I've got to do this so I can get back to making new friends on the TV.

I was bored last night/this morning, so I decided to read every single available entry in my blog.

Then I decided to change how I was wearing my hat.

Then I laughed and had a good time.

Then I threw up.

Then I noticed there was someone in the wall, taking pictures of me.

And then I said goodnight to Andytheheck.

And that was my night.

Einstein had a cat. That's neat.

This is a good article.

Justin, I know you don't read my blog, but this really helps my argument.

Sad Face

I am really sad right now, because I took a bunch of really good pictures of my dad, bleeding from his head rill bad, and I thought I had sent them to myself, so I deleted them from my phone. When I checked my e-mail, dead. So I'm sad. Oh well. Maybe I'll punch my dad in the head again someday.

So, what I did today was played games.

Happy face.

My Brudder

Finding Emo

The title comes from a good convo I had with my good friend last night. I'm gonna put it in my other blog when I'm done with this.

I'm home for Christmas. My mom says she wants to take back some of the gifts she got me, because she found out I don't believe in God. This had got to be at least the eighth time she's found out. I don't know why she has to be such an idiot.

I went Christmas shopping with Stephanie and Emily the other night. I saw a lot of people there.





I left my retainer at school. I hope I'll be alright.
I get to start taking creatine again today. I'm excited about that.

Fuck SNL. It isn't funny anymore. I don't watch it anymore unless there is going to be someone good hosting. It would be a lot better if it was just that person. Cane Cook and Jack Black are much funnier than they look on goddamn SNL. There are only a few castmembers who are funny. The rest just suck. Most of the skits they do are just fucking stupid and need to be rid of. If we kill everyone who sucks on the show, and replace them with dancing Nintendo controllers, we'd be in good shape. I'm just saying.

I went to a swim meet yesterday. It was really early in the morning, and I didn't want to get up early, so I just didn't go to bed. There is a really sexy girls swim team this year. I'd have to say Nathan is the sexiest of them all. It was a good meet with lots of laughs and sluts.


Brandon sat here with Stefan once before.

After the stuff happened, we looked at the constructions of the high school.
The library.

Stefan and Nick Allen.

The hallway and student center.

Library. The computers used to be along that wall.

Here is the little room where the Mexicans used computers.

Student Center

Monkey Bars

Wall

Hole on east side of student center.


Well, that's all I really care to talk about. Except for telling Rob to give Aaron Cherry the benefit of the fist in the jaw when he was simply considering to give him the benefit of the doubt when he decided to be sick all week.

Retard: This is MySpace. Me: WWJLaCD?

New and Improved Top 8 Quiz

(Name your Top 8 on your profile)

1. Stephanie Mae
2. Blaine Zimmertime
3. Amber
4. Cory Hensley
5. Volk
6. Joel
7. Jon Lee
8. Chuck

..........Now answer the following questions.........

Do 3 and 7 know each other?
maybe a little

Are you really friends with four?
yeah, i guess. i don't really know him too well, but yeah.

Have you ever liked 2 more than a friend?
i suppose you could say that

Would 1 and 5 make a good couple?
hell fuck yeah they would

Why was 3 chosen to be on your Top 8?
because no one likes her

Which one of your Top 8 have you on their Top 8?
ricci, quinn, meghann, kayla

Whats a good memory with 1:
Sex.

Name a bad memory with 3:
She kept hitting me in the head while we were watching Donnie Darko

Have 1 and 6 ever liked each other?
not yet

Is there anyone on your top 8 that doesnt deserve to be?
only all of them

Have you and 6 ever dated?
i wish

What do you like best about 5?
she's German

Who makes you laugh the most?
stephanie mae

If you could add one more and have a Top 9 who would it be?
my vagina

Who on your top 8 are you the closest with?
1

How did you meet number 1?
zach.

What is the best memory you have of number 2?
he wanted me to tell you i killed him

What is one of number 8's best qualities?
rakin' in the points

Do you live close to number 2?
not right now, but sometimes

What is number 1's favorite candy?
semens

Who is the most flirtatious?
Jon Lee. Coathangers.

How long have you known number 2?
about 1 years

Which one of your top 8 friends drinks the most or goes out?
Cory, Joel, Volk, Josh, Candy Kong

Which one of your top 8 friends is the best dresser?
Volk

If you could change something about number 6?
i'd like to change his mind

Say something nice about number 1
180

Would you hug number 1?
i'd hug her mom

How did you meet number 7?
geometry

If you had to buy number 2 any gift, what would you choose?
i wouldn't buy him shit. i'm just not feeling it.

Describe number 1 in three words.
tall, fast, erection

How many of your top 8 friends do you actually know?
seventeen

My Name is Blearl

Haha. I fucking love this title.

I want to tell you all how good of a husband my best friend and roommate, Chris Sering, would make.

A while back, our sink started to drain slowerly than usual, so I poured some spaghetti sauce down there, and it only made it worse. Everyone was angry, and I didn't care. When we woke up the next day, we found a note in the bafroom. It was from Chris. All it said was that we each owed him a million dollars. And the drain was no longer clogged. Chris had fixed the sink in the middle of the night, while the rest of us slept. Very handy, our Chris is. Handsome too.

Chris already has a girlfriend, but he is looking to trade up. Upgrade, ya know?
If you think you have what it takes, give him a call: 765-918-5895.

Cotton Candy Kong

I just left Econ for the last time. Well, not the last time. But the last time before the final. I had the option of not taking the final, because I would have a B without taking it. I've decided to take it and try for a grade higher than a B. If I get a 76 on the test, I will have a B+. I need a 109 to get an A.

I decided not to wear socks today, because I'm tired of wearing dirty socks, and I'm gonna ask around for some quarters so I can do laundry. I walked to class with just my shoes on my feet. My biggest fear was getting snow in my right shoe, because it has holes in it. I think I manged to keep that from happening. Or, at least, it just didn't happen. When I got to class, I noticed my shoes had rubbed holes in the backs of my heels. This usually doesn't happen until the third day of me not wearing socks, but since my shoes are falling apart, it happened a lot sooner. In class, I tore some sheets of paper and made some paper heel-socks. It lessened the pain only slightly, but prevented further rubbing on the way back to my room.

At the end of Econ, I approached Dr. Guell. I asked him to autograph my textbook, written by him, and he agreed to do it. I asked him to write "Fuck you, Blair," but what I got was "Do less weed."

The problem is, my idea was much funnier. Maybe he changed it because he thought I was up to something. I also don't do any weeds, so I don't know what was up with that.

I met up with my good friend, Julia, after class. We talked for a while. She told me funny stories and then had to leave, because her parents were waiting for her so they could take her shopping. I'm thinking about asking her out.

I think I'll write another post right about now.

Fuck You

The most clever title I have ever come up with.


I boxed with Ross today.
It was fun.
I started punching the bag, and i punched it so hard that the chain holding it broke. I took a picture, but it's not on here yet. When I do get it, it will go right here.

I was in the shower for about an hour and fitteen minutes tonight. If it wasn't a record for me, it had to be pretty close.

Damn I'm tired though.

Did anyone else notice Marge Simpson sitting at the slot machine at the Native American casino on "Drawn Together" a couple of weeks ago?

There was a program on Discovery Health. This seven-year-old boy had a really big tummy. He looked as though he was pregnant. They found a cist in him and took it out. When they cut it open, they found a body in it. As it turns out, he really was pregnant. He was pregnant with his twin brother for seven years. It's an incredibly rare condition called fetus in fetu. Or something like that. Hell yeah.

I gave Coach Guell a hug today. He really liked that.

I got my final draft of my english research paper turned in today. I think I'm gonna pass.

Quote of the day:
"Four bitches!"

My Hairy Weekend

After I got my shit turned in on Friday, I came back and watched some good TV. "Grounded for Life" was first. It was good. Then it was "Gilmore Girls." The last show was "7th Heaven." It's getting to become a habit for me to sleep through the second half of "Gilmore Girls" and the first half of "7th Heaven."

I think I did something after I watched TV, but I'm not sure.

I later ended up watching Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. I ended up falling asleep somewheres during it, and was woken by my phone. It was Stephanie. You see, I had noticed what movie they were watching in Spanish on Home Alone 2. It was It's a Wonderful Life. I hadn't noticed it in the past, because I had never seen the movie, but I did watch it with Stephanie last weekend, so I did this time. When it was on, I tried to call her, but I got no answer, so I left her a message on the AOL instant messenger, asking her to call me. That's why she called and woke me up. She asked what I was doing, and I told her my story. She thought it was a stupid story, and said Home Alone 2 wasn't even a good movie. What a liar.

I wanted to go to bed early, so I decided to play Sega. I had barely got going when I received a call from Mr. Clinton Coffey. He talked me into coming to Sci-fi. Jon Lee gave me a ride over there. Most of the fun had been had by the time I got in, but it was still good to see everyone. There was a lot of blood and spinach dip. Brandon Mahan was locked out on the roof, and Clinton Coffey wrestled people. I gave hugs, and Fall Out Boy was on Fuse.

Adam Feutz drove me back to the quads around four in the mornings, and I scaled the wall to get to my chambers, where I made good use of the internets and skipped a shower.

I ended up going to bed at six.

I got up early Saturday, because I had things to do. It was either 2:00 or 2:30, depending on how well you read clocks. I lifted weights with Ross Martin at 4:10. After that, I ate breakfast in the commons with Blaine, Jon, and Chuck. I had a medium number six from Burger King. Sas showed up, and Dave and Eric followed close behind. While Sas was in line at Submarine Supreme, I flipped his reversible coats to the orange side. He was very angry, to say the least.

As my roomies and I were leaving, I played Duck Duck Goose with those other guys and some old chick. The old chick was the Goose, and she didn't even chase after me. Oh well.

When we got back, Blaine and I watched From Hell. He thought he had it figured out, but he was way off. I even had to explain to him who Jack th Ripper was after they revealed it in the movie.

When that was over, we watched The Usual Suspects. I fugued it out near the end, but Blaine didn't seem impressed. He tried to confuse me, but I did get it before they gave us the answer, which means I won, because I got it before they told it, and I had to explain it to him even after they told it, so I win.

I was going to go back to Sci-fi after SNL, because Dane Cook was hosting. It was alright, but Stephanie called me again, and we talked about things, and then I didn't go to Sci-fi, but Josh and I did go to Taco Bell, and there was a dumb guy there, and I got a new thing that I had never noticed, and we listened to Bad Religion there and back, and then I talked to Blaine and Julia for a really long time, and we all laughed, and Julia didn't have any clothes on, but it was okay, because I got to hear the story of how her dad raped a fourteen year old girl and tried to blame it on his son (Julia's brother).

When I got back to my room, I discovered me being awesome like I am. Then I talked to Amanda for a while. Then Josh came over, and we stayed up all night, and talked about things, and he kicked my ass at Marvel vs Capcom 2, and then we watched some TV. It was Halloween H2O, some "South Park" thing, and part of Hollow Kevin Bacon, and then I went to lunch with Blaine, Volk, and some black chick. Volk wouldn't trade me phones, so I made a scene.

I went to my room, and went to sleep. I awoke at 8:30 that evening, just as Volk was leaving. While I was climbing down from my loft, she tapped loudly on my door and said, I'm leaving!!!! Goodbye!!!!!!!" I put my shoes on and gave her a hug. Then I watched a thing on The History Channel on Leonardo da Vinci. I flipped to Family Guy on the commercials. Family Guy was a rerun, but I had not seen it. I flipped to it one time to see Doctor Drew with Chris. I was very excited, and couldn't wait for the credits, to verify what I had already stated.

I went back to bed when the da Vinci thing ended, which was around 12. I had trouble sleeping, but I managed to pull it off after a while. I woke up around four, and I laid for a whiles, trying to go back to sleep, but I didn't get there, so I took my first shower in ...days, and then I came back here for some Apple Jacks, and some Fall Out Boy. Then I helped Blaine with his commercials, and here we are.

When it's Time to Change, You've Got to Rearrange

I had that stuff due Friday, as I said before. On Tuesday, I had to meet with my teacher in his office to give him things and show him my progress. About two hours before I went in, I decided to change my topic to something easier. I was very excited, because the topic I came up with was a splendid idea. I knew I wouldn't have much to show him, so I just drew this graph to show my excitement for my change of ideas:

I'm Hungry, and Home Alone 2 is On

I guess I'm just tired.

I think I might have a phobia of doing serious things in English. Because I just can't seem to take it serious. Ever.

I've had this assignment for like three weeks. I've been meaning to do it seriously all this week, but I spent most of that time sitting in front of my computer, dreading having to do it. So I started working on it about three hours before it was due. And it wasn't serious at all. And I loved it. When I delivered it to my teacher, I took off in a hurry, so I wouldn't be there after he saw how funny it was. It was cold outside. I have a hole in my shoe. My toes got numb. I'm satisfied with that. As long as I pass the class.


Then I went Holiday caroling for the dying children with my agnostic church group.

A Stupid Article by Midge Decter

Midge Decter’s beautiful article on children and religion, “The ACLU’s Next Target,” is well written and almost believable. About halfway through the reading, I started to wonder what it was that gave her the right to write such an abomination to Me. I began my search for something to assure me that she indeed had something to back up her tall tale of boys and their love for their country and God. I wanted to know what right she had to be coming into my head with such ridiculous thoughts. It was almost as if she thought she had the right to control me from the inside like a huge Megazord, battling another one of Rita’s giant monsters. It wasn’t long before I noticed a note at the bottom of a column of the article that assured me she had previously written a book on the subject, Liberal Parents, Radical Children (29). Once it clicked in my head that this was the only thing she had been credited with, I became infuriated. I began screaming and thrashing my arms and legs, nearly breaking my computer. By the time the firefighters got me settled down, I had decided I really liked the article after all. Mrs. Decter may not be any Zordon, but she sure does know how to brainwash and destroy.

In her scrumptious little article, Mrs. Decter mentions something I’ve never heard before. She mentions not only the will of people to ban the use of God in schools, but also the flag:
Ambitious as they are, however, none of these efforts to divert him from the course of bad mental and physical habits can compare in reach to those that would shield him from any untoward love of God and country. Both of those malign affections have been banished from his school, where–to cite only one of the more colorful examples–the upcoming five-hundredth anniversary of the discovery of America is to be spoken of as the celebration of a crime, and where God may not be spoken at all. (29)
The biggest issue I find with this is the part where she claims the child is shielded from country. Based on what I have experienced in my own life and what I know of her life, I am not able to take what she says seriously. This article was written in 1991. I was just starting school about that time. I remember learning how to say the Pledge of Allegiance, and not once was my life threatened by anyone after mentioning something about my country. The part of this segment that I find to be almost equally as bad is the mention of God. I feel that Christians of this sort, at times, like to blow things way out of proportion to prove a point. I’m not saying Christians are the only group who do this, but I am saying it in this case to prove a point. Call me a Christian. But my point is, magnifying a problem to the size she presents it in takes away from everything else she says. If I know she isn’t being completely honest about one thing, then I’m probably going to be less inclined to believe other things she says. When she says the presence of God in society is viewed as bad, and I completely disagree, then that leads me to disagree with her entirely. I now hate her for what she has done.

Later in her article, Decter mentions that the scouts exclude “homosexuals from membership and especially scoutmastership” (29). Not only do I agree with this statement on the position of homosexuals in the scouts, but the last word in the sentence should be split in two. Yes, leave it to Midge Decter to tell us something we already know and use it to trick us into seeing things her way. You see, by telling us something she thinks we already know, she will trick us into thinking she has said something marvelous; therefore making us praise her every thought. Yes, we should praise her. Praise her and her doctrine in trickery. I’m not falling for it, and I hope you can say the same for yourself.

One of my biggest, most trusted beliefs is the one about how people should have the right to do and believe what they religiously believe is right as long as it’s not something crazy, like eating dead people. Decter shows us in small detail, stories of kids suing people. The first is of and eight year old suing for something which is unclear in the article. The second is about twins suing the scouts for kicking them out when they wouldn’t go along with their Christian traditions (30). I agree with Decter’s stance on this topic, but not for the same reason. I believe that if these kids should have a right to believe what they want, the organizations they come from should be able to have their beliefs and be allowed to follow them accordingly. I am not sure why someone would want to be part of something he or she doesn't believe in anyway. Maybe they should just find someone else to hang out with.

Overall, I’d give this article an F for a source I would use. Not only does it go against the point I’m trying to make with my paper, but it does a crappy job of saying what it has to say.

Works Cited

Decter, Midge. “The ACLU’s Next Target.” National Review June 1991: 29-30.




B-

I like to play sports and party and meet new people and try new things that i never ever tried before. I like to hang out with my friends and go to th

e beach

1. Sleep with or without clothes on? Just a little bit

2. Prefer black or blue pens? Man, at first I thought it said "penis" and I was like "whoa"

3. Dress up on Halloween? if by "dress up," you mean "still be naked"

4. Like to travel? i don't play much basketball due to my disability

5. Like someone? Yep

6. Do they know? Now, it should read "Does he or she know?" But, yes, I believe he knows.

7. Who sleeps with you every night? Not Chris. He just satisfies his urges and then goes back to his room.

8. Think you're attractive? I'm better looking than Chrissy.

9. Want to get married? Yes. Right now.

10. To? Haha.

11. Are you a good student? If by "student" you mean "proctologist"

12. Are you currently happy? Not at all.

13. Have you ever cheated? I have been known to use Game Genie a few times.

14. Birthplace? Michael Moore

15. Christmas or Halloween? You can't spell Michael Moore without Moo!

16. Colored or black-and-white photo? Black & White

17. Do long distance relationships work? If by "long distance relationships" you mean "the distance from my dick to your mouf," I'd say about zero.

18. Do you believe in astrology? You son of a bitch!

20. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in love at first orgasm in they mouf.

21. Do you consider yourself the life of the party? Yes, unless people piss me off, then I become the death of the party. And then the necrophiliac of the party.

22. Do you drink? All the time.

23. Do you make fun of people? Only fat and retarded people.

24. Do you think dreams eventually come true? If you got the hookups.

25. Favorite fictional character? Roland Deschain of Gilead, from the line of Eld.

26. Go to the movies or rent a movie? Go to.

27. Have you ever moved? Don't be ridiculous. You'd end up dead from some infection in your heart.

28. Have you ever stolen anything? I steal lots of things. It's not something I want to remember when I'm in Heaven.

29. How's the weather right now? Cool and very wet.

30. hug or kiss? punch

31. Last person you talked to on the phone? Troy Megerle

32. Last time you showered? Last night, but I'm about to do it again. I swear to you.

33. Loud or Soft Music? Loud

34. McDonalds or Burger King? Neither...Taco Bell is where it's at.

35. Night or day? I like day, but I'm usually awake more during the night.

36. Number of Pillows? I have two, but one of them is buried somewhere on my futon.

37. Piano or guitar? Well...I like 'em both. I used to be pretty good at piano, but now I think I'm like way better at guitar.

38. Future job? Something stupid like Chrissy.

39. Current job? Rapper.

40. Current love? Sleeping & Getting my back scratched (this is totally Chrissy's answer right here...Stefan)

41. Current longing? To be sleeping or having someone scratch my back (or to hang out with David Law--haha)--David Law...Chrissy, you stupid bitch.

42. Current disappointment? I'm not going to say names.

43. Current annoyance? My fucking headaches.

44. Last thing you ate? Almost three hours ago.

45. Last thing you bought? "At the Disco" shirt

46. Most recent thing you are looking forward to? Fall Out Boy Concert on Saturday (Chrissy doesn't realize it's on Friday, unless she's going to a different one, and we all know she's not.)

47. What are you hearing right now? Train.

48. Plans for this weekend? Fall Out Boy Concert Friday & Babysitting for Laws on Saturday (goddammit Chrissy)

49. What did you do today? Went to class. Hung out with my mentor way longer than I was supposed to. Ate. Watched ABC Family. Lifted.

50. Pick a lyric, any lyric: Bitches ain't shit unless they suckin' on dicks.

I need your arms around me, I need to feel your touch.

It's Saddam! Shoot him!

This Jordan

"Boy Meets World" playing "Norm" in episode: "Band on the Run" (episode # 2.8) 11 November 1994

Happy Birthday Volk

I just saved calories by losing thirty-five points in English.

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Bertoli

Julia Costello
Beth Flach
University 101
10/01/05

Diversity Interview

I met Blair Hartman on my first week at Indiana State University. He was eating lunch alone in the commons, so I decided to sit with him. We really hit it off, and decided to meet every Thursday for supper, because we enjoyed talking to each other. After meeting three times, I realized I had not added Blair to my Facebook and went to do it. As I read his personal information I noticed he was homosexual. I would have never guessed. Coming from a small town, I only had two gay people in my school, and they were very open and obvious about their sexual preference. Until last Thursday I kept my mouth shut to Blair about his homosexuality. I asked him if I could interview him for my Diversity Essay.
When I inquired Blair about his childhood, he rolled his eyes at me. His early years were the hardest for him. I asked him if he had felt ashamed as a homosexual and he had. He was afraid and confused of his feelings toward boys. He knew something was different about it, but did not want to accept what he knew inside. Blair slowly started to distance himself from his family and his close friends. He did not think they would understand how he was feeling and was afraid of them being judgmental. When I asked about discrimination, he said he has not had many instances of discrimination because he does not wear his homosexuality on his sleeve. He is proud, but not loud.
When questioned about the affects of his sexual preference on his daily life, Blair said there is none. He goes about his day as any other person. Although, he admits he might spend more time in the bathroom than the average male. I then asked Blair if he had ever pretended he was not homosexual. He replied he has no reason to; he is who he is and is happy that way. Blair reminded me he has not always felt happy about it though, so I inquired if he feels his homosexuality shaped him into the person he is today. He said absolutely. He feels he can relate and help out people with any sort of problem because of his own. He wants people overcome discrimination. The Blair like most about being homosexual is he is able to be open with people.
I asked Blair when he was the proudest to be a homosexual and he said it was the day he came out to his parents. He wanted his family to be back into his life and he did not want to feel he was lying to them anymore. His parents are proud of him and that means a great deal to him. When I asked, Blair said he is not interested in changing or being a part of the majority. He feels he would not be as unique as he is if he was a part of the majority of people. He does feel that his sexual orientation can and will affect his opportunities. I asked him why he felt that way. Blair said people are not accepting enough. Everyone is too concerned with everything around them and not enough with their own lives.
I feel I learned a great deal about Blair and homosexuals. My parents raised me to be accepting of other cultures, physical differences, and other people’s preferences. Although I am accepting, I am not well informed. I feel I benefited a great deal interviewing Blair. I learned more about a good friend and got a better insight of homosexuals. I do not have near the amount of obstacles he does, and he has a better outlook on life than I. The thing that most surprised me was his honesty and openness. He was not once offended by my questions and took time to answer every one completely. He put everything out on the table and I respect him greatly for it.

King Kong

Jack Black. The movie looks really good with the cannibals and the aliens and the dinosaurs. I can't wait for it to come to be completely honest.

90 pointless questions...that aren't anywhere as pointless as Chrissy's face

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
i got shot

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Bookshelf

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
black and silver and shit

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
punk other rock

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
9:0something PM

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
freedom

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
Girlscouts with Kylie Dickmann

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
my personality

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
gasoline

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
sometimes

11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW:
i would cry

12. THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY?
I don't know why I cried last time.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I don't know anything about that.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
anything long enough to strangle them with

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
you don't need to have that "at" at the end of your sentence

16. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
I don't know. It was probably someone I don't know. I was yelling shit at these fat bitches trying to play tennis earlier. They might have gotten mad, but I don't know if they even heard me.

17. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
Yes

18. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Are you fucking serious?

19. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I don't fall in love with people. I kill them.

19.5. WOULD YOU KILL KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Absolutely

20. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
kill them

21. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
DEW-32

22. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?
Redheads (i'm assuming it's a question of which i'd be more likely to kill)

23. WHAT IS ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
I often call out thirty-six in my sleep

24. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
stupid people

25. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yeah

26. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Yelling at Ben for not giving DJ his basketball and yelling at DJ to shut the fuck up...lol

27. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
something that wouldn't scar up really bad
or some plastic surgery to fix my back

28. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
it's what i do when i'm not out killing people

29. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?
vaginal secretions

30. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
take off my clothes

31. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
lots of CHRISTmas presents

32. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD?
fill out a survey for my blog

33. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard

34. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No. I usually just wish on Earth.

35. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
my penis

36. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
i can't tell--it hasn't been too long

37. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
if it comes with a free umbrella

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
peanutbutter and jelly

39. ANY BAD HABITS?
just the one behind your ear

40. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
all of my dvds

41. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE
FRIENDS WITH YOU?
is this supposed to be some kind of question?

42. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
yeah, i called my mom a bitch

42. DO LOOKS MATTER?
as a matter of fact, it only matters half as much to me

43. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Cry & yell at my mom

44. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
outside

45. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
it's hard to trust people when they get their dirty shoes all over your futon

46. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
full house

47. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
vaginas are totally useless

48. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
if by journal, you mean AIDS

49. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
orcasm

50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
lots of times--i was totally knocking all sorts of little bitches around in the one at the offspring show--it was fun

51. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
organs

52. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Donkey Kong Country 3

53. Do you untie your shoelaces when you take off your shoes?
i untie my testicles when i take my shoes off

54. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
i've got one that i know about

55. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
moose tracks

56. WHAT IS YOUR SHOESIZE?
13 or 14 or two dumpsters

57. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
black & silver

58. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
they wouldn't let me keep them

59. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
my brother, alexis

60. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
chrissy knew i would

61. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Chase commercial

62. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Tripple Whopper

63. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
i didn't talk to adam feutz, i was out running

64. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
fear factor

65. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS?
abracadabra just started playing on i love the 80s 3D, and i just downloaded it like three days ago

66. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
i'm alright. i was a little tired at first, and i lifted weights and then i ran and i only ran ten minutes and i wanted to run more, but my legs were so tight, and i had to go potty

67. FAVORITE DRINK?
gatorades

68. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
vodka

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
punching bitches in they mouf

70. HAIR COLOR?
dark brown

71. EYE COLOR?
i don't know

72. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
no, but i should

73. SIBLINGS?
Adam-18
Ben-13
DJ-5

74. FAVORITE MONTH?
any month that offers sex

75. FAVORITE FOOD?
Mexican

76. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
SAWII

77. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Friday

78. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
i don't ask, i just lock the door when they leave to get their cell phone

79. SUMMER OR WINTER?
spring

80. HUGS OR KISSES?
i don't kiss whores

81. Relationships or one night stands?
i don't see how relationships and nightstands are related

82. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Chrissy Kramer

83. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Edward Scissorhands

84. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Iliad and Gerald's Game

85. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Dell (holy shit, chrissy, that's what's on mine too)

86. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Monopoly

87. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
The Fall Out Boys on Hard Rock Live

88. WHO WERE YOU WITH 2 NIGHTS AGO?
Blaine's roommate

89. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
i made it thru the night

90. SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS
Chrissy

Fiona Appleseed

I went to the movies with the Lees and Julia and that's it. We went to see Jarhead. I sat up high with Josh, while everyone else sat down by the screen. The black man was also there. It was a tremendous movie. Go see it.

Afterwards, Jon, Blaine and I went to a place to get some things. Then we went to a new movie theater to seesaw, too. It was good. Of course, Blaine managed to complain about every single thing in the movie. He knew at least four movies it copied off of, even though he was only able to list three (only one of which was anywhere near what he claimed). He kept going on and on about it forever as if we cared or wanted to hear about it.

We got back and climbed over the wall to go back to our quad. Jon likes to ask me if I can climb over the wall all the time, like having big sexy-ass muscles is gonna make it hard to do things. No matter how many times I climb over the wall, he always feels the need to make fun of me for not being able to do it. I am the best, fastest one. I will make fun of him next time.

When I got back to my room, I killed a flying thing and made some Gatorades. Then I did some things on the internet. Then I killed the fly again. Then I drank my Gatorade. Then I found the fly on my back. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I drank some Gatorade again. Then I spent an hour looking for the fly before giving up and going to bed. I watched Fall Out Boy on Hard Rock Live again sometime during all of this.

I went to bed and had some freak-ass dreams. One had to do with Miss Chittick's birthday, Zelda, and me being in the Marines.

That was last night, yes

First, I would just like to get to know you.

BASICS:

1. Spell your first name backwards: erialb
2. Story behind your name: i was named after some guy on the football team my mom had sex with
3. How old are you: 18
4. Where do you live: Terre Haute, Indiana

DESCRIBE YOUR:

5. Wallet: black leather with about shit
7. Toothbrush: i think it has some blue on it, but mostly white
8. Jewelry: fingernails and facial hair
10. Pillow cover right now: dark purple, i think
13. Sunglasses: i have a bill on my hat
14. Favorite shirt: damn, i don't know. i really like my stephanie shirt, but i have other shirts that make my muscles look big too
15. Cologne/Perfume: axe phoenix
16. CD in stereo right now: i don't have a stereo you son of a bitch
17. Piercings: my clit
18. What you are wearing now: boxers and socks
19. Wishing: I could find a guy that gives me "that one" feeling I used to have
20. Wanting: to have a little more time
21. After this: read or do something
22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone: hell
23. Person you wish you could see right now: chris sering
24. Some of your favorite movies: Cannibal!, Donnie Darko, Vanilla Sky
25. Something you're looking forward to in the coming week: friday
26. The last thing you ate: popcorn
27. Something you are deathly afraid of: death
28. Do you like candles: yeah
29. Do you like incense: yeah
30. Do you like the taste of blood: yes
31. Do you believe in love: if by love, you mean squid
32. Do you believe in soul mates: if by soul mates, you mean electric slide
33. Do you believe in love at first sight: if by love at first sight, you mean #1 Bestseller
34. Do you believe in Heaven: no
35. Do you believe in God: no
36. What do you want done with your body when you die: To be resurrected
37. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be: a dead banana
38. What is the longest you've ever stayed up: 40-60 hours (minutes)
39. Can you eat with chopsticks: absolutely
40. What's your favorite coin: Lincoln/Kennedy penny
41. What are some of your favorite candies: Advil
42. What's something that you wish people would understand about you: i'm not a bitch, i just have had a hard dick
43. What's something you wish you could understand better: peppermint
44. Who is someone that you really wish was still around: blaine's dad

RELATIONSHIPS:

45. Who are your best friends: James LaChance/Sean Reed
46. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: let me think about that one for a littewhiles
47. Longest relationship: 0
48. How many actual relationships have you been in: 0
49. How many people have you kissed: hmmm. on the mouth or on the dick? i think there have been at least 4 on the mouf and maybe seven on the dick
50. Are you shy around your crush: not really shy
51. Still have feelings for anyone you've been in a past relationship with: feelings for
52. Do you know what it feels like to be in love: if by love, you mean nothing of the sorts
53. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friends: yes

FASHION STUFF:

54. Where is your favorite place to shop: best buy/overstock.com
55. Have any tattoos: someday
56. What is your favorite thing to wear: hat
57. What is a must have accessory: herpes
58. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing: $17
60. Who is the least fashionable person you know: everyone
61. Do you match your belt with your hair color: the only belt i have is josh's tie, and i can't use that because my neck is too big for the shirt
62. What is the worst thing you've ever thought looked good: that pizza i had yesterday
64. How many pairs of shoes do you own: 6?
65. What is the worst trend you see today: people

RANDOM:

1. Do you do drugs: yes
2. What kind of shampoo do you use: whatever is available. right now, i have head & shoulders.
4. What are you listening to right now: all sorts of sounds
5. Who was the last person that called: Brainin Kyle, like 8 times
6. Where do you want to get married: on a mountain, where we can fall off the cliff into the ocean
7. How many buddies are online right now: 102
8. What would you change about yourself: my back
9. What are essentials in your life: cabergoline
12. Do you send out holiday cards each year: um..no

CURRENT:

1. Hair: dark-brown with semen
2. make-up: all out
3. music: Panic and the Discos
4. mood: i'm not feeling so many things right now

Back in Bussinee

That title is a little silly.

Currently listening to: "Ever Fallen in Love?" -Buzzcocks

So. There were many things which led to me having to go a month or so without my medication. It started with me canceling my appointment so I could go to Warped. Well, when I finally got back in there, they told me I should try to start taking my medication once a week. I had previously been taking it twice a week.

It wasn't until about half-way thru August that I got my hands on some pills. And I have been fine with them ever since. Up until today.

About seven minutes ago, I felt a coldness on my left nipple, like my shirt was wet or something. It was a feeling I remembered quite vividly. I lifted up my shirt and gave my titty a soft squeeze. As you might have guessed, I managed to extract some milky-white liquids. I'm not sure how to feel about it. I guess I feel somewhat indifferent. It's like seeing an old friend from the long, long ago. But it's not really a friend I had hoped to see again. It's not that big of a problem. All it means is that my tumor has grown a good amount. The only problem with having this capability again is knowing I'll have to put on a show for everyone all the time, constantly squirting shit. That is why I have decided not to tell anyone.

I Ran with Jon Lee this Morning, and I Feel Really Good as a Result.

I mighta runned about three miles, but I could be wrong. That's what Jon told me he thought it was. He ran abouts four. i felt really awake and alives and ready for lots of sex afterwards, but now I feel tired.

I already lifted two days in a row, and today will make three. I lifted last night and the night before that with Troy, and tonight I'm lifting with Ross Toss. Wait. I'm going to see a movie at 7. I'll have to lift earlier then, because we lift at seven, and that's all there is to it.

I'm getting a blister on my right foot, in the spot where I get blisters. My tummy was burning in econ. I guess that's because I lost a lot of weight from on top of my abdomen when I ran.

Tired.

I started reading Gerald's Game the other day. Justin Schmitt told me it'd be good, so I bought it awhiles back. It does seem pretty good so fat. I mean far.

I still need to take a shower. I didn't really have time to take one after my run because I had class. I didn't need a comma in that last sentence. That's something I've learned since coming here. I'm going to go ahead and take a shower and then eat lunch with some people. After that, I plan on taking a nap or something delicious like that.

Blaine, Bertoli, Jon and I watched Hellraiser: Bloodline last night. It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. In fact, it really wasn't bad at all. I got caught playing with my you-know-what a few times, but I couldn't help but do it; it was a very sexy movie.

I don't know if I blogged about it yet, but I got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze on VHS for $1.99 including tax the other night. I didn't actually pay for it. Blaine still owes me money, so I used him for it, ya know? Those really are some great movies.

I need to hurry up and get my shower now so I can get to lunch on time so I can get back and take my nap.

I went to econ all messy with my hair and my running clothes and shit. I yelled Matt's name and scared the shit out of him. I took a quiz, and did really well on it. Come to think about it, his name was...It was you. Damn.

Whores of a Different Color

I made a few minor changes to my blog. You will probably never notice any of them. Just letting you know.

Cpt. Pudsong, AT&T

Update!!!!

Ladies and gentlemans, we got him!

I'm on the left, and Sean Hudson is on the right.

It may sound weird to yous, but two people I know have birthdays todays.


Sean Hudson should be turning twenty today, but I don't know if he will. He sometimes changes his mind on that one, so it's anybody's guesses.

I hope to have a good picture of him to add to this soon.

Cory Matthews

Today, Cory Hensley turns four o'clock.

Here is Cory having a good time like any other Christian soldier.










Here, we see Cory's ass.

Cory Hensley

Feb 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

I'm kidding.

That would be Mitch Hedberg.

She kicked my dog, and now I'm going to fuck her.

Update.

I got a new site counter. It's sign language this time. I don't know how long it will last.

The fire alarm went off a while ago. I just sat here. The fireguy went to the place next door and started yelling. I was somewhat fearful that he might come over here. I think I'm in the clear now.

Blaine and Bertoli spent the night with me last night. They slept well. I slept on my shelf. It had been a while, but it was nice. My chest was hurting a whole lot when I woke up yesterday. I guessed it was from lying on my side on my futon with my class-4 armor. It hurt to move and breathe. But that's all better now.

The contest from my last post is over. Blaine won. It actually was in my blog. I guess I was just looking too hard.

I completed Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 the other day. I unlocked everyone and all the cheats. I didn't unlock the bitch, but that's fine. I'm still done.

Don't cry, bitch.

I'm thinking about starting a dream blog. Leave me a comment if you really think I should.

Happy Birthday, Justin Schmitt

Justin Schmitt turns twenty today.

I called him at 8:30 this morning. He was asleep, but he woke up to say hi.
Here is his cell: 317-512-0890.
Make sure you and everyone you know call and wish him a happy birthday.

Something Worthwhile

Crazy parallels are always popping up in my life. They occur all the away, and it makes me wonder if it happens to other people. I don't think it does. It's just something about being me.

Here's what happened yesterday. I was sitting at my computer, typing something, I think. I was either typing something to someone or for something. I was typing something about myself.

Blaire: I enjoy...
Josh: I enjoy long walks on the asphalt.
Blaire: I enjoy long walks on the water!

That is what I ended up typing. The water one. And I probably would have never thought about it again.

But I did think about it again. It all happened when I went here.

My brother created this profile just a few short hours ago. At the bottom of his interests, he notes that he enjoys long walks on the water. Go ahead, have a look for yourself. You can't make this stuff up. It's what dreams are made of.

If anyone knows what I typed this in, let me know. Be the first one to figure it out, and I will give you a reward of dinner, hot sex and possibly a long walk on the water.

My next blog needs to be about my interview and Uncle Mark. Don't let me forget.

Over 24 Hours...And I Just Tore My Boxers. I'm going to bed soon.

Goddammit anyway!

Panic Attack! At the Greenhouse

I really like this whole idea of having big song titles. I really like the ones Panic! At the Disco has. That is why some of them are in my info right now. I see something I like, and I put it in my info. Panic! and Fall Out Boy have a way with lyrics that I'm not used to. That's why I find the two to be so intriguing. Making noises and shit. Hell yeah. That's what I think. But I guess I'll be going to the Nintendo Fusion Tour on November 18th, and I wish I had a car so I could go to more dates, but I don't, so I won't. I need to check to see if anyone has left me a donation, because I'm starting to need some money.

I'll be posting some pics from my sister's birthday party on here someday. But I have a paper due in geography tomorrow, so I'll probably just do that shit today and do other shit tomorrow. You know, see what happens.

If anyone wants to buy me the Panic! At the Disco CD, just let me know. It's only ten dollars at Fueled by Ramen dot Com.

That's about it. Everyone have a good day, and don't forget to brush your teeth.

I Broke the Damn

A - Age - 18

B - Band listening to right now - Panic! At the Disco

C - Crush - Julia

D - Dad's name - Brentie

E - Easiest person to talk to - Girl Person

F - Favorite ice cream - Cafeteria

G - Gummy worms or gummy bears - Gummy worms make my anus itch.

H - Hometown - Shelbyville

I - Instruments - Well, I used to pretty much kick as at piano, but then I quit that shit. Then I was first chair alto sax for a while, and I quit. Then I was okay with a guitar, but I got tired of tuning it.

J - Junior high - Shelbyville Middle School

K - Kids - Medium-rare

L - Longest car ride ever - I don't know. There have been plenty of long ones. Probably about 10 inches.

M - Moms Name - Dawn Noel

N - Nickname[s] - Bleward, Sean Hudson, Krista, Dipshit

O - One wish - To be God.

P - Phobia[s] - Death, big groups of people not looking at me, being alone

Q - Quote - "I'm frozen, and you're dead. And I love you."

R - Reason to smile - No reason.

S - Song you sang last - We Hate Rebecca

T - Time you woke up today- Well, 4:07 a.m.

U - Unknown fact about me - I enjoy long walks on the water.

V - Vegetable[s] you hate - Vaginal secretions.

W - Worst habit - Masturbation

X - X-rays you've had - Head

Y - Years since you've been to church - One? Two? Somewhere thereabouts.

Z - Zodiac sign - AIDS

Do you see? Do you see!?

These are supposedly 25 questions that no one would ever think to ask.

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing that you look at?

My Hair or My Class-4


2. How much cash do you have on you?

$ o00.00


3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?

icles


4. Favorite plant?

Cannabis Sativa


5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

Blaine the Mono


6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?

Sugar, We're Goin' Down


7. What shirt are you wearing?

Bare Class-4


8. Do you "label" yourself?

No. I label others.


9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?

Socks


1o. Bright or Dark Room?

Dim


11. Ever "spilled the beans"?

Yeah. It was such a mess. My mom wouldn't let me eat until I got them all cleaned out of the carpet.


12. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Whore


13. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sleeping.


14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?

What was that song by Panic! At the disco called


15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?

Yes


16. What's a saying that you say a lot?

titties


17. Who told you they loved you last?

I'm not sure. It's been a while. Maybe my sister.


18. Last furry thing you touched?

My Penis


19. How many hours a week do you work?

Depends on how much I sleep.


2o. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?

Okay.


21. Favorite age you have been so far?

Well, I know it's not thirty. I haven't been thirty yet.
Probably 25.


22. Your worst enemy?

Anything


23. What is your current desktop picture?

Sycamore Sam and Me


24. What was the last thing you said to someone?

Shut up, dickfart.


25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?

I'll get back to you just as soon as you finish your goddamn sentence.

Sonikku

Yep.

So, I went home from school a long time ago. This was my first time back. It was a little while ago. While I was home, I picked up a bunch of my rare Fall Out Boy stuff, including my third copy of From Under the Cork Tree. I left my 7" vinyl there, because I don't have anything to use it with here. I remember how much fun smoking was before I was eighteen. I'm gonna hate turning twenty-one. I grabbed some books and my Sega Dreamcast. It had been such a long time since I had last played my Sega. I was expecting it to be not a lot of fun, but I was very wrong. I spent countless hours playing Sonic Adventure 2 and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. I pretty mush just blew thru Sonic, and that. I was somewhat upset because I forgot to bring Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 back with me. Then I started to play Sonic Adventure. Then I went home to get my other Tony Hawk disk. I played thru the game a few times, and then the Lees rented Tony Hawk's American Wasteland for Nintendo Gamecube. I've mainly been playing that. It's still here. It's a lot different, but classic mode has some levels from the original. That was pretty neat. I am so hungry. Just look at how hungry I am.

I noticed that my new hit counter stopped working when I looked at this shit that other night. I guess they all like to forget that I have an account on their website. Oh, well. Anyway. I've really grown to like Google. They have all sorts of helpful tools and shit.

I read The Da Vinci Code a while back. I wanted to make sure I had it read by the time the movie came out, and I have "succeeded admirably." It was great fun, and I suggest everyone read it and take it as fact. I saw the program on The History Channel. Don't tell me what I know is false.

I plan to start writing tremendous amounts of poetry again. I know Blaine will appreciate that. I also intend to find my gay rights paper and edit it, so I can post that guy on here for everyone to enjoy.

I'll be back sometime...maybe.


Holy shit.

I just realized it is my sister's birthday.

I am not too sure how old she is.
Everyone needs to call her and wish her a happy birthday.
XXX-XXX-XXXX
Ask for Ashley.
Don't call before 3:00, because she'll still be in school.
Hungry.

Revival of the Fattest

I have chosen to bring my blog back to life. Don't get too excited, you guys. This post is all I'm bringing it back for.

But let's make a list of things I would like to blog about if I really were bringing it back.

Brandon Lee
Kyle Hensley
Cory Hensley
Not Blaine
Tony Hawk
Me
Dead
Goddammit
Good Times with Weapons
The Second Half of Season Nine
Sean Hudson
Coach Guell
I Forgot to Give Ross those DVDs.
Tokyo Sam
The Whole Quote and Talking thing Last Night
Alcohol
Head Problems
Homosexuals
Poetry
Anything I've Written
Me Being Funny
Bertoli
Smoke
Fat People
Dead People
School
Movies
Books
Jesus
God
Church
Religion
Bad Religion
People I Hate
People that Should Die
President Bush
Scott McClellen
Cancer
Irish
The Fall Out Boys
Sluts
Clinton Coffey

Violins

I started listening to Rock Against Bush vol. 2 the other day. I purchased the two compact disks over the summer, but I have not listened to this one up until now. It seems to be better than the first one thus far. I've been listening to the Flogging Molly, Lagwagon, The Unseen and Yellowcard songs a lot.

I've been a pretty big fan of Lagwagon off and on over the past five or six years. I tend to get confused on how much I love them. Zach Attack tends to not like a lot of their stuff, and I forget that he is wrong when I don't listen to them for a while. They really are pretty good, though. You see, they just have some kind of simplicity to their music. I love them.

"Violins" is a beautiful song. I later decided to take some lyrics from "Violins" to make an away message on the AOL Instant Messenger. I did my little search, and found a page with the lyrics. This is what I saw under the song title: [Originally by Lagwagon].

......

It killed me.

I became very, very emotional.
I had no idea it was a Lagwagon song.
Holy freaking shit.
I just downloaded the Lagwagon version.
Just give me a minute...





Wow.



I am very emotional right now. I am on my period, and this is just way too much for me to handle. I wish I had someone here to bury my face in while I cry. I'll just have to use my pillow.


Shower.



English paper.


GO!

You Think We Could Jump Across this Brooke? No? Let's Just Go Back and Play in the Sandbox, Then.

Rougher Draft (Don't read this one. Read the complete version down below.)

Many, many years ago, my father gave birth to a beautiful little girl. Her name was Brooke. She was a large baby, weighing in at 18 pounds. She had a baby sister a short time later, but that was just something no one cared about. What everyone cared about was the next installment to the family: me. As we grew up, my sister and I formed a friendship no one could touch. Over the years, I have gotten myself stuck in many great predicaments, finding I can trust my older sister with anything.
The earliest memory I have of my sister helping me out of a tight situation is when I was about seven. The kid next door, Sean Hudson, had a skateboard. I was enthralled by the awesomeness of the contraption. Sean was about my age, so we would play tag sometimes. Every once in a great while, Sean would get out his skateboard. We would take it out front and ride it up and down the sidewalk. Neither of us really knew how to use a skateboard, but we could ride along well enough on our knees. My parents did not approve of me riding on a skateboard. Mother had warned against it. She promised trouble for me if I were to disobey. I disobeyed all the time without consequence, until I fell off and cracked my head open.
The first person I came across was my sister (the real one), and she was well aware of my mom’s stance on what I had been doing. She told my mom she had seen me trip and fall while running back to the house. My mom totally fell for it. I went to the hospital and got some stitches. That was the end of it.
One thing I totally hate and can not stand, is drug use. I can handle being around alcohol, but that is where I draw the line. When I got a little older, some of the kids in my clickety-click started drinking alcohol. I must have been about twelve. I even tried it a few times, and I would rely on my sister to help me lie to my parents about where I was and what I was doing. By the time my friends started using meth, my sister could drive and had a car. I could rely on her to pick me up and take me home if I felt uncomfortable with my surroundings. My parents would have freaked out if they knew I had been hanging out with people who were using such drugs. I would never have been able to call them for help.
Once I was in high school, I began having relationships with girls. My sister was in college at this point, but I could still call her and ask for advice. I had no difficulty in telling her about any problems I was having. I was scared to death of what I would need to do if something were to come prematurely, like the end of the world. If Tom Cruise had been my dad, this probably would not have worried me. The problem was, Tom Cruise was not my dad. My dad was much taller than Tom Cruise. A lot of girls are turned off by short men, but I think Tom Cruise is a total hottie. Some girls think other girls are hot. My sister, however, liked boys, just like me. That worked out wonderfully, because she knew exactly how to help me. I didn’t have to worry about her going to my parents, and telling them my situation. My parents already hated me enough the way it was. I knew my sister would love me no matter what. She was a little upset when I first told her about my homosexual fantasies, but she was very supportive all the way up to the point when I changed my mind.
Sisters are a great thing to have, and I would recommend everyone get one right now. They will definitely save you a heaping nipple of trouble. And when I say sister, I mean friend, because people need to have someone to fall back on when they need a helping hand. Without that sort of friendship, it can be easy to lose your way.


Ultimate Final Draft

Many, many years ago, my father gave birth to a beautiful little girl. Her name was Brooke. She was a large baby, weighing in at eight pounds eleven ounces. She had dark brown hair and brown eyes. She is now of normal height and is not too fat. She smells like flowers and is never too busy to have some ice cream with her little brother. She can, at times, be judgmental, but she is never really too hard on folks about it. As we grew up, my sister and I formed a friendship no one could touch. Over the years, I have gotten myself stuck in many great predicaments, finding I can trust my older sister with anything.
The earliest memory I have of my sister helping me out of a tight situation is when I was about seven. The kid next door, Sean Hudson, had a skateboard. I was enthralled by the awesomeness of the contraption. Sean was about my age, so we would play tag sometimes. Every once in a great while, Sean would get out his skateboard. We would take it out front and ride it up and down the sidewalk. Neither of us really knew how to use a skateboard, but we could ride along well enough on our knees. My parents did not approve of me riding on a skateboard. Mother had warned against it. She promised trouble for me if I were to disobey. I disobeyed all the time without consequence, until I fell off and cracked my head open.
The first person I came across was my sister (the real one), and she was well aware of my mom’s stance on what I had been doing. She told my mom she had seen me trip and fall while running back to the house. My mom totally fell for it. I went to the hospital and got some stitches. That was the end of it.
One thing I totally hate and can not stand is drug use. I can handle being around alcohol, but that is where I draw the line. When I got a little older, some of the kids in my clickety-click started drinking alcohol. I must have been about twelve. I even tried it a few times, and I would rely on my sister to help me lie to my parents about where I was and what I was doing. By the time my friends started using meth, my sister could drive and had a car. I could rely on her to pick me up and take me home if I felt uncomfortable with my surroundings. My parents would have freaked out if they knew I had been hanging out with people who were using such drugs. I would never have been able to call them for help.
Once I was in high school, I began having relationships with girls. My sister was in college at this point, but I could still call her and ask for advice. I had no difficulty in telling her about any problems I was having. I was scared to death of what I would need to do if something were to come prematurely, like the end of the world. If Tom Cruise had been my dad, this probably would not have worried me. The problem was, Tom Cruise was not my dad. My dad was much taller than Tom Cruise. A lot of girls are turned off by short men, but I think Tom Cruise is a total hottie. Some girls think other girls are hot. My sister, however, liked boys, just like me. That worked out wonderfully, because she knew exactly how to help me. I didn’t have to worry about her going to my parents, and telling them my situation. My parents already hated me enough the way it was. I knew my sister would love me no matter what. She was a little upset when I first told her about my homosexual fantasies, but she was very supportive all the way up to the point when I changed my mind.
Sisters are a great thing to have, and I would recommend everyone get one right now. They will definitely save you a heaping nipple of trouble. And when I say sister, I mean friend, because people need to have someone to fall back on when they need a helping hand. Without that sort of friendship, it can be easy to lose your way. I have no idea where I would be or what I would be doing today if not for Brooke. If I had to guess, I would say that I would probably be dead.


B-

Jess Mullins

Just because I say it, don't mean I have to say on the record, then I'll kill you. You know why?

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was a favorite of mine, growing up. I had a VHS, but it broke like fuck, it did. For years I've thought about how nice it would be to purchase a copy on DVD. I was actually just thinking about the child-catcher on Thursday. I went to (fuck) with Katie Adams on Friday. We were rummaging through the thing of $5.50 DVD guys. I found a few copies of Creepshow, which was something I had to buy, due to an argument with a guy I hardly know. He kept telling me it was called Freakshow despite me giving him every piece of evidence pointing the other way. So I got that shit. Katie wanted me to buy Double Jeopardy, so I did. As we were walking away from that area, we passed by the normal DVD thing guy, and there it was. Plain as shit. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I looked at Katie Adams and shit. I picked that shit up and took it home with me. We watched it first. It was just as beautiful as I had remembered. We then watched Double Dragon...or something. And then everyone left, and I watched Creepshow.

Here's the problem. The new episode of "Family Guys" aired tonight. The first song in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is called "You Two." In this new episode of "Family Matters," Peter sings a similar song about having James Woods, rather than having you two. And I freaked out, because that's what I do in any situation like this. It was amazing.

"You Two" (Don't read this part, I just thought it would make me look professional and clean.)

Caractacus:
Do you think I'm a lunatic? Wasting my time on a lot of silly inventions?

Jemima:
But they aren't silly--they're wonderful!

Jeremy:
Nobody else could think of them!

Caractacus:
That's right! That is right--nobody else could think of
them!--yeah--after all...
What makes the battle worth the fighting?
What makes the mountain worth the climb?
What makes the questions worth the asking?
The reason worth the rhyme?

Caractacus:
To me the answer's clear;
it's having someone near; someone dear
Someone to care for; to be there for.
I have You Two!
Someone to do for; muddle through for.
I have You Two!
Someone to share joy or despair with;
whichever betides you.
Life becomes a chore, unless you're living for
someone to tend to be a friend to.
I have You Two!
Someone to strive for, do or die for
I have You Two!
Could be, we three get along so famously,
'cause you two have me, and I have You Two too.

(Breakfast is behind made, then Caractacus sneezes)

Kids:
Someone to care for; to be there for.

Caractacus:
I have You Two!

Kids:
Someone to do for; muddle through for

Caractacus:
I have You Two!
Someone to smile once in awhile with;
whenever you're lonesome
I've a happy lot,
considering what I've got.
But, I couldn't do more
Than you do for your poor Father.

(Kids: Daddy!)

Things go asunder
and I wonder why you bother.
All:
Could be, we three get along so famously
'cause

Kids:
we two have you,

Caractacus:
and I have You Two

All:
too

Free Hat

I just got back from Blaine's room, where I enjoyed many great festivities. The whole thing started with me getting in bed with Blaine and his girlfriend, Amanda. We laid there for a while, talking about things such as ribs and anal sex. After a few short minutes, Blaine was on top of Amanda, playing with her titties and having a splendid time. She managed to get his pants off and forced him to have gay anal sex with her. An hour later, I was caught masturbating at the end of the bed. Amanda threw a toaster at me, and my penis got stuck in the slot, causing it to catch fire. I made a wish and blew it out. All in all, we had a good time, and I can't wait until we do it again (and neither can the Lees). Merry Christmas to all and to all, a good heterozygote.

Collage #1

END

Chelsea Baugher drove me home.

Mr. Lux Wouldn't drive me home.

Miss Chittick just sat at her desk.

Stop.

Coach Man loves to smile.

Mr. Lux tries to dodge while talking to a parent.

Sean Hudson becomes very angry.

Shit.

BEGINNING

Blaine's Hat

And that's the end of that story.

Swallowed in the Semen

Let me start this one off by saying that there is a good chance I won't make it thru the night. Won't is the contraction for wo not. I just ate 1 1/2 fucking bacon monster guys from Hardee's. I had those with some fries and a huge-ass cookie. I had two root beers. We then walked Ani to her area, and then I sprinted (most of the way) back to our quad. I wanted to type a lot more (Zach), but I am suddenly feeling like shutting down for a wile,

Cool to Hate

My brother's gonna be cutting my hair here in a few minutes. That should be fun for everyone.

I have to work tomorrow night. That means I won't be able to see the The Queers performance in Bloomington, IN. This may be my last chance to see them live before they all die, and I wish I had a twin I could send for me. I am very jealous of the Lees on this matter.

The Queers are one of the best old-time punk bands around today.
Download "See you Later Fuckface" if you're still not sold on the idea. I'll wait.

I have so many good stories to tell, that I'm just gonna leave them out. You wouldn't wanna read them anyway.

Usher

My confessions include.......

[x] I am bisexual or homosexual...or something like that.

[x] I've run away from home

[x] I listen to political music.

[] I collect comic books.

[] I shut others out when I'm sad.

[x] I open up to others easily

[x] I am keeping a secret from the world

[x] I watch the news.

[] I own over 5 rap CDs

[] I own an ipod

[] I own something from Hot Topic

[x] I love Disney movies.

[x] I am a sucker for hair/eyes

[] I don't kill bugs.

[x] I curse regularly.

[] I paid for that cell phone ringtone

[] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.

[] I love Spam

[] I bake well

[x] I would wear pajamas to school.

[x] I own something from Abercrombie

[x] I have a job.

[] I love Martha Stewart.

[x] I am in love with love.

[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS

[x] I am self conscious.

[x] I like to laugh.

[] I smoke a pack a day.

[x] I loved "Go Ask Alice".

[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[] I can't swallow pills.

[x] I have many scars

[x] I've been out of this country

[] I believe in ghosts.

[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room

[just on my scrotum] I am really ticklish.

[] I see/have seen a therapist.

[x] I love chocolate.

[] I bite my nails.

[x] I am comfortable with being me.

[x] I play computer games/video games when i'm bored

[] Gotten lost in your city.

[] Saw a shooting star.

[x] Been to any other countries.

[x] I had a serious Surgery.

[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas

[] I have kissed a stranger.

[x] Hugged a stranger

[x] been in a fight with the same sex.

[x] Been arrested.

[x] Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose.

[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[] Made out in an elevator.

[x] Swore at your parents.

[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts.

[] Been skydiving.

[] Been bungee jumping.

[] Broken a bone.

[] Played spin the bottle.

[x] Gotten stitches

[x] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

[x] Bitten someone.

[x] Been to Niagara Falls.

[x] Gotten the chicken pox.

[] Crashed into a friend's car

[] Been to Japan

[] Ridden in a taxi.

[x] Shoplifted.

[] Been fired.

[x] have/had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[] Stole something from your job.

[] Gone on a blind date.

[x] Lied to a friend.

[] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[] Been to Europe.

[] Slept with a co-worker.

[] Been married

[] Gotten divorced.

[x] Saw someone dying.

[] Driven over 400 miles in one day.

[x] Been to Canada.

[] Been on a plane.

[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[] Thrown up in a bar.

[x] Eaten Sushi.

[] Been snowboarding.

[] Been skiing.

[] Been ice skating.

[] Met someone in person from the internet.

[] Been to a moto cross show.

[x] Gone/Going to college.

[x] Done hard drugs

[x] Taken painkillers.

[x] Cheated on someone else

[] Were so bored you took this survey.

pass this on with your own confessions....

Warped Tour

I attended the Van's Warped Tour July 20 in Indianapolis. I mainly went to see The Offspring. Fall Out Boy was my secondary interest. The Lees and I went over to the place to get some programs. I saw Millencolin in the program, and it got me really excited. If you had asked me five years ago if I thought I would ever get to see Millencolin in live life, I would say that there would have been about a three percent chance. Well, I looked up at the band schedule to find that they weren't really there. That became my secondary sadness from bands not being there. My primary sadness was Bad Religion, who had been there the previous year, when I didn't go. The first band I saw was My Chemical Romance. I had never really liked them in the past, but I really gained a liking for them after seeing them in concert. I almost bought their CD at Karma today. I think Roses are Red were there somewheres, but I missed out on that. I bought an Offspring t-shirt. I saw Fall Out Boy and realized that they were my new favorite band.

My new list of favorite Bands:
1. Bad Religion
2. The Offspring
3. Millencolin
4. Fall Out Boy

I drank a bunch of water before heading over to Mike stage to see The Offspring. Eric Byrer was sitting in the shade and I discussed the Fall Out Boy show with him. I told him where I was going, and then we went our separate ways. I passed the Fall Out Boy place and reminded myself to buy a Fall Out Boy shirt when The Offspring were done playing. I got there while Dropkick Murphys, I believe, were on stage. I liked it. Then when they were done, I ran right up to the front. I stood there forever before they came out. I was frying pretty good in the sun. Yes. I quickly became dehydrated. I thought I might pass out before they came out. But then they came out, and everyone pushed forward until everyone was suffocating. There was a guy somewhere near me that kept shouting "Rich mother-fucker!" When they started playing, I thought the guy behind me was humping me in the ass, but I decided that it must have just seemed that way since we were all packed so tightly together. I later started to think about how the place where he was humping me was the same place I keep my wallet. I checked my back pocket, and surely enough, it was gone. All I was really worried about never seeing again was a certain possibly irreplaceable picture. You guys have no idea how much I love that cross country picture. I turned around and almost punched the new guy behind right in the face, because he should have done something about it. Later on in the show, I stepped on something. It was a wallet. I picked it up and opened it. It was my wallet. Everything was in it except my $35, so I shrugged it off. A few minutes later, I saw a bunch of people picking up wallets and cards and stuff that were scattered all over the ground. I spent the rest of the time yelling and moshing. This one guy in the mosh pit looked really angry. I kept running into him, and knocking him into this one chick. It was fun, but I had to stop, because I felt so weak. I had trouble catching my breath after that. I stopped jumping around and looked for a way out. I didn't see one, so I started jumping and yelling again. Then Noodles threw his water out to someone. Then Dexter pulled a fire hose almost out of nowhere and started spraying it at everybody. Then they started playing again. Then I started feeling very light-headed, and everything sounded very loud. Dexter was talking about something after that one song, and his voice seemed to be splitting my head in two. I hoped they were done, but they started playing again. It felt like they had been playing for an hour. I wanted to surf on over to the security guards so I could go find some water, but I didn't have the energy for it. When they finished that song, they said goodbye, and the crowd became loose again. Atom broke his drum sticks and threw them out into the crowd. One went to a person right in the very front. He hit it up in the air, and it flew right to me. A bunch of people around me jumped in the air to try to grab it. The guy to my left tapped it when it was about three inches away from my hand, knocking far away. I turned around and took off in a very quick pace. Everyone was shouting for The Offspring to come back out. I knew they wouldn't come back out, and was relived when I heard all the Awwws and the Jenna awwws. I quickly walked by the Fall Out Boy stand and thought about how I would no longer be able to purchase a shirt. I continued my trek to the drinking water fountains. I looked down at my feet to see the dirty mess. I was covered in my and had the sweat of about fifty people all over me. When I got to my destination, I was relieved to see there would be a long wait for water. I almost passed out about five times, but I made it and drank about a gallon of water. I then went over to sit in the shade. There was a young couple there. The guy was on the phone with his mom, talking about how his wallet had been stolen at the Fall Out Boy show. I kept feeling worse and worse. I eventually got up and drank another gallon of water. Then I walked over to this one place and leaned over and set my head on a metal bar, and this guy there told me of a sprinkler close by. I thanked him and walked to it. It was very refreshing, but didn't help my light-headedness. I walked back over to my area where I found some Hills and an Evens. This was the part where I fell down. I was there for a while, and then I set out to find the Lees and Luke. I passed Justin and Eric and those guys, and they told me the Lees were looking for me. I went over to the one stage where Fall Out Boy had been, but they weren't there. Billy Idol was about to go on, so I waited. I saw Ben and Ross Green. They were with my twin, Blayr. I talked to them for a bit. After ten minutes, I changed my mind about watching Billy Idol. I went back around, and didn't find the Lees. Then I headed by Mike stage, and I saw Luke in the distance. I sped up and saw that the Lees were indeed with him. I got really close and ran up rill fast. Josh Lee was the first one to realize that I was walking right behind them. Everyone else noticed once he started screaming. We went over to see Senses Fail. This was the last time I saw the Justin/Eric group. Sho and Seth Berger were also at this one. I had actually seen them a lot throughout the day. When that was over, we went over to see Avenged Sevenfold. The Transplants came out instead. They pretty much suck. Clinton came to this one. As did Ross and Ashley Morrow and Truck Hogan. There were some people there giving free high fives. I didn't have enough money though, on account of it being stolen. When the Transplants were done, we waited for Avenged to come out. They took too long, so we left to beat the crowd. Josh got in the wrong lane, and we had to turn around. We went to Stake 'n' Shake. I kept talking about Jon's mom. I told Luke about his brother. He disagreed. I took my drink and left. I went home and told my dad what happened. Then I did some things. Then I think I went to bed.






That was a lot. I started writing this one at 10:16.

Karma Po-lice

Well, I went into my room to unhook my internets, and I noticed the CPU was on top of the 2wire mini modem thing, and it was hot. All I did was move that guy out, and then the phone worked. I called Stefan, and he and Dane was on they way o'er here. They got here, and then I drove ourselves over to Karma. The first thing I bought was a roller for cigarettes. Cigarettes are female cigars. That means if a guy smokes cigarettes, he's a pussy. After that, I saw Justin Schmitt and bought three Fall Out Boy CD's. (Is that right? I don't remember all of the apostrophe rules.) I eventually made my way back home, where I tried to call Audrey. That didn't work out so well. I guess she doesn't like to have her phone out at the golf places, where she works all day and night--give someone else a chonce. I listened to my new Fall Out Boy disks while I got on the internets and bought two Fall Out Boy CD's, an Offspring dual-disc, and an Offspring DVD. Then I purchased the Fall Out Boy fanclub kit thing. Then my dad came home and then we got some pizza. And then I watched "That 70's Shit." I am very tired. UPN is addictive.

Kylie and Ashley double-you came over here yesterday. I gave Kylie her card and birthday present. I got them right before they came over. They laughed pretty hard at the card and the gifts. Then we all went into my room to watch Kinsey on DVD. Then they left. I drew a smiley face on my penis and went with my brother to get some physicals. We got to the doctor place and we kept punching each other in the face. The nurse was freaking out about it, but we just laughed. I read the whole eye chart with my right eye. It took about ten minutes to do it. My brother and I were laughing the whole time, and when I did read it, it was with my left eye, clearly looking between my fingers. I also peed on my hand and on the floor, just like I did at school that one time when I was taking a drug test. We went to McDonald's after the facts, and I think that's about all I did that day.

Nick Haehl

I went to bed at 10 p.m. yesterdays. I wanted to sleep until about 10 a.m. today. I over-shot my goal by about five hours. I woke up a little after 3 p.m. That makes it about 17 hours of sleep, which beats my old record of 14.5 hours a couple of weeks ago. It was hard for me to stand up when I got out of bed, and I was out of breath by the time I got to my parents' computer. I kept ending up back in my bed as my brother kept playing Soul Asylum on my computer. He finally stopped that shit and started playing something stupid (that's what he usually listens to--Britney Spears or something), and I was able to eat my Little Debbie Fudge Brownies. I started writing this blog at about 3:48. It is now 4:34, and I'm listening to "Save Me" by Unwritten Law. You see, I slept for 17 hours, and I'm now having trouble sitting still. I keep getting up and jumping around. That's about why it's taking me so long to do this.

I was supposed to call Stefan when I got up so we could watch Seven together. I just realized I have the ability to change the color of my text. I also need to call Audrey Brown to tell her. The problem is, the phone says the line is already in use, and the phone just makes a farting sound when you pick it up. We first had this problem when I got internet capabilities in my room. I think my internet might be the reason for this interference, even though it's not supposed to be doing that shit to me. If I had my cell phone, this wouldn't be such a big deal, but I never called that cell phone place back, and now it seems I never will. Oh well. This sentence is blue.

P.S. I really like Soul Asylum. If I still had that link about their bass guy dying, I would put it in here. But I don't have it, so you'll never see it.