheads
Wise?:: always
Special?:: K
Magical?:: testicles of a newt
Sensitive?:: Yes
Lustful?:: Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I am very shiny.
Sexy?:: Beating my kids.
Horny?:: Um? Mom...
Loving?:: Yessss
Lazy?:: Haha yes
Stylish?:: I am me. I think.
Normal?:: not at all
Goofy?:: Yep
Brave?:: I don't know. Put 'em up! Put 'em uuup!
[Section 2 - This or that about you]
Righty/lefty/either:: I use my left hand when the right gets tired.
Glasses/contacts/none:: My glasses were behind the toilet the last time I was them. Contact.
Punk/goth/prep/thug/??:: All and none of the above.
Innie/outie:: It depends on if I'm having sex with a guy or a girl.
Tan/pale/average/??:: Gone where, outer space?
Freckles/none/huge dick:: none
[Section 3 - Family]
Mom's name:: Linda
Dad's name:: David
Siblings/their names/their ages:: Blair-1791
Dead family members:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Do you live with your siblings?:: Chris
Parents married/divorced/neither?:: that's morbid
Parents together/separated/dating/none?:: Dating
Do you have any stepparents?:: my medication
Ex-stepparents?:: my mom
Do you have any children of your own?:: i have other people's children
If so, what are their names and ages?:: i'll never tell
If not, do you want any?:: Never/Again
[Section 4 - Favorites]
Color:: Pink
Food:: Mac & cheese or beating my kids
Drink:: Diet Sprite
Candy:: Mr. Goodbar bites... mmmitch.
Flavor:: pizza
Movie:: You've Got Nothing
Band:: Bad Religion, The Offspring, Millencolin, Lagwagon, Fall Out Boy, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Full House
Game:: Final Fantasy IX, Legend of Zelda, Tom Spalding
Element:: Elephant
Music type:: Indie Anna Jones
Actor:: Vince Price
Actress:: Eliza Dushkukuku
Month:: Weekend
Season:: Spring
Holiday:: Summer
Shampoo/conditioner:: John Travolta's Black Brunette
Song:: Movie
Number Number Number:: One One One
Phrase:: "Fuck shoes/me, holla"
Letter:Word::Crazy:Dead
Magazine:: Electromagnetic Gothic Morbid
Restaurant:: Taco Bell
Sport:: Punching Kaitlyn in the face
Animal:: Puppy
Language:: I wish I spoke Italian.
Girl's name:: Blair
Boy's name:: I believe it's Haydn
Flower:: Wiggler
Country:: Gulf of Mexico
Weather:: Sunny, slight breeze, 98 degrees
Person:: Blair Kteve. Juuuuuust fuck around.
[Section 5 - Nothing]
Sexual orientation:: Aaron Blain
Are you a virgin?:: Sometimes. Not in the winter.
Do you like to have nothing?:: That's all a good Christian soldier like myself needs.
Do you like to have oral communication?:: Dido
Do you like to have anal nothing?:: No, but I do enjoy anal sex.
Do you like to give more or get more?:: I get more than I take.
Do you usually give more or get more?:: In terms of calories, yes.
Does size matter?:: Well, I don't want to come between you.
Do you like to kiss?:: It's fine.
French kiss?:: Never done it.
Make out?:: French kiss
Favorite position:: James LaChance
Are you more dominant?:: I suppose
Or more submissive?:: I suppose (i did not even see this one coming)
Do you look at porn?:: Who has time (for anything else)?
Do you masturbate?:: Absolutely not.
[Section 6 - Fiends]
Would you consider yourself a good friend?: It depends which me you want.
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:: One good fuck and a few supporters.
Who is your best friend?:: Michael, Mom
Do you have a lot of friends?:: Too many to count in one round
How many good friends would you say you have?:: 20 or so
Are you a good friend?:: I hate my life
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:: They've told me to get out of their closet.
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:: Ani has, but she's a stupid bitch.
Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?:: Christian
Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?:: Not all of them
Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?:: Haha, yeah.
Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?:: It happens a lot.
Do you ever get tired of your friends?:: I have scars.
Do you like to make new friends?:: Yar
Do you talk a lot?:: I can if someone has red hair.
Are you nervous when you talk to people?:: A little, if I don't know them very well
Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?:: Ani. But it's only so I can turn around and hurt her feelings later on.
Do you ever lie about who your friends are?:: I sometimes lie about being friends with The Sand Lot.
Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?:: As if I don't look too good the way it is.
[Section 7 - Love]
Do you believe in love?:: I believe in fantasy...
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Final Fantasy
What is love?:: IX
Have you ever been in love?:: If by love, you mean quicksand.
Are you now?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Have you ever told someone you loved them?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Are you married/divorced/neither?:: I'm married to my work.
Are you with someone/single/dating/none?:: I'm with Josh Lee. I believe I'm single, but I sometimes wonder if there is someone else in here. I use my datebook a lot. Some.
Do you believe in soulmates?:: Soul Caliber
Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?:: I already have. She's black.
Different ethnicity?:: Absolutely not.
Same gender?:: That would be simply hilarious.
Different political views?:: I wouldn't mind an arguement every now and then.
Do you love certain material possesions?:: Yes, the ones with emotional value city
Certain hobbies?:: I really like kicking and throwing things and playing golf in the house at my parents' area, breaking shit and watching my mom clean it up.
Your friends?:: Not really.
Your family?:: Oreo.
Yourself?:: At times.
Do you have a crush?:: A one.
Do you date people just because of how they look?:: I don't date people for anything.
Do you care how people look?:: I don't like it when people look at me. Unless I'm yelling at someone. Then it's fine.
Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?:: If they were hot
Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?:: If I wanted to get them in my basement.
Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?:: I love that kind.
Would you date someone for their money?: Yeah.
Would you use someone?:: I think that's illegal
Have you used someone?:: I plead the fifth.
Have you dated someone just for their money?:: Yeah. My dad.
Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-looking: I believe it's pronounced "wasn't."
Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?:: Yeah. That's the last time I ever date my asshole.
Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?:: I'm getting tired of these questions.
Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?:: Moby what?!
Have you?:: What? Have I what?
Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?:: Maybe to be funny. I think I would like an internet GF. Haha. You know.
Have you?:: I'm not gay.
[Section 8 - Politics and such]
Are you a democrat?:: No.
Or a republican?:: No.
Or independent?:: No.
How do you feel about abortion?:: Pro-choice
Gay marriage?:: Pro
Smoking?:: Pro
Marijuana?:: Pro
Drugs?:: Depends
Illegal immigrants?:: No
Premarital sex?:: Yeah.
Porn?:: No
Alcohol?:: Pro
Racism?:: No
Whores/prostitution?:: No
Cloning?:: No
Suicide?:: Yes
Death penalty?:: Yes
Religion in government?:: No
Our president?:: Hell no
Downloading music?:: Yes
Burning CDs?:: Burning toast.
Animal testing?:: No
School uniforms?:: Sure
One nation, under God?:: No.
[Section 9 - Religious beliefs]
What religion do you practice?:: Nature.
Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?:: I've never really been involved in anything.
Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?:: Scary.
What religion are your parents?:: Testiclehead.
Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?:: My mom seems to think, because I'm her son, I'm her.
Do they know what religion you practice?:: My mom realizes I'm not a Christian every once in a while, and gets upset about it, and then goes on pretending I am again.
Are you open about your beliefs?:: Yes
Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?:: I fucking hate that.
Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?:: These questions are bringing up bad memories.
One God?:: What?
Does God(s) have a gender?:: Does Gods know where is at?
Male/female/neither?:: Who the fuck cares?
No God?:: No God?! No food! I'm fucking hungry!
Heaven/Hell?:: Heaven
Jesus?:: Maybe
Angels/demons?:: Angels
Spirits?:: These questions are just silly.
Ghosts?:: No.
Miracles?:: Maybe.
Aliens?:: Yeah.
Love?:: No
Fate?:: Lot.
Horoscopes?:: Start Here
Astrology?:: Asstrology
Luck?:: I can't be funny all the time.
Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?:: Humans are animals.
Night and day differ for a religious reason?:: Haha. Yeah. It's because God likes it when his toothbrush glows in the dark.
Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?:: If they are of a fat ethnicity.
Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?:: Maybe. No.
Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?::
Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?:: Other
Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?:: Did Russell write these up? I'm on to you, Mr. Russell.
Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?:: I believe everyone is right. The problem is that there are too many idiots.
Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?:: I doubt your religious beliefs, Russell.
Do you believe in yourself?:: Depends.
Are you open to other religions?:: Not really.
Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?:: Somewhat.
Do you think everyone should practice your religion?:: They should think for themselves.
Are you interested in learning about other religions?:: Yar.
[Section 10 - Animals]
Do you have any pets?:: Yes
If so what are they? If not, do you want any?:: A dog, Oreo. A bitch, Ashley Megan. And one cunt, Daddy.
What kind of pet would you like to have?:: A homosexual.
What is your favorite color on animals?:: White. Blond hair, blue eyes.
Do you believe people should keep pets?:: As to eating them?
Do you enjoy animals?:: I enjoy eating them.
Do you like taking care of animals?:: Dolphins (when they get caught in those silly nets).
Do you animals keep you company?:: Maybe. Do you?
Do you kill animals?:: I touch animals in their pants.
Do you hunt?:: No.
Do you hate animals?:: Yes!
Do you like small/big/all/no animals?:: I like small animals a lot more than I am going to fuck her.
Do you think animals are treated poorly?: She kicked my dog.
Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?:: I wish I could change the way people act towards pirates.
[Section 11 - This or that]
Big/small:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Cat/dog:: Catdog
Black/white:: White
Coffee/tea:: Coffee
Pepsi/coke:: Coke (Dell)
Soda/other:: Other Soda
Wine/beer:: Pills
Pope/none:: Pulp
Scary/comedy:: They both make me laugh and kill people.
Books/magazines:: Books
Noise/silence:: The noise of my tommy gun; the silence of a thousand dead horses.
Winter/summer:: Summer
Autumn/spring:: Autumn
Summer/spring:: Spring
Winter/autumn:: Autumn
Night/day:: Day
Hugs/kisses:: Hugs
Life/death:: Life
TV/movie:: Movie
TV/book:: Book
Fruits/vegetables:: Vegetables
Meat/vegetables:: Vegetables
Cigarettes/alcohol:: They go together
Cold/hot:: Cold
Normal/different:: Different
Male/female:: That's stupid
School/none:: School
Red/blue:: Red-blue
Smart/fun:: Fart/smun
Love/hate:: Love
Salt/sugar:: Salt
Chocolate/vanilla:: Chocolate
Evil/good:: Good
Clean/dirty:: Clean
Angel/demon:: Angel
Sunrise/sunset:: Sunrise
Punk/goth:: Punk
Punk/prep:: Punk
Goth/prep:: Prep
Truth/lies:: Truthiness
Citrus/tasteless:: Tasteless
Cake/cookies:: Cookies
Sun/moon:: Moon
Rain/snow:: Rain
Piercings/none:: long hair
Short/long hair:: piercings
Brand name/couldn't care less::
Pool/ocean:: Pool
Penis/pencil::
Sports/wet pussy:: Sports
Wet/dry:: Wet pussy
Math/shower:: Math
Microsoft Worksorks/glowsticks:: Fireworks
Lick/bite:: I like to bite big pussies and lick sangwiches.
Naked/clothed:: concrete/union workers
Intercourse/phone:: phone
[Section 12 - Education]
Do you go to school?:: Dogs pee on brick walls?
Have you gone to school?:: HH
What's your level of education?:: Very Easy, Five Stock
Do you like school?:: I like wet pussy
Learning?:: to love again
Have you ever been homeschooled?:: It felt like home.
Would you rather be homeschooled or homesextial?:: Haha
Would you rather go to public or private school?:: It would be neat to go to a school for the blind.
Have you ever skipped school?:: I've left class by popular demand.
Faked sickness to get out of school?:: I was afraid of Mrs. Jackson.
Been suspended from the beam?:: Seventeen
Expelled?:: Gas
In detention?:: Only slightly
What's your favorite subject?:: Exploring
Least favorite?:: Rules
Your schedule, block/periods/neither?:: K
What are your grades generally like?:: Beeeeee good.
Do you have many classes with your friends?:: I have friends in my head.
What classes do you want to take?:: Racially Segregated
[Section 13 - What makes you]
Happy?:: Time, Dancing, Acting
Sad?:: The Future
Laugh?:: Me, fat people with retarded looks on they face
Dance?:: Huge dicks
Sing?:: Boko Baba
Horny?:: WWE Wrestling, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage
Scared?:: Death, People, The Future
Look good?:: have a huge dick
Feel good?:: Being asleep
Feel bad?:: Not being asleep
Cry?:: Watching Vanilla Sky when I'm drunk.
Jealous?:: Fiction
Envious?:: Dead people
Scream?:: Almost running into some chick at Warped.
Angry?:: My mom, people leaving, people leaving all the time
Smile?:: V
Flush?:: Going potty or BM.
Sleepy?:: Working out
Excited?:: The future
Nervous?:: People I don't know.
Hungry?:: People I am about to kill.
Thirsty?:: Hot pussies
Feel lonely?:: Knowing I'm alone. Period.
Sick?:: Not sleeping
Mean?:: Lack of sleep + people + stupid people
Want a hug?:: gs
Want a kiss?:: I don't have a mouf.
Bored?:: Mmph mmmm m uuuuuuu.
Crazy?:: Thinking. Change. Stupidity.
Feel strong?:: Beating the shit out of Nick Allen.
Feel important?:: Looking at everyone else
Quit?:: Running out of continues.
[Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are]
Friends:: 10
Music:: 10
Love:: 10
Happiness:: 0
People:: 0
Silence:: Sideways 8
Animals:: 10
Education:: ???
Religion:: 10
Life:: 0
Medication:: 0
Food:: 10
Sleep:: 110%
Health:: 0
Wealth:: -0
Nature:: 10
Shopping:: 0
Fun:: 10
Comfort:: 0
Water:: 10
Sex:: Sex
Clothes:: No clothes.
Alcohol:: Rubbing (wet pussy) alcohol
Cigarettes:: No clothes.
Computer:: 10 \Phone:: Wet/dry:: wet pussy
[Section 15 - Have you ever]
Went skinny dipping?:: Gone fat dipping (that means I fucked a fat guy)
Done drugs?:: No, but I fucked a fat guy.
Drank alcohol?:: No, but I have a huge dick.
Played strip poker?:: No, but I'd like to.
Climbed a tree?:: I wore the drapes.
Fallen from a tree?:: I scraped me knee.
Bungee jumped?:: I huwt my finga.
Been to Disneyland/world?:: Yes. (Haha! I lied!)
Been stung by a bee?:: Yar.
Pierced yourself?:: I pierced my other self.
Sky dived?:: No, but I've played strip poker.
Rolled your tongue?:: I can roll my huge dick.
Made a clover with it?:: Oh yeah.
Skiied?:: On the water.
Run into a wall?:: You know it.
Been on an airplane?:: I don't believe so.
On a train?:: Life is good.
Fainted?:: That's a made-up word, Jim.
Thrown up on purpose?:: No. Alcohol fixes what the doctors can't.
Eaten an insect?:: Not my fault.
[Section 16 - Misc.]
What color are your socks today?:: Yellow. I went potty on them.
Is that your monkey over there sneezing?:: Racist!
Do you own a spotted umbrella?:: I own a spotted nigger.
Do you like sporks?:: Yes, football.
What about chopsticks?:: Yes, hl
How many fingers do you have?:: Counting my penis, one.
Do you have any stiches?:: I give stiches; not get.
If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?:: A rock in a stream. Far away from the reach of people.
Is your mushroom broken?:: I'm afraid so.
Do you abuse/starve your sims?:: At first I thought it said anus. It doesn't; it says sims.
How many candles do you own?:: Counting my huge dick, all of them.
Do you wear scarves?:: If someone else puts them on me.
Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?:: I'd probably be sent to tell you I killed him.
Are the bunnies pink?:: Their wet pussies are.
What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green Green
What do you think about make-up?:: It's ridiculous.
Random word that starts with Q:: Qu's Marsh
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:: The past.
Do you like to be naked?:: There's nothing like it. I wish I could get the police to understand that.
My life has never been a bed a roses:: It would be really weird if has.
Munchy munchy have a taco for:: rill.
Yes that comes in:: my mouf.
I got:: here late.
Baby, life is like a ride on a:: mirrored track.
What is life?:: A chance to wonder what life is.
Age:: Fitteen
Gender:: Mell
Height:: Phi sump'n
Weight:: $
Ring size:: About ten inches.
Pants size:: Most pants are too small in the penis area.
Shirt size:: Small
Shoe size:: 13-14
Piercings:: Martinings
Tattoos:: Mattoons
Hair color:: Dark One Lite
Hair length:: Let's just say if I was one of those guys, I wouldn't need to cut my hair.
Eye color:: White
Zodiac sign:: Librarian
Chinese zodiac sign:: Oxford
Body type/size:: Large/obese
Birthday:: October Sky
Birthplace:: Shelbyville, IN
Place now:: Bloomingdale, IN
Race/ethnicity:: Caucasian - German/Irish/Fetish
School and grade/year:: Native Americana University, sophomonehreome
Natural hair color:: Charlie Brown
GPA:: 3.14
Blood type:: Homomo, I forget
Hobbies:: Sleeping, music, Internet, movies, drinking, smoking, partying, chilling, let's make sure internet is capitalized
I.Q.:: I.Qu.
Do you excercise:: If walking around campus counts, then yes. If not, yes.
Are you healthy:: Sometimes...he touches me in my pants.
Fun?:: ions
Serious?:: No, it's a fake knife.
Sarcastic?:: more plastic
Funny?:: People laugh at me, but I would like a normal banana later, so yeah.
Cute?:: ip
Pretty?:: Much
Good-looking?:: Relativity
Beautiful?:: I wouldn't say so. No, but a few do
Optimistic?:: Lions
Smart?:: yar
Opinionated?:: Yes. We should s
Outgoing?:: .
Shy?:: With people I don't know how to kill.
Unique?:: Am I unique?
Sweet?:: Salty
Hyper?:: Haha, no
Talkative?:: I don't like it when people talk about nothing.
Creative?:: These bites were made for poppin.
Imaginative?:: myHummp
Gloomy?:: gloomy
Happy?:: sometimes
Depressed?:: Occasionally
Silly?:: Don't be stupid.
Loud?:: Do I look like a dumb bitch to you?
Quiet?:: Yeah
Dependant?:: defendant
Loyal?:: to the king
Truthful?:: to my god too
Clever?:: ceven
Confident?:: this movie is stupid
Annoying?:: i wish i was watching something else
Artistic?:: sidekick
Musical?:: Heavens no, Hell yeah
Poetic?:: more than you can guess
Charming?:: Not around redheads
Wise?:: always
Special?:: K
Magical?:: testicles of a newt
Sensitive?:: Yes
Lustful?:: Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I am very shiny.
Sexy?:: Beating my kids.
Horny?:: Um? Mom...
Loving?:: Yessss
Lazy?:: Haha yes
Stylish?:: I am me. I think.
Normal?:: not at all
Goofy?:: Yep
Brave?:: I don't know. Put 'em up! Put 'em uuup!
[Section 2 - This or that about you]
Righty/lefty/either:: I use my left hand when the right gets tired.
Glasses/contacts/none:: My glasses were behind the toilet the last time I was them. Contact.
Punk/goth/prep/thug/??:: All and none of the above.
Innie/outie:: It depends on if I'm having sex with a guy or a girl.
Tan/pale/average/??:: Gone where, outer space?
Freckles/none/huge dick:: none
[Section 3 - Family]
Mom's name:: Linda
Dad's name:: David
Siblings/their names/their ages:: Blair-1791
Dead family members:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Do you live with your siblings?:: Chris
Parents married/divorced/neither?:: that's morbid
Parents together/separated/dating/none?:: Dating
Do you have any stepparents?:: my medication
Ex-stepparents?:: my mom
Do you have any children of your own?:: i have other people's children
If so, what are their names and ages?:: i'll never tell
If not, do you want any?:: Never/Again
[Section 4 - Favorites]
Color:: Pink
Food:: Mac & cheese or beating my kids
Drink:: Diet Sprite
Candy:: Mr. Goodbar bites... mmmitch.
Flavor:: pizza
Movie:: You've Got Nothing
Band:: Bad Religion, The Offspring, Millencolin, Lagwagon, Fall Out Boy, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Full House
Game:: Final Fantasy IX, Legend of Zelda, Tom Spalding
Element:: Elephant
Music type:: Indie Anna Jones
Actor:: Vince Price
Actress:: Eliza Dushkukuku
Month:: Weekend
Season:: Spring
Holiday:: Summer
Shampoo/conditioner:: John Travolta's Black Brunette
Song:: Movie
Number Number Number:: One One One
Phrase:: "Fuck shoes/me, holla"
Letter:Word::Crazy:Dead
Magazine:: Electromagnetic Gothic Morbid
Restaurant:: Taco Bell
Sport:: Punching Kaitlyn in the face
Animal:: Puppy
Language:: I wish I spoke Italian.
Girl's name:: Blair
Boy's name:: I believe it's Haydn
Flower:: Wiggler
Country:: Gulf of Mexico
Weather:: Sunny, slight breeze, 98 degrees
Person:: Blair Kteve. Juuuuuust fuck around.
[Section 5 - Nothing]
Sexual orientation:: Aaron Blain
Are you a virgin?:: Sometimes. Not in the winter.
Do you like to have nothing?:: That's all a good Christian soldier like myself needs.
Do you like to have oral communication?:: Dido
Do you like to have anal nothing?:: No, but I do enjoy anal sex.
Do you like to give more or get more?:: I get more than I take.
Do you usually give more or get more?:: In terms of calories, yes.
Does size matter?:: Well, I don't want to come between you.
Do you like to kiss?:: It's fine.
French kiss?:: Never done it.
Make out?:: French kiss
Favorite position:: James LaChance
Are you more dominant?:: I suppose
Or more submissive?:: I suppose (i did not even see this one coming)
Do you look at porn?:: Who has time (for anything else)?
Do you masturbate?:: Absolutely not.
[Section 6 - Fiends]
Would you consider yourself a good friend?: It depends which me you want.
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:: One good fuck and a few supporters.
Who is your best friend?:: Michael, Mom
Do you have a lot of friends?:: Too many to count in one round
How many good friends would you say you have?:: 20 or so
Are you a good friend?:: I hate my life
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:: They've told me to get out of their closet.
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:: Ani has, but she's a stupid bitch.
Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?:: Christian
Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?:: Not all of them
Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?:: Haha, yeah.
Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?:: It happens a lot.
Do you ever get tired of your friends?:: I have scars.
Do you like to make new friends?:: Yar
Do you talk a lot?:: I can if someone has red hair.
Are you nervous when you talk to people?:: A little, if I don't know them very well
Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?:: Ani. But it's only so I can turn around and hurt her feelings later on.
Do you ever lie about who your friends are?:: I sometimes lie about being friends with The Sand Lot.
Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?:: As if I don't look too good the way it is.
[Section 7 - Love]
Do you believe in love?:: I believe in fantasy...
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Final Fantasy
What is love?:: IX
Have you ever been in love?:: If by love, you mean quicksand.
Are you now?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Have you ever told someone you loved them?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you?:: Haha. That would be weird. Yes.
Are you married/divorced/neither?:: I'm married to my work.
Are you with someone/single/dating/none?:: I'm with Josh Lee. I believe I'm single, but I sometimes wonder if there is someone else in here. I use my datebook a lot. Some.
Do you believe in soulmates?:: Soul Caliber
Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?:: I already have. She's black.
Different ethnicity?:: Absolutely not.
Same gender?:: That would be simply hilarious.
Different political views?:: I wouldn't mind an arguement every now and then.
Do you love certain material possesions?:: Yes, the ones with emotional value city
Certain hobbies?:: I really like kicking and throwing things and playing golf in the house at my parents' area, breaking shit and watching my mom clean it up.
Your friends?:: Not really.
Your family?:: Oreo.
Yourself?:: At times.
Do you have a crush?:: A one.
Do you date people just because of how they look?:: I don't date people for anything.
Do you care how people look?:: I don't like it when people look at me. Unless I'm yelling at someone. Then it's fine.
Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?:: If they were hot
Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?:: If I wanted to get them in my basement.
Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?:: I love that kind.
Would you date someone for their money?: Yeah.
Would you use someone?:: I think that's illegal
Have you used someone?:: I plead the fifth.
Have you dated someone just for their money?:: Yeah. My dad.
Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-looking: I believe it's pronounced "wasn't."
Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?:: Yeah. That's the last time I ever date my asshole.
Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?:: I'm getting tired of these questions.
Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?:: Moby what?!
Have you?:: What? Have I what?
Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?:: Maybe to be funny. I think I would like an internet GF. Haha. You know.
Have you?:: I'm not gay.
[Section 8 - Politics and such]
Are you a democrat?:: No.
Or a republican?:: No.
Or independent?:: No.
How do you feel about abortion?:: Pro-choice
Gay marriage?:: Pro
Smoking?:: Pro
Marijuana?:: Pro
Drugs?:: Depends
Illegal immigrants?:: No
Premarital sex?:: Yeah.
Porn?:: No
Alcohol?:: Pro
Racism?:: No
Whores/prostitution?:: No
Cloning?:: No
Suicide?:: Yes
Death penalty?:: Yes
Religion in government?:: No
Our president?:: Hell no
Downloading music?:: Yes
Burning CDs?:: Burning toast.
Animal testing?:: No
School uniforms?:: Sure
One nation, under God?:: No.
[Section 9 - Religious beliefs]
What religion do you practice?:: Nature.
Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?:: I've never really been involved in anything.
Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?:: Yes. And I hate them for it.
Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?:: Scary.
What religion are your parents?:: Testiclehead.
Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?:: My mom seems to think, because I'm her son, I'm her.
Do they know what religion you practice?:: My mom realizes I'm not a Christian every once in a while, and gets upset about it, and then goes on pretending I am again.
Are you open about your beliefs?:: Yes
Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?:: I fucking hate that.
Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?:: These questions are bringing up bad memories.
One God?:: What?
Does God(s) have a gender?:: Does Gods know where is at?
Male/female/neither?:: Who the fuck cares?
No God?:: No God?! No food! I'm fucking hungry!
Heaven/Hell?:: Heaven
Jesus?:: Maybe
Angels/demons?:: Angels
Spirits?:: These questions are just silly.
Ghosts?:: No.
Miracles?:: Maybe.
Aliens?:: Yeah.
Love?:: No
Fate?:: Lot.
Horoscopes?:: Start Here
Astrology?:: Asstrology
Luck?:: I can't be funny all the time.
Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?:: Humans are animals.
Night and day differ for a religious reason?:: Haha. Yeah. It's because God likes it when his toothbrush glows in the dark.
Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?:: If they are of a fat ethnicity.
Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?:: Maybe. No.
Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?::
Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?:: Other
Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?:: Did Russell write these up? I'm on to you, Mr. Russell.
Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?:: I believe everyone is right. The problem is that there are too many idiots.
Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?:: I doubt your religious beliefs, Russell.
Do you believe in yourself?:: Depends.
Are you open to other religions?:: Not really.
Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?:: Somewhat.
Do you think everyone should practice your religion?:: They should think for themselves.
Are you interested in learning about other religions?:: Yar.
[Section 10 - Animals]
Do you have any pets?:: Yes
If so what are they? If not, do you want any?:: A dog, Oreo. A bitch, Ashley Megan. And one cunt, Daddy.
What kind of pet would you like to have?:: A homosexual.
What is your favorite color on animals?:: White. Blond hair, blue eyes.
Do you believe people should keep pets?:: As to eating them?
Do you enjoy animals?:: I enjoy eating them.
Do you like taking care of animals?:: Dolphins (when they get caught in those silly nets).
Do you animals keep you company?:: Maybe. Do you?
Do you kill animals?:: I touch animals in their pants.
Do you hunt?:: No.
Do you hate animals?:: Yes!
Do you like small/big/all/no animals?:: I like small animals a lot more than I am going to fuck her.
Do you think animals are treated poorly?: She kicked my dog.
Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?:: I wish I could change the way people act towards pirates.
[Section 11 - This or that]
Big/small:: Huge dicks, big pussies.
Cat/dog:: Catdog
Black/white:: White
Coffee/tea:: Coffee
Pepsi/coke:: Coke (Dell)
Soda/other:: Other Soda
Wine/beer:: Pills
Pope/none:: Pulp
Scary/comedy:: They both make me laugh and kill people.
Books/magazines:: Books
Noise/silence:: The noise of my tommy gun; the silence of a thousand dead horses.
Winter/summer:: Summer
Autumn/spring:: Autumn
Summer/spring:: Spring
Winter/autumn:: Autumn
Night/day:: Day
Hugs/kisses:: Hugs
Life/death:: Life
TV/movie:: Movie
TV/book:: Book
Fruits/vegetables:: Vegetables
Meat/vegetables:: Vegetables
Cigarettes/alcohol:: They go together
Cold/hot:: Cold
Normal/different:: Different
Male/female:: That's stupid
School/none:: School
Red/blue:: Red-blue
Smart/fun:: Fart/smun
Love/hate:: Love
Salt/sugar:: Salt
Chocolate/vanilla:: Chocolate
Evil/good:: Good
Clean/dirty:: Clean
Angel/demon:: Angel
Sunrise/sunset:: Sunrise
Punk/goth:: Punk
Punk/prep:: Punk
Goth/prep:: Prep
Truth/lies:: Truthiness
Citrus/tasteless:: Tasteless
Cake/cookies:: Cookies
Sun/moon:: Moon
Rain/snow:: Rain
Piercings/none:: long hair
Short/long hair:: piercings
Brand name/couldn't care less::
Pool/ocean:: Pool
Penis/pencil::
Sports/wet pussy:: Sports
Wet/dry:: Wet pussy
Math/shower:: Math
Microsoft Worksorks/glowsticks:: Fireworks
Lick/bite:: I like to bite big pussies and lick sangwiches.
Naked/clothed:: concrete/union workers
Intercourse/phone:: phone
[Section 12 - Education]
Do you go to school?:: Dogs pee on brick walls?
Have you gone to school?:: HH
What's your level of education?:: Very Easy, Five Stock
Do you like school?:: I like wet pussy
Learning?:: to love again
Have you ever been homeschooled?:: It felt like home.
Would you rather be homeschooled or homesextial?:: Haha
Would you rather go to public or private school?:: It would be neat to go to a school for the blind.
Have you ever skipped school?:: I've left class by popular demand.
Faked sickness to get out of school?:: I was afraid of Mrs. Jackson.
Been suspended from the beam?:: Seventeen
Expelled?:: Gas
In detention?:: Only slightly
What's your favorite subject?:: Exploring
Least favorite?:: Rules
Your schedule, block/periods/neither?:: K
What are your grades generally like?:: Beeeeee good.
Do you have many classes with your friends?:: I have friends in my head.
What classes do you want to take?:: Racially Segregated
[Section 13 - What makes you]
Happy?:: Time, Dancing, Acting
Sad?:: The Future
Laugh?:: Me, fat people with retarded looks on they face
Dance?:: Huge dicks
Sing?:: Boko Baba
Horny?:: WWE Wrestling, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage
Scared?:: Death, People, The Future
Look good?:: have a huge dick
Feel good?:: Being asleep
Feel bad?:: Not being asleep
Cry?:: Watching Vanilla Sky when I'm drunk.
Jealous?:: Fiction
Envious?:: Dead people
Scream?:: Almost running into some chick at Warped.
Angry?:: My mom, people leaving, people leaving all the time
Smile?:: V
Flush?:: Going potty or BM.
Sleepy?:: Working out
Excited?:: The future
Nervous?:: People I don't know.
Hungry?:: People I am about to kill.
Thirsty?:: Hot pussies
Feel lonely?:: Knowing I'm alone. Period.
Sick?:: Not sleeping
Mean?:: Lack of sleep + people + stupid people
Want a hug?:: gs
Want a kiss?:: I don't have a mouf.
Bored?:: Mmph mmmm m uuuuuuu.
Crazy?:: Thinking. Change. Stupidity.
Feel strong?:: Beating the shit out of Nick Allen.
Feel important?:: Looking at everyone else
Quit?:: Running out of continues.
[Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are]
Friends:: 10
Music:: 10
Love:: 10
Happiness:: 0
People:: 0
Silence:: Sideways 8
Animals:: 10
Education:: ???
Religion:: 10
Life:: 0
Medication:: 0
Food:: 10
Sleep:: 110%
Health:: 0
Wealth:: -0
Nature:: 10
Shopping:: 0
Fun:: 10
Comfort:: 0
Water:: 10
Sex:: Sex
Clothes:: No clothes.
Alcohol:: Rubbing (wet pussy) alcohol
Cigarettes:: No clothes.
Computer:: 10 \Phone:: Wet/dry:: wet pussy
[Section 15 - Have you ever]
Went skinny dipping?:: Gone fat dipping (that means I fucked a fat guy)
Done drugs?:: No, but I fucked a fat guy.
Drank alcohol?:: No, but I have a huge dick.
Played strip poker?:: No, but I'd like to.
Climbed a tree?:: I wore the drapes.
Fallen from a tree?:: I scraped me knee.
Bungee jumped?:: I huwt my finga.
Been to Disneyland/world?:: Yes. (Haha! I lied!)
Been stung by a bee?:: Yar.
Pierced yourself?:: I pierced my other self.
Sky dived?:: No, but I've played strip poker.
Rolled your tongue?:: I can roll my huge dick.
Made a clover with it?:: Oh yeah.
Skiied?:: On the water.
Run into a wall?:: You know it.
Been on an airplane?:: I don't believe so.
On a train?:: Life is good.
Fainted?:: That's a made-up word, Jim.
Thrown up on purpose?:: No. Alcohol fixes what the doctors can't.
Eaten an insect?:: Not my fault.
[Section 16 - Misc.]
What color are your socks today?:: Yellow. I went potty on them.
Is that your monkey over there sneezing?:: Racist!
Do you own a spotted umbrella?:: I own a spotted nigger.
Do you like sporks?:: Yes, football.
What about chopsticks?:: Yes, hl
How many fingers do you have?:: Counting my penis, one.
Do you have any stiches?:: I give stiches; not get.
If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?:: A rock in a stream. Far away from the reach of people.
Is your mushroom broken?:: I'm afraid so.
Do you abuse/starve your sims?:: At first I thought it said anus. It doesn't; it says sims.
How many candles do you own?:: Counting my huge dick, all of them.
Do you wear scarves?:: If someone else puts them on me.
Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?:: I'd probably be sent to tell you I killed him.
Are the bunnies pink?:: Their wet pussies are.
What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green Green
What do you think about make-up?:: It's ridiculous.
Random word that starts with Q:: Qu's Marsh
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:: The past.
Do you like to be naked?:: There's nothing like it. I wish I could get the police to understand that.
My life has never been a bed a roses:: It would be really weird if has.
Munchy munchy have a taco for:: rill.
Yes that comes in:: my mouf.
I got:: here late.
Baby, life is like a ride on a:: mirrored track.
What is life?:: A chance to wonder what life is.
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Porkchop Sandwiches
I went to the eating hole with Ani and Ross the other night at Ani's expense. Much to my surprise, they were serving porkchop sangwiches. I wasn't hungry, so I simply asked a young man for a picture. He agreed wholeheartedly.
"Porkchop sandwiches! Get out of the house!!" -Luke Lockridge
"Porkchop sandwiches! Get out of the house!!" -Luke Lockridge
Bride of Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris died and ended up in a doll, we'd all be fucked.
Chuck Norris is most likely the most popular 65-year-old on Earth right now. Carlos Ray was born March 10, 1940 in the small town of Ryan, Oklahoma. He is a blackbelt in Tang Soo Do as well as everything else you can think of. He is a 6-time World Karate Champion and was on "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" last night.
He traded Chuck Norris knowledge with everyone.
Everyone laughed and had a good time.
He has the whitest, most beautiful smile.
When the show was over, he killed everyone--even Stefan's black wife.
Chuck Norris is most likely the most popular 65-year-old on Earth right now. Carlos Ray was born March 10, 1940 in the small town of Ryan, Oklahoma. He is a blackbelt in Tang Soo Do as well as everything else you can think of. He is a 6-time World Karate Champion and was on "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" last night.
He traded Chuck Norris knowledge with everyone.
Everyone laughed and had a good time.
He has the whitest, most beautiful smile.
When the show was over, he killed everyone--even Stefan's black wife.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Fuck THatt
I AM: Sean Hudson
I WANT: some goddamn respect
I HAVE: a tumor. His name is Joe. I named him after Kyle.
I WISH: i had more scabs
I HATE: stupid people
I MISS: my other foot
I HEAR: an emo cunt
I REGRET: not tying her up
I ALWAYS: swallow
I AM NOT: real
I DANCE: for money
I SING: along
I CRY: when i'm an emo cunt
I WRITE: when i feel like it
I WIN: nothing important
I LOSE: track of reality
I CONFUSE: dreams with dreams
I NEED: a loan
I SHOULD: be playing nintendo at the mall with midge
I WILL: have to stop shitting in my house
[YES OR NO]
You keep a diary: in a way only jesus can see
You like to cook: um if by 'cook' you mean 'suck his dick'
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: yar
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: my watch is a thing
You believe in love: i believe in gay sex
[WHO IS]
The weirdest person you know: Other Blaire
The loudest person you know? Black Kaitlyn
The person that knows the most about you: most likely Stefan, since I've been married to him for a good ten years
Your crush: MTV
[DO YOU]
Take showers: only if it's alright with mtv
Want to get married: if nick and jessica can't make it, how will i?
Have any tattoos/where: i've got scars
Piercings/where: seven/1000s
Get motion sickness: Bond is here!
Think you're a health freak: not really
Get along with your parents: my dad, and my mom when she isn't talking or doing anything but eating florida chips
Like thunderstorms: man...i can not think of anything better
[WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF?]
Ryan: Foster
Rob: Kill
Drew: a penis
Heather: Feather
Will: you at least touch it?
Frank: Blair
Eve: Eevee
Lauren: Loren
Michael: Basic
Ricky: Lux
John: Lehe
Jane: Smith
Justin: Lee (o:
Jack: off
Lisa: Blair
Boris: Escape.
[RANDOM]
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: i don't know anymore, but it's brown
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: really dark brown
EYE COLOR: different
PARENTS: What?! You want me to kiss your brother Jake?!
SIBLINGS: Brainen, Ashley Shit and Oreo
LIVE IN: Dead
[FAVORITE]
NUMBER: seventeen
COLOR: vagina color
DAY: whichever is the gayest
MONTH: now
SONG: anything country time grill and shit
FOOD: chicken fuck
SEASON: nice season (especially morning)
SPORT: killing people with a hammer
DRINK: diet sex
VEGGIE: green beans or dick in a can
RELATIVE: Oreo
[PREFERENCES]
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: hot chocolate
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: milk
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: chocolate
[IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU]
CRIED: what is that?
HELPED SOMEONE: yar
GOTTEN SICK: i hope
GONE TO THE MOVIES: nah man. hell nah.
GONE OUT FOR DINNER: no way
SAID "I LOVE YOU": yes
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: yeah "S"
TALKED TO AN EX: i talked to blaine's ex
MISSED SOMEONE: yes
HUGGED SOMEONE: yes
KISSED SOMEONE: yes
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS: yeah, i took them both down pretty quick
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND: he's my God too
I WANT: some goddamn respect
I HAVE: a tumor. His name is Joe. I named him after Kyle.
I WISH: i had more scabs
I HATE: stupid people
I MISS: my other foot
I HEAR: an emo cunt
I REGRET: not tying her up
I ALWAYS: swallow
I AM NOT: real
I DANCE: for money
I SING: along
I CRY: when i'm an emo cunt
I WRITE: when i feel like it
I WIN: nothing important
I LOSE: track of reality
I CONFUSE: dreams with dreams
I NEED: a loan
I SHOULD: be playing nintendo at the mall with midge
I WILL: have to stop shitting in my house
[YES OR NO]
You keep a diary: in a way only jesus can see
You like to cook: um if by 'cook' you mean 'suck his dick'
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: yar
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: my watch is a thing
You believe in love: i believe in gay sex
[WHO IS]
The weirdest person you know: Other Blaire
The loudest person you know? Black Kaitlyn
The person that knows the most about you: most likely Stefan, since I've been married to him for a good ten years
Your crush: MTV
[DO YOU]
Take showers: only if it's alright with mtv
Want to get married: if nick and jessica can't make it, how will i?
Have any tattoos/where: i've got scars
Piercings/where: seven/1000s
Get motion sickness: Bond is here!
Think you're a health freak: not really
Get along with your parents: my dad, and my mom when she isn't talking or doing anything but eating florida chips
Like thunderstorms: man...i can not think of anything better
[WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF?]
Ryan: Foster
Rob: Kill
Drew: a penis
Heather: Feather
Will: you at least touch it?
Frank: Blair
Eve: Eevee
Lauren: Loren
Michael: Basic
Ricky: Lux
John: Lehe
Jane: Smith
Justin: Lee (o:
Jack: off
Lisa: Blair
Boris: Escape.
[RANDOM]
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: i don't know anymore, but it's brown
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: really dark brown
EYE COLOR: different
PARENTS: What?! You want me to kiss your brother Jake?!
SIBLINGS: Brainen, Ashley Shit and Oreo
LIVE IN: Dead
[FAVORITE]
NUMBER: seventeen
COLOR: vagina color
DAY: whichever is the gayest
MONTH: now
SONG: anything country time grill and shit
FOOD: chicken fuck
SEASON: nice season (especially morning)
SPORT: killing people with a hammer
DRINK: diet sex
VEGGIE: green beans or dick in a can
RELATIVE: Oreo
[PREFERENCES]
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: hot chocolate
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: milk
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: chocolate
[IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU]
CRIED: what is that?
HELPED SOMEONE: yar
GOTTEN SICK: i hope
GONE TO THE MOVIES: nah man. hell nah.
GONE OUT FOR DINNER: no way
SAID "I LOVE YOU": yes
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: yeah "S"
TALKED TO AN EX: i talked to blaine's ex
MISSED SOMEONE: yes
HUGGED SOMEONE: yes
KISSED SOMEONE: yes
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS: yeah, i took them both down pretty quick
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND: he's my God too
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Ah Hell Nah
| Your IQ Is Homosexual |
 Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius |
Is He a Pig? He Sure Eats Like One
| Your Seduction Style: A Bald Monkey? |
 You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. |
That's a Weird Looking Cure
| You Should Be A Cure |
 What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese |
Monday, January 16, 2006
233
That's how many pages I got when I saw the print preview for my entire blog. If you want to print it out and take it with you, it might get expensive. Don't be stupid.
Review Relapse
I started reading all I've written in here tonight, and I must say I like what I've seen so far. I've only gotten through February 2005, so I still have a ways to go.
There are a lot of typos, and I thought I had taken care of those years ago. And I always misspell laid. Anyway.
I guess I won't be drinking tonight.
Can someone tell me what I was talking about in this post when I said true or false?
I am pretty sure it was something big, but I just can't seem to remember what it was. I'm sure Eric Byrer will remember though. So it's no big deal.
I'm a pony!
There are a lot of typos, and I thought I had taken care of those years ago. And I always misspell laid. Anyway.
I guess I won't be drinking tonight.
Can someone tell me what I was talking about in this post when I said true or false?
I am pretty sure it was something big, but I just can't seem to remember what it was. I'm sure Eric Byrer will remember though. So it's no big deal.
I'm a pony!
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Today was Fine
I watched SCL Punk. It was a very good movie. I was skeptical at first. Blaine has led me wrong with movies in the past, but this time was different. Just like most times.
Um. I almost broke my back the other night when I got drunk. That was two nights ago. I skipped last night because I wasn't feeling well. I don't think I need a comma there. It doesn't matter. I'm not using one. But I plan on drinking again tonight.
I watched some good Christian programming yesterday. I spent most of the day in bed, dozing and learning Christian ethics. I took some pictures of this one program that seemed incredibly stupid until the end. Now I want to watch it again and again. I'll tell the whole story once I get the pictures developed.
I've got a picture of myself from fifteen years ago in my facebook profile. I hope Nick Conner is satisfied with it.
Listen to me.
I don't have class Monday. I think that's tomorrow, but it's good either way.
That's all I have for you today.
Good luck with school, and stay out of trouble.
Um. I almost broke my back the other night when I got drunk. That was two nights ago. I skipped last night because I wasn't feeling well. I don't think I need a comma there. It doesn't matter. I'm not using one. But I plan on drinking again tonight.
I watched some good Christian programming yesterday. I spent most of the day in bed, dozing and learning Christian ethics. I took some pictures of this one program that seemed incredibly stupid until the end. Now I want to watch it again and again. I'll tell the whole story once I get the pictures developed.
I've got a picture of myself from fifteen years ago in my facebook profile. I hope Nick Conner is satisfied with it.
Listen to me.
I don't have class Monday. I think that's tomorrow, but it's good either way.
That's all I have for you today.
Good luck with school, and stay out of trouble.
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Eric & Dylan's Excellent Adventure
So most of my new classes are good thus far. It was nice being able to choose what I got to take. I'm not in the retard program anymore, so I can now do what I want. I think the first class I got to meet was comm 101. It seems like a lot of fun. We are supposed to get up and talk about stuff. That Is something I like doing. Public speaking is the number one fear for most people, with death taking a distant second. This is why I'm going to shoot myself in the face when it's my turn to go. Everyone will love it.
The second class I had was music somethin' er other. Wait, yes, it was. We got to listen to music and talk about it, and it all seems very exciting. I want to hang out with this guy. He seems to know a lot about what I like. He kept talking about music and music theory and other such things. I need to get this book read. I also sat next to this one minority guy that I recognized from my retard class last semester. He is a good friend of mine (no, it's not what you're thinking, he can walk). I sat by him, and I think I'm better than him anyway, so let's change the subject.
Then I had PE and a PE lab. They both seem pretty stupid. The thing is, I know everyone in my PE lab, which Nick Flynn introduced me to but is not in. Joe Nippleson, Katie Adams, that runner guy I know and my minority friend are all in my group. But it still seems like a bunch of crap. Waste of my time is all it is. My God.I had computer science today. I couldn't log onto the school computer with my stuff, so the guy sent me to the computer place to get it fixed. They told me it would be a few days before the problem would be fixed, and I went back to class and did nothing. But the thing is, he said we don't ever have to come to class. We can just do all of the stuff from our own computers and send it to him.
My lastest class was psy 101, which is a human sexuality class.
It is fun and we all seem to have a good time with it. I again saw some familiar faces. Sat them around me, and said penis and vagina with the rest of the class. This is my main interest right here, but like I said.I lifted for the first time in a long time last night, and I got to boxercise tonight. Tomorrow night I might do this other thing, but I will be lifting as well. Then end.
Though I may be having a good time so far, I am extremely tired. I think it may be all those two day days I saw over Christmas break. They were fun, but they are starting to take their toll. And if we don't pay no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. Plus, I'm going to take a shower right now, because I am still very dirty.
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