Yesterday, we had a swim meet against Warren Central. We won. When we were done swimming, Felps dircted my attention toward a girl sitting way up in the bleachers. I couldn't see her very well (she was facing the other direction and talking on her cell phone), but Felps assured me she had big boobies, so I told him we should just stand there and stare at her. We did that for a little while, and then we walked over to the diving area. We talked to Tyty for just a little while, and then I happened to look back at the bleachers. There I saw my mom, standing behind that one girl, waving at us, so I said, "Hey guys, let's pretend to wave at my mom, but really be doing it to that chick up there, that way no one will ever know." We waved, and my mom tapped the girl on the shoulder, and then pointed to us and then we went into the locker room. On our way out of the school, I waved to the girl and said goodbye, and then we came back to Shelbyville. A little after ten, I went over to Stefan's house, where we watched Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas. My dad called about ten minutes into the movie, because I had left my house without telling anyone, and he was quite confused. I told him that Stefan and I were watching a porno, and that it'd be done it five minutes. He then said, "Alright, well, I'll see you in about ten minutes." The movie ended about one point five seven hours later, and I got home at a little bit past twelve. The movie was good, and I would highly recommend watching it.
I played tag in the locker room after swim practice today. I later sat down and discovered something amazing, but I'm never gonna tell anyone about it, because it is totally inappropriate.
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